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Principia Discordia => Literate Chaotic => Topic started by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 05, 2005, 12:04:59 PM

Title: Ask me anything you wanted to know about Cognitive Therapy
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 05, 2005, 12:04:59 PM
Really. Do ask.

Sit down a minute and unload. I will make it all better....really.
Title: Re: Ask me anything you wanted to know about Cognitive Thera
Post by: Guido Finucci on March 05, 2005, 12:06:32 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCReally. Do ask.

Why me?
Title: Re: Ask me anything you wanted to know about Cognitive Thera
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 05, 2005, 12:09:28 PM
Quote from: Slapdash & Cavalier
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCReally. Do ask.

Why me?

Because you have a social exclusion anxiety schema.


Pshah...duh!
Title: Re: Ask me anything you wanted to know about Cognitive Thera
Post by: Guido Finucci on March 05, 2005, 12:10:10 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCReally. Do ask.

Why you?
Title: Re: Ask me anything you wanted to know about Cognitive Thera
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 05, 2005, 12:22:24 PM
Quote from: Slapdash & Cavalier
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCReally. Do ask.

Why you?

Because I am good people, man.
Title: Ask me anything you wanted to know about Cognitive Therapy
Post by: agent compassion on March 05, 2005, 06:17:29 PM
Been there. Done that. Bought the commemorative plate.

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Title: Re: Ask me anything you wanted to know about Cognitive Thera
Post by: Guido Finucci on March 05, 2005, 06:46:36 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCReally. Do ask.

Why not?
Title: Ask me anything you wanted to know about Cognitive Therapy
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 06, 2005, 01:37:52 AM
what is Cognitive Therapy, and can I use it to subjugate the general populace to my will?

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Title: Ask me anything you wanted to know about Cognitive Therapy
Post by: Cain on March 06, 2005, 01:42:08 AM
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodwhat is Cognitive Therapy, and can I use it to subjugate the general populace to my will?

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You aren't cleared for that, and yes.
Title: Ask me anything you wanted to know about Cognitive Therapy
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 06, 2005, 01:46:03 AM
well, OK...I don't really care what it is as long as i can use it for that...

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Title: Ask me anything you wanted to know about Cognitive Therapy
Post by: agent compassion on March 06, 2005, 01:53:22 AM
::spits on the next poster who wants to use CT for evil purposes::
Title: Ask me anything you wanted to know about Cognitive Therapy
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 06, 2005, 02:18:42 AM
why must you assume taht my purposes are evil? really, I've only got everyone's best interests at heart...

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Title: Ask me anything you wanted to know about Cognitive Therapy
Post by: Cain on March 06, 2005, 02:22:23 AM
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodwhy must you assume taht my purposes are evil? really, I've only got everyone's best interests at heart...

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Espescially yours. After all, who woudlnt be concerned with helping you out? At least thats what I plan to say while redistributing wealth to myself...
Title: Ask me anything you wanted to know about Cognitive Therapy
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 11, 2005, 05:02:08 PM
That's weird. None of yall mentioned anythng about goats.
Title: Ask me anything you wanted to know about Cognitive Therapy
Post by: agent compassion on March 11, 2005, 06:34:43 PM
Cognitive therapy saved my sanity in college, so fuck you and all your goats. *spits on the Senate floor*

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Title: Ask me anything you wanted to know about Cognitive Therapy
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 11, 2005, 08:05:39 PM
that's probably not a point in its favor, you understand...

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Title: Ask me anything you wanted to know about Cognitive Therapy
Post by: agent compassion on March 11, 2005, 08:08:41 PM
Don't even go there mister.

You have NO idea.

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Title: Ask me anything you wanted to know about Cognitive Therapy
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 14, 2005, 10:45:09 AM
Quote from: agent compassionCognitive therapy saved my sanity in college, so fuck you and all your goats. *spits on the Senate floor*

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Well, it's about time someone mentioned them.

Anyone have any questions about cognitive therapy? Or what?
Title: Ask me anything you wanted to know about Cognitive Therapy
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 14, 2005, 07:21:53 PM
you haven't even answered my first question yet, and you want me to ask another? that strikes me as being damned unprofessional...

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Title: Ask me anything you wanted to know about Cognitive Therapy
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 14, 2005, 07:51:29 PM
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodyou haven't even answered my first question yet, and you want me to ask another? that strikes me as being damned unprofessional...

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I answered it all right.

Who wants to talk about CT and schemas? Hell, I'll even answer questions about developmental theorists like Winicott.
Title: Ask me anything you wanted to know about Cognitive Therapy
Post by: Ben on March 14, 2005, 07:54:43 PM
How much will it cost me to become all right in the head?
Title: Ask me anything you wanted to know about Cognitive Therapy
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 14, 2005, 08:00:01 PM
Quote from: ManHow much will it cost me to become all right in the head?

I don't know. It depends on how much your therapist costs and how long or how many sessions it takes. You could just charge it all to a credit card and than declare bankruptcy when you achieve mental health.
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