5 crows circle a field. They are then arrested.
JOE BION− STOLE THE ELECTRON!!!"
Apparently obscure enough to get me banned from a progressive chat. Because Obvious MAGA troll, not because bad joke.
a kangaroo hops into a bar and orders a martini.
the bartender says, "dang, we don't see to many kangaroos in here. that'll be $37"
the kangaroo says, "indeed, you have much to learn about economics!"
Three Zen Masters walk into a bar.
Nothing really happens.