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Principia Discordia => Techmology and Scientism => High Weirdness => Topic started by: Abbot Mythos on November 12, 2025, 01:41:00 AM

Title: The Chemtrails Conspiracy Theory Is Alive and Well!
Post by: Abbot Mythos on November 12, 2025, 01:41:00 AM
Chemtrails are one of my favorite conspiracy theories. And, look who's keeping that ol' Chemtrails Conspiracy Theory alive and well:

'F*cking Moron': Tucker Carlson Ruthlessly Mocked Over 'Parodic' Chemtrail Conspiracy Theory (https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/fcking-moron-tucker-carlson-ruthlessly-mocked-over-parodic-chemtrail-conspiracy-theory/)

As per this article:

"On Monday, Carlson dropped the episode on X, writing: "The government has finally admitted that chemtrails are real. It's called geoengineering, and it's far worse than anything you imagined. Dane Wigington explains."

And so, "It's alive! It's alive!"
Title: Re: The Chemtrails Conspiracy Theory Is Alive and Well!
Post by: Abbot Mythos on January 07, 2026, 01:23:22 AM
Look who else is keeping the Chemtrails Conspiracy Theory alive and well:

Where the chemtrails aren't: Florida airport reports show no weather modification activity (https://www.clickorlando.com/video/news/2025/12/24/where-the-chemtrails-arent-florida-airport-reports-show-no-weather-modification-activity/)

As per this article/video:

"Florida's airports are now required to submit monthly reports on weather-modification activities. Have there been any? News 6 requested the reports."

Governor DeSilliness and Floriduh are doing their part!