Humans are all preppers. Animals better wake up before sun goes boom.
Humans love to have something to look forward to, even if it's the end of the world.
In fact it's one of the most logical things to wish for, you are physically unable to regret it after it's done.
is there such a thing as pregret? is that like dread??
Quote from: Frontside Back on September 12, 2018, 01:20:08 AM
In fact it's one of the most logical things to wish for, you are physically unable to regret it after it's done.
Can't argue with that.
0/9, for lack of effort.
Back in my day, people WORKED for their trolls.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 12, 2018, 03:35:59 AM
0/9, for lack of effort.
Back in my day, people WORKED for their trolls.
I apologize, my lifeforce is being sucked out of me to feed the destruction of everything you hold in any significance.
Quote from: Frontside Back on September 12, 2018, 03:52:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 12, 2018, 03:35:59 AM
0/9, for lack of effort.
Back in my day, people WORKED for their trolls.
I apologize, my lifeforce is being sucked out of me to feed the destruction of everything you hold in any significance.
Well, at least you'll die first.
That's worth something.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 12, 2018, 03:54:41 AM
Quote from: Frontside Back on September 12, 2018, 03:52:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 12, 2018, 03:35:59 AM
0/9, for lack of effort.
Back in my day, people WORKED for their trolls.
I apologize, my lifeforce is being sucked out of me to feed the destruction of everything you hold in any significance.
Well, at least you'll die first.
That's worth something.
How much that something is in food coupons?
Quote from: Frontside Back on September 12, 2018, 04:01:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 12, 2018, 03:54:41 AM
Quote from: Frontside Back on September 12, 2018, 03:52:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 12, 2018, 03:35:59 AM
0/9, for lack of effort.
Back in my day, people WORKED for their trolls.
I apologize, my lifeforce is being sucked out of me to feed the destruction of everything you hold in any significance.
Well, at least you'll die first.
That's worth something.
How much that something is in food coupons?
You mean dollars?
You don't need an apocalypse to live in hell, dumbass.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 12, 2018, 04:08:19 AM
Quote from: Frontside Back on September 12, 2018, 04:01:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 12, 2018, 03:54:41 AM
Quote from: Frontside Back on September 12, 2018, 03:52:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 12, 2018, 03:35:59 AM
0/9, for lack of effort.
Back in my day, people WORKED for their trolls.
I apologize, my lifeforce is being sucked out of me to feed the destruction of everything you hold in any significance.
Well, at least you'll die first.
That's worth something.
How much that something is in food coupons?
You mean dollars?
You don't need an apocalypse to live in hell, dumbass.
And that's why oh so many of us don't give a flying bulldozer.
Quote from: Frontside Back on September 12, 2018, 03:52:31 AM
I apologize, my lifeforce is being drained out of me to feed the destruction of everything you hold in any significance.
In a bizarre incident late yesterday, a young man attacked a local Doktor using a bucket of his own blood. "That fucker could have destroyed my good shirt", said the Doktor, when asked for comment. "Blood stains are a bitch to get out. It's a good thing I was wearing my lab coat." The alleged assailant later died from blood loss.
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on September 12, 2018, 02:12:49 PM
Quote from: Frontside Back on September 12, 2018, 03:52:31 AM
I apologize, my lifeforce is being drained out of me to feed the destruction of everything you hold in any significance.
In a bizarre incident late yesterday, a young man attacked a local Doktor using a bucket of his own blood. "That fucker could have destroyed my good shirt", said the Doktor, when asked for comment. "Blood stains are a bitch to get out. It's a good thing I was wearing my lab coat." The alleged assailant later died from blood loss Queen Gogira-related causes.
Corrected for historical accuracy.
I HAVE MANY ALIBIS
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on September 14, 2018, 06:27:21 PM
I HAVE MANY ALIBIS
So do I, but I am guilty as fuck despite the fact that I wasn't even in the neighborhood when <insert calamity> occurred. It does not matter that I did not do it; I am guilty regardless. It's like hyper-Catholicism...I don't necessarily
feel guilty, but I am . Fortunately, under this shallow exterior lies an enormous lack of character, so I don't let my obvious culpability bother me.
The zombie apocalypse is currently in progress. You all thought it would just be relatively nonthreatening reanimated corpses but the truth is much worse. It's ideas coming back. Fascism, nationalism, coal, paying for music, manhood, womanhood, marriage, racism, Russia; the mindless dead are rising up to eat the living!
Zombies be like "please my family is starving, could you spare us some food and medicine." and you aim for the head because the screams arr too much to bear.
Quote from: Hoopla! on September 12, 2018, 01:38:35 AM
Quote from: Frontside Back on September 12, 2018, 01:20:08 AM
In fact it's one of the most logical things to wish for, you are physically unable to regret it after it's done.
Can't argue with that.
*regret turns on itself*
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on September 16, 2018, 07:54:34 PM
The zombie apocalypse is currently in progress. You all thought it would just be relatively nonthreatening reanimated corpses but the truth is much worse. It's ideas coming back. Fascism, nationalism, coal, paying for music, manhood, womanhood, marriage, racism, Russia; the mindless dead are rising up to eat the living!
Can't wait for McDonalds Pizza to come back.
And the countries and power blocs have become mindless horrible things. There seems to be a one-upsmanship contest to see who can do the stupidest most deranged shit; first Britain decides to leave the EU, then the United States elects Donald Trump, then the entire EU proposes a bunch of deranged web regulations that are dangerously close to being ratified. The mindless unthinking nation-things are shambling across the world in search of victims.
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on September 18, 2018, 04:41:32 PM
And the countries and power blocs have become mindless horrible things.
That happened 8000 years ago. Where have you been?