Blarg!
I... I... I feel a little mushy inside.
Can I bite your head now?
Quote from: EraPassingI... I... I feel a little mushy inside.
Can I bite your head now?
1. Prolly that peasant you ate for lunch.
2. Post pic, then we'll talk.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerSo I got up from my desk, poured another cup of coffee, and watched the fun out of the office window, as Rob applied the plasma cutter to Jim's radio.
He catches on quickly. I like him.
Quote from: ScribeQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerSo I got up from my desk, poured another cup of coffee, and watched the fun out of the office window, as Rob applied the plasma cutter to Jim's radio.
He catches on quickly. I like him.
He reminds me of a younger me.
I think I'm gonna like this job.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: EraPassingI... I... I feel a little mushy inside.
Can I bite your head now?
1. Prolly that peasant you ate for lunch.
2. Post pic, then we'll talk.
1) You could be right.
2) Why do you feel the need to use extortion, Rog? Don't you love me for who I am, not for what I look like? Is it only my face that's important to you? Will it really make such a difference to whether or not you'll let me consume roughly half of your cranium?
Well, hell.
Quote from: EraPassingDon't you love me for who I am, not for what I look like? Is it only my face that's important to you?
Its not your face he wants pics of.
Quote from: EraPassingQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: EraPassingI... I... I feel a little mushy inside.
Can I bite your head now?
1. Prolly that peasant you ate for lunch.
2. Post pic, then we'll talk.
1) You could be right.
2) Why do you feel the need to use extortion, Rog? Don't you love me for who I am, not for what I look like? Is it only my face that's important to you? Will it really make such a difference to whether or not you'll let me consume roughly half of your cranium?
Well, hell.
2. Just wanted to check your teeth.
you can't be too careful, you know.
Quote from: ScribeQuote from: EraPassingDon't you love me for who I am, not for what I look like? Is it only my face that's important to you?
Its not your face he wants pics of.
You know, sometimes it's okay to just shut the fuck up.
Just saying.
I meant you wanted to see her ears. What man doesnt appreciate good ears on a woman?
Quote from: ScribeQuote from: EraPassingDon't you love me for who I am, not for what I look like? Is it only my face that's important to you?
Its not your face he wants pics of.
He already knows what her toes look like. What more could he want. :shock: Oh, never mind.....
Get back on this board and pay attention to your PM's, dangit.
*runs, leaps, POUNCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
CHOMP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: EraPassingGet back on this board and pay attention to your PM's, dangit.
Sorry. I was trolling the DHS tips forum.
Okay, those choppers look surgically sharp. Fire away. *grits teeth*
CHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMP
CHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMP
CHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMP
CHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMP
CHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMP
CHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMP
CHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMP
CHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMP
CHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMP
CHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMP
Quote from: EraPassingCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMP
CHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMP
CHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMP
CHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMP
CHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMP
CHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMP
CHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMP
CHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMP
CHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMP
CHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMP
Damn! Don't you have food at your house?
*defends self with a rolled up towel*
Not as tasty or satisfying as the contents of your head.
Quote from: EraPassingNot as tasty or satisfying as the contents of your head.
Really? Some consevatard told me that there were worms in there.
Nonsense. He was obviously just sour.
Besides, now we both have what we wanted. You DID say, chew at will, after all.
In my book, that's carte blanche.
Quote from: EraPassingNonsense. He was obviously just sour.
Besides, now we both have what we wanted. You DID say, chew at will, after all.
In my book, that's carte blanche.
Or ala carte.
One or the other.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Sorry. I was trolling the DHS tips forum.
link.
please.
8)
Quote from: That Communist BastardQuote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Sorry. I was trolling the DHS tips forum.
link.
please.
8)
Find your own victims.
But I'll give you a hint. You can pick up the trail at the Whitehouse website.
The whitehouse.org website? Or the boring one?
Sometimes I think that the only reason I hate the United States as opposed to America is because I can't leave it. But then I meet some idiot who makes me remember...it's not a "thing" that I hate. It's many people. That makes it seem so much simpler and easier to take.
Just saying.
Quit your whining! The United States is not immortal. The ship is sinking like Rome on a plank! Here's a capital idea: grab all the loot you can! The bigger the "spoils", the quicker we sink, and the sooner it's all over! Smoke 'em if you got em, because we sure aren't spending the money on air purification machines!
theunited states is evolving. get over this premature illusion of sinkage.
if you can;t see a corporate future for all roger, your'e a bigger fool than i.
I can see a corporate future for all....
of course, I myself am the head of a corporation, so I guess it makes sense.
Quote from: NSRA recruiting pamphletJoin the NSRA today! Or, be shanghai'd into the NSRA later on and be abused and beaten by the people who were smart enough to join the NSRA today!
8)
In that case, I'm trademarking myself right now. Use of my name will cost you a buck a quote. ;)
Sincerely,
Agent CompassionTM