The principiadiscordia forum is not immortal. Eris is dying. The governmental Christians for a happy shiny tomorrow shoved a golden clove of garlic down her throat and She only has a few moments left to live. This forum is now the great gray monolith of Grayface. Usurped and pwned!!!!!!
Thank you. Come again.
meep!?
garlic of DOOM???
arrrrrrrrr nooo for so we die let her shall not!
Bah.
BAH, I say!
Eris dying, you say? Hah! You fill me with giggles.
Just because things are grey right now means She's dying?
Hell, shes just got a little fever. She'll be back in no time.
If Eris could truly be killed, it would have happened long ago.
You, know, it's probably not even that. She's hiding. Eris is playing Hide-and-Seek with us. We're it. It's our job to find her. Big deal.
Remember... Goddess likes to fuck with us.
eris doesn't die, she takes naps.
there is no grey anywhere
I saw eris disguised as the buddha once so I killed her... well the shell she was wearing at the time.
By definition doesn't existance have to end eventually? I dunno...that sounds like a stupid stupid question....but Imma gonna ask it anyway.
And Eris isn't a vampire, so why the fuck should garlic effect her?
Well, actually She is immortal. She can be stifled but not killed. Besides, She has Her good points. She kicks the ass out of fnords. Unfortunately, I'm one of the lowly fnord underlings She de-asses, and the butt probe tickles. As for Grayface, He's an immortal God too, who has His good points and His evil points. Good: we'd all be cavemen if it weren't for the vast ordered cities of gray. Bad: Oppression, intolerance, and condemnation of anything not abiding in His parameters of order. Kill Grayface!
Quote from: Saint Zurtok Ah.D.By definition doesn't existance have to end eventually? I dunno...that sounds like a stupid stupid question....but Imma gonna ask it anyway.
And Eris isn't a vampire, so why the fuck should garlic effect her?
No, existence doesn't end, but it always changes even when it stays the same. And I sometimes I think of Eris as a vampire, but that's probly just my hallucinations of Loki fucking with my head.
Quote from: ?Good: we'd all be cavemen if it weren't for the vast ordered cities of gray.
Wait, what's so bad about being a caveman, opie?
I'd much rather live in the forest, eat mammoth, and score with whatever hot cavewoman I wanted all day that go to work in the morning. (Not that I'm suckered enough to actually have a job. I'm a latter-day caveman)
Fuck your bullshit anti-troglodytism
Quote from: Chaplin_Sinatra_FonzarellQuote from: ?Good: we'd all be cavemen if it weren't for the vast ordered cities of gray.
Wait, what's so bad about being a caveman, opie?
I'd much rather live in the forest, eat mammoth, and score with whatever hot cavewoman I wanted all day that go to work in the morning. (Not that I'm suckered enough to actually have a job. I'm a latter-day caveman)
Fuck your bullshit anti-troglodytism
And they call this "progress". :lol:
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That's why I said it was one of His good points.
Quote from: Toobisbeing a caveman would be SWEET. If I had a big club and caveman muscles, I could tell my mom to get off her worthless ASS and go pick me some berries! Then I could go get it on with whatever girl I wanted becaues they wouldn't even be able to say no! They wouldn't be able to say ANYTHING. That would be the best thing EVER!
What was the lifespan of the average caveman?
a better question would be: is that the real Toobis, and if so, can he send me an autograph?
8)
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Chaplin_Sinatra_FonzarellQuote from: ?Good: we'd all be cavemen if it weren't for the vast ordered cities of gray.
Wait, what's so bad about being a caveman, opie?
I'd much rather live in the forest, eat mammoth, and score with whatever hot cavewoman I wanted all day that go to work in the morning. (Not that I'm suckered enough to actually have a job. I'm a latter-day caveman)
Fuck your bullshit anti-troglodytism
And they call this "progress". :lol:
Damned Green Anarchites is what they are.
Quote from: TrixThe principiadiscordia forum is not immortal. Eris is dying. The governmental Christians for a happy shiny tomorrow shoved a golden clove of garlic down her throat and She only has a few moments left to live. This forum is now the great gray monolith of Grayface. Usurped and pwned!!!!!!
Thank you. Come again.
Pshah!
Eris likes garlic by the way. And don't piss Her off. Look at the world the way it is already.
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Chaplin_Sinatra_FonzarellQuote from: ?Good: we'd all be cavemen if it weren't for the vast ordered cities of gray.
Wait, what's so bad about being a caveman, opie?
I'd much rather live in the forest, eat mammoth, and score with whatever hot cavewoman I wanted all day that go to work in the morning. (Not that I'm suckered enough to actually have a job. I'm a latter-day caveman)
Fuck your bullshit anti-troglodytism
And they call this "progress". :lol:
Damned Green Anarchites is what they are.
I'm not saying I want to go back to living as cavemen right now. That'd be really fucking boring. I'd miss my library and Conan O'Brien and futon and records and DXM and penicillin. I,Äôm just saying, if we were cavemen right now, and we were taking a vote whether to stay cavemen, I,Äôd strongly vote for it.
i'd vote for it too
cavemen are easier to outrun
than cruise missiles
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i'd vote for it too
cavemen are easier to outrun
than cruise missiles
You ever seen any spears being thrown? Or how about arrows being launched? Trust me, the second you see it coming is about enough time for you to gasp before it impales you. That's if you see it coming.