And the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe
all mimsy were the borogoves,
and the mome raths outgrabe.
Happy Birthday Lewis, you possible paedophile, you!
I plan on celebrating his unbirthday tomorrow.
Quote from: LMNOyou possible paedophile, you!
here you go michael, here's your new cellmate....
grossberger.
Happy Birthday you sick, twisted, wonderful individual!
I'm going to go make him a cake now. With sprinkles.
SPRINKLES!!!!!!
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umm.... GOAT, are you sure you don't have something you would like to tell us about you? It's ok, we are understanding and we won't abandon you just because of your 'lifestyle'.
dude, if I were to up and turn gay, it'd probably be the most morally virtuous lifestyle decision that I've made in 12 years...
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*picks up an ax*
Don't worry fluffy, I'm coming to save you.
*takes a few practice swings*
OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
i read an autobiography on charles once.. it included some nakey pictures of the liddell sisters. i didn't think they could print that sort of stuff.
myself, i'm going to take this outlandish watch back in time 10 minutes (sylvie & bruno) and look into this snark / boojum connection. (hunting of the snark)
in the meantime try this carrollian conundrum
john gave his brother james a box
about it there were many locks
james woke and found it gave him pain
so gave it back to john again
the box was not with lid supplied
yet caused two lids to open wide
and all these locks had never a key
what kind of box, then, could it be?
kim
Ha ha - I'll have to remember this riddle, so that when people give up, I can injure them with the answer! :D
today's riddle was brought to you by:
BOX
it's what's for dinner!
this ad paid for by the American Association of Box Farmers
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Quote from: McStabtoday's riddle was brought to you by:
BOX
it's what's for dinner!
this ad paid for by the American Association of Box Farmers
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Would that be Krap Dinner? :wink:
nah...it's General Fnords brand...
I don't like the Krap flavor when I'm eating Box.
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I had box for dessert last night. De_li_cious!
krap dinner (http://www.kraftcanada.com/controller?cmd=SECTION_VIEW&lang=EN&sid=66644&ctx=5002)
silly heathen americans.
Quote from: horab the impalerkrap dinner (http://www.kraftcanada.com/controller?cmd=SECTION_VIEW&lang=EN&sid=66644&ctx=5002)
silly heathen americans.
I am a silly heathen American and I knew about Krap Dinner :roll: I have no idea what is wrong with the rest of them. I guess they don't listen to enough Bare Naked Ladies. Or they don't have enough Canadian stripper friends. :twisted:
barenaked ladies is teh sux0r.
i once had the extreme displeasure of hearing them butcher our fine candian national anthem.
Quote from: horab the impalerbarenaked ladies is teh sux0r.
i once had the extreme displeasure of hearing them butcher our fine candian national anthem.
Well, that may be but your Anthem is the sux0r. Ours was written to the tune of a drinking song :twisted:
well our anthem features true patriot love and stuff.
so there!
Quote from: horab the impalerwell our anthem features true patriot love and stuff.
so there!
You love patriots? :shock: Do they taste good or something?
Quote from: horab the impalerwell our anthem features true patriot love and stuff.
so there!
Well ours has rockets and stuff
bite me!
Quote from: KenseiQuote from: horab the impalerwell our anthem features true patriot love and stuff.
so there!
You love patriots? :shock: Do they taste good or something?
yes they are teh seksi.
Ah, fairy muff then. It cant be any worse than the dirge that counts for a national anthem in the UK, they dont even let us sing the (much celebrated) third verse about killing the Scots and not trusing the Irish.
Quote from: Kensei... killing the Scots and not trusing the Irish...
Two great tastes that taste great together!
Quote from: LMNOQuote from: Kensei... killing the Scots and not trusing the Irish...
Two great tastes that taste great together!
Hey, some of my ancestors came from both of those places, so how about we kill the English that we find untrustwothy :twisted:
Huh?
Oh, I thought it said Killing the Scotch, and not trussing the Irish...
My bad...
Quote from: LMNOHuh?
Oh, I thought it said Killing the Scotch, and not trussing the Irish...
My bad...
:wink:
Sorry, that would be the second verse. And on all the internet versions I looked up, they changed it from teh Scots to "the Lords enemies", which is rather boring.
::waits for AA::
::waiting::
Ah, fuck it.
Quote from: KenseiSorry, that would be the second verse. And on all the internet versions I looked up, they changed it from teh Scots to "the Lords enemies", which is rather boring.
...which would mean all the dirty towelheads.
Of course.
I know, I was actually hoping he would appear. Im disappointed :(