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Title: an ode to shoes
Post by: agent compassion on January 27, 2005, 05:57:29 AM

my shoes my shoes
neatly all lined up in twos
how i love yous on my feet
make my outfit nice and neat
and put together-
i have shoes for every weather
some with bows and some with feathers
and some with straps and high, high heels
i even have some shoes with wheels
to wear at the roller rink
and banged up shoes to wear while playing sink
and chucking rocks
with shoes like this who needs borrowed co*k?
shoes shoes shoes
how i love yous

Title: an ode to shoes
Post by: Guido Finucci on January 27, 2005, 06:07:53 AM

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You can love you shoes without loving your shoes.

Title: an ode to shoes
Post by: agent compassion on January 27, 2005, 07:44:35 AM

I could but what would be the fun in that?

:twisted:

Title: an ode to shoes
Post by: Hoshiko on January 27, 2005, 07:45:31 AM

Oh my god, I was just going to start this topic! I just bought a pair of knee-high boots and they go great with my brown and tan skirts. I don't care if it is -10, I want to wear them so badly.

Shoes are one of life's greatest pleasures.

Title: an ode to shoes
Post by: agent compassion on January 27, 2005, 07:48:04 AM

I was thinking of buying some new pumps for fancy occasions, but I can never find them in wide widths...

Title: an ode to shoes
Post by: Hoshiko on January 27, 2005, 07:58:11 AM

I hate that. My grandma had really wide feet and had to have her shoes custom-made. Luckily mine aren't too bad, but some heels kill me because they're made in little-teeny japanese width sizes.

One sucky thing I found about wearing skirts and boots in winter- You have to shave your legs all the freaking time because of the cold. Grrr.

I don't know how you feel about internet shopping, but you might want to try here (http://www.chicwideshoes.com/)

Title: an ode to shoes
Post by: Malaul on January 27, 2005, 09:01:54 AM

Quote from: Guido Finucci<blink><blink>

You can love you shoes without loving your shoes.

yes
Lemme show you

::wink::

I hadda friend that hadda shoe fetish
one of her MANY pairs of boots hadda heel on em that was AMAZINGLY phallic

I asked her once inna truth or dare game if shes ever masterbated withthem

she nodded her head yes
turned red
and said no

Title: an ode to shoes
Post by: DJRubberducky on January 27, 2005, 03:29:05 PM

When I graduated high school, I swore I would never wear high heels again, but now I SOOOOO want a good pair of fuck-me boots. The trouble is I'm like a 9.5 doublewide. I'd need to find out where the crossdressers shop and try my luck there.

(I also need to stop shopping for shoes at the end of the day. And put my feet up more. My ankles and feet retain a lot of fluid. It worries the snot out of my housemate.)

EDIT: OMG thank you for that link! I'm already sharing it with my girlfriends.

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