(https://www.vipmascot.com/image/cache/catalog/cat14/mascot8447-1000x1000w.jpg)
Fursuits (https://www.vipmascot.com/Long-Fur-Color-Husky-Dog-Fursuit-Mascot-Costume-Suit-Cosplay-Fancy-Dress-Adults?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIv8qJ97bq6AIVGqSzCh3MLQpZEAkYASABEgJC8PD_BwE)
Becoming a memelord
Contacting Aiwass
Building a political machine
Have it seized by the bank to pay off your debts without any say on your part (https://prospect.org/coronavirus/banks-can-grab-stimulus-check-pay-debts/).
Thicccccc sex doll - $1,150.00
https://passionfreedom.com/products/bbw-sex-dolls-thick-sex-dolls-dolores?variant=31591522631732¤cy=USD&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI7-Xgxrrq6AIVyICfCh1hawMnEAkYASABEgJCB_D_BwE
A vibrator some might consider... too powerful - $1,239.99
https://www.tmsequip.com/products/multiquip-g55h-stationary-vibrator-motor-honda-gx160.html?gclid=EAIaIQobChMI7-Xgxrrq6AIVyICfCh1hawMnEAkYAyABEgI_5PD_BwE
Quote from: Cain on April 15, 2020, 01:43:46 PM
Have it seized by the bank to pay off your debts without any say on your part (https://prospect.org/coronavirus/banks-can-grab-stimulus-check-pay-debts/).
FUCK YES, we're stimulating THE SHIT out of the economy
Appx 110 lbs of Rambutan
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Rambutan-fruit-at-Can-Duoc-Market-Long-An-Province-Mekong-Delta-Vietnam-Print-Wall-Art-By-David-Wall/807182549?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=6720&adid=22222222227285101595&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=c&wl3=344314867197&wl4=pla-699305378623&wl5=9018859&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=117018889&wl11=online&wl12=807182549&veh=sem&gclid=EAIaIQobChMInpHpgbzq6AIV5fzjBx0vZw3fEAQYAiABEgLTO_D_BwE
22 working trebuchets (https://www.etsy.com/listing/107314861/medieval-catapult-trebuchet-wooden-toy?gpla=1&gao=1&&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=shopping_us_a-toys_and_games-sports_and_outdoor_games-hunting_and_archery-archery&utm_custom1=c8ba9c93-0111-459d-b0a3-f2a4015081de&utm_content=go_1844702853_71423547002_346398450205_aud-459688892115:pla-317564274377_c__107314861&utm_custom2=1844702853&gclid=EAIaIQobChMInvOfi73q6AIVUV8NCh1viw94EAQYBCABEgKccvD_BwE)
about 2.5 kilograms of gallium plus shipping and handling (https://www.sciencecompany.com/Gallium-9999-50g-P17265.aspx)
Six hundred Bernie badges (https://www.etsy.com/ie/market/bernie_sanders_badge)
To go along with your collection of 31st October Brexit 50pc coins
Three ballistics gel heads (https://www.clearballistics.com/shop/10-ballistics-gel-joe-fit-head-mold-copy).
(https://www.clearballistics.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/700371996802-3T.jpg)
240 fl oz of colloidal silver, bulk negotiation possible (https://www.amazon.com/slp/colloidal-silver/5882pz6tb9r9h36)
As the market stands at the moment of this post, less than one fifth of a Bitcoin. (https://www.tradestation.com/crypto/?utm_campaign=Crypto&utm_source=Google&utm_medium=search&utm_content=Nonbrand&utm_term=Crypto&offer=0185AFMA&gclid=EAIaIQobChMItdmzn8Tq6AIVif_jBx3B0wy3EAAYASAAEgK4cvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds)
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on April 15, 2020, 01:51:28 PM
Appx 110 lbs of Rambutan
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Rambutan-fruit-at-Can-Duoc-Market-Long-An-Province-Mekong-Delta-Vietnam-Print-Wall-Art-By-David-Wall/807182549?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=6720&adid=22222222227285101595&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=c&wl3=344314867197&wl4=pla-699305378623&wl5=9018859&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=117018889&wl11=online&wl12=807182549&veh=sem&gclid=EAIaIQobChMInpHpgbzq6AIV5fzjBx0vZw3fEAQYAiABEgLTO_D_BwE
Leci n'est pas une rambutan
Quote from: Cramulus on April 15, 2020, 02:30:36 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on April 15, 2020, 01:51:28 PM
Appx 110 lbs of Rambutan
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Rambutan-fruit-at-Can-Duoc-Market-Long-An-Province-Mekong-Delta-Vietnam-Print-Wall-Art-By-David-Wall/807182549?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=6720&adid=22222222227285101595&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=c&wl3=344314867197&wl4=pla-699305378623&wl5=9018859&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=117018889&wl11=online&wl12=807182549&veh=sem&gclid=EAIaIQobChMInpHpgbzq6AIV5fzjBx0vZw3fEAQYAiABEgLTO_D_BwE
Leci n'est pas une rambutan
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
As many as 6 individually wrapped pieces of woo. (https://www.adleysmagic.com/product/6th-pentacle-of-mars/?utm_source=googleshopping&utm_medium=shp&utm_network=u&utm_mobile=0&utm_creative=411203749342&utm_position=&utm_random=13504624778506521865&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIwZm9hMXq6AIVFvbjBx0v1QBCEAQYBSABEgIxM_D_BwE&utm_campaign=shopping%20-%20united%20states&utm_ad_group_id=75121&utm_campaign_id=274267&utm_prod_id=1536)
55 gallons of WD-40, with freight shipping
One copy of Malleus Maleficarum (paperback) and Three bottles of Cyrstal Skull vodka
https://www.amazon.com/Malleus-Maleficarum-Kramer-Sprenger-Summers/dp/B004HBFGIE/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3V9YCM7LW905K&dchild=1&keywords=malleus+maleficarum&qid=1586957769&sprefix=maleus+mal%2Caps%2C247&sr=8-1
https://www.drinkstore.ie/Crystal-Head-Vodka-700ML-627040411438-6086/1/
Quote from: Richter on April 15, 2020, 02:39:09 PM
55 gallons of WD-40, with freight shipping
Also LOTS of GUN OIL® Lubricants (https://www.gunoil.com/gun-oil-silicone)
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on April 15, 2020, 02:44:10 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 15, 2020, 02:39:09 PM
55 gallons of WD-40, with freight shipping
Also LOTS of GUN OIL® Lubricants (https://www.gunoil.com/gun-oil-silicone)
PROTIP : Put both on your Glock. See what happens.
Quote from: Richter on April 15, 2020, 02:39:09 PM
55 gallons of WD-40, with freight shipping
there's something very suspicious about how you clearly looked up the exact number of gallons and the shipping cost, but didn't share the link
I'm assuming this came from one of your "Truck Nut Porn" sites.
Quote from: Faust on April 15, 2020, 02:41:05 PM
One copy of Malleus Maleficarum (paperback) and Three bottles of Cyrstal Skull vodka
https://www.amazon.com/Malleus-Maleficarum-Kramer-Sprenger-Summers/dp/B004HBFGIE/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3V9YCM7LW905K&dchild=1&keywords=malleus+maleficarum&qid=1586957769&sprefix=maleus+mal%2Caps%2C247&sr=8-1
https://www.drinkstore.ie/Crystal-Head-Vodka-700ML-627040411438-6086/1/
Alternative vodka
https://caskcartel.com/products/outer-space-chrome-vodka-1?variant=20318059200623&utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=google&utm_campaign=Google%20Shopping&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIjYGzwcjq6AIVRfzjBx2DdQ9lEAQYBSABEgK0p_D_BwE
Alternative to buying book so you can get MORE vodka
https://www.buzzfeed.com/quietones/13-diy-hacks-for-your-upcoming-exorcism
2004.75 pounds of silver dollar coins to put in the trunk of your Honda.
Quote from: Cramulus on April 15, 2020, 02:49:13 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 15, 2020, 02:39:09 PM
55 gallons of WD-40, with freight shipping
there's something very suspicious about how you clearly looked up the exact number of gallons and the shipping cost, but didn't share the link
I'm assuming this came from one of your "Truck Nut Porn" sites.
((pulls curtain over "sexy Caterpillar Front End Loader" costume))
Don't kink shame me. Not now.
Quote from: Richter on April 15, 2020, 02:46:26 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on April 15, 2020, 02:44:10 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 15, 2020, 02:39:09 PM
55 gallons of WD-40, with freight shipping
Also LOTS of GUN OIL® Lubricants (https://www.gunoil.com/gun-oil-silicone)
PROTIP : Put both on your Glock. See what happens.
... well you might call them both
penetrating oils of a sort.
Something like 750 "random" "new" beanie babies with tags. (https://www.amazon.com/50-Ty-Beanie-Babies-Wholesale/dp/B017BXEQR6)
One very fragile high-tech Air Force coffee cup (https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-07-11/meet-air-forces-1200-cup-coffee)
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on April 15, 2020, 09:27:25 PM
One very fragile high-tech Air Force coffee cup (https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-07-11/meet-air-forces-1200-cup-coffee)
Quote"A self-heating coffee cup is a nice morale-builder for air crews, but it comes at a price."
that's some horror movie shit, right there
Donate it to the dems. :lulz:
Quote from: LMNO on April 15, 2020, 02:56:24 PM
2004.75 pounds of silver dollar coins to put in the trunk of your Honda.
:motorcycle:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 15, 2020, 11:48:15 PM
Donate it to the dems. :lulz:
:madbanana: :box: :tgrr: :angrymob: