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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Horab Fibslager on February 19, 2005, 05:26:51 AM

Title: holy mission of the day
Post by: Horab Fibslager on February 19, 2005, 05:26:51 AM
i will woo alanis morrisette into shagging me. how? i will tell her that despite not likign her music, she is teh hawt baez0r, and goddess told me it is my holy mission to give her pleasure.

hoefully this turns out better than hte quest for the 2 foot tall 3 elbowed midget...
Title: holy mission of the day
Post by: Trojan Man on February 19, 2005, 05:30:41 AM
Ah, teh day Horab tries to cuddle Alanis.  It'll start a new Holyday.  The day of condom-nation.  But only if you use Trojan brand condoms.
Title: holy mission of the day
Post by: Horab Fibslager on February 19, 2005, 05:35:57 AM
well i tried her website but no good, i have mere hour sin which to accomplish this holy mission.
Title: holy mission of the day
Post by: Horab Fibslager on February 22, 2005, 05:54:13 AM
well this oen didn't work out. not really my type anyway.
Title: holy mission of the day
Post by: Zurtok Khan on February 23, 2005, 08:08:59 AM
Alanis Morissette is sexy.

If anyone on this board is going to fuck her, it's going to be me.
Title: holy mission of the day
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 23, 2005, 02:55:23 PM
dude, what the fuck is wrong with you? that chick is hella buckled...

8)
Title: holy mission of the day
Post by: Malaul on February 23, 2005, 05:13:38 PM
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
buckled
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: holy mission of the day
Post by: Zurtok Khan on February 24, 2005, 07:33:51 AM
What the fuck does that mean?
Title: holy mission of the day
Post by: LMNO on February 24, 2005, 02:41:20 PM
Buckled:
3. An instance of bending, warping, or crumpling; a bend or bulge.


As a mental image, it's pretty fierce.
Title: holy mission of the day
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 24, 2005, 02:58:20 PM
Quote from: Saint Zurtok Ah.D.What the fuck does that mean?

it means she looks like she got hit in the face with a bag of nickels.

8)
Title: holy mission of the day
Post by: Horab Fibslager on February 24, 2005, 05:48:27 PM
Quote from: McStab
Quote from: Saint Zurtok Ah.D.What the fuck does that mean?

it means she looks like she got hit in the face with a bag of nickels.

8)


she's better looking than you.

btw, what do you use for your facials?
Title: holy mission of the day
Post by: LMNO on February 24, 2005, 06:11:08 PM
I think he uses Scotch.
Title: holy mission of the day
Post by: Bella on February 24, 2005, 06:25:45 PM
Quote from: LMNOBuckled:
3. An instance of bending, warping, or crumpling; a bend or bulge.


As a mental image, it's pretty fierce.
Where do you guys learn these things?

I like like Alanis.
Ow! Don't hit me.
Title: holy mission of the day
Post by: Cain on February 24, 2005, 06:35:39 PM
Quote from: LMNOI think he uses Scotch.

You mean Im not the only one? :shock:
Title: holy mission of the day
Post by: LMNO on February 24, 2005, 06:57:20 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: LMNOBuckled:
3. An instance of bending, warping, or crumpling; a bend or bulge.


As a mental image, it's pretty fierce.
Where do you guys learn these things?

I like like Alanis.
Ow! Don't hit me.

Me?  I just have a dictionary, and a vivid imagination.  McAssyStabbinationPants started it.
Title: holy mission of the day
Post by: gnimbley on February 24, 2005, 07:07:23 PM
I like Alanis too, even if Mal thinks she is whiney. I think she is
amazing for doing stuff with her voice that no one else would dare.
Title: holy mission of the day
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 24, 2005, 07:07:55 PM
Quote from: LMNOthat totally awesome McStab dude started it...

tattletail!!

8)
Title: holy mission of the day
Post by: agent compassion on February 24, 2005, 07:08:09 PM
Alanis is awesome.  8)
Title: holy mission of the day
Post by: Horab Fibslager on February 25, 2005, 12:36:54 PM
i like the one song,with tvhespecial effec ts on the voie. butthat wrecks it initself.. btw, i sing better morrison than morrson.
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