Never fall in love with a Discordian. Seriously, I cannot stress this enough. They don't do things by halves, or even by wholes: everything is 169% ALL THE TIME. You want to get a Discordian flowers? She hijacked a truck full of roses and abandoned it in your driveway. You want to give him a card? He's already spraypainted a love poem on a national monument. It's in iambic pentameter and somehow he managed to fit the word "fuckstick" in there and it works.
Going on a date with a Discordian is about equally likely to end in sex or felonies, with a significant chance of the sex being a felony depending on local custom. Discordians are serious about having a good time, and you are not prepared. You will learn to hate the word "adventure."
Never give a Discordian your heart. They're tinkerers, you see, and they have to learn how things work by tearing them apart. You will never get your heart broken quite the same as a Discordian vivisection. The world is full of Horrible Truths and the Discordian will want you to LOOK AT THEM together, and think this is a romantic activity. Discordians are always
getting fucked in the ass by Nigel,
but that's not so bad.
(http://i.imgur.com/VFM9kKL.jpg)
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on March 30, 2016, 05:43:21 PM
The world is full of Horrible Truths and the Discordian will want you to LOOK AT THEM together, and think this is a romantic activity.
You can't trust just
anyone with the Horrible Truths.
:eek: :fap:
I love this. The pic version is just icing on the cake! It occurred to me that this may be accidentally taken for satire and so increase folks' curiosity about Discordia.. suckers!
I love this.
Frame and cupid are all kopyleft, I even paid for the font!
Aw! It's so romantic!
This is great!