Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on December 05, 2019, 06:18:20 PM

Title: Shit I said to LMNO.
Post by: Doktor Howl on December 05, 2019, 06:18:20 PM
"And what do you do, sir?"

"I hit things with sticks.  Repeatedly."

"Oh, erm, well thank you for..."

"They make me sit in the back, you know."

"Yes, well, we're out of time and..."

"They never turn the lights on.  I have moss on my eyelids."

"Yes, well..."

"I hear the crowd, but I can never see them."

"We have to take a commercial break now, and..."

"I JUST WANT TO SEE THE SUN!"

etc.
Title: Re: Shit I said to LMNO.
Post by: Doktor Howl on December 05, 2019, 06:20:18 PM
The Tucson Symphony Orchestra consists of 3 mental defectives playing jugs & washboards, and a meth head using the buttharp.
Title: Re: Shit I said to LMNO.
Post by: Doktor Howl on December 05, 2019, 06:22:59 PM
And in 1985 we had Take Me Out Before You Go-Go and Like a Virgin and that miserable fucking Everybody Wants to Rule the World.

ETA:  And Sussudio.

The 80s should be buried under a radioactive slag heap.

Except for the Pointer Sisters and Aretha Franklin.  They can stay.
Title: Re: Shit I said to LMNO.
Post by: Doktor Howl on December 05, 2019, 06:24:26 PM
I would subject myself to Tower of Power before I listened to that bastard Phil Collins.

And Tower of Power is basically music written by congress.
Title: Re: Shit I said to LMNO.
Post by: Doktor Howl on December 05, 2019, 06:27:30 PM
"WHAT'S THE BRIDGE, KENNETH?"

"wat"

"WHAT'S THE FUCKING BRIDGE?"

*bang*
Title: Re: Shit I said to LMNO.
Post by: Doktor Howl on December 05, 2019, 06:30:48 PM
They are never seen again.  Only their horribly disfigured asses are left, all flipped inside out on the sidewalk.
Title: Re: Shit I said to LMNO.
Post by: Doktor Howl on December 05, 2019, 06:38:56 PM
The alternative to the Peter principle is that you can't get promoted if you're good at your job.
Title: Re: Shit I said to LMNO.
Post by: Doktor Howl on December 05, 2019, 06:49:42 PM
Personally, I believe Armageddon starts at home.  What can YOU do, today, to destroy your community?
Title: Re: Shit I said to LMNO.
Post by: LMNO on December 05, 2019, 06:52:22 PM
This is all true.
Title: Re: Shit I said to LMNO.
Post by: Doktor Howl on December 05, 2019, 07:01:04 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 05, 2019, 06:52:22 PM
This is all true.

The music threads are a GOLDMINE when taken out of context.   :lol: