While I know I'm about as popular as genital herpes at the cannes porn festival around here I think that this is about the only place to voice my latest disgust-born idea. As you have no doubt heard about hugh's ridiculous and unlawful arrest (but it's only unlawful in spirit as opposed to law). I propose a mass announcement of jihads against all sorts of stupid things.
Pamphlets must be made and messages must be distrubuted about various jihads on things such as:
"mothballs being placed in the roof cavity after sunset."
"the unintentional ingestion of flies whilst riding a motorcycle in an open-faced helmet"
"the sucky undertaste of starbucks coffee" not the taste itself but just the undertatse.
measures to be taken may or may not include petitioning by mailing large amounts of carrots to any institutions concerned, making sure it is patently obvious that the jihad is ridulous and stupid, and generally calling jihads on anything and everything. Calling for the NHL to rise up and have a jihad on the pitifully small 6 and 7-figure pay packets of players.
stuff...
Trollax Kinora: Gone, reviled, but never forgotten.
you jsut figured out that th ejihad is reidculous and stupid now
omfg? wtf?BBQ!!!!!!!oneeleven!1111!!111OM121OMEOMDAIJSDAUSHDUAHUD
HSUIahIASDASB
NO, YEAH SEROUSLY.
srry, caps lock...
wtf?
j00 panzies can;t finsih what i started?
n00bs.
I still have no proof St Hugh was arrested.
And If he was, I have no proof an agent of the HSA was involved.
Therefore, I call a jihad against believeing what you read, especially on internet forums prone to jakery.
I wouldn't use the word at all, as it has multiple meanings, some of them benign, some of them downright nasty, and you KNOW that you might be thinking the benign one and the G-Men are thinking the nasty one.
My Jihad against zip ties started a long time ago. It manages to gain new members at a pretty good pace too. I think last year we managed to recruit two new people.
Omg Rev, I think zip ties are cool.
I'm starting the Jihad against Jihad movement. We don't believe that there should be Jihads, so we've started a Jihad against all Jihads. Yes, we ARE aware that we are hipocrits.
I've also started the Jihad against lady porn, because men are sexier.
And (assuming it actually happened) when did we find out that the Good St. Hugh (who is a shithead) was arrested?
in the hthread where he said he also got released.
he's probaly been advertising his undying love for jihad against the many headed satan whiel drunk again. ;)
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDWhile I know I'm about as popular as genital herpes at the cannes porn festival around here I think that this is about the only place to voice my latest disgust-born idea. As you have no doubt heard about hugh's ridiculous and unlawful arrest (but it's only unlawful in spirit as opposed to law). I propose a mass announcement of jihads against all sorts of stupid things.
Pamphlets must be made and messages must be distrubuted about various jihads on things such as:
"mothballs being placed in the roof cavity after sunset."
"the unintentional ingestion of flies whilst riding a motorcycle in an open-faced helmet"
"the sucky undertaste of starbucks coffee" not the taste itself but just the undertatse.
measures to be taken may or may not include petitioning by mailing large amounts of carrots to any institutions concerned, making sure it is patently obvious that the jihad is ridulous and stupid, and generally calling jihads on anything and everything. Calling for the NHL to rise up and have a jihad on the pitifully small 6 and 7-figure pay packets of players.
stuff...
Trollax Kinora: Gone, reviled, but never forgotten.
Heh. I take it no one told him yet.
I call for a Greater Jihad on Lesser Jihads (because I bothered to read what the difference was, and to out-Jihad you all).
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDWhile I know I'm about as popular as genital herpes at the cannes porn festival around here I think that this is about the only place to voice my latest disgust-born idea. As you have no doubt heard about hugh's ridiculous and unlawful arrest (but it's only unlawful in spirit as opposed to law). I propose a mass announcement of jihads against all sorts of stupid things.
Pamphlets must be made and messages must be distrubuted about various jihads on things such as:
"mothballs being placed in the roof cavity after sunset."
"the unintentional ingestion of flies whilst riding a motorcycle in an open-faced helmet"
"the sucky undertaste of starbucks coffee" not the taste itself but just the undertatse.
measures to be taken may or may not include petitioning by mailing large amounts of carrots to any institutions concerned, making sure it is patently obvious that the jihad is ridulous and stupid, and generally calling jihads on anything and everything. Calling for the NHL to rise up and have a jihad on the pitifully small 6 and 7-figure pay packets of players.
stuff...
Trollax Kinora: Gone, reviled, but never forgotten.
Welcome back to the land of the living, Trollaxe.
huh?
Quote from: horab fibslagerhuh?
It looks like Trollaxe got over that raging case of the Pink (or Grey, take your pick) that he developed.
Happens to the best of us, from time to time.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: horab fibslagerhuh?
It looks like Trollaxe got over that raging case of the Pink (or Grey, take your pick) that he developed.
Happens to the best of us, from time to time.
what?
Quote from: horab fibslagerQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: horab fibslagerhuh?
It looks like Trollaxe got over that raging case of the Pink (or Grey, take your pick) that he developed.
Happens to the best of us, from time to time.
what?
*stabs horab*
Sorry man. But you really needed that.
I dunno. Being drunk and inciting the local catholics to go after the protestants has given me some hoots and general cheer lately.
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: horab fibslagerQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: horab fibslagerhuh?
It looks like Trollaxe got over that raging case of the Pink (or Grey, take your pick) that he developed.
Happens to the best of us, from time to time.
what?
*stabs horab*
Sorry man. But you really needed that.
I dunno. Being drunk and inciting the local catholics to go after the protestants has given me some hoots and general cheer lately.
eh?
:mrgreen: