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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Ben on February 10, 2005, 03:38:43 AM

Title: Hauntings, fear, and trollzen, oh my!
Post by: Ben on February 10, 2005, 03:38:43 AM
We are all haunt3d.  3veryone of us.  (farts)  Haunted by farts!  Huanted by courag3.  (Go Evil!)  Haunted by the Horror that is CHEF, Tao Taco, fairies, ferries, and yes, even Devin itself.  Haunted by Iraq.  Haunted by Americans.  Haunted by vampires, werecats, and Saints.  Haunted by Eris and HER sistren.  Haunted by our very own bros.  Politicians, warriors, and old fat grannies, oh my.  Even Trollax haunts us... under the bridge he chills... thinking, waiting for the day... when he and we'll turn to stone.  How do we turn from the dark side?  We are all niggers.   How do we turn from the terror?  We are all ragheads.  What now?  How you gonna fight the war now?  The war against fear.  The war against altered thinking?  What next?  Phear the lemmings, pinko.
Title: Hauntings, fear, and trollzen, oh my!
Post by: -->Eris<-- on February 10, 2005, 03:57:24 AM
Don't forget Cthulhu - he'll be miffed if you leave him out.
Title: Hauntings, fear, and trollzen, oh my!
Post by: Horab Fibslager on February 10, 2005, 03:58:46 AM
j00 will ph34r teh cheat!






(http://www.megadoomer.com/~tcromis/cheat-homestarrunner.png)
ex.a a the cheat
Title: Hauntings, fear, and trollzen, oh my!
Post by: Ben on February 10, 2005, 04:00:34 AM
Yes, even Cthulhu.  The Necronomicon, teh worst of fears.  Even when the elder God hath bunny slippers on, the fear adrenaline rises like Mercury.  Gotta love it.
Title: Hauntings, fear, and trollzen, oh my!
Post by: Ben on February 10, 2005, 04:01:46 AM
Quote from: horab the impalerj00 will ph34r teh cheat!






(http://www.megadoomer.com/~tcromis/cheat-homestarrunner.png)
ex.a a the cheat
WTF?  Fear pokemon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111eleven+
Title: Hauntings, fear, and trollzen, oh my!
Post by: -->Eris<-- on February 10, 2005, 04:02:14 AM
Teh cheat pwns.  :)
Title: Hauntings, fear, and trollzen, oh my!
Post by: Horab Fibslager on February 10, 2005, 04:02:48 AM
Quote from: Devin Harmonio
Quote from: horab the impalerj00 will ph34r teh cheat!






(http://www.megadoomer.com/~tcromis/cheat-homestarrunner.png)
ex.a a the cheat
WTF?  Fear pokemon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111eleven+

ph001! teh cheat is not a pokemon, he is a the cheat!
Title: Hauntings, fear, and trollzen, oh my!
Post by: -->Eris<-- on February 10, 2005, 04:05:54 AM
Quoteph001! teh cheat is not a pokemon, he is a the cheat!

True dat.
Title: Hauntings, fear, and trollzen, oh my!
Post by: Pedero on February 10, 2005, 04:06:50 AM
Quote from: horab the impalerph001! teh cheat is not a pokemon, he is a the cheat!

pwndization, Devin.
Title: Hauntings, fear, and trollzen, oh my!
Post by: Ben on February 10, 2005, 04:08:03 AM
I pwnnnnnn j0000000000000000000000000000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!!eleven eleven!
Title: Hauntings, fear, and trollzen, oh my!
Post by: Horab Fibslager on February 10, 2005, 04:09:57 AM
guess what i'm doing right now.
Title: Hauntings, fear, and trollzen, oh my!
Post by: Ben on February 10, 2005, 04:12:19 AM
I bet you're touching your ephemeral weewee.
Title: Hauntings, fear, and trollzen, oh my!
Post by: Cain on February 10, 2005, 04:03:47 PM
What trolls? :?
Title: Hauntings, fear, and trollzen, oh my!
Post by: Horab Fibslager on February 10, 2005, 05:25:26 PM
i forgot what iw as doing.

but it was probaly seksi.
Title: Hauntings, fear, and trollzen, oh my!
Post by: DJRubberducky on February 10, 2005, 05:41:35 PM
Quote from: horab the impaleri forgot what iw as doing.

but it was probaly fhqwhgads.
Title: Hauntings, fear, and trollzen, oh my!
Post by: Horab Fibslager on February 10, 2005, 05:42:48 PM
Quote from: DJRubberducky
Quote from: horab the impaleri forgot what iw as doing.

but it was probaly fhqwhgads.

taht definitely could be it.
Title: Re: Hauntings, fear, and trollzen, oh my!
Post by: Chef on February 10, 2005, 08:59:04 PM
Quote from: Devin HarmonioHaunted by the Horror that is CHEF,

YUO KNOW HOW WE DO!
Title: Hauntings, fear, and trollzen, oh my!
Post by: that dork on February 18, 2005, 05:26:12 PM
Quote from: Rev. ErgotYes, even Cthulhu.  The Necronomicon, teh worst of fears.  Even when the elder God hath bunny slippers on, the fear adrenaline rises like Mercury.  Gotta love it.

The Necronomicon makes for a wonderful read on those lazy Sunday afternoons.  And Cthulhu's reputation far exceeds his actual manners.  He can be quite a charming guest.
Title: Hauntings, fear, and trollzen, oh my!
Post by: Horab Fibslager on February 18, 2005, 06:38:00 PM
Quote from: that dork
Quote from: Rev. ErgotYes, even Cthulhu.  The Necronomicon, teh worst of fears.  Even when the elder God hath bunny slippers on, the fear adrenaline rises like Mercury.  Gotta love it.

The Necronomicon makes for a wonderful read on those lazy Sunday afternoons.  And Cthulhu's reputation far exceeds his actual manners.  He can be quite a charming guest.

yes he is very polite, the other day he told me "go buy another fridge for me to eat please, i'm too tired to go eat the supermarket today."
Title: Hauntings, fear, and trollzen, oh my!
Post by: saracuda on February 18, 2005, 10:14:42 PM
No wonder it's so quiet at my mom's house this weekend.
When Cthulu's there he plays the music too loud, but at least he says 'sorry'.
Then he eats the radio.
Title: Hauntings, fear, and trollzen, oh my!
Post by: Horab Fibslager on February 18, 2005, 11:38:01 PM
Quote from: saracudaNo wonder it's so quiet at my mom's house this weekend.
When Cthulu's there he plays the music too loud, but at least he says 'sorry'.
Then he eats the radio.

he may be atroublemaker, but he's got the manners of a gentleman, er god.
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