Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Trivial on June 20, 2024, 01:47:09 AM

Title: I didn't know where to put this
Post by: Trivial on June 20, 2024, 01:47:09 AM
I Will Fucking Piledrive You If You Mention AI Again (https://ludic.mataroa.blog/blog/i-will-fucking-piledrive-you-if-you-mention-ai-again/)

But I love it
Title: Re: I didn't know where to put this
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on June 20, 2024, 05:24:59 AM
 :lulz:

That was beautiful.

My employer launched an internal-use AI chat bot, to some fanfare.  In practice, it just repeats email sent from the IT department's ticket system, and fails miserably as a search engine.  ELIZA was smarter.

A co-worker, as an experiment, decided to use the chat-bot to accomplish one of the example tasks it was supposed to be able to help with:  Request a new mouse from IT.

There was confusion, and hilarity, and an point when he was told his mouse was ready for pickup at the head office on the other side of the country.  He finally got his mouse over a month later. :p
Title: Re: I didn't know where to put this
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2024, 03:41:43 AM
Quote from: Trivial on June 20, 2024, 01:47:09 AMI Will Fucking Piledrive You If You Mention AI Again (https://ludic.mataroa.blog/blog/i-will-fucking-piledrive-you-if-you-mention-ai-again/)

But I love it

That was a work of art.   :lulz:
Title: Re: I didn't know where to put this
Post by: Pergamos on June 24, 2024, 05:55:10 PM
Personally I think the best use case for AI is replacing executives, sales, and the rest of Synergy Dave.  Not because it would do the job well, but because it would do it as well as the average human, that's how an LLM works, by taking averages, and it would cost a lot less.

That those folks are the ones pushing the hardest for it is funny.
Title: Re: I didn't know where to put this
Post by: Sophia the Altered on June 29, 2024, 08:41:20 AM
Wonderful read, it's been a while since I've seen such confident chutzpah. I can only hope the greater techbro grift bubble pops forever after LLMs flop, as everyone collectively realizes they don't like having shit shoved into their mouths by assholes in bowties and sailor shoes :fnord:
Title: Re: I didn't know where to put this
Post by: Pergamos on July 01, 2024, 05:47:01 PM
They'll just move on to the next hype (which I think is going to be wetware)
Title: Re: I didn't know where to put this
Post by: SleepyFocker on January 18, 2025, 08:03:36 PM
I use AI to find 42 and some other stuff I dun wanna say