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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Horab Fibslager on March 05, 2005, 03:36:01 AM

Title: message from eris
Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 05, 2005, 03:36:01 AM
eris hjas jsut told me the following:

Quote from: erismargerine is sick.

such as it is, it is divine writ, for verily, so on and so forth, un'er o'er gratem.
Title: Re: message from eris
Post by: saint aini on March 05, 2005, 03:37:08 AM
Quote from: horaberis hjas jsut told me the following:

Quote from: erismargerine is sick.

such as it is, it is divine writ, for verily, so on and so forth, un'er o'er gratem.

yea, it never decays.
Title: message from eris
Post by: Ben on March 05, 2005, 03:38:23 AM
Well, when the Goddess lays a curse on margarine, the Goddess has spoken.  ::Consumes copious amounts of butter instead::
Title: message from eris
Post by: Bella on March 05, 2005, 03:41:41 AM
Quote from: ?Well, when the Goddess lays a curse on margarine, the Goddess has spoken.  ::Consumes copious amounts of butter instead::
Exactamundo.
I don't even have any margarine in the house.
But I do have butter. I better go consume copious amounts of it now.
Title: Re: message from eris
Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 05, 2005, 03:42:13 AM
Quote from: aini, oracle of doom
Quote from: horaberis hjas jsut told me the following:

Quote from: erismargerine is sick.

such as it is, it is divine writ, for verily, so on and so forth, un'er o'er gratem.

yea, it never decays.

Quote from: erisI was talking about the taste, numbnuts


Quote from: erisalso butter on sandwhiches is a horrible horrible sin. repent or i will reaign down sulfer upon thy housepets, and reap great fury upon thy olfactory devices
Title: message from eris
Post by: Bella on March 05, 2005, 03:44:48 AM
Yay! It's about time the Goddess made it clear that butter on sandwhiches is a sin.
Butter is for toast and waffles and pancakes and potatoes and veggies and stuff.
But not for sandwhiches.


Except for baloney sandwiches with lots of mustard and butter.
Title: message from eris
Post by: saint aini on March 05, 2005, 03:54:22 AM
What about toasted sandwiches?
Title: message from eris
Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 05, 2005, 03:54:57 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYay! It's about time the Goddess made it clear that butter on sandwhiches is a sin.
Butter is for toast and waffles and pancakes and potatoes and veggies and stuff.
But not for sandwhiches.


Except for baloney sandwiches with lots of mustard and butter.

Quote from: erisi forgot to exempt those and breakfast sandwhiches
Title: message from eris
Post by: Ben on March 05, 2005, 03:57:27 AM
No breakfast sandwiches?  
::Puts Eris between two slices of bread and tosses her in the fridge 'till tomorrow morning::
Title: message from eris
Post by: Ben on March 05, 2005, 03:59:19 AM
Oh, you meant breakfast sandwiches are okay.  Removes Eris from fridge, gives her a make-up kiss, and replaces sandwich interior with mushrooms.
Title: message from eris
Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 05, 2005, 03:59:28 AM
i think butter on breakfast sandwhiches are allowed dude.
Title: message from eris
Post by: Bella on March 05, 2005, 04:00:00 AM
Yeah, it pretty much has to be, doesn't it?
Title: message from eris
Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 05, 2005, 04:02:52 AM
Quotebreakfast sandwhiches are mana or something. cheese egg toast buttered soemtimes with strawbeerry jam as well, bacon maybe a pancake in there. yeah that's soem good stuff.

i thinkshe's got the munchies... :mrgreen:
Title: message from eris
Post by: Krystine on March 05, 2005, 04:06:12 AM
My Lady inspires me thus: sin by eating buttered sandwiches, confess and receive repentence so as to experience God.
Title: message from eris
Post by: Hoshiko on March 05, 2005, 04:51:49 AM
I use margarine. With no trans fats.

I guess that means that Eris is gonna strrike me down. Put in a good word for me horab, and ask that she doesn't melt my shoes too, because they've been good shoes.
Title: message from eris
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on March 05, 2005, 05:46:46 AM
If I consume bread, it usually has butter on it.  If that is a sin, so be it.  I will confess, just tell me which saint is in charge of forgiving me for putting butter on bologna, tuna, and or egg salad.  Oh and peanut butter sandwhiches get butter too.
Title: message from eris
Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 05, 2005, 05:49:39 AM
butter on sandwhiches containing peanut butter are msot definitely a venomous blasphemy.

see rule #4
Title: message from eris
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 05, 2005, 11:58:51 AM
SINNERS!

BLASPHEMERS!

SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTHS YOU UNCLE FORNICATORS!

Magarine is TEH BIZNOMB!

VELVEETA is THY GOD!
Title: message from eris
Post by: Cain on March 05, 2005, 12:47:25 PM
My last message from Eris told me to get some sleep. :(
Title: message from eris
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 05, 2005, 12:49:25 PM
Quote from: ScribeMy last message from Eris told me to get some sleep. :(

Don't do it. That's when She's about to shower you with blessings. (And She always forgets to take them out of their steel drums before hand.)
Title: message from eris
Post by: Malaul on March 05, 2005, 12:50:32 PM
Quote from: RasputinMy Lady inspires me thus: sin by eating buttered sandwiches, confess and receive repentence so as to experience God.
or prey to him hen you cant find a loo
Title: message from eris
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 05, 2005, 12:51:33 PM
Quote from: Malaul
Quote from: RasputinMy Lady inspires me thus: sin by eating buttered sandwiches, confess and receive repentence so as to experience God.
or prey to him hen you cant find a loo

That only makes it worse. You may just wish to pee on police cars.
Title: message from eris
Post by: Cain on March 05, 2005, 12:52:39 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: ScribeMy last message from Eris told me to get some sleep. :(

Don't do it. That's when She's about to shower you with blessings. (And She always forgets to take them out of their steel drums before hand.)

:shock:
Title: message from eris
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 05, 2005, 12:53:44 PM
Quote from: Scribe
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: ScribeMy last message from Eris told me to get some sleep. :(

Don't do it. That's when She's about to shower you with blessings. (And She always forgets to take them out of their steel drums before hand.)

:shock:

Sorry.

Just tryin to give you the heads up on the Crazy Ole Lady, nome-sayng?
Title: message from eris
Post by: Cain on March 05, 2005, 12:58:38 PM
I think those steel drums may just send me over the edge.  Which is why I started this sleep deprivation malarky in the first place.  I'll go with it.
Title: message from eris
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 05, 2005, 01:02:49 PM
Quote from: ScribeI think those steel drums may just send me over the edge.  Which is why I started this sleep deprivation malarky in the first place.  I'll go with it.

Here take a listen to this....http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/doodoocaca.php

It may help.
Title: message from eris
Post by: Cain on March 05, 2005, 01:05:41 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: ScribeI think those steel drums may just send me over the edge.  Which is why I started this sleep deprivation malarky in the first place.  I'll go with it.

Here take a listen to this....http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/doodoocaca.php

It may help.
My sound is broken.  owever, the pictures are strngely mesmerising....
Title: message from eris
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 05, 2005, 01:13:31 PM
Damn!

Then you would miss the import of this one:

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/urkel.php
Title: message from eris
Post by: Cain on March 05, 2005, 01:17:55 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCDamn!

Then you would miss the import of this one:

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/urkel.php

Yes, but now I will never sleepagain for fear of seeing Urkel.
Title: message from eris
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 05, 2005, 01:19:21 PM
Quote from: Scribe
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCDamn!

Then you would miss the import of this one:

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/urkel.php

Yes, but now I will never sleepagain for fear of seeing Urkel.

That's alright. The following might help you with that:

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bukkake.php
Title: message from eris
Post by: Cain on March 05, 2005, 01:22:46 PM
I KNOW what that is and I am NEVER clicking it again!
Title: message from eris
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 05, 2005, 01:23:58 PM
Quote from: ScribeI KNOW what that is and I am NEVER clicking it again!

Why do you hate those funkie junkie spunkies for your love? Huh?

You could try: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/stfu.php
Title: message from eris
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 05, 2005, 01:32:12 PM
You think you got it bad:

Listen to this opie,

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/blockedme.php
Title: message from eris
Post by: Cain on March 05, 2005, 01:36:09 PM
I love it! (http://67.18.37.18/html/emoticons/wub.gif)
Title: message from eris
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 05, 2005, 01:37:34 PM
Quote from: ScribeI love it! (http://67.18.37.18/html/emoticons/wub.gif)

Then there is the END:

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/end.php

Then what will little billy do? Huh?
Title: message from eris
Post by: -->Eris<-- on March 06, 2005, 01:48:50 AM
Oh, my children, you need not argue about butter and its poor cousin any longer, for I have come to say that you may put anything you want on your sandwiches, yes even margarine, as long as you sprinkle Tang powder on the sandwich to cancel out the margarine's sinful effects.

There is, however, no penance that will work for using Miracle Whip.

8)
Title: message from eris
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 06, 2005, 02:16:08 AM
that's because Miracle Whip is the most superior condiment ever conceived, and no penance is required for its use...

8)
Title: message from eris
Post by: agent compassion on March 06, 2005, 02:23:21 AM
Quote from: Erisno penance that will work

I think she means there's no way to wash that sin off your soul, if you use Miracle Whip...

:lol:
Title: message from eris
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 06, 2005, 02:31:34 AM
Miracle Whip = tangy, creamy, sandwichy goodness

Mayonnaise = basically, semen whipped with oil.

8)
Title: message from eris
Post by: agent compassion on March 06, 2005, 02:44:03 AM
Quote from: I know what semen tastes like whipped with oil

Mayonnaise = basically, semen whipped with oil.

Correction.

It's chicken semen whipped with oil.

8)
Title: message from eris
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 06, 2005, 02:46:39 AM
I say to-may-to, you say to-mah-to.

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Title: message from eris
Post by: agent compassion on March 06, 2005, 02:50:52 AM
::gets some human semen and mixes it with oil and the other things that make mayonnaise::

Here, you put that on a sandwich and tell me it's the same. ;)
Title: message from eris
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 06, 2005, 02:54:11 AM
semen IS the other things that make mayonnaise. if you don't believe me, bring a sample of each into your chemlab.

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Title: message from eris
Post by: agent compassion on March 06, 2005, 03:08:59 AM
I have a chemlab?
:shock:
Title: message from eris
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on March 06, 2005, 03:32:27 AM
Quote from: agent compassionI have a chemlab?
:shock:
You're Dexter? :shock:
Title: message from eris
Post by: agent compassion on March 06, 2005, 03:35:15 AM
Quote from: EldoraYou're Dexter?

No, I'm sinister. ;)
Title: message from eris
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on March 06, 2005, 03:40:54 AM
Quote from: agent compassion
Quote from: EldoraYou're Dexter?

No, I'm sinister. ;)
You're Lefty :shock:
Title: message from eris
Post by: agent compassion on March 06, 2005, 03:48:16 AM
Yup.

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Title: message from eris
Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 06, 2005, 05:35:30 AM
Quote from: -->Eris<--Oh, my children, you need not argue about butter and its poor cousin any longer, for I have come to say that you may put anything you want on your sandwiches, yes even margarine, as long as you sprinkle Tang powder on the sandwich to cancel out the margarine's sinful effects.

There is, however, no penance that will work for using Miracle Whip.

8)

Quote from: erisblasphemous not on a train pencilusing heretic!

she told me herself.

/me shrugs.
Title: message from eris
Post by: saint aini on March 06, 2005, 06:56:26 AM
I am starting to feel like we have many mad monks here.  Let me list them: Horab, Anti-Horab, Cyric the Mad, Rasputin, j00.
Title: message from eris
Post by: Ben on March 06, 2005, 09:40:01 AM
It's evolution, baby.  Why just a few decades ago, there was nothing but mad fish.   Soon we'll be developing the ability to think.
Title: message from eris
Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 06, 2005, 12:24:33 PM
i gave up the monastic life years ago.
Title: message from eris
Post by: Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell on March 07, 2005, 05:09:13 AM
If by "the moniastic life" you mean "not being able to get laid and not leaving the house", rhen I am very much a monk.

And sorry, Eris, but I use Miracle Whip sometimes. Please forgive me :(
Title: message from eris
Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 07, 2005, 05:22:06 AM
Quote from: The Ghost of His Excelency Joshua Norton I, Emperor of These United States of America, and Protector of Mexicoblaspheme in remembrance of me.
Title: message from eris
Post by: LMNO on March 07, 2005, 06:02:11 PM
::looks around, askes the obvious question::



What's wrong with eating semen?
Title: message from eris
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 07, 2005, 08:19:28 PM
in a moral sense, nothing...but in a culinary sense, well, would you use spooge to make a chicken salad sandwich?

me neither.

8)
Title: message from eris
Post by: agent compassion on March 08, 2005, 12:57:38 AM
Quote from: the artist formerly known as rasputinbut in a culinary sense, well, would you use spooge to make a chicken salad sandwich?

me neither.

Ahem:

http://cookingwithcum.com/
Title: message from eris
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 08, 2005, 01:07:04 AM
yeah, I know...I trolled them when they were first starting out...

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Title: message from eris
Post by: Spot on March 08, 2005, 01:51:56 AM
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodyeah, I know...I trolled them when they were first starting out...

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You really are bored up there in Maine, aren't you?
Title: message from eris
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 08, 2005, 03:14:29 PM
you have NO idea...

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