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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 06, 2015, 12:04:15 AM

Title: NIGEL, WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 06, 2015, 12:04:15 AM
So, I went to some "parenting pages", and the first thing I saw was C-section-shaming.

C section-shaming?  Really?  REALLY?
Title: Re: NIGEL, WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 06, 2015, 12:07:53 AM
Every decision you make as a mommy is WRONG and BAD and YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD.
Title: Re: NIGEL, WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 06, 2015, 12:15:54 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 06, 2015, 12:07:53 AM
Every decision you make as a mommy is WRONG and BAD and YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD.

Apparently so.  I wasn't surprised by the bottle shaming, etc, but c-section shaming?   :lulz:

We need to start a footie shaming movement.
Title: Re: NIGEL, WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 06, 2015, 12:17:55 AM
WAIT!

Pottie training is now inhumane? 

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: NIGEL, WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: Meunster on October 06, 2015, 12:19:00 AM
"Every decision you make as a humam is WRONG and BAD and YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD."

Fixed.
Title: Re: NIGEL, WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 06, 2015, 12:20:57 AM
Crunchy moms.   :lulz:

At least they're not anti-vaxxers.
Title: Re: NIGEL, WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on October 06, 2015, 02:29:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 06, 2015, 12:17:55 AM
WAIT!

Pottie training is now inhumane? 

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

:lulz: :horrormirth:

What alternatives could they POSSIBLY envision? The part of me that nearly answered that before I shut it down is where the horrorlulz came from.
Title: Re: NIGEL, WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 06, 2015, 02:35:07 AM
Quote from: Meunster on October 06, 2015, 12:19:00 AM
"Every decision you make as a humam is WRONG and BAD and YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD."

Fixed.

You need to go poke around the mommy corners of the internet for a couple hours to understand how very not fixed that is.
Title: Re: NIGEL, WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 06, 2015, 02:49:22 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 06, 2015, 12:04:15 AM
So, I went to some "parenting pages", and the first thing I saw was C-section-shaming.

C section-shaming?  Really?  REALLY?

I have been trying to tell you for YEARS. YEARS. Remember when I showed up here and people were like "why is Nigel so damn hard?"

It's the mommy forums. Once you've been through that, nothing gets to you. Those people are brutal, man, they're dangerous. Even the most skilled troll has NOTHING on a 27-year-old mother of a newborn and a toddler. They will find your insecurities and they will cut you. If they can't find your insecurities, they'll stalk you.

They are TERRIBLE PEOPLE.
Title: Re: NIGEL, WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 06, 2015, 02:50:27 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 06, 2015, 12:15:54 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 06, 2015, 12:07:53 AM
Every decision you make as a mommy is WRONG and BAD and YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD.

Apparently so.  I wasn't surprised by the bottle shaming, etc, but c-section shaming?   :lulz:

We need to start a footie shaming movement.

The SOCKS vs. NO SOCKS wars are pretty bloody.
Title: Re: NIGEL, WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 06, 2015, 02:51:31 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 06, 2015, 12:17:55 AM
WAIT!

Pottie training is now inhumane? 

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

You are a BAD PERSON and a CHILD ABUSER if you try to make your child poop in a potty or go to sleep.
Title: Re: NIGEL, WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 06, 2015, 02:52:32 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 06, 2015, 02:35:07 AM
Quote from: Meunster on October 06, 2015, 12:19:00 AM
"Every decision you make as a humam is WRONG and BAD and YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD."

Fixed.

You need to go poke around the mommy corners of the internet for a couple hours to understand how very not fixed that is.

He can't handle the mommy corners. He's from 4chan, where they think that antisemitism and graphic violence is hardcore.
Title: Re: NIGEL, WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 06, 2015, 02:52:59 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 06, 2015, 02:51:31 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 06, 2015, 12:17:55 AM
WAIT!

Pottie training is now inhumane? 

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

You are a BAD PERSON and a CHILD ABUSER if you try to make your child poop in a potty or go to sleep.

There is going to be a small percentage of truly damaged people in a few years.
Title: Re: NIGEL, WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 06, 2015, 02:53:28 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 06, 2015, 02:52:32 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 06, 2015, 02:35:07 AM
Quote from: Meunster on October 06, 2015, 12:19:00 AM
"Every decision you make as a humam is WRONG and BAD and YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD."

Fixed.

You need to go poke around the mommy corners of the internet for a couple hours to understand how very not fixed that is.

He can't handle the mommy corners. He's from 4chan, where they think that antisemitism and graphic violence is hardcore.

And 'edgy'.

After today, I really hate that guy.
Title: Re: NIGEL, WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 06, 2015, 03:19:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 06, 2015, 02:53:28 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 06, 2015, 02:52:32 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 06, 2015, 02:35:07 AM
Quote from: Meunster on October 06, 2015, 12:19:00 AM
"Every decision you make as a humam is WRONG and BAD and YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD."

Fixed.

You need to go poke around the mommy corners of the internet for a couple hours to understand how very not fixed that is.

He can't handle the mommy corners. He's from 4chan, where they think that antisemitism and graphic violence is hardcore.

And 'edgy'.

After today, I really hate that guy.

I hate edgy teenage bullshit. It's boring and cliched, and invariably comes from people who haven't seen enough of teh world to know what real misery is. It's easy to laugh at other people's suffering from the comfort of Mom's kitchen.
Title: Re: NIGEL, WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 06, 2015, 03:20:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 06, 2015, 02:52:59 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 06, 2015, 02:51:31 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 06, 2015, 12:17:55 AM
WAIT!

Pottie training is now inhumane? 

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

You are a BAD PERSON and a CHILD ABUSER if you try to make your child poop in a potty or go to sleep.

There is going to be a small percentage of truly damaged people in a few years.

Oh, this is nothing new. There are just different permutations on the same judgmental mommy crap that's always been with us. To be honest, this is probably much less damaging than the "never hold your crying baby" fad that was pervasive in the 50's and 60's.
Title: Re: NIGEL, WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: LMNO on October 06, 2015, 03:23:57 PM
Or the "forced meal schedule" thing.
Title: Re: NIGEL, WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME ABOUT THIS SHIT?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 06, 2015, 03:28:03 PM
Quote from: LMNO on October 06, 2015, 03:23:57 PM
Or the "forced meal schedule" thing.

Yep. By comparison, the "never let them cry or make them do anything they don't want to do" mommies are merely raising adults who will be kind of helpless, but less likely to be sociopaths.