Happy late Discoflux One and All, Fairest and Fallen. Any fun ideas on what to do with a small, handheld, stolen disco ball? You may consider this a thought experiment if you like, but its really I have a small, stolen disco ball, and nothing to do with it.
Somewhere, Abba fans are crying. :sad:
Use it as a shitty dyson sphere?
Hollow it out (if necessary), then fill it with nitroglycerin?
If you are in possession of a disco ball of unknown provenance, you are required to fill out a chit (Form DH-1523.03-GLT) in triplicate and rend both to my department for investigation and review within 6 business days of the discovery.
However, the department is currently in full shutdown.
Please hold.