I have had enough an Oracle of Doom messing stuff up. The last thing we need in this world is another person telling us when the eschaton will be immanentized. Ah, why don't you just fucking immanentize the fucking eschaton so that Senior Limpio (nee Goat, nee Commie Bastard, nee Turd Ferguson) and I can get stoned with 23 virgins each.
Why, oh Oracle of Doom, not immanentize the eschaton? It would put you out of business if the world ends. What good is an Oracle of Doom when the days are reduced to bleak servitude or endless joy? In times like those what we need are Oracles of Dumb. And in troubled times like these, an Oracle of Dumb is just as useless or useful.
What, perchance, is an Oracle of Dumb? Technically speaking, an Oracle of Doom is a specialized Oracle of Dumb who seeks to project into the Future, whatever that may be. Although an Oracle of Doom is not an Oracle of Dumb, bot are Oracles. An oracle of Doom is a mouthpiece for a goddess. An oracle of Dumb speaks out against dumb stuff or speaks dumb stuff.
Oracles of Dumb are quintessentially mindfuckers, but it is good that they don't get around to mindfucks a whole lot or the eschaton would have been immanentized by now. As innovators of mindfuckery, they show but one side of their genius or subgenius. They may initiate other tactics to combat undesirables. Such tactics are perceived by the other oracles to be the same as trolls, but said oracles are blind to the present.
What this world needs is more Oracles of Dumb. We need more stupid stuff and people telling people it's stupid.
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I liked it, but for one little thing...
it's Limpio, not Limpo...big difference...
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Quote from: agent compassion|4m3...
I hereby declare agent compassion to be an oracle of lame. She may add the title "Oracle of Lame" to her name.
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Quote from: aini, oracle of dumbQuote from: agent compassion|4m3...
I hereby declare agent compassion to be an oracle of lame. She may add the title "Oracle of Lame" to her name.
I would disagree, but if Aini says it...
Isn't this a cute little thread?
I love it. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v295/SssBella/demon.gif)
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomIsn't this a cute little thread?
I love it. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v295/SssBella/demon.gif)
I now see the atractiveness of suicide.........
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: aini, oracle of dumbQuote from: agent compassion|4m3...
I hereby declare agent compassion to be an oracle of lame. She may add the title "Oracle of Lame" to her name.
I would disagree, but if Aini says it...
To be an oracle of doom you need not be involved in the immanentizing the eschaton, although for the sake of me and 23 others who could be enjoying 23 virgins each while stoned out of our gourds, you could help the progress of said immanentizing the eschaton.
To be an oracle of dumb one need not be dumb, but merely willing to speak out illuminating dumb (and possibly fake it through mindfuckery).
To be an oracle of lame, one needs only to spew when things are lame OR engage in really l4m3 stuff like writing in 1337, which is so last century lame. That is why Agent Compassion, Oracle of Lame, has her title.
I'm not interested in your frickin' title. There already were plenty of Oracles of Lame, if you ever watched "Almost Live" in the early seasons you could see them. Besides I have enough titles as it is, my business card's gonna be a foot wide.
And who the fuck says "spew" anymore? Hmm? Aini? The 90's called, they want their slang back!
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I prefer to think of myself as an Oracle of Dim. But thats just me.
Quote from: aini, oracle of dumbQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: aini, oracle of dumbQuote from: agent compassion|4m3...
I hereby declare agent compassion to be an oracle of lame. She may add the title "Oracle of Lame" to her name.
I would disagree, but if Aini says it...
To be an oracle of doom you need not be involved in the immanentizing the eschaton, although for the sake of me and 23 others who could be enjoying 23 virgins each while stoned out of our gourds, you could help the progress of said immanentizing the eschaton.
To be an oracle of dumb one need not be dumb, but merely willing to speak out illuminating dumb (and possibly fake it through mindfuckery).
To be an oracle of lame, one needs only to spew when things are lame OR engage in really l4m3 stuff like writing in 1337, which is so last century lame. That is why Agent Compassion, Oracle of Lame, has her title.
HEY! I'm at least TWICE as dumb as her!
I hereby declare myself High Epopt of Dumb!
Quote from: eh kneeme and 23 others who could be enjoying 23 virgins each
Um, Aini, there's a small problem with the contract...seems when you signed on as an OOD, you didn't read the small print well enough...well, long story short, it's not "23 virgins." It's "23 Virginians."
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Quote from: agent compassionQuote from: eh kneeme and 23 others who could be enjoying 23 virgins each
Um, Aini, there's a small problem with the contract...seems when you signed on as an OOD, you didn't read the small print well enough...well, long story short, it's not "23 virgins." It's "23 Virginians."
(http://www.kucinich.us/phpBB2/images/smiles/102.gif)
Either way, the muslims are getting more. :(
Quote from: agent compassionQuote from: eh kneeme and 23 others who could be enjoying 23 virgins each
Um, Aini, there's a small problem with the contract...seems when you signed on as an OOD, you didn't read the small print well enough...well, long story short, it's not "23 virgins." It's "23 Virginians."
(http://www.kucinich.us/phpBB2/images/smiles/102.gif)
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!
TGRR,
Spontaneously channelled Howie "the mad hatter" Dean upon reading that hideous concept.
Quote from: agent compassion...if you ever watched "Almost Live" in the early seasons...
holy shit...I haven't even thought about that show in forever...that show was fuckin' HILARIOUS, yo!
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Too right. Unfortunately the station won't allow the episodes to be distributed in any way shape or form, not even for sale. The only ones that can be seen are the ones Comedy Central bought the rights to - and they haven't played those in YEARS. I have some really shitty copies of some of those, though.
"Be nice or Billy will bonk you!"
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umm...I just soiled myself when I saw that NSRA logo, just so ya know...
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Quote from: Mister Commie McClean GoatBastard Stabbypants Macouts Fergusonumm...I just soiled myself when I saw that NSRA logo, just so ya know...
In a good way I hope? I like the way the smiley turned out. Kinda enigmatic....
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Quote from: KenseiI prefer to think of myself as an Oracle of Dim. But thats just me.
Do what pleases you. We need more oracles, and preferable not Oracles of Doom unless they are working on immanentizing the eschaton (which would put them out of business) so that we may each be zonked out of our collective gourds with 23 virgins.
I hereby dub myself an Oracle of "Damn!"
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Zorga thinks aini is the Oracle of Flame.
Run away little troll fairy.
Oracle of Rum!
:lol:
Would you like some, gnimbley?
who wants to dance with....the oracle of rhumba? :D
Yes!! Zorga loves to dance.
How perceptive of you, dear man.
sings: long and tall and doo doo doo...that girl from principia...doo doo
<rhumbas back to the bar>
Did someone say "bar"?
Zorga will go with you.
someone call?
There you are!
Zorga has been looking for you.
<OB arrives with quality rum>
we've got the usual stuff and a bottle of rum with this chunky gook floating in it.
hey, OB...while you're here, I'd love a Dark & Stormy...
1/2 Gosling's Black Seal rum
1/2 Ginger Beer (preferrably one with some bite)
poured over ice in a tall glass
1 wedge of lime, crushed
2 drops Angostura bitters
stir.
drink.
repeat as necessary.
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Quote from: The Open Bar...we've got the usual stuff and a bottle of rum with this chunky gook floating in it.
ya know, the racial epithet is bad enough, but d'ya have to make fun of fat people in the same sentence?
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And what about those of us who are buoyantly challenged? Hmmm?
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::slides slowly under the table::
Ahhh....
Hey! I was under here first.
But that's okay, there's room for at least two.
Hey, I have an idea.
::puts a small space heater under the table, and then throws a large blanket over the table so that it drapes over all the edges to the floor::
Now we have a korsi! 8)
Yahoo. We're playing fort!
;:scoot scoot::
Hey can I play fort too? :D
But how can the waiter bring our drinks if we're all under here? I brought flashlights.
i'll stay up here and taste test the drink for uh poison. yeah that's right. if anyone wants to pointon the drinks, they'll jsut have to poison me first.
No worries, Hoshiko.
::brings out a tall flagpole::
::hangs from it the black flag of the CLF::
::sticks it out from under the table and waves feebly::
He'll be here any minute now.... 8)
I love playing fort, \x/007!!
::returns to the fort with Mal-4 and a tray of drinks::
I think Mang must've gone to bed already...::sets the drinks down::
Whee! ::scoot::
<sees CLF drink/fort fest>
ok, i really need to sleep...but first...<gets Senor L his drinks>
'night everybody!
This is getting crowded.
Time to annex another table and a couple more blankets.
<mangrove emerges from office with spare blankets>
enjoy
'Night Mang! :mrgreen:
I just checked the roster...I'm getting drunk under a table and blankets with a bunch of girls...and I thought sunday was gonna suck...
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Ok, who gave the baby a drink?
See that table over there in the corner? It has food on it. I say we annex that one next, and take the spoils.
Quote from: Se?±or LimpioQuote from: The Open Bar...we've got the usual stuff and a bottle of rum with this chunky gook floating in it.
ya know, the racial epithet is bad enough, but d'ya have to make fun of fat people in the same sentence?
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apologies - use of language unclear. chunky as in 'contains chunks...of fairy'
gook rhymes with book or look (rather than a long vowel sound) and is an alternative to 'gunk' or some other word to describe something unidentifiable and a bit gross.
no offense was intended to anyone of korean extraction and exhibiting excess body mass
please strain the aforementioned bottle before drinking
it's too late for that now...the Fat Uptight Confederation of Koreans is already on the march....
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Quote from: HoshiKo, a Family CompanyOk, who gave the baby a drink?
See that table over there in the corner? It has food on it. I say we annex that one next, and take the spoils.
I gave the baby sparkling cider, don't worry, any bizarre behavior she exhibits is most likely due to the fact that her blood is 23% caffeine.
::hoists the CLF flag and faces the buffet table::
ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!
:swipes a few muffins from the buffet and heads for the table with a bottle of Sake:
Mmmmmm............sake.
::pillages the buffet for all of its chocolate::
::and coldcuts::
::and ranch dip::
::and BEER!::
Ahh, the spoils of war. 8)
chocolate dipped in ranch dressing?
BRILLIANT!!
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Passes some sake to Bella, eats chocolate sans ranch, and tries to avoid bumpinginto anyone or knocking over glasses under the crowded table
::takes vat of pickles and olives::
::dips in chocolate::
Mmmm.
Chocolate!!!!!!!!!!
*steals chocolate and dips leeks in it*
Quote from: Zakari, Oracle of LeeksChocolate!!!!!!!!!!
*steals chocolate and dips leeks in it*
You're drunk again, aren't you? :evil:
Only a drunken person would forget the garlic powder when dipping leeks in chocolate.
Me? Drunk? :lol:
Sorry, but I like to think of it as mild hypoxia. Better than having to admit they won't let me consume alcohol yet.
And I didn't know about the garlic!
*dips the leeks in garlic then in the chocolate*
Mmmmmm....choco-garlic leeks...
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OhOh, I forgot the farie juice!
/me dips leeks into the farie juice then the garlic powder then the chocolate
MMMMmMmMmMMMmmm.. aini coated choco-garlic leeks...just like my Ma used to make.
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Pah, everyone knows teh best drunk food is deep fried peas and spaghetti with custard... :roll:
peas? PEAS?! Blasphemer!!!! Everyone knows its deep fried spinach!
:roll:
To be honest, it doesnt matter so long as you dont try to recreate bread by puting flour, yeast and warm water in your mouth and mixing it together....
You guys stop it!
You're making me hungry again. :evil:
Hey! I just noticed you changed your name to Senor Leek.
That's pretty funny. :P
Who wants peanut butter and venison sandwiches?
With ranch dressing, of course. 8)
Quote from: Se?±or LimpioI wanna join too! will there be cookies and pie and flirting?
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Quote from: ScribeQuote from: Se?±or Limpio McStabbyPants McGee
I wanna join too! will there be cookies and pie and flirting?
Cool
I thought he was already under the table with the girls! Or did we lose him in the Battle of the Buffet?
Quote from: agent compassionQuote from: ScribeQuote from: Se?±or Limpio McStabbyPants McGee
I wanna join too! will there be cookies and pie and flirting?
Cool
I thought he was already under the table with the girls! Or did we lose him in the Battle of the Buffet?
I dont know. I just felt it was a brilliant quote that needed to be resurrected. :twisted:
I proclaim this thread to be hijacked!
Well done, everybody! Hoist the Jolly Roger!
No, not you, Rog. You just sit there & look... pretty.
Yeah, it turned into a great party thread didn't it?
But now my head's feeling kind of fuzzy and I can't find my shoes.
Who spiked that sake with water!?!?
::takes the opportunity to massage Bella's feet::
Well, thank you. :D
Anyone know where I put my coat?
Coat? Why, you going somewhere?
::refills Bella's sake glass::
I thought I'd just run down the street and get some more tequila.
With St Hugh being back and all, we're gonna need a lot more cactus juice.
But that can wait until I drink this glass of breakfast you just poured.
::continues massage::
Don't worry 'bout that. I got a "friend" down at the Open Bar...
::pulls a mutable, pulsing ball of light from his pocket::
It's a pet State Vector. I call him Victor.
Victor! Case of tequila!
::a flash of light, and a case of 100% agave, single-oak-barrel tequila appears::
This post declares the next post to be an oracle of lame.
Thats nice, but I really dont want or need any titles.
::stabs the previous post::
*Looks to what Hugh did previously, then laughs*
Quote from: LMNO
::a flash of light, and a case of 100% agave, single-oak-barrel tequila appears::
Do we have any salt left?
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: LMNO
::a flash of light, and a case of 100% agave, single-oak-barrel tequila appears::
Do we have any salt left?
::whispers to Victor the Vector::
::FLASH::
::5 kinds of salt appear- Kosher, Iodized, Sea Salt, Salt hand packed from the Dead Sea, and the bitter salt made from human tears::
::a lime tree bursts from the ground, heavy with fruit::
I love this little guy!
Quote from: LMNO
bitter salt made from human tears::
Oooh. My favorite kind of salt.
Ow!! The party's still on I see. :twisted: I thought I missed it and all.
:Asks the vector for some hawaiian pizza:
While I'm up, anyone else want something?
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: LMNO
bitter salt made from human tears::
Oooh. My favorite kind of salt.
I prefer licking the faces of weeping fools. Straight from the tap, as it were.
That's so cruel!
:weeps:
Quote from: Bob the BabyThat's so cruel!
:weeps:
::lick::
::tequila shot::
Hey, while you're up, some corn nuts would be fantastic.
Thanks...
Quote from: Bob the Baby:Asks the vector for some hawaiian pizza:
While I'm up, anyone else want something?
I wouldn't mind a blanket or a afgan or something. It's freezing in here.
And some hot soup would be nice.
And crackers. Dont' forget the crackers. animal shaped, please.
:passes various things from the vector:
:Is licked:
Got anymore tequilla?
Quote from: LMNO::continues massage::
Don't worry 'bout that. I got a "friend" down at the Open Bar...
::pulls a mutable, pulsing ball of light from his pocket::
It's a pet State Vector. I call him Victor.
Victor! Case of tequila!
::a flash of light, and a case of 100% agave, single-oak-barrel tequila appears::
Still got plenty, Bob-o...
Thanks. And I do need to kill the bacteria I've got in my throat.
Quote from: Scribe*Looks to what Hugh did previously, then laughs*
How you enjoying your new life as a zombie?
*finishes off tequila*
*burps*
*goes to find more tequila*
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: Scribe*Looks to what Hugh did previously, then laughs*
How you enjoying your new life as a zombie?
*finishes off tequila*
*burps*
*goes to find more tequila*
Not bad, not bad. Question, is tequila the best preservative for my slightly rotting flesh?
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: LMNO
::a flash of light, and a case of 100% agave, single-oak-barrel tequila appears::
Do we have any salt left?
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/salt.gif)
He said all you need to know about it.
Tequila is for one's mind, my friend.