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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: Da6s on September 21, 2015, 11:48:20 AM

Title: Oink
Post by: Da6s on September 21, 2015, 11:48:20 AM
https://www.rt.com/uk/316045-cameron-dead-pig-jokes/

Quoting a "distinguished" contemporary, the Daily Mail reported that the then-future British Prime Minister, in his student days in Oxford, participated in an outrageous initiation ceremony that involved a dead pig's body and at least one of Cameron's "private" parts.



Mother of god. I love the Internet age.

Title: Re: Oink
Post by: Faust on September 21, 2015, 11:50:25 AM
Going by your comment on Black mirror, I'd say Charlie brooker knew when he was writing that episode.
Title: Re: Oink
Post by: Da6s on September 21, 2015, 11:56:34 AM
Quote from: Faust on September 21, 2015, 11:50:25 AM
Going by your comment on Black mirror, I'd say Charlie brooker knew when he was writing that episode.


His Twitter this morning has been incredible.

Charlie Brooker (charltonbrooker):
Just been nosing through old Black Mirror files now, of course. http://pic.twitter.com/6Xhuhby0Gj

http://twitter.com/charltonbrooker/status/645735713112223744

Title: Re: Oink
Post by: Faust on September 21, 2015, 12:17:17 PM
 :aaa:

"Just to clear it up: nope, I'd never heard anything about Cameron and a pig when coming up with that story. So this weirds me out."
Title: Re: Oink
Post by: Cain on September 21, 2015, 03:09:03 PM
It is interesting that, as allegations about this are swirling, journalist James Delingpole has taken to Twitter to remind everyone that he totally didn't smoke weed alongside David Cameron while at Uni.

Also, I wouldn't exactly call Goldsmith "distinguished".  He's a tax-dodging billionaire scumbag, who was apparently promised a significant role in the Cabinet before the press exposed his tax-dodging ways.

I suspect something is up.  Perhaps emboldened by events in Australia, the far right of the Tory Party, which has never really liked Cameron, is starting to make moves against him.  This obviously isn't enough on its own, but it could nonetheless encourage others to pile in on him.
Title: Re: Oink
Post by: Payne on September 21, 2015, 03:40:04 PM
Yes, events in Australia may show its perhaps feasible to unseat a PM. Also the supreme lack of credible opposition in the commons and a deep unease about the manner in which the government wants to conduct the EU referendum could be providing some impetus to a Tory plot?

As eye catching as the pig story is I doubt it will last beyond a news cycle or two, but I would expect to see a lot more of these types of things cropping up
Title: Re: Oink
Post by: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on September 23, 2015, 05:44:32 PM
This actually improves my opinion of David Cameron. Before he was a joyless buzzkill who wanted to censor the internet. Now he's merely a pig fucker.
Title: Re: Oink
Post by: Cain on September 23, 2015, 08:30:23 PM
Yeah, because they are the only two problems with Cameron.... :roll: