Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: East Coast Hustle on May 23, 2015, 06:10:03 PM

Title: I feel like this is the perfect distillation of this century
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 23, 2015, 06:10:03 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/mother-found-pushing-dead-toddler-swing-maryland-park-222224204.html (http://news.yahoo.com/mother-found-pushing-dead-toddler-swing-maryland-park-222224204.html)

QuoteOne witness told deputies she found it strange that the woman had been pushing the child for an unusually long period of time, possibly since the day before, Richardson said.

When the officers arrived they found the 24-year-old woman still pushing the child in the swing, and they realized immediately that the boy was dead, Richardson said.

The child had no signs of obvious trauma, she said, and had been dead for at least several hours.

Shit gives me some serious heebie-jeebies.
Title: Re: I feel like this is the perfect distillation of this century
Post by: LMNO on May 23, 2015, 06:45:50 PM
Dude.






DUDE.











ugh
Title: Re: I feel like this is the perfect distillation of this century
Post by: Dubya on May 23, 2015, 07:23:04 PM
Wha?

I find that to be way creepier than it should be.
Title: Re: I feel like this is the perfect distillation of this century
Post by: Ben Shapiro on May 23, 2015, 07:59:11 PM
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH
Title: Re: I feel like this is the perfect distillation of this century
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 23, 2015, 08:12:21 PM
That is incredibly creepy.

My guess is that some kind of awful, sad accident happened, like he choked on something, and she went into full-fledged shock and denial. Like if she just kept on pushing the swing it wouldn't turn out to be true.
Title: Re: I feel like this is the perfect distillation of this century
Post by: hooplala on May 23, 2015, 08:16:23 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 23, 2015, 08:12:21 PM
That is incredibly creepy.

My guess is that some kind of awful, sad accident happened, like he choked on something, and she went into full-fledged shock and denial. Like if she just kept on pushing the swing it wouldn't turn out to be true.

Yeah, this is my take as well.
Title: Re: I feel like this is the perfect distillation of this century
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on May 23, 2015, 08:32:52 PM
Yeah... kinda reminds me of the guy in one of Roger's stories, who was drumming and dancing until he ended up in a different reality, because this one was so obviously wrong.
Title: Re: I feel like this is the perfect distillation of this century
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on May 23, 2015, 09:12:42 PM
It is the perfect metaphor for Americans' many denials.

*shudder*
Title: Re: I feel like this is the perfect distillation of this century
Post by: Richter on May 29, 2015, 02:04:29 AM
Well SHIT  :shudder: