I was at first thinking it would just be 78 cards with me saying "SHUT UP," but then I thought about it and we could definitely have fun with this.
Cain - The Magician (Pic should show him holding a mouse instead of a wand, though)
ECH - The Heirophant
QG - The High Priestess
Dr Howl - The Fool (duh)
Suu - The Empress
Cramulus - The Devil (again, duh)
Nullfied - Death (on account of reinventing herself on the regular)
Add people in, you don't have to stick to the major arcana, or add yourself in.
I'll take The Hanged Man. I always liked that one.
Quote from: LMNO on November 22, 2019, 05:40:07 PM
I'll take The Hanged Man. I always liked that one.
Only this time we're gonna do it RIGHT. Who puts a noose around someone's FOOT?
Howl,
Walking off a cliff.
Lucky for me, my scrotum is made from tungsten carbide.
Freeky can be the 9 of swords.
EvT and Tao can be the Lovers. INVERTED.
P3nt can be temperance.
Badbeast can be the Tower, based entirely on his Margaret Thatcher joke.
That just makes it BRITTLE and EASY TO CRUMBLE
Also if Faust isn't Justice then there is no justice
I kind of prefer no justice, though, so let's make Faust the Moon
(Also Richter is the Tower)
Pre edit: damnit I thought richter was a better fit for the tower on account of vindaloo
Junkenstein is the moon, on account of his enormous ass.
On further consideration, Richter is the Knight of Wands and Faust is the King of Coins.
Quote from: LMNO on November 22, 2019, 05:43:41 PM
Lucky for me, my scrotum is made from tungsten carbide.
So once it's dented, it's dented forever?
I mean, it looks like a crushed beer can already, so how could anyone tell the difference?
I want to be star platinum, but the hermit probably also applies
I considered the Hermit, but the cloak is an expression of modesty and you would probably only use it to flash your horrible junk at passersby.
Meanwhile, the King of Coins brings prosperity to PeeDee by doing almost nothing.
Ok fine that's probably better, the more nothing I do the more prosperous peedee is, when I do stuff it goes on fire
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 22, 2019, 05:31:24 PM
I was at first thinking it would just be 78 cards with me saying "SHUT UP,"
I dunno, I still think this has merit.
TW Joseph: Temperance
Richter: The Devil
I'm wondering what card I'd be, unfortunately there's no total fucking dumbass card, so it seems I'm shit out of luck.
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 23, 2019, 01:48:23 AM
TW Joseph: Temperance
Richter: The Devil
Cram is the devil. Richter can be the King of Swords.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 23, 2019, 03:34:40 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 23, 2019, 01:48:23 AM
TW Joseph: Temperance
Richter: The Devil
Cram is the devil. Richter can be the King of Swords.
Oh shi my bad
Richter is still The Devil in general
I might take the 7 or 10 of Cups, personally.
AKK, as a stand-in for the Eternally Outlandish Noob, should be The Tower.
Who is the most eminently sensible person on PD? They should be the Star.
Quote from: Cain on November 24, 2019, 10:36:59 AM
Who is the most eminently sensible person on PD? They should be the Star.
Sepia for Star, maybe?
Sepia's gotta be The World. No question in my mind.
Quote from: nullified on November 24, 2019, 09:06:30 PM
Sepia's gotta be The World. No question in my mind.
Ooh, much better.
A proper tarot deck has at least couple baseball cards, handful of MTG lands, a stolen credit card, and a handwritten note saying: "something went wrong with the reading, please avoid moving to prevent disturbances to space-time continuum"
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Quote from: Cain on November 24, 2019, 10:36:59 AM
Who is the most eminently sensible person on PD? They should be the Star.
I don't know any sensible people.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 25, 2019, 04:51:20 AM
Quote from: Cain on November 24, 2019, 10:36:59 AM
Who is the most eminently sensible person on PD? They should be the Star.
I don't know any sensible people.
If there was a sensible person on PD, they'd have burned this forum to the ground as required by both international law and ancient custom.
We are a collection of dipshits and madmen, and we will argue about it until our fingers have their bones just slide right out of the worn, bloody fingertips.
Shut up you, I'm only a forum-burning dipshit on Tuesdays.
I like to think of myself as being a pretty sensible sort of person.
I'll take the Chariot if nobody else wants it 8)
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That fits.
This is just the Major Arcana then I take it?
Enrico should be the Wheel.
Quote from: nullified on November 22, 2019, 06:01:28 PM
On further consideration, Richter is the Knight of Wands and Faust is the King of Coins.
Kindly ignore my last post, along with the bulk of my other posts
But you're right. If Enrico isn't the Wheel, who can be?
Quote from: Hoopla! on November 25, 2019, 07:49:33 PM
This is just the Major Arcana then I take it?
Enrico should be the Wheel.
Nope.
Yep.
Q.G. is definitely the Empress.
I would have thought that if we had an unofficial deck, it would be the Dalí deck but hmm, I like this. Kai and Dawn for the Lovers?