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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: zarathustrasbastardson on May 24, 2019, 09:05:34 PM

Title: Some people really suck
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on May 24, 2019, 09:05:34 PM
Just because you are a wack ass hacker loser troll does not mean you are fnord.. :fnord:

I miss the days of true Erisian brilliance.
A time where every wack ass hacker meany,
Loser troll;
Wasn't more respected than the brilliance of the
Chao.
Title: Re: Some people really suck
Post by: altered on May 24, 2019, 10:07:38 PM
Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on May 24, 2019, 09:05:34 PM
I have the working vocabulary of a wilting salad and think that pseudo-deep bullshit that panders to my ultra-niche uniform is true intelligence.

I also have the working vocabulary of a wilting salad and repeat myself a lot.
I can't help it.
I need to make a bunch of frivolous, empty topics on a forum I've made myself unwelcome on so people will pay attention to me and I can pretend I'm still in the "good old days".

I'm very sorry to hear that. I hear it's terminal. I can provide you my translation services at no extra cost, though. See above sample.
Title: Re: Some people really suck
Post by: hooplala on May 24, 2019, 10:19:03 PM
Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on May 24, 2019, 09:05:34 PM
Just because you are a wack ass hacker loser troll does not mean you are fnord.. :fnord:

I miss the days of true Erisian brilliance.
A time where every wack ass hacker meany,
Loser troll;
Wasn't more respected than the brilliance of the
Chao.

For a moment I read that last line as "the brilliance of CHARO". I was so much more interested before realizing my mistake.
Title: Re: Some people really suck
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on May 24, 2019, 10:38:20 PM
Try writing a sonnet d-bag

Quote from: nullified on May 24, 2019, 10:07:38 PM
Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on May 24, 2019, 09:05:34 PM
I have the working vocabulary of a wilting salad and think that pseudo-deep bullshit that panders to my ultra-niche uniform is true intelligence.

I also have the working vocabulary of a wilting salad and repeat myself a lot.
I can't help it.
I need to make a bunch of frivolous, empty topics on a forum I've made myself unwelcome on so people will pay attention to me and I can pretend I'm still in the "good old days".

I'm very sorry to hear that. I hear it's terminal. I can provide you my translation services at no extra cost, though. See above sample.
Title: Re: Some people really suck
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on May 24, 2019, 10:42:43 PM
What's especially impressive to me is how people diverge from source material and create their own myths based on frivolous self aggrandizement, I think that is really the reason we're living in a golden age of polytheistic enlightenment.

Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on May 24, 2019, 10:38:20 PM
Try writing a sonnet d-bag

Quote from: nullified on May 24, 2019, 10:07:38 PM
Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on May 24, 2019, 09:05:34 PM
I have the working vocabulary of a wilting salad and think that pseudo-deep bullshit that panders to my ultra-niche uniform is true intelligence.

I also have the working vocabulary of a wilting salad and repeat myself a lot.
I can't help it.
I need to make a bunch of frivolous, empty topics on a forum I've made myself unwelcome on so people will pay attention to me and I can pretend I'm still in the "good old days".

I'm very sorry to hear that. I hear it's terminal. I can provide you my translation services at no extra cost, though. See above sample.
Title: Re: Some people really suck
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on May 24, 2019, 10:48:27 PM
This is what nullified likes..
Quote from: nullified on May 24, 2019, 10:07:38 PM
Quote from: nullified on May 24, 2019, 09:05:34 PM
I have the working vocabulary of a wilting salad and think that pseudo-deep bullshit that panders to my ultra-niche uniform is true intelligence.

I also have the working vocabulary of a wilting salad and repeat myself a lot.
I can't help it.
I need to make a bunch of frivolous, empty topics on a forum I've made myself unwelcome on so people will pay attention to me and I can pretend I'm still in the "good old days".

I'm very sorry to hear that. I hear it's terminal. I can provide you my translation services at no extra cost, though. See above sample.
Title: Re: Some people really suck
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on May 24, 2019, 10:52:25 PM
Hey nullified,
No big ting,
We old school...
:lulz:
Title: Re: Some people really suck
Post by: Al Qədic on May 24, 2019, 11:18:20 PM
Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on May 24, 2019, 10:52:25 PM
Hey nullified,
No big ting,
We old school...
:lulz:
You're about 7 syllables short of a haiku there, pal.
Title: Re: Some people really suck
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on May 24, 2019, 11:28:17 PM
Am I, or is that
Your perception my friend?  :fnord:
What can we create?
Title: Re: Some people really suck
Post by: Al Qədic on May 24, 2019, 11:49:29 PM
Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on May 24, 2019, 11:28:17 PM
Am I, or is that
Your perception my friend?  :fnord:
What can we create?

I must say, to you,
Kindness and fairness in due,
You sound like a twat.
Title: Re: Some people really suck
Post by: Cain on May 24, 2019, 11:54:31 PM
Needs more ALL CAPS.

You know, like this (https://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,36379.msg1215711.html#msg1215711l).
Title: Re: Some people really suck
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on May 24, 2019, 11:58:35 PM
Quote from: Al Qədic on May 24, 2019, 11:49:29 PM
I must say, to you,
Kindness and fairness in due,
You sound like a twat.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Some people really suck
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on May 25, 2019, 12:44:17 AM
I guess its pussy to reach out over a great divide to someone who sort of identifies as a terrorist to try to create a mostly nice beautiful future for us all.

Quote from: Al Qədic on May 24, 2019, 11:49:29 PM
Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on May 24, 2019, 11:28:17 PM
Am I, or is that
Your perception my friend?  :fnord:
What can we create?

I must say, to you,
Kindness and fairness in due,
You sound like a twat.
Title: Re: Some people really suck
Post by: Cramulus on May 25, 2019, 02:02:28 AM
Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on May 24, 2019, 09:05:34 PM
Just because you are a wack ass hacker loser troll does not mean you are fnord.. :fnord:

I miss the days of true Erisian brilliance.
A time where every wack ass hacker meany,
Loser troll;
Wasn't more respected than the brilliance of the
Chao.



ffffffffucking shit, owned again

ffffffffffffucking shittttttttttttttt


I'm losing my goddamn shit over here -- how come we keep getting PWND? I'm sick and tired of people signing up for the forum and immediately calling out all our shit and making spags of us.
Title: Re: Some people really suck
Post by: altered on May 25, 2019, 02:08:01 AM
Speaking as someone who identifies as a terrorist (:lulz:), this is an old crotchety moron rather than the Seventy-Eighth Promised Messiah Of Eris, Cram. You can safely relax your sphincter, pwnage is not occurring right now.

But when the 78th PMOE arrives, I hope you packed the tungsten underpants. They'll show us, oh yes.
Title: Re: Some people really suck
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on May 25, 2019, 02:12:55 AM
Hey brutha.. ain't trying to own anyone just trying to spread light.. maybe if you didn't take this shiznit so seriously you'd feel a bit better

Quote from: Cramulus on May 25, 2019, 02:02:28 AM
Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on May 24, 2019, 09:05:34 PM
Just because you are a wack ass hacker loser troll does not mean you are fnord.. :fnord:

I miss the days of true Erisian brilliance.
A time where every wack ass hacker meany,
Loser troll;
Wasn't more respected than the brilliance of the
Chao.



ffffffffucking shit, owned again

ffffffffffffucking shittttttttttttttt


I'm losing my goddamn shit over here -- how come we keep getting PWND? I'm sick and tired of people signing up for the forum and immediately calling out all our shit and making spags of us.

Title: Re: Some people really suck
Post by: altered on May 25, 2019, 03:05:51 AM
A Sonnet




I stand corrected, O — no joy, not you.
Do think that I deign to know that of which you speak!
Patient, patient, must you now wait for me
Though I know your brain does moan from my sniffing glue.
BEFORE, BEFORE, YOU RUN YOUR GODDAMN LIP
THINK NOW OF THE PAPER PILES YOU HAVE GLEANED
WORKING FOR A SYSTEM THAT IS SUPPOS'DLY
THE ENEMY THAT YOU DO HATE WHILE ABOARD THE SHIP!

I AM GLAD THAT YOU ADMIT THE EVIL
FROM THE LEADERS OF OUR MOST RECENT PAST
BUT YOU, FOUL BEAST, SOIL THE VILLAGE WELL

BEAST, I NAME YOU THE COWARD PRIMEVAL
AND NOW, I MUST MAKE OF MYSELF AN ASS
FROM OIL I DON'T PROFIT, GO! TO! HELL!

AND SUCK ON A TAILPIPE ... IDIOT.
Title: Re: Some people really suck
Post by: altered on May 25, 2019, 03:24:01 AM
I gotta say that was easier than I thought it would be. I mean, I knew I could do it, but I expected it would be a stupid thing I'd put twenty minutes of research and ten minutes of writing into, get momentarily stuck, and move on. Instead I spent about twenty minutes of research, wrote out the skeleton in ten, fixed the meter in five, and spent the last five adjusting rhymes for fun.

I might write sonnets of mockery more often.
Title: Re: Some people really suck
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on May 25, 2019, 03:33:12 AM
Glad to be an inspiration. Sonnets ain't easy.. maybe it's your calling? "Sonnets of Mockery" penned by nullified.

Quote from: nullified on May 25, 2019, 03:24:01 AM
I gotta say that was easier than I thought it would be. I mean, I knew I could do it, but I expected it would be a stupid thing I'd put twenty minutes of research and ten minutes of writing into, get momentarily stuck, and move on. Instead I spent about twenty minutes of research, wrote out the skeleton in ten, fixed the meter in five, and spent the last five adjusting rhymes for fun.

I might write sonnets of mockery more often.
Title: Re: Some people really suck
Post by: altered on May 25, 2019, 03:36:45 AM
I have no problem being inspired by what I despise. Interesting that you seem upset that it might be the case. I might decide on a fresh round of inspiration.

Or you could leave. Because of how terribly rude you were.
Title: Re: Some people really suck
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on May 25, 2019, 03:41:37 AM
See above edit..
Maybe you could try a sonnet called "despised inspiration" or call the pocketbook that.. it is impressive that you wrote one so quickly.. now write 50 more.. prove it wasn't beginner's luck!

Quote from: nullified on May 25, 2019, 03:36:45 AM
I have no problem being inspired by what I despise. Interesting that you seem upset that it might be the case. I might decide on a fresh round of inspiration.

Or you could leave. Because of how terribly rude you were.
Title: Re: Some people really suck
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on May 25, 2019, 03:43:34 AM
I haven't been rude, only outlandish.

Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on May 25, 2019, 03:41:37 AM
See above edit..
Maybe you could try a sonnet called "despised inspiration" or call the pocketbook that.. it is impressive that you wrote one so quickly.. now write 50 more.. prove it wasn't beginner's luck!

Quote from: nullified on May 25, 2019, 03:36:45 AM
I have no problem being inspired by what I despise. Interesting that you seem upset that it might be the case. I might decide on a fresh round of inspiration.

Or you could leave. Because of how terribly rude you were.
Title: Re: Some people really suck
Post by: Cramulus on May 25, 2019, 02:45:20 PM
Quote from: nullified on May 25, 2019, 02:08:01 AMYou can safely relax your sphincter, pwnage is not occurring right now.

When somebody calls you a "wack ass hacker loser troll", you just got owned. You can either feel true humiliation and shame, or you can live in denial.

I'm sorry, but those are the rules. It's been this way since September 1993.





Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on May 25, 2019, 02:12:55 AM
Hey brutha.. ain't trying to own anyone just trying to spread light.. maybe if you didn't take this shiznit so seriously you'd feel a bit better

it's too late, I'm in ruins

Title: Re: Some people really suck
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on May 26, 2019, 01:48:00 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on May 25, 2019, 02:45:20 PM
Quote from: nullified on May 25, 2019, 02:08:01 AMYou can safely relax your sphincter, pwnage is not occurring right now.

When somebody calls you a "wack ass hacker loser troll", you just got owned. You can either feel true humiliation and shame, or you can live in denial.

I'm sorry, but those are the rules. It's been this way since September 1993.





Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on May 25, 2019, 02:12:55 AM
Hey brutha.. ain't trying to own anyone just trying to spread light.. maybe if you didn't take this shiznit so seriously you'd feel a bit better

it's too late, I'm in ruins

It can get better.. instead of 23 whacks, try 55 deep breaths.. that sick shit should go.. it really ain't good for anyone. The bullies like to watch though.  That's another matter for conversation.
Title: Re: Some people really suck
Post by: Fujikoma on May 28, 2019, 01:56:08 AM
https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/q33IjkHYtCJ3QKJ42ZxLp0iJM_R0UtrwnR0wy5J3ixw/https/i.ytimg.com/vi/2c_1QdIEElc/maxresdefault.jpg
Title: Re: Some people really suck
Post by: Don Coyote on May 28, 2019, 05:08:44 AM
This thread unclogged my bowels
Title: Re: Some people really suck
Post by: hooplala on May 28, 2019, 01:12:20 PM
Charo.
Title: Re: Some people really suck
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on June 19, 2019, 01:43:00 AM
https://youtu.be/xIIJHiKhIRE

Sorry to have to take it there... eris' spirit moved me.