It is the first Sweetmorn in the season of Confusion, in the Year of Our Lady of Discord 3190. And, once again it's time to celebrate the Patron Saint of the season, Apostle Sri Syadasti. (Actually, his full name is much, much longer, but I'm too lazy to write it all out.)
Anyway, as it is written in our Wholly Holy Principia Discordia:
"His name is Sanskrit, and means: All affirmations are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense."
So, it really does make perfect sense that Sri Syadasti is the Patron Saint of the season of Confusion.
Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!