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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on August 23, 2018, 06:49:57 PM

Title: I'm gonna shit my pants.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 23, 2018, 06:49:57 PM
SHIT MY PANTS!

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/big-oil-asks-government-to-protect-it-from-climate-change/ar-BBMhR6s?ocid=spartanntp

:lulz:
Title: Re: I'm gonna shit my pants.
Post by: hooplala on August 23, 2018, 08:42:01 PM
I'm going to shit your pants too!
Title: Re: I'm gonna shit my pants.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 23, 2018, 08:43:11 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 23, 2018, 08:42:01 PM
I'm going to shit your pants too!

Wait your fucking turn.


And this is only going to get weirder.  Trust me, I'm a Doktor.
Title: Re: I'm gonna shit my pants.
Post by: hooplala on August 23, 2018, 08:45:18 PM
If I can't trust my personal Holy Man, who can I trust?
Title: Re: I'm gonna shit my pants.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 23, 2018, 08:58:00 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 23, 2018, 08:45:18 PM
If I can't trust my personal Holy Man, who can I trust?

The PR folks at Exxon, Shell, and Sasol.
Title: Re: I'm gonna shit my pants.
Post by: Junkenstein on August 23, 2018, 11:04:51 PM
HO! HO! HO!

In other news an Essar facility near me has exploded for the 3rd time in 5 years. As in big bang, not little accident. As in £6+ Million worth of fucked up in seconds.

So you know these are responsible, forward thinking people able to predict and prevent problems.
Title: Re: I'm gonna shit my pants.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 23, 2018, 11:48:10 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on August 23, 2018, 11:04:51 PM
HO! HO! HO!

In other news an Essar facility near me has exploded for the 3rd time in 5 years. As in big bang, not little accident. As in £6+ Million worth of fucked up in seconds.

So you know these are responsible, forward thinking people able to predict and prevent problems.

I sorta miss those days.  :lulz:
Title: Re: I'm gonna shit my pants.
Post by: Capeditiea on September 07, 2018, 03:48:35 AM
:D a shit pants orgy. :D

there needs to be a porn about this.
Title: Re: I'm gonna shit my pants.
Post by: Con-troll on September 07, 2018, 04:23:45 PM
Fun fact: with sufficient amount of effort and commitment you could also shit pants.
Title: Re: I'm gonna shit my pants.
Post by: Cain on September 07, 2018, 04:48:10 PM
I can't  :sad:  I have no pance and I must poomp

Also, is it just me, or does it seem like there actually has been a shift on climate change recently?  Like having 4 record-breaking summers back to back, and watching large parts of California and Greece (and Sweden) burn down has made people go "oh...shit".

I suspect this is also part of the reason the EU is stepping up its bribes to African states to set up offshore detention facilities for migrants.  They know climate change induced mass migration is coming, and they want the treaties and infrastructure in place now to prevent it reaching Europe.  Though ensuring Libya wasn't a clusterfuck would also be pretty helpful in that regard....
Title: Re: I'm gonna shit my pants.
Post by: LMNO on September 07, 2018, 04:55:28 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 07, 2018, 04:48:10 PM

Also, is it just me, or does it seem like there actually has been a shift on climate change recently?  Like having 4 record-breaking summers back to back, and watching large parts of California and Greece (and Sweden) burn down has made people go "oh...shit".


Yeah, it's like people don't believe it when someone says "I've studied this a lot and we're all doomed" until the doom actually starts.
Title: Re: I'm gonna shit my pants.
Post by: Cain on September 07, 2018, 04:57:21 PM
I have absolutely no idea what that must feel like
Title: Re: I'm gonna shit my pants.
Post by: Capeditiea on September 07, 2018, 06:48:30 PM
...i am suspicious of you all... my room must be bugged. :O
Title: Re: I'm gonna shit my pants.
Post by: LMNO on September 07, 2018, 07:34:10 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 07, 2018, 04:57:21 PM
I have absolutely no idea what that must feel like

(http://www.printigo.clothing/ekmps/shops/79e0f6/images/national-sarcasm-society-t-shirt-715-p.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm gonna shit my pants.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 07, 2018, 07:45:03 PM
Quote from: Capeditiea on September 07, 2018, 03:48:35 AM
:D a shit pants orgy. :D

there needs to be a porn about this.

Stop.
Title: Re: I'm gonna shit my pants.
Post by: Capeditiea on September 07, 2018, 07:48:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 07, 2018, 07:45:03 PM
Quote from: Capeditiea on September 07, 2018, 03:48:35 AM
:D a shit pants orgy. :D

there needs to be a porn about this.

Stop.


That would make a perfect title for the porn.


okay, i'll stop. *nods.
Title: Re: I'm gonna shit my pants.
Post by: Cain on September 07, 2018, 08:18:51 PM
Quote from: LMNO on September 07, 2018, 07:34:10 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 07, 2018, 04:57:21 PM
I have absolutely no idea what that must feel like

(http://www.printigo.clothing/ekmps/shops/79e0f6/images/national-sarcasm-society-t-shirt-715-p.jpg)

:lulz: