I don't know what to do for my birthday. All plausible suggestions will be entertained.
Eat cake.
Lots and lots of cake/
Quietly realize the Cake is a Lie.
Make rude cookies.
Go out on the town. It's Saturday night. Get your man-thing to take you dancing.
Dinner parties are always my go-to.
Somewhere away from it, with people that you like.
+ good food and alcohol!
Drive to Canada
I ran away after the first couple cake suggestions and ate a stupid amount of cake with the husband, then we crashed at a hotel and got lost hiking on an insanely poorly maintained series of trails in NH. Not quite Canada, but did get out of town with someone I like!