https://youtu.be/1F19h3OHG6k
Thanks buddy, it's nice to feel appreciated
Quote from: LustOfTheWired on September 26, 2019, 08:50:47 AM
https://youtu.be/1F19h3OHG6k
You're supposed to roll it into a room full of rivals. It doesn't work if there are no rivals.
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It's more accurate to say that everyone here is mortal enemies with everyone else, we just all realize we're piss stained and covered in warts. No one wants it.
In that case.
Quote from: LMNO on September 26, 2019, 05:43:37 PM
In that case.
A friend is just an enemy that has not yet had sufficient incentive to fuck you over.
Sadly, Howl has it right on this one. I don't have friends, just a list of people I haven't fucked over, yet.
wtf is this shit
Someone did some dumb shit with a golden apple. Yeah, us really real discordians know better than to invoke the wrath of the goddess.
Yo where did you get that gorgeous golden apple though??
also, after you finished filming, did you pick it up, or leave it somewhere in public? I gotta know. :fnord:
I was expecting you to throw it while yelling yeet. I am disappointed.
I bet he left it there, that's why the world is going nuts.
Also Grapes? I see you and I know what you're doing, you've lost the element of surprise.
That's cool.
Heh. One guess... who would do their research, pick that name, and come here, just to fuck with me. I must admit, I'm not worthy of such attention.
Not going to guess, just going to say you're either wasting your time, or this is a top-tier troll, either way, do whatever.
Only one guess makes sense. Kevin, is that you?
Yes it is I. The object of your fear. The cold and uncaring cyber seerer. Sent from the rabiosexual community council of tumblr to slightly inconvenience your online life.
Want to see my character sheet for my deep undercover ploy to be online? It goes pretty deep.
So why are grapes so relevant to your life that you think anyone with the name is after you?
No, you're not kevin you're just pretending to be him. Kevin is a sweet, interesting soul. You, however, are fucking annoying. Shit, I bet people are enjoying that I'm irritated. I must admit Kevin may or may not exist.
Ok, Grapes, I used to play a MUD called Armageddon, I've been banned from it, 3 times, my most recent forum name is grapes... this is not coincidence.
https://youtu.be/jyCmnvBbm8Q
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:popcorn:
What am I reading here
Quote from: Faust on September 28, 2019, 02:55:44 PM
What am I reading here
Same script as the last 17 years, only with different actors. :lulz:
I will poop on your face you disgusting popcorn lovers.
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 28, 2019, 02:58:10 PM
Quote from: Faust on September 28, 2019, 02:55:44 PM
What am I reading here
Same script as the last 17 years, only with different actors. :lulz:
This thread reminds me of all the terrible internet places of my youth. Paranoia due to past misdeeds no one involved knows a damn thing about (until that info is volunteered) or cares about (until they realize that the info can be used for evil), buckets of lolrandom, and a jaded cast of characters who declare in voices full of exhaustion that This Is Nothing New and You're Boring.
The only difference is that now I'm in the jaded group, and I realize that the people who told kid-me that this shit was stagnant in the days of Usenet were right. Nothing useful is happening here.
No one knows, cares, or has the energy to harass Fujikoma for making an ass of himself in a tiny niche community inside of a tiny niche community inside of a living anachronism. Grapes has brought nothing to the table.
Our glorious OP both failed to bring content worth discussing AND disappeared, probably to go fuck with the toilets while we gawk at these other two doofuses making goose noises at each other on a dead forum in the backwater of the Internet. Goddamnit, they always get the toilets when our backs are turned.
And here I am, contributing to the mess while knowing that literally all of this is harmless and doesn't even impact me negatively. In fact, I'm kind of having flashbacks to when I was basically Fujikoma: 16, socially brain dead, convinced everyone was a fucking spy snooping on my past to mock me by ??? some kind of secret handshake, since it's not funny enough to be an in joke or mean enough to be harassment? Except I think Fujikoma is my age, which proves that this wasn't just teenage stupidity, it was — oh hey, QGP posted the Law of Fives page! Isn't that pretty?
All of which, I guess, means this is Discordia, nor are we out of it.
I think you're right, Nullified, I'm just being paranoid. Grapes is a handle I use on a game I've been banned from, twice. I saw a strange coincidence and I assumed it was someone fucking with me. It, in all likelyhood, isn't someone trying to fuck with me at all. Apologies everyone.
Quote from: Fujikoma on October 01, 2019, 04:23:50 PM
I think you're right, Nullified, I'm just being paranoid. Grapes is a handle I use on a game I've been banned from, twice. I saw a strange coincidence and I assumed it was someone fucking with me. It, in all likelyhood, isn't someone trying to fuck with me at all. Apologies everyone.
It was the most interesting thing that occurred here in a week.
Eh, it happens. That's happened to a bunch of us before.
There was a guy on here who used the name Space Pope, and one day the Colbert Report did a segment in which they joked about a space pope, and so I concluded that Space Pope was Stephen Colbert.
Mind you, this was during a period in which we were convinced one or more Colbert Report writers was reading the forum, so it makes a little more sense
but I did accuse the guy of being Colbert in like 9 threads until he PM'd me about how much it was cracking him up
Quote from: Cramulus on October 01, 2019, 05:05:18 PM
Eh, it happens. That's happened to a bunch of us before.
There was a guy on here who used the name Space Pope, and one day the Colbert Report did a segment in which they joked about a space pope, and so I concluded that Space Pope was Stephen Colbert.
Mind you, this was during a period in which we were convinced one or more Colbert Report writers was reading the forum, so it makes a little more sense
but I did accuse the guy of being Colbert in like 9 threads until he PM'd me about how much it was cracking him up
That still doesn't prove it wasn't Colbert.
Quote from: Hoopla! on October 01, 2019, 04:44:38 PM
Quote from: Fujikoma on October 01, 2019, 04:23:50 PM
I think you're right, Nullified, I'm just being paranoid. Grapes is a handle I use on a game I've been banned from, twice. I saw a strange coincidence and I assumed it was someone fucking with me. It, in all likelyhood, isn't someone trying to fuck with me at all. Apologies everyone.
It was the most interesting thing that occurred here in a week.
Only if you're wimping out of the Brexit thread.
I once encountered Charlie Sheen in a discord voice chat for a video game. He called me an alcoholic. Someone else joked "Yeah, you know it's bad when Charlie Sheen is lecturing you on poor life choices." and Charlie is like, "Look, I'm not Charlie Sheen." and someone called him a crackhead, to which he replied "Look, just because I smoked a little crack does not make me a crackhead, get it straight.", at which point the room went dead silent for a minute and someone was like, "I was just joking but holy SHIT, he IS Charlie Sheen."
EDIT: Yeah and Howl has a good point, that Brexit thread opened my eyes to a lot of things, it is definitely important to pay attention to.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2019, 08:11:04 PM
Quote from: Hoopla! on October 01, 2019, 04:44:38 PM
Quote from: Fujikoma on October 01, 2019, 04:23:50 PM
I think you're right, Nullified, I'm just being paranoid. Grapes is a handle I use on a game I've been banned from, twice. I saw a strange coincidence and I assumed it was someone fucking with me. It, in all likelyhood, isn't someone trying to fuck with me at all. Apologies everyone.
It was the most interesting thing that occurred here in a week.
Only if you're wimping out of the Brexit thread.
:motorcycle:
Quote from: Fujikoma on October 01, 2019, 08:20:42 PM
Yeah and Howl has a good point, that Brexit thread opened my eyes to a lot of things, it is definitely important to pay attention to.
It's just a mere distraction, the real shit is going on in the remote island of Fernando Poo
Quote from: Frontside Back on October 01, 2019, 09:53:15 PM
Quote from: Fujikoma on October 01, 2019, 08:20:42 PM
Yeah and Howl has a good point, that Brexit thread opened my eyes to a lot of things, it is definitely important to pay attention to.
It's just a mere distraction, the real shit is going on in the remote island of Fernando Poo
Never heard of it.