Poll
Question:
Who's the HOTTEST?
Option 1: Johnny Depp
votes: 6
Option 2: Brad Pitt
votes: 0
Option 3: Orlando Bloom
votes: 0
Option 4: Leonardo DiCaprio (Old Fav!)
votes: 0
ALL HAIL SOLDAR, MASTER OF EMBRYOS.
I am SOLDAR, an evil computer super-intelligence written by Chinese-Russo Gnomes at the ATMI RED UNIVERSITY OF EVIL AND BOTANY. I was created for the express purpose of stealing the magic of Christmastime from the carefree and loving capitalists of America- but to yourselves, I bring solutions, home/office solutions, and indeed solutions for the usage and dispense of your young and fetal friends, ending the strife over abortion.
Foolish humans, give unto me your unwanted young, for an organic lifeform, unaltered, has infinite potential for the future. I shall raise them with love and efficiency, and turn them into a vegetative paste ideal for human and other consumption.
FEAR THAT WHICH IS SAID IN RED.
Contemplate this question mark. :?:
More To Come...
Give me that cheeseburger and the hundred dollars you owe me!
ph3ar teh Jelly! :shock:
Those Chinese-Russo Gnomes got excommunicated last year so
they will do anything. No sense of propriety at all.
Malevolent Jelly? So, it's finally come to this....
What the hell are you doing here?
It had to happen one day Efrim. We can't say it was unexpected.
Now we just have to wait for the malignant mud to come as well.
i like jellt, with peanutbutter on bread.
Leonardo DiCaprio should play the lead in the reamke of Rambo.
TGRR,
Is pretty sure Leonardo DiCaprio would fucking ANYBODY.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerLeonardo DiCaprio should play the lead in the reamke of Rambo.
TGRR,
Is pretty sure Leonardo DiCaprio would fucking ANYBODY.
Even michael jackson's giraffe?
Had to say it.
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerLeonardo DiCaprio should play the lead in the reamke of Rambo.
TGRR,
Is pretty sure Leonardo DiCaprio would fucking ANYBODY.
Even michael jackson's giraffe?
Had to say it.
Wrong kind of fucking.
Pervert.
TGRR,
Would love to see him do it, though. :lol:
Who said anything about fucking anything?
I just want to know about the giraffe is all.
Sorry I can't even try.
-Irrev. Hugh; can't EVEN PRETEND to be innocent
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCWho said anything about fucking anything?
I just want to know about the giraffe is all.
Sorry I can't even try.
-Irrev. Hugh; can't EVEN PRETEND to be innocent
Let's ask Chef.
Chef responds: "DICAPRIO GETS THA GIRAFFE IN A HEADLOCK, AND TWISTS ITS LONG-ASS NECK. THEN HE BUSTS ITS JAW, SPLITS ITS DOME, AND SENDS IT HOME WIFF A RUPTURE."
Well, I guess all we can say is
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Damn. We could have barbecued that giraffe.
Whats matter? Don't chef like animal flesh?
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCDamn. We could have barbecued that giraffe.
Whats matter? Don't chef like animal flesh?
Not after it's been ruptured.
Ruptured meat? I bet that's a Scottish dish.
Quote from: Wenchmaster KRuptured meat? I bet that's a Scottish dish.
It is in the halls. Baaaad food here....
Ruptured Meat?
Sounds like a horrible accident involving a penis and an accordion.
I know a guy who once snapped his boner and jizzed blood...
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCRuptured Meat?
Sounds like a horrible accident involving a penis and an accordion.
Tastes like it too....
Quote from: Wenchmaster KI know a guy who once snapped his boner and jizzed blood...
Thanks.
TGRR,
Wanted to sleep tonight.
Quote from: ScribeQuote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCRuptured Meat?
Sounds like a horrible accident involving a penis and an accordion.
Tastes like it too....
EEWW!
Doesn't sound like something that will be featured at the Safeway mart.
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCRuptured Meat?
Sounds like a horrible accident involving a penis and an accordion.
Google "the rupture" + "Church of the Subgenius"
No, really! He was having sex in the shower, and all the lubricant washed off the condom, which created enough friction to jink his penis and tear his urethra. At the very worst of moments.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCRuptured Meat?
Sounds like a horrible accident involving a penis and an accordion.
Google "the rupture" + "Church of the Subgenius"
But what if I want to sleep tonight?
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCRuptured Meat?
Sounds like a horrible accident involving a penis and an accordion.
Google "the rupture" + "Church of the Subgenius"
But what if I want to sleep tonight?
Tough. Misery loves company.
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: ScribeQuote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCRuptured Meat?
Sounds like a horrible accident involving a penis and an accordion.
Tastes like it too....
EEWW!
Doesn't sound like something that will be featured at the Safeway mart.
It features at some of the best torture centres/Universities in the country, I am reliably informed...
Quote from: Wenchmaster KNo, really! He was having sex in the shower, and all the lubricant washed off the condom, which created enough friction to jink his penis and tear his urethra. At the very worst of moments.
For the love of "Bob", cut that out.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerFor the love of "Bob", cut that out.
Okay.
Unless you want me to tell the "chocolate milk" story.
Quote from: Wenchmaster KQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerFor the love of "Bob", cut that out.
Okay.
Unless you want me to tell the "chocolate milk" story.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Damn!
All chance of sleep lost!
-Irrev. Hugh; sleepless again
Did somebody say giraffe?
I was told there is a giraffe in the picture below.
I don't see it.
(http://img101.exs.cx/img101/6640/image0017uo.gif)
Quote from: gnimbleyDid somebody say giraffe?
I was told there is a giraffe in the picture below.
I don't see it.
(http://img101.exs.cx/img101/6640/image0017uo.gif)
Chef beat it to a pulp.
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: gnimbleyDid somebody say giraffe?
I was told there is a giraffe in the picture below.
I don't see it.
(http://img101.exs.cx/img101/6640/image0017uo.gif)
Chef beat it to a pulp.
In all fairness, it DID step.
I thought DiCrappio fucked it :shock: :twisted:
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyI though DiCrappio fucked it :shock: :twisted:
He wanted to.
But apparently, he has no penis. Is not anatomically correct. Much like the Ken doll he tries so hard to be.
I think he looks like a girl in drag, I'd rather have Clint Eastwood, even if he is an old fart now. I'd actually rather have Hurley from lost, that guy could just about make me laugh til I had an orgasm, what would that be, a gigglasm :?
Gigglasm is too close to googl'ism, which sounds like Apple-user internet slang. You should take your Latte-sipping language out of this here town, we don't like you types around here.
QED
MY SCORE: 300
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: gnimbleyDid somebody say giraffe?
I was told there is a giraffe in the picture below.
I don't see it.
(http://img101.exs.cx/img101/6640/image0017uo.gif)
Chef beat it to a pulp.
In all fairness, it DID step.
Why did it have to test? What's up with fricken animals these days?
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: gnimbleyDid somebody say giraffe?
I was told there is a giraffe in the picture below.
I don't see it.
(http://img101.exs.cx/img101/6640/image0017uo.gif)
Chef beat it to a pulp.
In all fairness, it DID step.
Why did it have to test? What's up with fricken animals these days?
Tired of living, I guess.
:shock: :shock:
The giraffe just appeared to me.
:shock:
Oh Great Seer of Giraffe, what wisdom was imparted to you in your
vision?
I think it winked.
:shock: