Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: LustOfTheWired on September 26, 2019, 08:50:47 AM

Title: To the fairest of them all!
Post by: LustOfTheWired on September 26, 2019, 08:50:47 AM
https://youtu.be/1F19h3OHG6k
Title: Re: To the fairest of them all!
Post by: Faust on September 26, 2019, 09:07:48 AM
Thanks buddy, it's nice to feel appreciated
Title: Re: To the fairest of them all!
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 26, 2019, 02:41:41 PM
Quote from: LustOfTheWired on September 26, 2019, 08:50:47 AM
https://youtu.be/1F19h3OHG6k

You're supposed to roll it into a room full of rivals.  It doesn't work if there are no rivals.
Title: Re: To the fairest of them all!
Post by: LMNO on September 26, 2019, 03:21:12 PM
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/2IUv3C6kdcI/hqdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: To the fairest of them all!
Post by: altered on September 26, 2019, 04:59:57 PM
It's more accurate to say that everyone here is mortal enemies with everyone else, we just all realize we're piss stained and covered in warts. No one wants it.
Title: Re: To the fairest of them all!
Post by: LMNO on September 26, 2019, 05:43:37 PM
In that case.
Title: Re: To the fairest of them all!
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 26, 2019, 05:59:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO on September 26, 2019, 05:43:37 PM
In that case.

A friend is just an enemy that has not yet had sufficient incentive to fuck you over.
Title: Re: To the fairest of them all!
Post by: Fujikoma on September 26, 2019, 06:34:11 PM
Sadly, Howl has it right on this one. I don't have friends, just a list of people I haven't fucked over, yet.
Title: Re: To the fairest of them all!
Post by: hooplala on September 27, 2019, 01:07:08 PM
wtf is this shit
Title: Re: To the fairest of them all!
Post by: Fujikoma on September 27, 2019, 01:16:37 PM
Someone did some dumb shit with a golden apple. Yeah, us really real discordians know better than to invoke the wrath of the goddess.
Title: Re: To the fairest of them all!
Post by: Cramulus on September 27, 2019, 02:13:42 PM
Yo where did you get that gorgeous golden apple though??

also, after you finished filming, did you pick it up, or leave it somewhere in public? I gotta know.  :fnord:
Title: Re: To the fairest of them all!
Post by: Grapes on September 28, 2019, 02:54:58 AM
I was expecting you to throw it while yelling yeet. I am disappointed.
Title: Re: To the fairest of them all!
Post by: Fujikoma on September 28, 2019, 04:14:14 AM
I bet he left it there, that's why the world is going nuts.
Title: Re: To the fairest of them all!
Post by: Fujikoma on September 28, 2019, 04:15:17 AM
Also Grapes? I see you and I know what you're doing, you've lost the element of surprise.
Title: Re: To the fairest of them all!
Post by: Grapes on September 28, 2019, 04:23:00 AM
That's cool.
Title: Re: To the fairest of them all!
Post by: Fujikoma on September 28, 2019, 04:37:36 AM
Heh. One guess... who would do their research, pick that name, and come here, just to fuck with me. I must admit, I'm not worthy of such attention.
Title: Re: To the fairest of them all!
Post by: Fujikoma on September 28, 2019, 04:39:01 AM
Not going to guess, just going to say you're either wasting your time, or this is a top-tier troll, either way, do whatever.
Title: Re: To the fairest of them all!
Post by: Fujikoma on September 28, 2019, 04:43:57 AM
Only one guess makes sense. Kevin, is that you?
Title: Re: To the fairest of them all!
Post by: Grapes on September 28, 2019, 04:47:48 AM
Yes it is I. The object of your fear. The cold and uncaring cyber seerer. Sent from the rabiosexual community council of tumblr to slightly inconvenience your online life.

Want to see my character sheet for my deep undercover ploy to be online? It goes pretty deep.
Title: Re: To the fairest of them all!
Post by: Grapes on September 28, 2019, 04:49:30 AM
So why are grapes so relevant to your life that you think anyone with the name is after you?
Title: Re: To the fairest of them all!
Post by: Fujikoma on September 28, 2019, 04:50:36 AM
No, you're not kevin you're just pretending to be him. Kevin is a sweet, interesting soul. You, however, are fucking annoying. Shit, I bet people are enjoying that I'm irritated. I must admit Kevin may or may not exist.
Title: Re: To the fairest of them all!
Post by: Fujikoma on September 28, 2019, 04:51:44 AM
Ok, Grapes, I used to play a MUD called Armageddon, I've been banned from it, 3 times, my most recent forum name is grapes... this is not coincidence.
Title: Re: To the fairest of them all!
Post by: Grapes on September 28, 2019, 04:55:24 AM
https://youtu.be/jyCmnvBbm8Q

Title: Re: To the fairest of them all!
Post by: Grapes on September 28, 2019, 05:47:14 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/aNVKlH5.png)
Title: Re: To the fairest of them all!
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 28, 2019, 02:45:52 PM
:popcorn:
Title: Re: To the fairest of them all!
Post by: Faust on September 28, 2019, 02:55:44 PM
What am I reading here
Title: Re: To the fairest of them all!
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 28, 2019, 02:58:10 PM
Quote from: Faust on September 28, 2019, 02:55:44 PM
What am I reading here

Same script as the last 17 years, only with different actors.   :lulz:
Title: Re: To the fairest of them all!
Post by: Fujikoma on September 28, 2019, 03:21:29 PM
I will poop on your face you disgusting popcorn lovers.
Title: Re: To the fairest of them all!
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 01, 2019, 02:37:44 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/wF8Szba.jpg)
Title: Re: To the fairest of them all!
Post by: altered on October 01, 2019, 07:45:07 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 28, 2019, 02:58:10 PM
Quote from: Faust on September 28, 2019, 02:55:44 PM
What am I reading here

Same script as the last 17 years, only with different actors.   :lulz:

This thread reminds me of all the terrible internet places of my youth. Paranoia due to past misdeeds no one involved knows a damn thing about (until that info is volunteered) or cares about (until they realize that the info can be used for evil), buckets of lolrandom, and a jaded cast of characters who declare in voices full of exhaustion that This Is Nothing New and You're Boring.

The only difference is that now I'm in the jaded group, and I realize that the people who told kid-me that this shit was stagnant in the days of Usenet were right. Nothing useful is happening here.

No one knows, cares, or has the energy to harass Fujikoma for making an ass of himself in a tiny niche community inside of a tiny niche community inside of a living anachronism. Grapes has brought nothing to the table.

Our glorious OP both failed to bring content worth discussing AND disappeared, probably to go fuck with the toilets while we gawk at these other two doofuses making goose noises at each other on a dead forum in the backwater of the Internet. Goddamnit, they always get the toilets when our backs are turned.

And here I am, contributing to the mess while knowing that literally all of this is harmless and doesn't even impact me negatively. In fact, I'm kind of having flashbacks to when I was basically Fujikoma: 16, socially brain dead, convinced everyone was a fucking spy snooping on my past to mock me by ??? some kind of secret handshake, since it's not funny enough to be an in joke or mean enough to be harassment? Except I think Fujikoma is my age, which proves that this wasn't just teenage stupidity, it was — oh hey, QGP posted the Law of Fives page! Isn't that pretty?

All of which, I guess, means this is Discordia, nor are we out of it.
Title: Re: To the fairest of them all!
Post by: Fujikoma on October 01, 2019, 04:23:50 PM
I think you're right, Nullified, I'm just being paranoid. Grapes is a handle I use on a game I've been banned from, twice. I saw a strange coincidence and I assumed it was someone fucking with me. It, in all likelyhood, isn't someone trying to fuck with me at all. Apologies everyone.
Title: Re: To the fairest of them all!
Post by: hooplala on October 01, 2019, 04:44:38 PM
Quote from: Fujikoma on October 01, 2019, 04:23:50 PM
I think you're right, Nullified, I'm just being paranoid. Grapes is a handle I use on a game I've been banned from, twice. I saw a strange coincidence and I assumed it was someone fucking with me. It, in all likelyhood, isn't someone trying to fuck with me at all. Apologies everyone.

It was the most interesting thing that occurred here in a week.
Title: Re: To the fairest of them all!
Post by: Cramulus on October 01, 2019, 05:05:18 PM
Eh, it happens. That's happened to a bunch of us before.

There was a guy on here who used the name Space Pope, and one day the Colbert Report did a segment in which they joked about a space pope, and so I concluded that Space Pope was Stephen Colbert.

Mind you, this was during a period in which we were convinced one or more Colbert Report writers was reading the forum, so it makes a little more sense

but I did accuse the guy of being Colbert in like 9 threads until he PM'd me about how much it was cracking him up
Title: Re: To the fairest of them all!
Post by: hooplala on October 01, 2019, 05:41:21 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 01, 2019, 05:05:18 PM
Eh, it happens. That's happened to a bunch of us before.

There was a guy on here who used the name Space Pope, and one day the Colbert Report did a segment in which they joked about a space pope, and so I concluded that Space Pope was Stephen Colbert.

Mind you, this was during a period in which we were convinced one or more Colbert Report writers was reading the forum, so it makes a little more sense

but I did accuse the guy of being Colbert in like 9 threads until he PM'd me about how much it was cracking him up

That still doesn't prove it wasn't Colbert.
Title: Re: To the fairest of them all!
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2019, 08:11:04 PM
Quote from: Hoopla! on October 01, 2019, 04:44:38 PM
Quote from: Fujikoma on October 01, 2019, 04:23:50 PM
I think you're right, Nullified, I'm just being paranoid. Grapes is a handle I use on a game I've been banned from, twice. I saw a strange coincidence and I assumed it was someone fucking with me. It, in all likelyhood, isn't someone trying to fuck with me at all. Apologies everyone.

It was the most interesting thing that occurred here in a week.

Only if you're wimping out of the Brexit thread.
Title: Re: To the fairest of them all!
Post by: Fujikoma on October 01, 2019, 08:20:42 PM
I once encountered Charlie Sheen in a discord voice chat for a video game. He called me an alcoholic. Someone else joked "Yeah, you know it's bad when Charlie Sheen is lecturing you on poor life choices." and Charlie is like, "Look, I'm not Charlie Sheen." and someone called him a crackhead, to which he replied "Look, just because I smoked a little crack does not make me a crackhead, get it straight.",  at which point the room went dead silent for a minute and someone was like, "I was just joking but holy SHIT, he IS Charlie Sheen."

EDIT: Yeah and Howl has a good point, that Brexit thread opened my eyes to a lot of things, it is definitely important to pay attention to.
Title: Re: To the fairest of them all!
Post by: hooplala on October 01, 2019, 09:21:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2019, 08:11:04 PM
Quote from: Hoopla! on October 01, 2019, 04:44:38 PM
Quote from: Fujikoma on October 01, 2019, 04:23:50 PM
I think you're right, Nullified, I'm just being paranoid. Grapes is a handle I use on a game I've been banned from, twice. I saw a strange coincidence and I assumed it was someone fucking with me. It, in all likelyhood, isn't someone trying to fuck with me at all. Apologies everyone.

It was the most interesting thing that occurred here in a week.

Only if you're wimping out of the Brexit thread.

:motorcycle:
Title: Re: To the fairest of them all!
Post by: Frontside Back on October 01, 2019, 09:53:15 PM
Quote from: Fujikoma on October 01, 2019, 08:20:42 PM
Yeah and Howl has a good point, that Brexit thread opened my eyes to a lot of things, it is definitely important to pay attention to.

It's just a mere distraction, the real shit is going on in the remote island of Fernando Poo
Title: Re: To the fairest of them all!
Post by: hooplala on October 01, 2019, 09:54:38 PM
Quote from: Frontside Back on October 01, 2019, 09:53:15 PM
Quote from: Fujikoma on October 01, 2019, 08:20:42 PM
Yeah and Howl has a good point, that Brexit thread opened my eyes to a lot of things, it is definitely important to pay attention to.

It's just a mere distraction, the real shit is going on in the remote island of Fernando Poo

Never heard of it.