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Principia Discordia => Literate Chaotic => Topic started by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 01, 2005, 12:47:34 PM

Title: CHEF SUCKS!
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 01, 2005, 12:47:34 PM
But not as much as aini!
Title: CHEF SUCKS!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 01, 2005, 03:34:13 PM
CHEF is OK...

Aini fucking PWNS.

8)
Title: CHEF SUCKS!
Post by: Cyric_The_Mad on March 01, 2005, 09:28:05 PM
Calling out the trolls, eh?
This should be interesting.
::grabs the popcorn and booze::
:twisted:  8)
Title: CHEF SUCKS!
Post by: Bella on March 01, 2005, 09:39:19 PM
Quote from: Cyric_The_MadCalling out the trolls, eh?
This should be interesting.
::grabs the popcorn and booze::
:twisted:  8)
My popcorn popper broke. :evil:
I'll bring some booze if you'll share that popcorn.
Title: CHEF SUCKS!
Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 01, 2005, 09:44:18 PM
i've tonne sof popcorn if you've got booze.
Title: CHEF SUCKS!
Post by: Bella on March 01, 2005, 09:46:14 PM
I got the booze.
My landlords' best friend owns a brewery.
He and his wife just brought me a case of the good stuff.
Title: CHEF SUCKS!
Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 01, 2005, 09:48:17 PM
goodstuff, i have one a 2/6 boxes of popcorn here
Title: CHEF SUCKS!
Post by: Bella on March 01, 2005, 09:49:41 PM
Okey dokey then. We're in business.
Title: CHEF SUCKS!
Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 01, 2005, 09:54:29 PM
i ahve a nearly full bag of kethcup chips but i can't share for religious reasons...


yes shall not share of your kethcup chips, but devour them greedily unto yourself, verily
-teh book of munchies, 16:7
Title: CHEF SUCKS!
Post by: Bella on March 01, 2005, 09:58:12 PM
I'd say that's pretty clear.
Now you know why I can't share my M&M's. 8)
Title: CHEF SUCKS!
Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 01, 2005, 10:01:08 PM
and ye sahll not share of thjy m&m's and munch on them righteously, beign that they are your m&m's an dhsould be aten righteously by thee.
-the book of munchies 18:7
Title: CHEF SUCKS!
Post by: Bella on March 01, 2005, 10:03:25 PM
Quote from: horab, oracle of nopants!and ye sahll not share of thjy m&m's and munch on them righteously, beign that they are your m&m's an dhsould be aten righteously by thee.
-the book of munchies 18:7
I think I'll make one of those little embroidery thingees with this phrase written on it.
It's the most beautiful scripture ever, don't you think?
Title: Re: CHEF SUCKS!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 01, 2005, 10:33:07 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCBut not as much as aini!

What an amazing coincidence.

http://principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=4256

Why must you test?
Title: CHEF SUCKS!
Post by: Anonymous on March 02, 2005, 12:39:09 AM
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5 boxes of muchies to watch the chaos insue.  Sounds about right.  You guys can keep the booze, I'll stick with my Diet Dew.  I'm worse than aini and Chef put together when I drink, so I don't :shock:
Title: CHEF SUCKS!
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on March 02, 2005, 12:40:35 AM
The above was me, I have no idea how I got logged out :roll:
Title: CHEF SUCKS!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 02, 2005, 12:45:02 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyThe above was me, I have no idea how I got logged out :roll:

Chef???  BEHAVE YOURSELF, YOU TONGAN SAVAGE!

::beats chef with a Samoan warclub::
Title: CHEF SUCKS!
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on March 02, 2005, 01:06:12 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyThe above was me, I have no idea how I got logged out :roll:

Chef???  BEHAVE YOURSELF, YOU TONGAN SAVAGE!

::beats chef with a Samoan warclub::
Chef saw what happened to aini, didn't he?  Well, I'm not sure what happened actually, she seems to have disappeared again, hmm... maybe her hard drive burst into flames or something :shock:  :?  :twisted:
Title: CHEF SUCKS!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 02, 2005, 01:08:50 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyThe above was me, I have no idea how I got logged out :roll:

Chef???  BEHAVE YOURSELF, YOU TONGAN SAVAGE!

::beats chef with a Samoan warclub::
Chef saw what happened to aini, didn't he?  Well, I'm not sure what happened actually, she seems to have disappeared again, hmm... maybe her hard drive burst into flames or something :shock:  :?  :twisted:

I just use habanero peppers to calm Chef down.

Mostly.
Title: CHEF SUCKS!
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on March 02, 2005, 01:10:42 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

I just use habanero peppers to calm Chef down.

Mostly.
That mostly calms him down, or that is what you use, mostly.  Because I am pretty sure that would not calm me down.
Title: CHEF SUCKS!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 02, 2005, 01:11:36 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

I just use habanero peppers to calm Chef down.

Mostly.
That mostly calms him down, or that is what you use, mostly.  Because I am pretty sure that would not calm me down.[/quote]

You just have to give the savage a taste of the glory that is habanero.

He gets the idea fast.
Title: Re: CHEF SUCKS!
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 03, 2005, 06:40:36 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCBut not as much as aini!

What an amazing coincidence.

http://principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=4256

Why must you test?

Chef actually doesn't suck. He just needed some habaneros.
Title: Re: CHEF SUCKS!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2005, 11:19:22 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCBut not as much as aini!

What an amazing coincidence.

http://principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=4256

Why must you test?

Chef actually doesn't suck. He just needed some habaneros.

On a daily fucking basis.  You have NO idea what it's like when a 320 Lb Tongan gets an habaneros jones.

I find myself driving the van to La Chiquita Mexicana grocery store in the middle of the night.  Scary neighborhood, but it's the only place open at that hour that has them fresh.
Title: CHEF SUCKS!
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 04, 2005, 03:38:13 AM
The things we do to stay alive.
Title: CHEF SUCKS!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2005, 02:26:24 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCThe things we do to stay alive.

Troof.  You wouldn't believe the looks I get from the locals...stumbling through a Mexican supermarket dragging a 20 Lb warclub, and mumbling about teef and baggies.

Anyone else would be locked up, but they know me.  They are my people.
Title: CHEF SUCKS!
Post by: Chef on March 14, 2005, 09:51:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCThe things we do to stay alive.

Troof.  You wouldn't believe the looks I get from the locals...stumbling through a Mexican supermarket dragging a 20 Lb warclub, and mumbling about teef and baggies.

Anyone else would be locked up, but they know me.  They are my people.

MY PEEPS NOW.

CHEF D,
IS QUETZALCOATL.
Title: CHEF SUCKS!
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 16, 2005, 08:50:12 AM
That can suck.

I KNOW ALL ABOUT Huitzilopochtli, man. Watch out.