Principia Discordia

THE GOOD REVEREND IS DEAD.  THE POOR LITTLE BASTARD JUST CURLED UP AND DIED.

WHO DIDN'T SEE *THIS* COMING?

HE'S BEEN DETERIORATING FOR QUITE SOME TIME, HASN'T HE?  HE NEVER WAS RIGHT AFTER THE ELECTION, AND NEVER COULD RECONCILE HIMSELF TO THE DIVIDE IN AMERICA.  THEN, THE LAST STRAW...BETRAYED BY SOMEONE THE POOR LITTLE TARD THOUGHT WAS HIS FRIEND.  WHAT A FUCKING MORON.

DONE LAUGHING?  GOOD, THEN WE CAN CONTINUE:

THE "GOOD" REV THOUGHT, MORON THAT HE WAS, THAT HIS CUTE LITTLE SCREEDS COULD MAKE A DIFFERENCE.  WHAT THE IDIOT DIDN'T REALIZE WAS THAT WHILE HE (AND ONE OR TWO MORONS LIKE HIM) WAS SERMONIZING, EVERYONE ELSE WAS EITHER JABBERING ABOUT COOKIES AND PIE, OR TRYING TO FLIRT WITH EACH OTHER.

NOW HE'S GONE...AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT *THAT* MEANS.

CHEF IS FREE AT LAST.  NOW, WE'LL HAVE SOME *REAL* FUN.  WHERE THE "GOOD" REV TRIED TO ENCOURAGE WEIRDNESS, CHEF DIESEL WILL "REWARD" IT.  FOR EXAMPLE:

1.  INCITING DRUNKEN REDNEX IN PUBS TO BEAT UP ANYONE THAT LOOKS DIFFERENT.  THE GOOD REVEREND DEVELOPED NICE SKILLS LIKE THESE, AND NOW *I* CAN FINALLY PUT THEM TO THEIR PROPER USE.

2.  PURCHASING COPIES OF THE MOST OUTRE GAMING PUBLICATIONS, AND SENDING THEM TO LOCAL CHURCHES ALONG WITH OUTRAGED LETTERS ABOUT OUR CHILDREN BEING SUBVERTED BY SATANISTS.  THE ADDRESS OF THE LOCAL GAME SHOP, AND THE NAMES OF THE OWNER(S) WOULD HAVE TO BE INCLUDED, OF COURSE.

3.  WRITING THREATENING LETTERS ON "OFFICIAL" MOVEON.ORG LETTERHEADS.

4.  TORMENTING ANY OF MY EMPLOYEES THAT DON'T BEHAVE LIKE TOTAL NEANDRATHALS.  THE DRUNKEN, WIFE-BEATING CROWD WILL BE GRADUALLY PROMOTED TO FOREMAN SLOTS.  THINK OF THE HILARITY!

AND SO ON.  HOW'S *THAT* FOR SOME "JAKERY", MY LITTLE FREAKS?  THIS IS GOING TO BE A REALLY GOOD YEAR, I THINK.

NOW, BEFORE THA CHEF GOES, I'D LIKE TO EXTEND A LITTLE THANKS TO MALAUL, WHO HELPED MAKE ALL THIS POSSIBLE.  WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT SUCH A LITTLE GESTURE WOULD MAKE THE POOR LITTLE FUCKWAD GO UNDER?  TO SHOW MY APPRECIATION, I WILL BE GIVING THE URL TO THIS WEBSITE TO THE TROLL ARMY AT FUCKED COMPANY.  I HOPE NOBODY *BAD* FINDS IT.

THE RENEGADE SUBGENIUS IS DEAD.  LONG LIVE THE ROGUE SUBGENIUS.

CHEF D,
IN THA DRIVER'S SEAT.  FOREVER.

yup
it was all my fault
defintely

Quote from: GODyup
it was all my fault
defintely

DON'T BE SO FULL OF YOURSELF, MEAT PUPPET.  YOU WERE JUST THE LAST STRAW.

NOW, BE A DEAR, AND LOCK THIS THREAD, SPERM RECEPTACLE.

Quote from: GODyup
it was all my fault
defintely

And IIIII helped
PS for you young'uns, that's from an old Shake and Bake commercial :wink:

Quote from: eldora_avalon

Quote from: GODyup
it was all my fault
defintely

And IIIII helped
PS for you young'uns, that's from an old Shake and Bake commercial :wink:

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

QuoteNOW, BEFORE THA CHEF GOES, I'D LIKE TO EXTEND A LITTLE THANKS TO MALAUL, WHO HELPED MAKE ALL THIS POSSIBLE.

Im not full of myself, Im just going with what you said
and there is no need for name callin Roger
I was just trying to calm things down a little
you guys where both being silly

Quote from: GOD

QuoteNOW, BEFORE THA CHEF GOES, I'D LIKE TO EXTEND A LITTLE THANKS TO MALAUL, WHO HELPED MAKE ALL THIS POSSIBLE.

Im not full of myself, Im just going with what you said
and there is no need for name callin Roger
I was just trying to calm things down a little
you guys where both being silly

1.  WHAT PART OF "HELPED" ARE YOU HAVING TROUBLE WITH, MEAT-PUPPET?

2.  NO USE TALKING TO THE REV.  HE'S GONE.  WHAT A FUCKING RELIEF *THAT* IS.  I THOUGHT THE POMPUOS LITTLE FUCKWAD WOULD *NEVER* SHUT UP WITH HIS HOLIER-THAN-THOU RAVINGS.  DUMBFUCK NEVER EVEN TAPPED CHERYL...AND GOD KNOWS I TOLD HIM TO.

why gee Rog  ::blonde look::
I guess all of it
please educate me with a scathing reply all in caps in case I was too dumb to read notmal type

Quote from: GODwhy gee Rog  ::blonde look::
I guess all of it
please educate me with a scathing reply all in caps in case I was too dumb to read notmal type

OKAY.  WHAT'S "NOTMAL" TYPE, MEAT-PUPPET?

CHEF D,
WONDERS WHAT THE REV EVER SAW IN YOU.

normal type - not all in caps

and "roger" never saw a damn thing in me

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Quote from: eldora_avalon

Quote from: GODyup
it was all my fault
defintely

And IIIII helped
PS for you young'uns, that's from an old Shake and Bake commercial :wink:

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

Rog, sweetie, I was Eris with the BIG wooden spoon stirring the pot alllll day long.  The funny thing about chaos, you can never be quite sure how things will end up.  Sorry you went all suicidal and all.  That was never my intention.  But it proved a point I was trying to make to Goat Turd, every one is fair game.  I have taken my hits here.  Now it's your turn.  Take your own advice and take it like a man.

what are you talking about?

point?

all you did was interrupt our fun for a minute.

you cna play if you want, but I'll ignore you cuz I like you enough to not want to play this game with you.

now, where's that CHEF fella?

I like him. Always the life of the party, that guy....

:lol:

Quote from: ChefTO SHOW MY APPRECIATION, I WILL BE GIVING THE URL TO THIS WEBSITE TO THE TROLL ARMY AT FUCKED COMPANY.

::utterly dry voice:: Oh please
no
not trolls
we dont know how to handle trolls here  ::/utterly dry voice::

Quote from: Tontons Macoutswhat are you talking about?
point?
all you did was interrupt our fun for a minute.
you cna play if you want, but I'll ignore you cuz I like you enough to not want to play this game with you.

Was this to me or Eldora?

Quote from: GOD

Quote from: ChefTO SHOW MY APPRECIATION, I WILL BE GIVING THE URL TO THIS WEBSITE TO THE TROLL ARMY AT FUCKED COMPANY.

::utterly dry voice:: Oh please
no
not trolls
we dont know how to handle trolls here  ::/utterly dry voice::

NO, ACTUALLY YOU DON'T, SWEET THANG.

WOULD YOU LIKE AN EXAMPLE OR THREE?

Quote from: eldora_avalon

Quote from: Chef

Quote from: eldora_avalon

Quote from: GODyup
it was all my fault
defintely

And IIIII helped
PS for you young'uns, that's from an old Shake and Bake commercial :wink:

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

Rog, sweetie, I was Eris with the BIG wooden spoon stirring the pot alllll day long.  The funny thing about chaos, you can never be quite sure how things will end up.  Sorry you went all suicidal and all.  That was never my intention.  But it proved a point I was trying to make to Goat Turd, every one is fair game.  I have taken my hits here.  Now it's your turn.  Take your own advice and take it like a man.

NOT ROGER.  BUT THANKS FOR PLAYING.

WOULD YOU LIKE A CONSOLATION PRIZE?

Quote from: Chef

Quote from: GOD

Quote from: ChefTO SHOW MY APPRECIATION, I WILL BE GIVING THE URL TO THIS WEBSITE TO THE TROLL ARMY AT FUCKED COMPANY.

::utterly dry voice:: Oh please
no
not trolls
we dont know how to handle trolls here  ::/utterly dry voice::

NO, ACTUALLY YOU DON'T, SWEET THANG.

WOULD YOU LIKE AN EXAMPLE OR THREE?

I could be wrong here, but I think I am experiancing it right now just by reading this...

Quote from: GOD

Quote from: Chef

Quote from: GOD

Quote from: ChefTO SHOW MY APPRECIATION, I WILL BE GIVING THE URL TO THIS WEBSITE TO THE TROLL ARMY AT FUCKED COMPANY.

::utterly dry voice:: Oh please
no
not trolls
we dont know how to handle trolls here  ::/utterly dry voice::

NO, ACTUALLY YOU DON'T, SWEET THANG.

WOULD YOU LIKE AN EXAMPLE OR THREE?

I could be wrong here, but I think I am experiancing it right now just by reading this...

YOU ARE WRONG.  IT IS FAR, FAR WORSE THAN THIS.

CHEF DIESEL,
IS WILLING TO BET YOU'LL PUKE.  AND I'M NOT HALF AS BAD AS THE TROLL ARMY.

::stern look::

now Eldora
we must accept Rogers decision to be Chef for now
it was wrong of us to do otherwise

Lets all play nice now shall we?


Go ahead "Chef" we are listening...

Quote from: GOD::stern look::

now Eldora
we must accept Rogers decision to be Chef for now
it was wrong of us to do otherwise

Lets all play nice now shall we?


Go ahead "Chef" we are listening...

YOU'RE REALLY HAVING TROUBLE WITH THIS WHOLE CONCEPT, AREN'T YOU?

CHEF D,
KNEW YOU WERE DENSE, BUT DAY-UM.

Quote from: Chef

YOU ARE WRONG.  IT IS FAR, FAR WORSE THAN THIS.

CHEF DIESEL,
IS WILLING TO BET YOU'LL PUKE.  AND I'M NOT HALF AS BAD AS THE TROLL ARMY.

Yes Dear  ::pats hand::

i reckon if roger wants to be a big baby, he shoudl ahve the good grace to do it like a 6 year old girl, instead of angsty suburban teenager who's parent's jsut bought him the wrong nelly cd.

also if roger wants to blame elections, he should com eback home and whien about the truly corrupt government in the land of his birth, isntead of whining about it with none of the flare or entertainment value of a hunter s thompson piece.

Everywhere i look human emotion on display in all of it's glory.


who would have thought that possible?

Quote from: horab the impaleri reckon if roger wants to be a big baby, he shoudl ahve the good grace to do it like a 6 year old girl, instead of angsty suburban teenager who's parent's jsut bought him the wrong nelly cd.

also if roger wants to blame elections, he should com eback home and whien about the truly corrupt government in the land of his birth, isntead of whining about it with none of the flare or entertainment value of a hunter s thompson piece.

HE ALWAYS WAS A SISSY.

being the same person i don't distinguish here roger.

Quote from: horab the impalerbeing the same person i don't distinguish here roger.

*SHRUG*

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE STUPID, SON.

lol.

i am stupid. and don't you forget it.

Quote from: horab the impalerlol.

i am stupid. and don't you forget it.

I WON'T, AS LONG AS YOU KEEP TYPING.

maybe i'm enjoying myself here.

im in the middle fo a two week sabbatical ehre, it's not liek i'm hurtin for time...

Like my hubby says, don't let the long hair fool ya!
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alright people...

he was the same person behind the posts ... still is.

but what is going on here is that one persona is gone.

we are stuck with Chef.

chef and roger may have come from the same mind but are different entities ( yoda and grover may sound alike and be controled by the same muppeteer but do not confuse the two characters or yoy may find yourself contemplating the spiritual signifigance of the wors "near" and "far") we may be dealing with a creature that has a portion of himself that want's to teach in an here's an examplefrom my life format... but all we are going to get is the stark fist of removal out of him now.

A sharp stick in the eye.

a oil soaked poker sat aflame with the sharpened pointy end ready to impel our tight little assholes.

I for one am ready.

he can call down his trolls... his mindless minions and his abusive autoshop mechanics... none of the changes the fact that we are going to die and that tn=his little online drama isn't important.

I mourn not for the good rev because he was a part of the show...just like I put on a show... and oh yes.... we all do it.

the only thing that I regret from the rev being gone is that I never truely earned an insult from him.

I get them from the Chef all the time... hell the chef is a master of the blanket insult... with the rev you knew it was meant just to you.

he took the time and it showed.

I know its too late for this...




*lifts his glass to the air*

Fuckwad.

Quote from: ChaosGraves:AgentOfErisalright people...

he was the same person behind the posts ... still is.

but what is going on here is that one persona is gone.

we are stuck with Chef.

chef and roger may have come from the same mind but are different entities

SOMEBODY FINALLY GOT IT.

THE REV IS GONE, AND HE AIN'T COMING BACK.  REJOICE, PEOPLE.  NO MORE INSIPID RANTS AND MORALITY STORIES.  NO MORE 8,000,000 PART SERIES, AND NO MORE STUPID FUCKING SERMONS.

BEST OF ALL, NO MORE REV IGNORING ME WHEN I WANT TO HAVE FUN.

CHEF D,
YOU WANTED CHEF, YOU GOT HIM.

pull yourself together and stop n00biating yourself man!


well if you're going to be like that, then why not go away altogether?

Quote from: horab the impalerpull yourself together and stop n00biating yourself man!


well if you're going to be like that, then why not go away altogether?

DON'T BE HATIN', SON!
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CHEF D,
IS ONLY GIVING YOU WHAT YOU WANTED.

funny, i don;t ever think i said to myself "today i want a side of roger makign an idiot of himself at others' expense"

i spose your gonan say i'm making you act like a n00b?

i thought free persons understood the weight of responsibility mroe than others.

but then i wouldn't understand as i'm only a knuckledragger like the rest of us eh?

Quote from: horab the impalerfunny, i don;t ever think i said to myself "today i want a side of roger makign an idiot of himself at others' expense"

i spose your gonan say i'm making you act like a n00b?

i thought free persons understood the weight of responsibility mroe than others.

HAW HAW, WRONG AGAIN.

YOU'RE NOT VERY...BRIGHT, ARE YOU, SON?

CHEF D,
KNOWS YOU RODE THE LITTLE BUS.

(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/shortbus.gif)

*yawns*

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YOU USED THE WORD "NOOBS".

AND I HAD SUCH HIGH HOPES FOR YOU, SON.

Quote from: ChefAND I HAD SUCH HIGH HOPES FOR YOU, SON.

I try not to be too perfect.

It's hard though.

Quote from: pedero

Quote from: ChefAND I HAD SUCH HIGH HOPES FOR YOU, SON.

I try not to be too perfect.

It's hard though.

YUO = 1 BOBBIE, FANBOY.

(http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/happy/musicrainote.gif)Buttercup don't break my heart(http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/happy/musicrainote.gif)

Hold it, hold it.





Did someone mention pie?

Quote from: LMNOHold it, hold it.





Did someone mention pie?

Since Tuesday night was not nearly as entertaining as Monday night, here are a couple of links for you.  The first one is at the bottom of the page.  The second one, well, it is pretty obvious. :twisted:

Click here to see how someone tried to insult me by calling me buttercup, hehehehehehe (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=3967&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=75)

Click here for my response, hehehehehehe (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=145634&highlight=#145634)

No, I've been keeping up with it all, Eldora.  What I was referring to was:

Quote from: A Fairly Boring and Predictable Troll...WHILE HE (AND ONE OR TWO MORONS LIKE HIM) WAS SERMONIZING, EVERYONE ELSE WAS EITHER JABBERING ABOUT COOKIES AND PIE, OR TRYING TO FLIRT WITH EACH OTHER...

Quote from: LMNONo, I've been keeping up with it all, Eldora.  What I was referring to was:

Quote from: A Fairly Boring and Predictable Troll...WHILE HE (AND ONE OR TWO MORONS LIKE HIM) WAS SERMONIZING, EVERYONE ELSE WAS EITHER JABBERING ABOUT COOKIES AND PIE, OR TRYING TO FLIRT WITH EACH OTHER...

ooops
[Emily Litella voice]
That's very different, nevermind
[/Emily Litella voice]

CHEF, winning hearts one post at a time.

Oh dear god, not flirting and pie! Anything but that!

I would encourage CHEF to take things less seriously and try flirting, but I'm afraid all of our heads would explode from disgust, horab especially.

So instead I'll encourage him to put his money where his mouth is do something actually useful, like seducing angry white republicans in the hopes that they'll chill out. Cheney first.

Now put on those hotpants and get out there and make a difference, foo.

Quote from: HoshikoCHEF, winning hearts one post at a time.

Oh dear god, not flirting and pie! Anything but that!

I would encourage CHEF to take things less seriously and try flirting, but I'm afraid all of our heads would explode from disgust, horab especially.

So instead I'll encourage him to put his money where his mouth is do something actually useful, like seducing angry white republicans in the hopes that they'll chill out. Cheney first.

Now put on those hotpants and get out there and make a difference, foo.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH DICK CHENEY?

HE'S DOING THE SAME WORK THAT I AM, JUST IN A DIFFERENT WAY.

AND - THOUGH CHEF HATES TO ADMIT IT - MUCH MORE EFFECTIVELY.

CHEF DIESEL,
LIKES THIS DECADE.

Can't we just flirt with the pies?

8)

Quote from: agent compassionCan't we just flirt with the pies?

8)

WHY NOT?  IT'S ALL YUO "DISCORDIANS" EVER DO.

CHEF D,
KNOWS THE PHONEYS WHEN HE SEES THEM.

Oh, I'm sorry Rog. Forgot you only like to flirt with the Neocon pies.

It's not that we're getting teary-eyed over the Rev, it's just that you've replaced a highly argumentative and sometimes amusing persona for one that likes to call people poopy-heads. It's somewhat amusing, but limited.

Let me bring this down to your current level-

QuoteCHEF D,
KNOWS THE PHONEYS WHEN HE SEES THEM

It takes one to know one.

This thread was loopy.

Chef D., is one or several crazy fucking tongan(s).

Now it is officially JACKED!

Who knows something about pirates and their drinking habits?

Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCThis thread was loopy.

Chef D., is one or several crazy fucking tongan(s).

Now it is officially JACKED!

Who knows something about pirates and their drinking habits?

Rum, naturally. Lots of it.

Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCThis thread was loopy.

Chef D., is one or several crazy fucking tongan(s).

Now it is officially JACKED!

Who knows something about pirates and their drinking habits?

Chef is Roger's Id, with no superego to control it.

Or they are at least using the same comp.

We know.

Pirates have some strange drinking games, don't they?

I like the ship-boarding drinking game...everytime someone loses an eye, drink...every time someone takes a musket ball at close range, drink twice...etc. etc. etc....

8)

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