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Title: I created a matrix that controls the world.
Post by: Lois on July 20, 2016, 10:19:29 PM

I created a matrix that controls the world.
Principlematrix of actions in this file

https://yadi.sk/d/aS7cWtdosH8VM

File cost 100 million. dollars.

Title: Re: I created a matrix that controls the world.
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on July 20, 2016, 10:27:46 PM

wat.

Title: Re: I created a matrix that controls the world.
Post by: Freeky on July 20, 2016, 11:05:55 PM

Can you give us a better explanation of what it is, and why we should download it?

Title: Re: I created a matrix that controls the world.
Post by: Lois on July 20, 2016, 11:32:30 PM

Quote from: Freeky on July 20, 2016, 11:05:55 PM
Can you give us a better explanation of what it is, and why we should download it?

YOU do not have anything if you do not have curiosity. Download, know what it is. I will not explain.

Title: Re: I created a matrix that controls the world.
Post by: LMNO on July 20, 2016, 11:34:36 PM

Riiiiiiiiiiight.

Title: Re: I created a matrix that controls the world.
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on July 20, 2016, 11:41:33 PM

I feel like "nuke it from orbit" is a reasonable approach here.

Title: Re: I created a matrix that controls the world.
Post by: Faust on July 21, 2016, 12:23:48 AM

If someone crested a matrix to control the world, I would jump for joy for on that day we would finally have someone to blame for this mess we call a world, before inserting them in a bonfire post haste.

Title: Re: I created a matrix that controls the world.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 21, 2016, 02:52:48 AM

Quote from: Lois on July 20, 2016, 10:19:29 PM
I created a matrix that controls the world.
Principlematrix of actions in this file

https://yadi.sk/d/aS7cWtdosH8VM

File cost 100 million. dollars.

while I admire your ambition, not clicking that horrible virus. Thanks anyway.

Title: Re: I created a matrix that controls the world.
Post by: Lois on July 21, 2016, 03:28:55 AM

(http://nocache-nocookies.digitalgott.com/gallery/19/3810_19_05_16_3_41_44.jpeg)

Title: Re: I created a matrix that controls the world.
Post by: Freeky on July 21, 2016, 05:24:53 AM

Quote from: Lois on July 20, 2016, 11:32:30 PM
Quote from: Freeky on July 20, 2016, 11:05:55 PM
Can you give us a better explanation of what it is, and why we should download it?

YOU do not have anything if you do not have curiosity. Download, know what it is. I will not explain.

No thanks.

Title: Re: I created a matrix that controls the world.
Post by: Vanadium Gryllz on July 21, 2016, 03:09:35 PM

Isn't this the second time someone with that same avatar has turned up peddling mysterious bullshit?

Title: Re: I created a matrix that controls the world.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 21, 2016, 04:06:57 PM

Quote from: Lois on July 20, 2016, 11:32:30 PM
Quote from: Freeky on July 20, 2016, 11:05:55 PM
Can you give us a better explanation of what it is, and why we should download it?

YOU do not have anything if you do not have curiosity. Download, know what it is. I will not explain.

So you're just a spammer. Got it.

Title: Re: I created a matrix that controls the world.
Post by: POFP on July 21, 2016, 04:45:20 PM

I wonder what file type The Matrix is...

If The Matrix that controls the world isn't a .bat file, I'm jumping off a cliff. I refuse to live in a matrix that isn't colored DOS text.

Title: Re: I created a matrix that controls the world.
Post by: hooplala on July 21, 2016, 05:17:38 PM

The name it came up with was Lois. I find that really funny for some reason.

Title: Re: I created a matrix that controls the world.
Post by: Freeky on July 21, 2016, 05:32:00 PM

Quote from: Fernando Poo on July 21, 2016, 04:45:20 PM
I wonder what file type The Matrix is...

If The Matrix that controls the world isn't a .bat file, I'm jumping off a cliff. I refuse to live in a matrix that isn't colored DOS text.

It's a .exe

Title: Re: I created a matrix that controls the world.
Post by: POFP on July 21, 2016, 07:03:29 PM

Quote from: Freeky on July 21, 2016, 05:32:00 PM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on July 21, 2016, 04:45:20 PM
I wonder what file type The Matrix is...

If The Matrix that controls the world isn't a .bat file, I'm jumping off a cliff. I refuse to live in a matrix that isn't colored DOS text.

It's a .exe

Would run it in a Virtual Machine if my computer worked.

Based on previous "creations" from Lois, I'm probably gonna have to run the file in compatibility mode for Millennium Edition.. :argh!:

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