'Tis Zaraday, the 5th day of the season of Bureaucracy in the Year of Our Lady of Discord 3190. And, 'tis once again time to honor and celebrate the Patron Saint of The Season of Bureaucracy, Apostle Zarathud.
It is recorded in our sacred Principia Discordia, "The PENTABARF was discovered by the hermit Apostle Zarathud in the Fifth Year of the Caterpillar." So, if you haven't done so in a while, take some time on this wholly holy holiday to read it.
Also know as Zarathud the Incorrigible, and sometimes called Zarathud the Staunch, he was a hard nosed hermit of Medieval Europe, Chaosphe Bible Banger, and "Offender of The Faith." He may also have been afflicted with dyslexia, but it's doubtful anyone knew what that was in his day.
Little else is known about Apostle Zarathud, so in the tradition of all religions, great or otherwise, it's up us, his devoted followers, to make more stuff up about him.
Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!
'Tis Zaraday, the 5th day of the season of Bureaucracy, and this time it's in the Year of Our Lady of Discord 3191. So, 'tis once again time to honor and celebrate the Patron Saint of The Season of Bureaucracy, Apostle Zarathud.
Still, that's unlikely to happen around here. I doubt there are any religious practitioners anywhere in the world today who are more apathetic than Discordians.
Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia Anyway!