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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: slartibartfast++ on February 24, 2005, 11:03:30 AM

Title: magic works.
Post by: slartibartfast++ on February 24, 2005, 11:03:30 AM
magic works. last night i prayed to jeff goldblum really hard, and now i have no school today, cancelled because of snow, and not a single flake of snow has falllen yet.
Title: magic works.
Post by: gnimbley on February 24, 2005, 02:50:57 PM
Good thing you prayed to Jeff. Imagine what would have happened
if you had prayed to Drew Barrymore. (You must live in the south to
cancel school with no snow.)
Title: magic works.
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on February 24, 2005, 10:32:08 PM
In New York I remember a time when they canceled school because of predictions of feet of snow that never came true. That day was fun, but after that we got days when the busses skidded around the roads, and I think off once.
Title: Re: magic works.
Post by: Lurker on February 25, 2005, 06:36:50 AM
Quote from: slartibartfast++magic works. last night i prayed to jeff goldblum really hard, and now i have no school today, cancelled because of snow, and not a single flake of snow has falllen yet.

Heathen.

Pray to Spiro Agnew or perish.
Title: Re: magic works.
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on February 25, 2005, 07:58:17 AM
Quote from: Lurker
Quote from: slartibartfast++magic works. last night i prayed to jeff goldblum really hard, and now i have no school today, cancelled because of snow, and not a single flake of snow has falllen yet.

Heathen.

Pray to Spiro Agnew or perish.
Ok... there is that.
Title: Re: magic works.
Post by: Lurker on February 25, 2005, 08:04:18 AM
Quote from: ChaosGraves:AgentOfEris
Quote from: Lurker
Quote from: slartibartfast++magic works. last night i prayed to jeff goldblum really hard, and now i have no school today, cancelled because of snow, and not a single flake of snow has falllen yet.

Heathen.

Pray to Spiro Agnew or perish.
Ok... there is that.

There is only that.  Spiro is the alpha and omega.
Title: magic works.
Post by: Charlemagne on February 25, 2005, 08:06:26 AM
Or John Lennon. Now there's a guy you can trust to do your miracles for you.
Title: magic works.
Post by: Anonymous on February 25, 2005, 08:08:25 AM
Quote from: CharlemagneOr John Lennon. Now there's a guy you can trust to do your miracles for you.

You will be cast into a lake of fire.

Repent!  There's still time!  Spiro will forgive you, if you but ask!
Title: magic works.
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on February 25, 2005, 08:10:44 AM
Quote from: CharlemagneOr John Lennon. Now there's a guy you can trust to do your miracles for you.
Did you ever watch the beatles movies?!?!?

or are you thinking ringo starr and saying john lennon?!?!?
Title: magic works.
Post by: Lurker on February 25, 2005, 08:12:04 AM
Quote from: ChaosGraves:AgentOfEris
Quote from: CharlemagneOr John Lennon. Now there's a guy you can trust to do your miracles for you.
Did you ever watch the beatles movies?!?!?

or are you thinking ringo starr and saying john lennon?!?!?

It matters not.  They are both false prophets.

Only Spiro, and his disciple, John Dean, can save you.
Title: magic works.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 25, 2005, 03:04:44 PM
Quote from: CharlemagneOr John Lennon. Now there's a guy you can trust to do your miracles for you.

personally, I just can't shake the feeling that Mark David Chapman did us all a HUGE favor by offing that hippie wastoid idiot...

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Title: magic works.
Post by: gnimbley on February 25, 2005, 03:25:41 PM
You just lost a few points, turd.
Title: magic works.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 25, 2005, 03:35:38 PM
whatever. the Beatles fucking SUCKED. bad. just one man's humble opinion.

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Title: magic works.
Post by: gnimbley on February 25, 2005, 03:37:58 PM
You didn't live through it, brother.
Title: magic works.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 25, 2005, 03:39:15 PM
that's why it's just an opinion...

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Title: magic works.
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on February 25, 2005, 05:41:15 PM
Quote from: gnimbleyYou didn't live through it, brother.
Can I get an AMEN!  Plus, they made how many albums.  Their first one is completely different from their last.  And wasn't it about the last two, maybe three, you got a few Lennon songs, a few McCartney songs, one from Ringo, one from Harrison.  That is like saying an entire genre sucks, which usually, but not always, just means you don't like it, or you are an ass.  Take your pick.  

COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: magic works.
Post by: Horab Fibslager on February 25, 2005, 07:25:26 PM
Quote from: McStabwhatever. the Beatles fucking SUCKED. bad. just one man's humble opinion.

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everythign sucks in youropinion don't it? unless it really does suck, in which case you lik e it. wtf ever. i'm not a discordian.
Title: magic works.
Post by: gnimbley on February 25, 2005, 09:19:30 PM
I'll take the COOKIES!!!!!!!!

Everybody grows up listening to the music of their parents generation.
And then, suddenly, they discover something different. something cool,
something uniquely theirs. A new type of music. When they investigate
they find that the giants of that music are the artists that invented it.
And the truly great artists are those that redefine music. Not just do it
better than anyone else, but change the face of music. Elvis, Dylan,
Beethoven, Stravinsky. People who introduce a new way of making
music, a new voice, a new ear.

What makes the Beatles great is not that they did this.

But that they did it TWICE.
Title: magic works.
Post by: Horab Fibslager on February 25, 2005, 09:50:07 PM
yeah the beatles totally rock. it's quite a prgeression form their early stuff to their latter stuff,a nd it's ALL  good. even the early pop stuff. there's a guy id rink with that has like a hundred or so of their songs in mp3, and is always surprised that mso tof em get palyed on the radio on a regular basis.
Title: magic works.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 25, 2005, 10:24:53 PM
Elvis was a total fraud.

Chuck Berry shoulda ripped his tits off for it.

just saying.

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Title: magic works.
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on February 25, 2005, 11:29:21 PM
Quote from: gnimbleyI'll take the COOKIES!!!!!!!!

Everybody grows up listening to the music of their parents generation.
And then, suddenly, they discover something different. something cool,
something uniquely theirs. A new type of music. When they investigate
they find that the giants of that music are the artists that invented it.
And the truly great artists are those that redefine music. Not just do it
better than anyone else, but change the face of music. Elvis, Dylan,
Beethoven, Stravinsky. People who introduce a new way of making
music, a new voice, a new ear.

What makes the Beatles great is not that they did this.

But that they did it TWICE.
OK, at which point did they do that, er which time, um you may be right, but now you have me confused.  Here's some more cookies to help you think :wink:

BTW, thanks for being one of the few that gets it about the cookies... and pie.
Title: magic works.
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on February 25, 2005, 11:33:31 PM
Quote from: McStabElvis was a total fraud.

Chuck Berry shoulda ripped his tits off for it.

just saying.

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Elvis got paid because he sounded black enough to be played on the black stations, but looked white enough to go on Ed Sullivan.  He broke a lot of ground.  He did a lot of stupid things because he listened to other people.  Missed opportunites, opportunities that should have been passed by.  He screwed up like a lot of us do, but his mistakes made history.  Or at least the TV news.
Title: magic works.
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on February 26, 2005, 12:13:33 AM
Quote from: McStabwhatever. the Beatles fucking SUCKED. bad. just one man's humble opinion.

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um... the beatles were not a band when MDC finaly was able to get his revenge fantasy fulfilled against someone who's shadow he lived under who also happened to be someone he met exactly twice/// once to get his autograph on a copy of double fantasy and again later in the day when he was able to off his hero... funny about how so many "lone nut assassins" came from theat particular branch of the military at that point in time.

um... as I was saying the beatles had already broken up.
Title: magic works.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 26, 2005, 12:33:04 AM
yeah, and MDC ensured that we would NEVER have to deal with a reunion tour, or a Vegas special, or John doing telethons to help feed poor kids in africa, or any of that shit...plus, he pretty much got Yoko out of hte public eye, which was a good thing in and of itself...

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Title: magic works.
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on February 26, 2005, 07:24:24 AM
Quote from: McStabyeah, and MDC ensured that we would NEVER have to deal with a reunion tour, or a Vegas special, or John doing telethons to help feed poor kids in africa, or any of that shit...plus, he pretty much got Yoko out of hte public eye, which was a good thing in and of itself...

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the public eye was the best place for her... in the underground she released an album with sonic youth the beastie boys ween and cibo matto...

at least in the mainstream she could have done things with bands no one gives a fuck about anymore like u2...
Title: magic works.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 26, 2005, 05:38:55 PM
Quote from: McStabElvis was a total fraud.

Chuck Berry shoulda ripped his tits off for it.

just saying.

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Blasphemer.  Elvis is a perfect being.
Title: magic works.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 26, 2005, 05:40:53 PM
if you have not yet seen the movie "Bubba Hotep", please do so immediately...

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Title: magic works.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 26, 2005, 05:45:02 PM
Quote from: McStabif you have not yet seen the movie "Bubba Hotep", please do so immediately...

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Read Rankin's Armageddon, the Musical.
Title: magic works.
Post by: Cain on February 26, 2005, 05:46:00 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: McStabif you have not yet seen the movie "Bubba Hotep", please do so immediately...

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Read Rankin's Armageddon, the Musical.

Touche (damn it, cant get the thing above the e)
Title: magic works.
Post by: agent compassion on February 26, 2005, 06:24:50 PM
Bubba Hotep = teh win.

And Bruce Campbell's really nice, too. And he's an adopted Oregonian, nyeah.

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Title: magic works.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 26, 2005, 09:21:43 PM
of course he is...it's not like there's any such thing as a native Oregonian...

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Title: magic works.
Post by: agent compassion on February 26, 2005, 09:30:56 PM
Quoteit's not like there's any such thing as a native Oregonian...

Oh, there most definitely are. And you can tell them apart from everyone else because they're giant fucking MORONS. Even after 15 years here, when people ask me where I'm from, I usually say "Boston."

:twisted:
Title: magic works.
Post by: gnimbley on February 26, 2005, 11:57:27 PM
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