Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Sepia on February 08, 2005, 02:52:45 AM

Title: We are not really interested
Post by: Sepia on February 08, 2005, 02:52:45 AM
in your vacuum cleaners
your homevideos
your suicide attempts and successes
not really interested in your scientific explanations to why there is no god
or why the soul really is an at-field
you study the nature for an answer to a question you long since ever cared about
you no longer stop and think about the mechanics driving you or those around you

you're breathing, aren't you?
YOU ARE LIVING!
You're walking the pastures of green in the weekends with your lovely wife and you're german shepherd.
You've borrowed a cabin from a friend too where you can have time for a short romance with your loved one. You feel that the weekends should be used for recreation. You're a christian even though you aren't part of any sect at all.
You sit at your desk, emotionless. You don't have time to feel depressed or hate your job. You got a job, it pays good, it pays your mortgages. It will give you a cabin of your own in a few years.
Is that the plan?

Live
then
Work (be a husband)
then
Retire
then
Live
then
Tell your children and grandchildren a story with a moral you've adapted yourself so that you can tell this particular story. And you sacrificed so much for that story, didn't you? All those years of work, endless toil to pay the mortgages and the cabin.

Where you and your wife still think that it's romantic.

Is this you?

Will you ever again take a look at yourself? Or was that a highschool fling. A summerflirt.
The dame you should have married with.

Or should you?

Is this tormenting you?

Are there any questions in your life?

Or is it filled with semicolons, exclamationmarks and dots?

Is this a question in itself?

But,
as I was saying
we're not really interesting
we're not hiring

I think, personally, you should join something else.
Title: We are not really interested
Post by: Chef on February 08, 2005, 02:56:17 AM
YOU ARE A MEAT PUPPET.

YOU WILL DIE ALONE.
Title: We are not really interested
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 08, 2005, 03:15:39 AM
I thought is was pretty fuckin' spot-on...

good show.

8)
Title: We are not really interested
Post by: agent compassion on February 08, 2005, 05:45:34 AM
Fuck the deep thought, I'm gonna go play.

8)

Good call, Sepia.

::gets some sno-caps and sits back to watch the boys have a good old-fashioned catfight::
Title: We are not really interested
Post by: Horab Fibslager on February 08, 2005, 07:38:47 AM
yes i liekd it too.


every single living creature dies alone rog.

cept for the trees.
Title: We are not really interested
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on February 08, 2005, 07:42:17 AM
I have always been here before.
Title: We are not really interested
Post by: Hoshiko on February 08, 2005, 10:44:48 AM
I really liked it.

Sepia, the more you post the more I look forward to your future posts.
Title: We are not really interested
Post by: Bella on February 08, 2005, 04:05:04 PM
Quote from: HoshikoI really liked it.

Sepia, the more you post the more I look forward to your future posts.
Me, too.
Title: We are not really interested
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on February 08, 2005, 05:07:46 PM
Quote from: ChefYOU ARE A MEAT PUPPET.

YOU WILL DIE ALONE.

Yep. I plan to enjoy it while I got it, though.
Title: We are not really interested
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on February 10, 2005, 09:02:23 PM
forgetting is the key to happiness

remembering is the key to bliss

or vice verso

confusion is the way to enlightenment

and enlightenment is a confusion

clarity of confusion tis the key to understanding

and understanding the confused is the key of confusion

forget this u will

u will be happy

the meat puppets are haappy
the happy are meat puppets

take a spin on the flood@TMBG.com

devourdrugsfordeathandtruthnoonewilllisten
but the'll talk so damn much
cheers
Title: We are not really interested
Post by: Chef on February 10, 2005, 09:04:37 PM
Quote from: yoizforgetting is the key to happiness

remembering is the key to bliss

or vice verso

confusion is the way to enlightenment

and enlightenment is a confusion

clarity of confusion tis the key to understanding

and understanding the confused is the key of confusion

forget this u will

u will be happy

the meat puppets are haappy
the happy are meat puppets

take a spin on the flood@TMBG.com

devourdrugsfordeathandtruthnoonewilllisten
but the'll talk so damn much
cheers

POETRY THAT DOESN'T RHYME HAS TEH GHEY.

CEPT HAIKUS.
Title: We are not really interested
Post by: on February 10, 2005, 09:19:15 PM
I'm tired of these universes.
Title: We are not really interested
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on February 10, 2005, 09:22:56 PM
all chef says is hes a dirty damn fuck bitch and he loves doing nothing -

cheers to the establishment chef and don't beat off in my egg drop soup

uestablisheddouch of a man -

and it wasn't poetry - it was a philosophy of yer screws in yer neck and legs

HOAR TO THE MAN
Title: We are not really interested
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on February 10, 2005, 09:23:55 PM
what does xi mean douche!! huh
Title: We are not really interested
Post by: Chef on February 10, 2005, 09:24:28 PM
Quote from: yoizall chef says is hes a dirty damn fuck bitch and he loves doing nothing -

cheers to the establishment chef and don't beat off in my egg drop soup

uestablisheddouch of a man -

and it wasn't poetry - it was a philosophy of yer screws in yer neck and legs

HOAR TO THE MAN

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Title: We are not really interested
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on February 10, 2005, 09:24:48 PM
sorry I got carried awy no umbridge on the bridge -

discuss your disgutedness
Title: We are not really interested
Post by: Chef on February 10, 2005, 09:25:12 PM
Quote from: yoizsorry I got carried awy no umbridge on the bridge -

discuss your disgutedness

ENGRISH?  DO YUO SPREAK IT?
Title: We are not really interested
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on February 10, 2005, 09:31:27 PM
rally round the family!

just stop bein so gdamn oppresive k..
Title: We are not really interested
Post by: Chef on February 10, 2005, 09:32:52 PM
Quote from: yoizrally round the family!

just stop bein so gdamn oppresive k..

CHEF D WILL OPPRESS ANYONE HE PLEASES.

CHEF,
IS REALLY STARTING TO DIG GONZALEZ.
Title: We are not really interested
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on February 10, 2005, 09:34:50 PM
Quote from: yoizwhat does xi mean douche!! huh

think about reality... this "English" reality and ask what it has done for you

the Romantics didn't spell right?

correct order is a modern development and you are (I am stupid) that word that means cell eating = phlagelized = yer set trip of elitist absence (to be poetic)

GARFIELD IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR

how dissapointed I am
Title: We are not really interested
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on February 10, 2005, 09:35:40 PM
chef - stop shittin
Title: We are not really interested
Post by: Chef on February 10, 2005, 09:36:09 PM
Quote from: yoiz
Quote from: yoizwhat does xi mean douche!! huh

think about reality... this "English" reality and ask what it has done for you


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Title: We are not really interested
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on February 10, 2005, 09:37:34 PM
maniacal editor u iz - emoticon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm impressed - do you have one of your balls getting crushed in a vice
Title: We are not really interested
Post by: on February 10, 2005, 09:37:58 PM
Your emoticon is a mistake.
Title: We are not really interested
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on February 10, 2005, 09:38:29 PM
n2o
Title: We are not really interested
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on February 10, 2005, 09:44:55 PM
i apologize! im psychotic

the chef just served up a pile of ka...  just glad he's got some chutzpa

al things are perfect in the sacred chao

Oh! Chef, - havent tripped in many years, but if you have some industrial - and I mean government funded LSD I'll giv you my adress..

:shock: