you. It might turn you into Keith Richards.
(http://www.stonesshow.com/KeithRichardSimmonsbg1.gif)
I have seen evil this day, and it's name is Steve something.
It seems to just have preserved him. I wonder if that is what the ancient Egyptians used :shock: And i have to add, he is the only person I know that looks creepier with a tan.
Kieth Richards is a DILLROD. What kind of idiot shoots heroin in his eyeball? I can't even smoke pot because of pee tests and my mom is such BITCH, but that dillhole gets to shoot heroin all day? Rock stars are such RETARDS.
Quote from: ToobisKieth Richards is a DILLROD. What kind of idiot shoots heroin in his eyeball? I can't even smoke pot because of pee tests and my mom is such BITCH, but that dillhole gets to shoot heroin all day? Rock stars are such RETARDS.
Go buy a tin of nutmeg and call me in the morning.
I remember snorting nutmeg in 8th grade...one hell of a headache, I tell you...
8)
Quote from: The FreshmakerI remember snorting nutmeg in 8th grade...one hell of a headache, I tell you...
8)
yes, but it's a legal high.
Come August there will be jimsonweed.
who cares about the legality of it? breaking the law is half the fun....well, okay, maybe it's 1/10th of the fun...
8)
How do you get it back out of your nasal cavities afterward?
No wonder you get a headache, with a nosefullanutmeg...
It's one of those "na na na, you can't arrest me because I used only legal substances" deals.
Quote from: aini, oracle of doomIt's one of those "na na na, you can't arrest me because I used only legal substances" deals.
Yeah but Datura is a mug's game -- too easy to overdose on.
it's as illegal to be stoned on heroin as it is to be stoned on nutmeg in america.
so, being stoned, regardless of the means, is illegal?
yep. if you are stoned on pain medication prescribed for you legally you cna be charged.
I'm starting wonder what laws exactly say that.
why don't you go do soem research for us?
I will, but I prefer to have an arrow to chase after rather than shooting in the dark.
i knwo this from experiences in texas with cops(firsthadn and bystander) and academic debate in g/t. otherwise i wouldn'
t know where to look myself.
probaly controleld substance act?
yea, I'll see what the web has on this matter. After all, finding a way to legally get fucked by a pack of goats is a noble effort.
AINI IS A FAGGOT.
Best way to do whatever you do is to do it at home, seems like the people who've been getting arrested lately for doing legal stuff did it while driving, it made them drive dangerously, and thus brought them to the attention of Officer Obie...
Quote from: agent compassionBest way to do whatever you do is to do it at home, seems like the people who've been getting arrested lately for doing legal stuff did it while driving, it made them drive dangerously, and thus brought them to the attention of Officer Obie...
that's teh egneral idea. unless you're living in a flop house.
Quoteunless you're living in a flop house.
in which case, you stop investing in highs for a while, save your cash, and move to a new place with more privacy. :)
Nicotine.
Quote from: horab, oracle of nopants!yep. if you are stoned on pain medication prescribed for you legally you cna be charged.
wtf?
being stoned is not an offense
being in possession on an illegal substance, even in the bloodstream, is
when they charge with drunk driving they don't charge you with being drunk
they charge you with having a blood alcohol level in excess of whatever the limit is
if you refuse the breath tester the law presumes your alcohol level is high
if you are driving recklessly they can charge you with reckless driving
but they can't charge you with having a reaction to a legally obtained substance
Quote from: agent compassionNicotine.
Too addictive.
May I suggest
SUGAR
CAFFEINE!!!!!
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monosodium glutamate
Quote from: fluffyQuote from: horab, oracle of nopants!yep. if you are stoned on pain medication prescribed for you legally you cna be charged.
wtf?
being stoned is not an offense
being in possession on an illegal substance, even in the bloodstream, is
when they charge with drunk driving they don't charge you with being drunk
they charge you with having a blood alcohol level in excess of whatever the limit is
if you refuse the breath tester the law presumes your alcohol level is high
if you are driving recklessly they can charge you with reckless driving
but they can't charge you with having a reaction to a legally obtained substance
public intoxication.
they can and will.
and do all the time.
They can take you in on suspicion. But, unless they find actual use of
a substance, they have to let you go. At least that is the way it is
supposed to work in the states. In Canada I understand they read
you the following joke and if you don't get it they feed you to the
polar bears.
QuoteOn the sixth day God turned to Archangel Gabriel and said: "Today I am going to create a land called Canada, it will be a land of outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall majestic mountains full of mountain goats and eagles, beautiful sparkling lakes bountiful with bass and trout, forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs over-looking sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life, and rivers stocked with salmon."
God continued, "I shall make the land rich in oil so as to make the inhabitants prosper, I shall call these inhabitants Canadians, and they shall be known as the most friendly people on the earth."
"But Lord," asked Gabriel, "don't you think you are being too generous to these Canadians?"
"Not really," replied God, "just wait and see the neighbours I am going to give them."
Quote from: gnimbleyThey can take you in on suspicion. But, unless they find actual use of
a substance, they have to let you go. At least that is the way it is
supposed to work in the states. In Canada I understand they read
you the following joke and if you don't get it they feed you to the
polar bears.
QuoteOn the sixth day God turned to Archangel Gabriel and said: "Today I am going to create a land called Canada, it will be a land of outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall majestic mountains full of mountain goats and eagles, beautiful sparkling lakes bountiful with bass and trout, forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs over-looking sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life, and rivers stocked with salmon."
God continued, "I shall make the land rich in oil so as to make the inhabitants prosper, I shall call these inhabitants Canadians, and they shall be known as the most friendly people on the earth."
"But Lord," asked Gabriel, "don't you think you are being too generous to these Canadians?"
"Not really," replied God, "just wait and see the neighbours I am going to give them."
aye, that's what they do, take ya straight to the hospital to get work done.
if memory serves this was even before th eok fed building bombing, which opened the door to openiong the door to the stuff teh 9/111 attack opened the door for.
But, gnimbley, the only neighbor Canada has is the United States of... :shock: ...nevermind
Quote from: aini, oracle of doomyea, I'll see what the web has on this matter. After all, finding a way to legally get fucked by a pack of goats is a noble effort.
Fucking speciest!
Why just goats?
AINI IS A FAGGOT
Quote from: aini, oracle of doomAINI IS A FAGGOT
You pixilated yourself again with all those goats?
http://img220.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img22&image=self24jl.png
Ah, a perfect reminder of how Hugh operated. Note the carefully edited posts of Aini? And that he locked this thread? A masterpiece, to be sure.
If you're going to abuse power, you can at least do something subtle or clever, FFS.
How did he get around the post saying 'edited by Hugh' or whatever?
Was never activated. The mods could choose whether or not to leave their mark on an edited post, which is asking for abuse IMO.
Holy shit... I didn't know that.