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Question: What's the best course of action when you shit but forgot to replace the toilet paper?

Option 1: Waddle for another roll votes: 2

Option 2: Yell for help votes: 0

Option 3: Pull trou and accept it votes: 0

Option 4: Wipe with the cardboard tube votes: 2

Option 5: Wipe with hand votes: 2

Title: Running out of TP
Post by: isotopia on July 19, 2018, 05:02:59 AM

Asking for a friend

Title: Re: Running out of TP
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on July 19, 2018, 05:54:10 AM

HURRY, THEY'VE ONLY GOT UNTIL JULY 23RD

Title: Re: Running out of TP
Post by: Con-troll on July 19, 2018, 06:13:25 AM

My bottom actually stank less during my month without TP.

Title: Re: Running out of TP
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on July 19, 2018, 02:06:44 PM

I dismantle the plumbing fixtures and improvise a bidet, using the pipe-wrench that I always carry with me for just such an occasion.

Title: Re: Running out of TP
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2018, 04:45:03 PM

Moving this thread to Apple Talk.

Title: Re: Running out of TP
Post by: isotopia on July 20, 2018, 03:21:52 AM

Quote from: Con-troll on July 19, 2018, 06:13:25 AM
My bottom actually stank less during my month without TP.

It doesn't do much help if you're reusing

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