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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Chef on February 08, 2005, 11:25:10 PM

Title: EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.
Post by: Chef on February 08, 2005, 11:25:10 PM
MOST OF YOU CAN'T FACE THAT FACT.  SO YOU PRETEND TO BE "CONCERNED" WITH YOUR "FELLOW MAN".


CHEF DIESEL,
IS THE ONLY FREE PERSON ON THIS BOARD.
Title: EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.
Post by: Horab Fibslager on February 08, 2005, 11:27:09 PM
hey i onyl care about the ppl i care about.

the eminem trip is already been done better roger.
Title: EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.
Post by: Chef on February 08, 2005, 11:28:52 PM
Quote from: horab the impalerhey i onyl care about the ppl i care about.

the eminem trip is already been done better roger.

IF I WAS TRYING TO BE EMINEM, I'D BE WEARING A HOODIE.

AND, NO, YOU DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT EVEN THOSE PEOPLE.

CHEF D,
DOESN'T WEAR HOODIES.
Title: EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on February 08, 2005, 11:31:24 PM
Shit I went to the hospital and made fun of my friend while up there i got tired of sitting in that small little room and made him get the fuck out of bed and walk around with me...

the nurses asked me what I did to get him to get out of bed.

cuase with sall of their training to be sensitive to the pateints needs they lose the important fact... some people need to be pushed into it... and I wouldn't even have gotten him to do it If I wasn't bored in the room and didn't happen to see one of the hot nurses on the floor.

oh well.
Title: EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.
Post by: Chef on February 08, 2005, 11:32:24 PM
Quote from: ChaosGraves:AgentOfErisShit I went to the hospital and made fun of my friend while up there i got tired of sitting in that small little room and made him get the fuck out of bed and walk around with me...

the nurses asked me what I did to get him to get out of bed.

cuase with sall of their training to be sensitive to the pateints needs they lose the important fact... some people need to be pushed into it... and I wouldn't even have gotten him to do it If I wasn't bored in the room and didn't happen to see one of the hot nurses on the floor.

oh well.

WELL, AREN'T *YOU* JUST THE CUTEST LITTLE REBEL.
Title: Re: EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.
Post by: Cain on February 08, 2005, 11:37:06 PM
Quote from: ChefEVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.

Little Chefs are those roadside places where long distance drivers stop for rest and snacks.  I have one of those in me? :shock:  I wondered about the stomach pain....
Title: EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.
Post by: Horab Fibslager on February 08, 2005, 11:38:49 PM
i may be selfish, but you really oughtn't udnerestimate my capacity to care for people i care about, to the veryign degrees i care about them, without knowing me that well. i mean you do know me from an internet board right?



my recomendation: smoke joint drink a 40 or two, but whatever you do, don't touch that whine...

w0rds of wisdom from teh ez e.
Title: EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.
Post by: Chef on February 08, 2005, 11:39:55 PM
Quote from: horab the impaleri may be selfish, but you really oughtn't udnerestimate my capacity to care for people i care about, to the veryign degrees i care about them, without knowing me that well. i mean you do know me from an internet board right?



my recomendation: smoke joint drink a 40 or two, but whatever you do, don't touch that whine...

w0rds of wisdom from teh ez e.

HUMANS ARE ALL THE SAME.  WHY DO YOU LIE?
Title: EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on February 08, 2005, 11:44:14 PM
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: ChaosGraves:AgentOfErisShit I went to the hospital and made fun of my friend while up there i got tired of sitting in that small little room and made him get the fuck out of bed and walk around with me...

the nurses asked me what I did to get him to get out of bed.

cuase with sall of their training to be sensitive to the pateints needs they lose the important fact... some people need to be pushed into it... and I wouldn't even have gotten him to do it If I wasn't bored in the room and didn't happen to see one of the hot nurses on the floor.

oh well.

WELL, AREN'T *YOU* JUST THE CUTEST LITTLE REBEL.
No I'm not.

I wouldn't want to be.
Title: Re: EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on February 08, 2005, 11:52:22 PM
Quote from: Scribe
Quote from: ChefEVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.

Little Chefs are those roadside places where long distance drivers stop for rest and snacks.  I have one of those in me? :shock:  I wondered about the stomach pain....
I think mine is actaully a little Chef-Boy-oh-Boy, but I have still have stomache pain so, wtf :roll:
Title: EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.
Post by: Chef on February 08, 2005, 11:54:35 PM
Quote from: ChaosGraves:AgentOfEris
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: ChaosGraves:AgentOfErisShit I went to the hospital and made fun of my friend while up there i got tired of sitting in that small little room and made him get the fuck out of bed and walk around with me...

the nurses asked me what I did to get him to get out of bed.

cuase with sall of their training to be sensitive to the pateints needs they lose the important fact... some people need to be pushed into it... and I wouldn't even have gotten him to do it If I wasn't bored in the room and didn't happen to see one of the hot nurses on the floor.

oh well.

WELL, AREN'T *YOU* JUST THE CUTEST LITTLE REBEL.
No I'm not.

I wouldn't want to be.

SURE YOU ARE.  YOU - AND THE OTHER TARDS HERE - SOMEHOW THINK YOU ARE ON SOME KIND OF "HIGHER PLANE" THAN THE REST OF THE KNUCKLEDRAGGERS.
Title: EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.
Post by: Horab Fibslager on February 09, 2005, 12:13:35 AM
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: ChaosGraves:AgentOfEris
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: ChaosGraves:AgentOfErisShit I went to the hospital and made fun of my friend while up there i got tired of sitting in that small little room and made him get the fuck out of bed and walk around with me...

the nurses asked me what I did to get him to get out of bed.

cuase with sall of their training to be sensitive to the pateints needs they lose the important fact... some people need to be pushed into it... and I wouldn't even have gotten him to do it If I wasn't bored in the room and didn't happen to see one of the hot nurses on the floor.

oh well.

WELL, AREN'T *YOU* JUST THE CUTEST LITTLE REBEL.
No I'm not.

I wouldn't want to be.

SURE YOU ARE.  YOU - AND THE OTHER TARDS HERE - SOMEHOW THINK YOU ARE ON SOME KIND OF "HIGHER PLANE" THAN THE REST OF THE KNUCKLEDRAGGERS.

i bow before your ultimate judgment oh mighty roger. forgive us poor mehums for we are only human and given to error.
Title: EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.
Post by: agent compassion on February 09, 2005, 12:15:02 AM
:roll:  :lol:

I don't call mine "Little Chef" but thank you for the suggestion. ;)
Title: EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.
Post by: Chef on February 09, 2005, 12:15:46 AM
Quote from: horab the impaler
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: ChaosGraves:AgentOfEris
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: ChaosGraves:AgentOfErisShit I went to the hospital and made fun of my friend while up there i got tired of sitting in that small little room and made him get the fuck out of bed and walk around with me...

the nurses asked me what I did to get him to get out of bed.

cuase with sall of their training to be sensitive to the pateints needs they lose the important fact... some people need to be pushed into it... and I wouldn't even have gotten him to do it If I wasn't bored in the room and didn't happen to see one of the hot nurses on the floor.

oh well.



WELL, AREN'T *YOU* JUST THE CUTEST LITTLE REBEL.
No I'm not.

I wouldn't want to be.

SURE YOU ARE.  YOU - AND THE OTHER TARDS HERE - SOMEHOW THINK YOU ARE ON SOME KIND OF "HIGHER PLANE" THAN THE REST OF THE KNUCKLEDRAGGERS.

i bow before your ultimate judgment oh mighty roger. forgive us poor mehums for we are only human and given to error.

WHO ARE YOU ALKING TO, OPIE?
Title: EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.
Post by: Horab Fibslager on February 09, 2005, 12:20:50 AM
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: horab the impaler
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: ChaosGraves:AgentOfEris
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: ChaosGraves:AgentOfErisShit I went to the hospital and made fun of my friend while up there i got tired of sitting in that small little room and made him get the fuck out of bed and walk around with me...

the nurses asked me what I did to get him to get out of bed.

cuase with sall of their training to be sensitive to the pateints needs they lose the important fact... some people need to be pushed into it... and I wouldn't even have gotten him to do it If I wasn't bored in the room and didn't happen to see one of the hot nurses on the floor.

oh well.



WELL, AREN'T *YOU* JUST THE CUTEST LITTLE REBEL.
No I'm not.

I wouldn't want to be.

SURE YOU ARE.  YOU - AND THE OTHER TARDS HERE - SOMEHOW THINK YOU ARE ON SOME KIND OF "HIGHER PLANE" THAN THE REST OF THE KNUCKLEDRAGGERS.

i bow before your ultimate judgment oh mighty roger. forgive us poor mehums for we are only human and given to error.

WHO ARE YOU ALKING TO, OPIE?

you dumbass.

you on teh dope son?
Title: EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.
Post by: Chef on February 09, 2005, 12:27:46 AM
Quote from: horab the impaler
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: horab the impaler
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: ChaosGraves:AgentOfEris
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: ChaosGraves:AgentOfErisShit I went to the hospital and made fun of my friend while up there i got tired of sitting in that small little room and made him get the fuck out of bed and walk around with me...

the nurses asked me what I did to get him to get out of bed.

cuase with sall of their training to be sensitive to the pateints needs they lose the important fact... some people need to be pushed into it... and I wouldn't even have gotten him to do it If I wasn't bored in the room and didn't happen to see one of the hot nurses on the floor.

oh well.



WELL, AREN'T *YOU* JUST THE CUTEST LITTLE REBEL.
No I'm not.

I wouldn't want to be.

SURE YOU ARE.  YOU - AND THE OTHER TARDS HERE - SOMEHOW THINK YOU ARE ON SOME KIND OF "HIGHER PLANE" THAN THE REST OF THE KNUCKLEDRAGGERS.

i bow before your ultimate judgment oh mighty roger. forgive us poor mehums for we are only human and given to error.

WHO ARE YOU ALKING TO, OPIE?

you dumbass.

you on teh dope son?

YUO DIDN'T SAY "CHEF".
Title: EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.
Post by: Cain on February 09, 2005, 12:30:04 AM
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: horab the impaler
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: horab the impaler
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: ChaosGraves:AgentOfEris
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: ChaosGraves:AgentOfErisShit I went to the hospital and made fun of my friend while up there i got tired of sitting in that small little room and made him get the fuck out of bed and walk around with me...

the nurses asked me what I did to get him to get out of bed.

cuase with sall of their training to be sensitive to the pateints needs they lose the important fact... some people need to be pushed into it... and I wouldn't even have gotten him to do it If I wasn't bored in the room and didn't happen to see one of the hot nurses on the floor.

oh well.



WELL, AREN'T *YOU* JUST THE CUTEST LITTLE REBEL.
No I'm not.

I wouldn't want to be.

SURE YOU ARE.  YOU - AND THE OTHER TARDS HERE - SOMEHOW THINK YOU ARE ON SOME KIND OF "HIGHER PLANE" THAN THE REST OF THE KNUCKLEDRAGGERS.

i bow before your ultimate judgment oh mighty roger. forgive us poor mehums for we are only human and given to error.

WHO ARE YOU ALKING TO, OPIE?

you dumbass.

you on teh dope son?

YUO DIDN'T SAY "CHEF".

Metaqouting!
Title: EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.
Post by: Horab Fibslager on February 09, 2005, 12:30:38 AM
Quote from: Scribe
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: horab the impaler
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: horab the impaler
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: ChaosGraves:AgentOfEris
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: ChaosGraves:AgentOfErisShit I went to the hospital and made fun of my friend while up there i got tired of sitting in that small little room and made him get the fuck out of bed and walk around with me...

the nurses asked me what I did to get him to get out of bed.

cuase with sall of their training to be sensitive to the pateints needs they lose the important fact... some people need to be pushed into it... and I wouldn't even have gotten him to do it If I wasn't bored in the room and didn't happen to see one of the hot nurses on the floor.

oh well.



WELL, AREN'T *YOU* JUST THE CUTEST LITTLE REBEL.
No I'm not.

I wouldn't want to be.

SURE YOU ARE.  YOU - AND THE OTHER TARDS HERE - SOMEHOW THINK YOU ARE ON SOME KIND OF "HIGHER PLANE" THAN THE REST OF THE KNUCKLEDRAGGERS.

i bow before your ultimate judgment oh mighty roger. forgive us poor mehums for we are only human and given to error.

WHO ARE YOU ALKING TO, OPIE?

you dumbass.

you on teh dope son?

YUO DIDN'T SAY "CHEF".

Metaqouting!

hypocrite!
Title: EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.
Post by: Cain on February 09, 2005, 12:31:36 AM
Quote from: horab the impaler
Quote from: Scribe
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: horab the impaler
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: horab the impaler
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: ChaosGraves:AgentOfEris
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: ChaosGraves:AgentOfErisShit I went to the hospital and made fun of my friend while up there i got tired of sitting in that small little room and made him get the fuck out of bed and walk around with me...

the nurses asked me what I did to get him to get out of bed.

cuase with sall of their training to be sensitive to the pateints needs they lose the important fact... some people need to be pushed into it... and I wouldn't even have gotten him to do it If I wasn't bored in the room and didn't happen to see one of the hot nurses on the floor.

oh well.



WELL, AREN'T *YOU* JUST THE CUTEST LITTLE REBEL.
No I'm not.

I wouldn't want to be.

SURE YOU ARE.  YOU - AND THE OTHER TARDS HERE - SOMEHOW THINK YOU ARE ON SOME KIND OF "HIGHER PLANE" THAN THE REST OF THE KNUCKLEDRAGGERS.

i bow before your ultimate judgment oh mighty roger. forgive us poor mehums for we are only human and given to error.

WHO ARE YOU ALKING TO, OPIE?

you dumbass.

you on teh dope son?

YUO DIDN'T SAY "CHEF".

Metaqouting!

hypocrite!

Who, me?
Title: EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.
Post by: Horab Fibslager on February 09, 2005, 12:34:28 AM
Quote from: Scribe
Quote from: horab the impaler
Quote from: Scribe
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: horab the impaler
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: horab the impaler
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: ChaosGraves:AgentOfEris
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: ChaosGraves:AgentOfErisShit I went to the hospital and made fun of my friend while up there i got tired of sitting in that small little room and made him get the fuck out of bed and walk around with me...

the nurses asked me what I did to get him to get out of bed.

cuase with sall of their training to be sensitive to the pateints needs they lose the important fact... some people need to be pushed into it... and I wouldn't even have gotten him to do it If I wasn't bored in the room and didn't happen to see one of the hot nurses on the floor.

oh well.



WELL, AREN'T *YOU* JUST THE CUTEST LITTLE REBEL.
No I'm not.

I wouldn't want to be.

SURE YOU ARE.  YOU - AND THE OTHER TARDS HERE - SOMEHOW THINK YOU ARE ON SOME KIND OF "HIGHER PLANE" THAN THE REST OF THE KNUCKLEDRAGGERS.

i bow before your ultimate judgment oh mighty roger. forgive us poor mehums for we are only human and given to error.

WHO ARE YOU ALKING TO, OPIE?

you dumbass.

you on teh dope son?

YUO DIDN'T SAY "CHEF".

Metaqouting!

hypocrite!

Who, me?
no, me!
Title: EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.
Post by: Pedero on February 09, 2005, 12:46:57 AM
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: horab the impaler
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: horab the impaler
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: ChaosGraves:AgentOfEris
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: ChaosGraves:AgentOfErisShit I went to the hospital and made fun of my friend while up there i got tired of sitting in that small little room and made him get the fuck out of bed and walk around with me...

the nurses asked me what I did to get him to get out of bed.

cuase with sall of their training to be sensitive to the pateints needs they lose the important fact... some people need to be pushed into it... and I wouldn't even have gotten him to do it If I wasn't bored in the room and didn't happen to see one of the hot nurses on the floor.

oh well.





WELL, AREN'T *YOU* JUST THE CUTEST LITTLE REBEL.
No I'm not.

I wouldn't want to be.

SURE YOU ARE.  YOU - AND THE OTHER TARDS HERE - SOMEHOW THINK YOU ARE ON SOME KIND OF "HIGHER PLANE" THAN THE REST OF THE KNUCKLEDRAGGERS.

i bow before your ultimate judgment oh mighty roger. forgive us poor mehums for we are only human and given to error.

WHO ARE YOU ALKING TO, OPIE?

you dumbass.

you on teh dope son?

YUO DIDN'T SAY "CHEF".

I say monkey balls.
Title: EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.
Post by: Chef on February 09, 2005, 12:51:10 AM
Quote from: Autoerotic Asphyxiationyou should come back to Ramallah with me.

we could use someone with your character and grit when we begin infiltrating Qum.

can you pull off looking persian?

NO, BUT I DO A MEAN JAMES EARL JONES.

(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/tdcs.gif)
Title: EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.
Post by: agent compassion on February 09, 2005, 12:56:32 AM
::defenestrates AA::

I'm Iranian, jackass.

No badamjun for you. Bitch.

8)
Title: EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.
Post by: Chef on February 09, 2005, 12:59:45 AM
Quote from: agent compassion::defenestrates AA::

I'm Iranian, jackass.

No badamjun for you. Bitch.

8)

WELL, THEN, MAN THE BARRICADES, CUZ YUO = ABOUT TO BE O\/\/NED!

AT LEAST AT FIRST.

THEN YOUR INSURGENTS WILL KILL GIS BY THE TRUCKLOAD.

IT'S WIN-WIN.

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Title: EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.
Post by: agent compassion on February 09, 2005, 01:02:30 AM
Hey, I'm against the war, or hadn't you noticed.

I hope it never happens.
Title: EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.
Post by: Chef on February 09, 2005, 01:03:03 AM
Quote from: Autoerotic Asphyxiation
Quote from: agent compassion::defenestrates AA::

I'm Iranian, jackass.

No badamjun for you. Bitch.

8)

does defenestration involve a black hood and electrodes on the balls?

because if it doesnt then I dont wanna play.

HOLLA!
\
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/hammertime.gif)
Title: EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.
Post by: Chef on February 09, 2005, 01:03:47 AM
Quote from: agent compassionHey, I'm against the war, or hadn't you noticed.

I hope it never happens.

HOPE IN ONE HAND, SHIT IN THE OTHER, OPIE.

WHICH ONE FILLS UP FASTER?

(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/horsie.gif)
Title: EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.
Post by: Horab Fibslager on February 09, 2005, 01:11:36 AM
what n00biation roger and efrim, not even posting under your regular accounts.

back to troll elemntary with you two.

go find a videogame forum to learn the ropes, then you might be ready for blogs and guestbooks.
Title: EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.
Post by: Chef on February 09, 2005, 01:11:53 AM
Quote from: Autoerotic Asphyxiationthe war doesnt care what you hope.

its already started. everything but the official shooting that is.

YOU IN THE BETTING POOL YET, AA?  I PICKED MAY 2005.

CHEF D,
STANDS TO MAKE A KILLING.
Title: EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.
Post by: Chef on February 09, 2005, 01:12:59 AM
Quote from: horab the impalerwhat n00biation roger and efrim, not even posting under your regular accounts.

back to troll elemntary with you two.

go find a videogame forum to learn the ropes, then you might be ready for blogs and guestbooks.

THAT'S NOT EFRIM.  HE'S SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO ME, IRL.

GIVE HIM TEN MINUTES, THOUGH, OPIE.  I THINK I PISSED HIM OFF.
Title: EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.
Post by: Horab Fibslager on February 09, 2005, 01:14:49 AM
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: horab the impalerwhat n00biation roger and efrim, not even posting under your regular accounts.

back to troll elemntary with you two.

go find a videogame forum to learn the ropes, then you might be ready for blogs and guestbooks.

THAT'S NOT EFRIM.  HE'S SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO ME, IRL.

GIVE HIM TEN MINUTES, THOUGH, OPIE.  I THINK I PISSED HIM OFF.

ah so jsut you and yourself so far eh?

wow you do type fast.
Title: EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on February 09, 2005, 01:15:41 AM
QuoteYOU IN THE BETTING POOL YET, AA? I PICKED MAY 2005.

I say the last half of April. That way, everyone's still too ecstatic from their wonderful tax cuts to notice it.
Title: EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.
Post by: Chef on February 09, 2005, 01:18:14 AM
Quote from: Sinner Bob the Mediocre
QuoteYOU IN THE BETTING POOL YET, AA? I PICKED MAY 2005.

I say the last half of April. That way, everyone's still too ecstatic from their wonderful tax cuts to notice it.

TROOF.  AMERICANS ARE REALLY STUPID, THAT WAY.

HELL, THEY EVEN FELL FOR THE WMD LINE AGAIN. :lol:

AMERICA = 300,000,000 DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS, AND CHEF.
Title: EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.
Post by: agent compassion on February 09, 2005, 01:23:03 AM
Quotedoes defenestration involve a black hood and electrodes on the balls?

because if it doesnt then I dont wanna play.

Aww how sad the troll doesn't wanna play with me.... ;)
Title: EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.
Post by: Chef on February 09, 2005, 01:23:29 AM
Quote from: Autoerotic AsphyxiationId protest being excluded from your company in that equation, but on paper, I don't exist.

THEN YOU DIDN'T HEAR IT.

AND YOU CANNOT BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR YOUR ACTIONS, SINCE THEY NEVE HAPPENED.

SWEET GIG, AA.

CIGAW?
Title: EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.
Post by: Pedero on February 09, 2005, 01:34:11 AM
FNORD
Title: EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.
Post by: LMNO on February 09, 2005, 02:57:41 PM
Quote from: Chef
AND YOU CANNOT BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR YOUR ACTIONS, SINCE THEY NEVE HAPPENED.


Where's your spellcheck now?
Title: EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.
Post by: Bella on February 09, 2005, 03:33:05 PM
The spellcheck function ran away with Thwack's girlfriend last year.
Poor guy hasn't been the same since.
Title: EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.
Post by: LMNO on February 09, 2005, 03:35:03 PM
No insults today as I am tired, hungover, & building up some steam for our new friends...
Title: EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.
Post by: Chef on February 09, 2005, 09:38:34 PM
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: Chef
AND YOU CANNOT BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR YOUR ACTIONS, SINCE THEY NEVE HAPPENED.


Where's your spellcheck now?

MY BAD.  "NEVAH".
Title: Re: EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.
Post by: bob-o on February 09, 2005, 09:42:40 PM
Quote from: ChefMOST OF YOU CAN'T FACE THAT FACT.  SO YOU PRETEND TO BE "CONCERNED" WITH YOUR "FELLOW MAN".


CHEF DIESEL,
IS THE ONLY FREE PERSON ON THIS BOARD.

STOP PRETENDING TO BE CHEF, OPIE.

THE REAL CHEF OWNS J00, AND J00 ARE JUST A STUPID ASS TRYING TO GET ATTENTION.

BOB DIESEL,
OWNS THIS PLACE
Title: Re: EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.
Post by: Chef on February 09, 2005, 09:51:45 PM
Quote from: bob-o
Quote from: ChefMOST OF YOU CAN'T FACE THAT FACT.  SO YOU PRETEND TO BE "CONCERNED" WITH YOUR "FELLOW MAN".


CHEF DIESEL,
IS THE ONLY FREE PERSON ON THIS BOARD.

STOP PRETENDING TO BE CHEF, OPIE.

THE REAL CHEF OWNS J00, AND J00 ARE JUST A STUPID ASS TRYING TO GET ATTENTION.

BOB DIESEL,
OWNS THIS PLACE

:roll:

THERE'S ALWAYS ONE LITTLE OPIE WANTS TO TAKE A BITE OUT OF CHEF'S STYLE.

GO BACK TO WRITING THREADS ABOUT TORMENTING THE NEIGHBORHOOD CHILDREN, BOBO.  THAT'S MORE YOUR SPEED.

CHEF D,
HAS CHUNKS OF GUYS LIKE YOU IN HIS STOOL.
Title: Re: EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.
Post by: bob-o on February 11, 2005, 09:09:03 PM
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: bob-o
Quote from: ChefMOST OF YOU CAN'T FACE THAT FACT.  SO YOU PRETEND TO BE "CONCERNED" WITH YOUR "FELLOW MAN".


CHEF DIESEL,
IS THE ONLY FREE PERSON ON THIS BOARD.

STOP PRETENDING TO BE CHEF, OPIE.

THE REAL CHEF OWNS J00, AND J00 ARE JUST A STUPID ASS TRYING TO GET ATTENTION.

BOB DIESEL,
OWNS THIS PLACE

:roll:

THERE'S ALWAYS ONE LITTLE OPIE WANTS TO TAKE A BITE OUT OF CHEF'S STYLE.

GO BACK TO WRITING THREADS ABOUT TORMENTING THE NEIGHBORHOOD CHILDREN, BOBO.  THAT'S MORE YOUR SPEED.

CHEF D,
HAS CHUNKS OF GUYS LIKE YOU IN HIS STOOL.

KIDS THESE DAYS. ALWAYS THINKIN THEY'RE TOUGH, THOSE RETARD OPIES.

GO BACK TO  RIDING YOUR TRICYCLE DELIVERING NEWSPAPERS! REPEAT AFTER ME, OPIE, "EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!"

BOB DIESEL,
HAS PIECES OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU DRIED AND CRUSTED UP ON MY BLADE.
Title: EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 11, 2005, 09:26:03 PM
:roll:
Title: EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.
Post by: Chef on February 11, 2005, 10:28:29 PM
Quote from: Tontons Macouts:roll:

2 DOWN, THIRTY TO GO.

CHEF D,
CORRUPTS THEM ALL, EVENTUALLY.
Title: EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.
Post by: Hoshiko on February 12, 2005, 04:50:20 PM
Quote from: Tontons Macouts:roll:


And I :roll: to your :roll:  

This is all so enlightening.
Title: Re: EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.
Post by: that dork on February 18, 2005, 05:11:36 PM
Quote from: ChefMOST OF YOU CAN'T FACE THAT FACT.  SO YOU PRETEND TO BE "CONCERNED" WITH YOUR "FELLOW MAN".


CHEF DIESEL,
IS THE ONLY FREE PERSON ON THIS BOARD.

Compassion, social harmony and respect are all adaptive survival strategies.  You would not even be alive unless you were cared for and nurtured for all the years of your childhood.  Human beings are more like marsupials that any other mammal.  We are born unready to live.  It takes years of care before a human is a self-sustainable organism.  Even then we all benefit from working in groups. I doubt you farm you own grains, fruits and vegetable, or raise and slaughter your own cattle for sustenance.  You rely on coordination and cooperation for your survival each and every day.    Your life is dependant on a vast infrastructure of well-coordinated operations.  Yet like all systems the work extremely well you are blind to it.
Title: EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.
Post by: Cain on February 20, 2005, 08:04:36 AM
Quote from: Hoshiko
Quote from: Tontons Macouts:roll:


And I :roll: to your :roll:  

This is all so enlightening.

I raise you with 3!  :roll:  :roll:  :roll:

And this also :shock:
Title: EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.
Post by: agent compassion on February 20, 2005, 07:13:38 PM
QuoteCompassion, social harmony and respect are all adaptive survival strategies

YES! I'm a survival strategy! All my years of hard work...paying off at last...

:lol:  8)
Title: Re: EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on February 24, 2005, 05:04:30 AM
Quote from: that dork
Quote from: ChefMOST OF YOU CAN'T FACE THAT FACT.  SO YOU PRETEND TO BE "CONCERNED" WITH YOUR "FELLOW MAN".


CHEF DIESEL,
IS THE ONLY FREE PERSON ON THIS BOARD.

Compassion, social harmony and respect are all adaptive survival strategies.  You would not even be alive unless you were cared for and nurtured for all the years of your childhood.  Human beings are more like marsupials that any other mammal.  We are born unready to live.  It takes years of care before a human is a self-sustainable organism.  Even then we all benefit from working in groups. I doubt you farm you own grains, fruits and vegetable, or raise and slaughter your own cattle for sustenance.  You rely on coordination and cooperation for your survival each and every day.    Your life is dependant on a vast infrastructure of well-coordinated operations.  Yet like all systems the work extremely well you are blind to it.
and now people adapt and rebel as they want to given the approxomite means - its a sad state of affairs after the greatest generation = pathetic and selfindulgent - we need a leader and at this point the leader's are jokes... what the world needs is vacancy and depression - that would jolt them from their madness of normalcy - a delusion of what never can (or so they say) should be - the world is a metorite adn were about to make a big boom boom - LEMONADE - the world needs a big glass of LEMONADE - and whopping doses of valium and BZ