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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2005, 10:47:12 PM

Title: Rev Roger Lost in America, pt 2: Efrim lays the law down.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2005, 10:47:12 PM
Blarg!
Title: Rev Roger Lost in America, pt 2: Efrim lays the law down.
Post by: Cain on March 07, 2005, 10:57:18 PM
I feel the need to stomp someone tonight. :evil:
Title: Rev Roger Lost in America, pt 2: Efrim lays the law down.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2005, 11:04:00 PM
Quote from: ScribeI feel the need to stomp someone tonight. :evil:

Far be it from ME to stop you.
Title: Rev Roger Lost in America, pt 2: Efrim lays the law down.
Post by: Cain on March 07, 2005, 11:06:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: ScribeI feel the need to stomp someone tonight. :evil:

Far be it from ME to stop you.

Nothing apart from a huge police presence tonight is....
Title: Rev Roger Lost in America, pt 2: Efrim lays the law down.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2005, 11:08:06 PM
Quote from: Scribe
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: ScribeI feel the need to stomp someone tonight. :evil:

Far be it from ME to stop you.

Nothing apart from a huge police presence tonight is....

You're looking at this all wrong.

Get the cops on YOUR side.
Title: Rev Roger Lost in America, pt 2: Efrim lays the law down.
Post by: Cain on March 07, 2005, 11:21:58 PM
I think they are on Prince "Fuckface" William's side, which is a problem.  Looks like he has decided to grace the University he apprently studies at again...must be the third time this academic year....
Title: Rev Roger Lost in America, pt 2: Efrim lays the law down.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2005, 11:26:19 PM
Quote from: ScribeI think they are on Prince "Fuckface" William's side, which is a problem.  Looks like he has decided to grace the University he apprently studies at again...must be the third time this academic year....

Well, I can tell YOU aren't serious about having a good time.
Title: Rev Roger Lost in America, pt 2: Efrim lays the law down.
Post by: Strings on March 07, 2005, 11:56:54 PM
Your at St. Andrews uni?
Title: Rev Roger Lost in America, pt 2: Efrim lays the law down.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 08, 2005, 12:04:02 AM
Quote from: FiddlerYour at St. Andrews uni?

Uni?  That's spelled YUNIE.

TGRR,
Wishes you'd be more precise.
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Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on March 08, 2005, 12:15:13 AM
I thought it was spelled Yonni :shock:   and I also thought we were talking about school :?
Title: Rev Roger Lost in America, pt 2: Efrim lays the law down.
Post by: Cain on March 08, 2005, 07:55:09 AM
Quote from: FiddlerYour at St. Andrews uni?

Yes.  It has its advantges, such as playing "spot the Prince's undercover bodyguards" but has the disadvantage of having Prince William.
Title: Rev Roger Lost in America, pt 2: Efrim lays the law down.
Post by: Strings on March 08, 2005, 04:26:57 PM
::clears throat::

I apologise for my misleading abbreviation of the functional word "University". In my haste to rest my conscious mind, I must have forgotten the eight remaining laters of the word.

To remedy the insult and inflammation I have caused I will just say.. plop.
Title: Rev Roger Lost in America, pt 2: Efrim lays the law down.
Post by: Efrim on March 09, 2005, 01:12:06 AM
What a pack of lies. First of all, I drink tequila when the absinthe is in short supply, second of all, you didn't mention a thing about Larry. I gave that guy a helping hand not even an hour after the ear slap.

This man does not represent me.
Title: Rev Roger Lost in America, pt 2: Efrim lays the law down.
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on March 09, 2005, 01:14:04 AM
Quote from: EfrimWhat a pack of lies. First of all, I drink tequila when the absinthe is in short supply, second of all, you didn't mention a thing about Larry. I gave that guy a helping hand not even an hour after the ear slap.

This man does not represent me.
Yeah, but his story is funnier, even if none of it is true  :shock:   :twisted:
Title: Rev Roger Lost in America, pt 2: Efrim lays the law down.
Post by: Efrim on March 09, 2005, 01:15:41 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: EfrimWhat a pack of lies. First of all, I drink tequila when the absinthe is in short supply, second of all, you didn't mention a thing about Larry. I gave that guy a helping hand not even an hour after the ear slap.

This man does not represent me.
Yeah, but his story is funnier, even if none of it is true  :shock:   :twisted:

Just because he doesn't represent me, doesn't mean it's not true...
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Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on March 09, 2005, 01:17:52 AM
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Quote from: EfrimWhat a pack of lies. First of all, I drink tequila when the absinthe is in short supply, second of all, you didn't mention a thing about Larry. I gave that guy a helping hand not even an hour after the ear slap.

This man does not represent me.
Yeah, but his story is funnier, even if none of it is true  :shock:   :twisted:

Just because he doesn't represent me, doesn't mean it's not true...
Okey Dokey, Artichokey :D
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Post by: EraPassing on March 09, 2005, 03:28:54 AM
Quote from: EfrimWhat a pack of lies. First of all, I drink tequila when the absinthe is in short supply, second of all, you didn't mention a thing about Larry. I gave that guy a helping hand not even an hour after the ear slap.
This man does not represent me.

You know, if I were one of those silly chicks who thought I had the balls to be up for anything, I'd say to this:  "Man, I'd love to party with you two."

Truth is, you two actually frighten the hell out of me.
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 09, 2005, 06:32:07 PM
wuss.

8)
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Post by: EraPassing on March 09, 2005, 08:10:30 PM
Quote from: I'm Such a Baddasswuss.

8)

Yeah.   :(
Title: Rev Roger Lost in America, pt 2: Efrim lays the law down.
Post by: Cain on March 09, 2005, 08:15:21 PM
Quote from: EraPassing
Quote from: I'm Such a Baddasswuss.

8)

Yeah.   :(

Aw, poor Era :(
Title: Rev Roger Lost in America, pt 2: Efrim lays the law down.
Post by: Efrim on March 09, 2005, 08:18:48 PM
Oh Era, I have a strong suspscion that you could hang with us.
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 09, 2005, 08:26:48 PM
she could, too. she's badass, she's just being uncharacteristically modest.

8)
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Post by: EraPassing on March 09, 2005, 09:26:21 PM
I'd like to, but I'm scared, Efrim.
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 09, 2005, 09:39:48 PM
Quote from: EraPassingI'd like to, but I'm scared, Efrim.

Scared of what?  Efrim is the very paragon of civic virtue.
Title: Rev Roger Lost in America, pt 2: Efrim lays the law down.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 09, 2005, 09:41:19 PM
Quote from: EfrimWhat a pack of lies. First of all, I drink tequila when the absinthe is in short supply, second of all, you didn't mention a thing about Larry. I gave that guy a helping hand not even an hour after the ear slap.

This man does not represent me.

You HELPED Larry?  :lol:

For the sake of your reputation, I wasn't going to bring that up.  The poor bastard may never be the same, even if he DOES make bail.

TGRR,
Won't be turning his back on YOU, any time soon.
Title: Rev Roger Lost in America, pt 2: Efrim lays the law down.
Post by: EraPassing on March 09, 2005, 10:31:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassingI'd like to, but I'm scared, Efrim.

Scared of what?  Efrim is the very paragon of civic virtue.


I notice you say nothing of yourself, Rog.
I repeat, the two of you frighten me.
Title: Rev Roger Lost in America, pt 2: Efrim lays the law down.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2005, 12:56:29 AM
Quote from: EraPassing
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Quote from: EraPassingI'd like to, but I'm scared, Efrim.

Scared of what?  Efrim is the very paragon of civic virtue.


I notice you say nothing of yourself, Rog.
I repeat, the two of you frighten me.

I thought that would go without saying.

TGRR,
Embodies all that is pure and good.
Title: Rev Roger Lost in America, pt 2: Efrim lays the law down.
Post by: EraPassing on March 10, 2005, 01:41:43 AM
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Quote from: EraPassing
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Quote from: EraPassingI'd like to, but I'm scared, Efrim.
Scared of what?  Efrim is the very paragon of civic virtue.
I notice you say nothing of yourself, Rog.
I repeat, the two of you frighten me.
I thought that would go without saying.

TGRR,
Ensures that small children have nightmares.

True, totally.   :shock:
Title: Rev Roger Lost in America, pt 2: Efrim lays the law down.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2005, 01:42:54 AM
Quote from: EraPassing
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassing
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Quote from: EraPassingI'd like to, but I'm scared, Efrim.
Scared of what?  Efrim is the very paragon of civic virtue.
I notice you say nothing of yourself, Rog.
I repeat, the two of you frighten me.
I thought that would go without saying.

TGRR,
Ensures that small children have nightmares.

True, totally.   :shock:

Um, did you just step?

TGRR,
Thinks this is one of those "DO NEVER" moments.
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Post by: EraPassing on March 10, 2005, 01:46:10 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Um, did you just step?

TGRR,
Thinks this is one of those "DO NEVER" moments.


Are you going to hurt my feelings now, Rog?  No more cranium for me?

:(
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Post by: EraPassing on March 10, 2005, 01:48:56 AM
Dangit, where's a post with the sad non-dancing banana on it, so I can rip it off to show how I really feel?
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2005, 01:50:33 AM
Quote from: EraPassingDangit, where's a post with the sad non-dancing banana on it, so I can rip it off to show how I really feel?

(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/sadbanana.gif)

TGRR,
Lives to serve.
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Post by: EraPassing on March 10, 2005, 01:52:58 AM
My Rog is no longer angry at me!  Yay!  OMG, this means that I'm not going to get a "Do Never" message!
I can breathe again!  

Now I need the dancing banana.

And before anyone says something about how I'm never satisfied - may I remind Rog that I'm a woman?
Title: Rev Roger Lost in America, pt 2: Efrim lays the law down.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2005, 01:58:52 AM
Quote from: EraPassingMy Rog is no longer angry at me!  Yay!  OMG, this means that I'm not going to get a "Do Never" message!
I can breathe again!  

Now I need the dancing banana.

And before anyone says something about how I'm never satisfied - may I remind Rog that I'm a woman?

(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/idhitit.gif)
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Post by: EraPassing on March 10, 2005, 02:02:43 AM
OK, maybe I would have the balls to party with you.
Because you're so damn cute, even if you are scary.
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2005, 02:05:11 AM
Quote from: EraPassingOK, maybe I would have the balls to party with you.
Because you're so damn cute, even if you are scary.

Scary?  Perhaps you mean Efrim, the world's meanest hippie.

TGRR,
Is just a big pussy cat.
Title: Rev Roger Lost in America, pt 2: Efrim lays the law down.
Post by: EraPassing on March 10, 2005, 02:11:36 AM
Hm.
Yeah, Efrim's cute, too.
Still...  yall really are kind of scary.  So the question becomes, are you so scary that I would give up an evening of the hilarity caused by the utter adorableness of you that I could probably expect from hanging out with you?  
And remember, laughing at you is not a bad thing so long as I'm not also pointing.
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2005, 02:15:29 AM
Quote from: EraPassingHm.
Yeah, Efrim's cute, too.
Still...  yall really are kind of scary.  So the question becomes, are you so scary that I would give up an evening of the hilarity caused by the utter adorableness of you that I could probably expect from hanging out with you?  
And remember, laughing at you is not a bad thing so long as I'm not also pointing.

The Good Reverend gets laughed at all the time.

But that usually ends when the laughers figure out WHY I'm covered in axle grease and feathers.

TGRR,
Lives for that magical moment when the laughs turn into something else, entirely.
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Post by: EraPassing on March 10, 2005, 02:21:15 AM
omg...

OK, I'll bite.  Why are you covered in axle grease and feathers?

Terrorize me, Rog.
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2005, 02:24:03 AM
Quote from: EraPassingomg...

OK, I'll bite.  Why are you covered in axle grease and feathers?

Terrorize me, Rog.

It's only funny when you actually see it happen.

Well, funny for ME, anyway.

TGRR,
Knows that visual humor should stay that way.
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Post by: EraPassing on March 10, 2005, 02:36:53 AM
I want you to get AIM.
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Post by: Ben on March 10, 2005, 02:45:21 AM
If you get AIM, don't get weatherbug.  It lives up to its name.
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 10, 2005, 03:23:14 PM
AIM is the devil.

8)
Title: Rev Roger Lost in America, pt 2: Efrim lays the law down.
Post by: Efrim on March 10, 2005, 06:10:00 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EfrimWhat a pack of lies. First of all, I drink tequila when the absinthe is in short supply, second of all, you didn't mention a thing about Larry. I gave that guy a helping hand not even an hour after the ear slap.

This man does not represent me.

You HELPED Larry?  :lol:

For the sake of your reputation, I wasn't going to bring that up.  The poor bastard may never be the same, even if he DOES make bail.

TGRR,
Won't be turning his back on YOU, any time soon.

Well, he was hurting himself and others...now just answer me this: will he be doing it again?
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2005, 01:55:51 AM
Quote from: Efrim
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EfrimWhat a pack of lies. First of all, I drink tequila when the absinthe is in short supply, second of all, you didn't mention a thing about Larry. I gave that guy a helping hand not even an hour after the ear slap.

This man does not represent me.

You HELPED Larry?  :lol:

For the sake of your reputation, I wasn't going to bring that up.  The poor bastard may never be the same, even if he DOES make bail.

TGRR,
Won't be turning his back on YOU, any time soon.

Well, he was hurting himself and others...now just answer me this: will he be doing it again?

How was he hurting anyone?  As far as I could see, you maced him for nothing.

That's just great, Ef...The poor bastard comes back into town for a vacation, and you get him locked up for disturbing the peace.
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Post by: Efrim on March 11, 2005, 02:14:55 AM
Roger, playing Styx on a public place is the very definition of disturbing the peace. He was hurting himself and others with his terrible choice in music. Besides, i didn't mace the poor fool (obviously not a good option for a small indoor bar), I just told the right girl who hit 21-06 on the jukebox...and who that person had been sleeping with...the situation resolved virtually itself.
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2005, 02:18:04 AM
Quote from: EfrimRoger, playing Styx on a public place is the very definition of disturbing the peace. He was hurting himself and others with his terrible choice in music. Besides, i didn't mace the poor fool (obviously not a good option for a small indoor bar), I just told the right girl who hit 21-06 on the jukebox...and who that person had been sleeping with...the situation resolved virtually itself.

You FOOL!  I told you to stop smoking that shit!  They'll get you, one fine day, and you'll be put in a cage, and the general public will be allowed to poke you with sticks!

You shouldn't have messed with Larry, btw, he IS the master of revenge.  He knows people, Ef...people that will snatch you up by the back of your pants and tear your shirt off and paint your nails pink and your eyes blue and drop you in the Batavia Bowl/The Gutter.

You're a marked man.  Start running.
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Post by: Efrim on March 11, 2005, 02:30:37 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

You FOOL!  I told you to stop smoking that shit!  They'll get you, one fine day, and you'll be put in a cage, and the general public will be allowed to poke you with sticks!

You shouldn't have messed with Larry, btw, he IS the master of revenge.  He knows people, Ef...people that will snatch you up by the back of your pants and tear your shirt off and paint your nails pink and your eyes blue and drop you in the Batavia Bowl/The Gutter.

You're a marked man.  Start running.

Rog, you've always been good for a laugh. The mob only managed to take down Harrison Bergeron with a high powered shotgun; and I'm not nearly as foolhardy as he was.

Yeah, Larry knows Cleatus and Bubba down at the gutter. So? We both know that these sorry townies are the least fit monkeys of our modern society. Besides, Larry doesn't even know it was me. I only spoke the truth, it could have been anyone.

I know when the time comes to run. The last run of mine resulted in a well-loved series of stories about Europe (which I will finish someday...). Perhaps you've read them?
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2005, 02:40:52 AM
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You FOOL!  I told you to stop smoking that shit!  They'll get you, one fine day, and you'll be put in a cage, and the general public will be allowed to poke you with sticks!

You shouldn't have messed with Larry, btw, he IS the master of revenge.  He knows people, Ef...people that will snatch you up by the back of your pants and tear your shirt off and paint your nails pink and your eyes blue and drop you in the Batavia Bowl/The Gutter.

You're a marked man.  Start running.

Rog, you've always been good for a laugh. The mob only managed to take down Harrison Bergeron with a high powered shotgun; and I'm not nearly as foolhardy as he was.

Yeah, Larry knows Cleatus and Bubba down at the gutter. So? We both know that these sorry townies are the least fit monkeys of our modern society. Besides, Larry doesn't even know it was me. I only spoke the truth, it could have been anyone.

I know when the time comes to run. The last run of mine resulted in a well-loved series of stories about Europe (which I will finish someday...). Perhaps you've read them?

1.  The mob didn't take down Harrison Bergeron, that government broad did.  Don't step with Vonnegut until you have your facts straight.

2.  Cletus and Bubba may be the least fit monkeys, but they ARE monkeys, and (as we recently saw on the news) monkeys would fucking ANYBODY.

3.  Yes, I remember that quite well, Ef.  YOU got to go to Europe, and I got to go to AZ.  Don't think I've forgotten.  How else could Larry know who nailed him?  :twisted:
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Post by: Efrim on March 11, 2005, 02:54:18 AM
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1.  The mob didn't take down Harrison Bergeron, that government broad did.  Don't step with Vonnegut until you have your facts straight.

2.  Cletus and Bubba may be the least fit monkeys, but they ARE monkeys, and (as we recently saw on the news) monkeys would fucking ANYBODY.

3.  Yes, I remember that quite well, Ef.  YOU got to go to Europe, and I got to go to AZ.  Don't think I've forgotten.  How else could Larry know who nailed him?  :twisted:

1. My apolgies to Mr. Vonnegut, I am distracted at the moment due to a paper I'm writing at the moment on the virtues of self-defense training.

2. Monkeys, but ones of the slowest variety both physically and mentally. They won't catch me. and if they do, I'll figure something out. I'm a vicious creature myself. No worries

3. Heh, well his speculation won't prove much. I've been laying rumors about town that testify to my innocence in the matter. The finger will be pointed on some...less upstanding members of the community.
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2005, 03:08:15 AM
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1.  The mob didn't take down Harrison Bergeron, that government broad did.  Don't step with Vonnegut until you have your facts straight.

2.  Cletus and Bubba may be the least fit monkeys, but they ARE monkeys, and (as we recently saw on the news) monkeys would fucking ANYBODY.

3.  Yes, I remember that quite well, Ef.  YOU got to go to Europe, and I got to go to AZ.  Don't think I've forgotten.  How else could Larry know who nailed him?  :twisted:

1. My apolgies to Mr. Vonnegut, I am distracted at the moment due to a paper I'm writing at the moment on the virtues of self-defense training.

2. Monkeys, but ones of the slowest variety both physically and mentally. They won't catch me. and if they do, I'll figure something out. I'm a vicious creature myself. No worries

3. Heh, well his speculation won't prove much. I've been laying rumors about town that testify to my innocence in the matter. The finger will be pointed on some...less upstanding members of the community.

1.  Mr Vonnegut says to make sure your dental insurance is paid up.  Why did you so foolishly test?

2.  Monkeys on Harleys.  You're doomed.

3.  Let's just say he has a source.
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Post by: Efrim on March 11, 2005, 03:11:36 AM
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1.  Mr Vonnegut says to make sure your dental insurance is paid up.  Why did you so foolishly test?

2.  Monkeys on Harleys.  You're doomed.

3.  Let's just say he has a source.

You dirty pig-fucker. You'll get everything thats coming to you. I've always depended on human treachery, and I do have certain safeguards for these occasions.

Paybacks are hell, Roger.
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2005, 03:22:27 AM
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1.  Mr Vonnegut says to make sure your dental insurance is paid up.  Why did you so foolishly test?

2.  Monkeys on Harleys.  You're doomed.

3.  Let's just say he has a source.

You dirty pig-fucker. You'll get everything thats coming to you. I've always depended on human treachery, and I do have certain safeguards for these occasions.

Paybacks are hell, Roger.

:lol:

I'M not the one that should be worried about paybacks.  After that rotten stunt you pulled at the Karaoke bar, half of this town wants you 6 feet under.

:lol:

TGRR,
Is still laughing about THAT one.
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Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on March 11, 2005, 03:23:44 AM
Quote2. Monkeys on Harleys. You're doomed

Era might be scared of hanging with you guys, but I'm starting to wonder if our paths have crossed at some point :shock:  :twisted:
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2005, 03:42:50 AM
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Quote2. Monkeys on Harleys. You're doomed

Era might be scared of hanging with you guys, but I'm starting to wonder if our paths have crossed at some point :shock:  :twisted:

It's entirely possible.
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Post by: EraPassing on March 11, 2005, 04:09:31 AM
Yeah.  Well.

All that optimism I was displaying earlier?  That's been squashed.

:roll:
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2005, 04:15:35 AM
Quote from: EraPassingYeah.  Well.

All that optimism I was displaying earlier?  That's been squashed.

:roll:

How?
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Post by: EraPassing on March 11, 2005, 07:53:45 PM
Monkeys on Harleys, and karaoke bars.
That's how.
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Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on March 11, 2005, 07:55:48 PM
Quote from: EraPassingMonkeys on Harleys, and karaoke bars.
That's how.
I can understand not liking karaoke, but what's wrong with Monkeys on Harley's? 8)
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 11, 2005, 08:02:17 PM
again, backwards.

what's wrong with karaoke bars?

8)
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Post by: EraPassing on March 11, 2005, 08:19:04 PM
I didn't say that I didn't like karaoke, and I never said that anything was wrong with monkeys on Harleys.  
But what amuses and excites can also frighten, if the intensity is turned up higher than one is accustomed to.
There are limits to my intelligence, my savvy, and my nerve.  And I'm not going to pretend that I don't have those limits just to make myself sound cooler than I really am, nor pretend to ennui with their antics in order to salvage my ego.
They frighten the hell out of the lady in me.
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Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on March 11, 2005, 08:26:54 PM
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodagain, backwards.

what's wrong with karaoke bars?

8)
Who me?  Bass ackwards?  Sounds about right  8)
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Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on March 11, 2005, 09:06:23 PM
Part of the fun of hanging out with people like that is YOU are hanging out with THEM.  I suspect that they wouldn't let you get hurt, not too bad anyway.  :twisted:  I wouldn't want to be the guy who pissed them off, but then I don't usually butt into stranger's conversations.  Especially not in a biker bar.  :roll:  Of course, it has been a long time since I have seen a good bar room brawl, with beer bottles broken over heads, It might not be as much fun as it used to be, or it might be even more fun.  And if you do hang with them, leave the lady in you at home, or drink until you can no longer hear her voice  :twisted:
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Post by: EraPassing on March 11, 2005, 09:35:34 PM
Bar fight?  You think they scare me because of the possibility of getting in a pissant bar fight?  In a biker bar?  

Damn.  You make a lot of quick assumptions about people you've never met before, Eldora.
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Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on March 11, 2005, 09:45:50 PM
Quote from: EraPassingBar fight?  You think they scare me because of the possibility of getting in a pissant bar fight?  In a biker bar?  

Damn.  You make a lot of quick assumptions about people you've never met before, Eldora.
Actually I have no idea why you would be frightened, you said a lot of things, but you never said what it was about what they were talking about that would frighten you.  And I never said you would be frightened because of a bar fight, you assumed that was what I meant, I was just kind of thinking out loud about weird things that have happened to me hanging out with strange people.
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Post by: EraPassing on March 11, 2005, 10:01:49 PM
Possibly you might be confused as to the nature of my conversation with Rog because it wasn't meant for you to understand or comment on, or for you to use as a springboard to try bringing yourself to Rog's attention.
Here's an idea:  if you don't quite understand all the undercurrents of my relationship with any given member of this forum, you can safely make the assumption that your butting in will not be appreciated.
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2005, 11:06:20 PM
Hey, now...

TGRR,
Was going to say something witty, but the Angel of Survival Instincts stopped by.
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Post by: Hoshiko on March 12, 2005, 01:28:49 AM
Quote from: EraPassingPossibly you might be confused as to the nature of my conversation with Rog because it wasn't meant for you to understand or comment on, or for you to use as a springboard to try bringing yourself to Rog's attention.
Here's an idea:  if you don't quite understand all the undercurrents of my relationship with any given member of this forum, you can safely make the assumption that your butting in will not be appreciated.

I'm sorry, I thought that this was a public post on a public forum. If you've got delicate undercurrent, take it to PM.

And just from a third party perspective, that last post was more unladylike than than any number of monkeys singing to Foghat on motorcycles. Even bikers have better manners.
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Post by: EraPassing on March 12, 2005, 01:35:43 AM
Well, that's very interesting, Hoshiko.

...
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Post by: Bella on March 12, 2005, 01:36:06 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerHey, now...

TGRR,
Was going to say something witty, but the Angel of Survival Instincts stopped by.
Good plan. There was no way anything you could have said at that moment would have been a good thing for you in the long run cuz you would have had at least one woman upset with you.  

But I'm not a guy, so I can butt right in. Hoshiko's right. Public comments are open for public discussion.
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Post by: Hoshiko on March 12, 2005, 01:47:41 AM
Quote from: EraPassingWell, that's very interesting, Hoshiko.

...

Now that's a Miss Manners worthy response.
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Post by: Sepia on March 12, 2005, 02:01:44 AM
POPCORN!
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Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on March 12, 2005, 02:07:06 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerHey, now...

TGRR,
Was going to say something witty, but the Angel of Survival Instincts stopped by.
Good plan. There was no way anything you could have said at that moment would have been a good thing for you in the long run cuz you would have had at least one woman upset with you.  

But I'm not a guy, so I can butt right in. Hoshiko's right. Public comments are open for public discussion.

That's OK, Rog could have said just about anything at that point without me getting mad, I was laughing too hard.


Era, if I want to get Rog's attention, I'll just do this, HI ROG!!!!  If I wanted to get Rog's attention without anyone else butting in, I would click the magic button below his name, the one labeled PM.  It brings up a window where I can type a message for Rog alone.  I am not sure if you are cleared to know anything else about the interactions between Rog and me.  I don't care if you know, but I will leave that to Rog, since you seem to think you are closer to him than I am.  Rog, you can feel free to share any info about our relationship with Era, I have nothing to hide.  Just leave my husband out of it.  Plus, I would most certainly NEVER ask any one ever to install any AOL product, for Bob's sake.  And you may not appreciate my butting in, but other people have expressed to me that they appreciate my bizarre off the wall comments.  Others agree with you.  And since pretty much no one ever gets banned and your only complaint is that I posted in a thread you seem to think was a personal playground for you and Rog, I don't think you'll get very far.  I may understand your relationship with Rog, or maybe I don't, but mostly, I don't give a fuck and it is none of my business.  You can feel free to go back to munching on his cranium, since the two of you seem to enjoy that so much, hehehehehehehe :D
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Post by: EraPassing on March 12, 2005, 04:56:16 AM
There's this chick I know who, no matter what the situation you may be talking about, not only has experienced that situation, but handled it better than the person she's talking to, is more than willing to tell you how she handled it, and is far too jaded and blase about life to ever be impressed with something that might strongly affect another person.  She's absolutely chock-full of oh-so-well-meaning advice or related comments.  And on and on -
Well, yall get the mental image of the kind of person I'm talking about.  

What makes her condescension less tedious is that she actually has a clue.  Even at her most condescending, she's capable of holding her end of the conversation coherently instead of liberally splashing around advice and comments which, for all I know, are inspired by the fairies in her head.  This agreeable personality trait, and more importantly, the fact that I've never caught her talking about me behind my back, is what makes her completely different from Eldora.

And for anyone who doesn't understand this, the term "relationship" is really nothing more than the specific interaction between two people, and any given person on this board has a relationship with any other given person on this board.  If, as Eldora not-so-subtly hints, Rog's private relationship with her is stronger than my very public relationship with him, and this posts offends him...  Too bad.  I'll accept my "do never" comment.  At least I'm not interfering in that relationship behind her back, which is a courtesy she has, at least once, not bothered to extend to me.

So, yeah, this is a public forum, and we all get on each others' nerves after a while.  We all have irritating habits.  That does not mean that when one person has been the victim of another person's irritating habits more than once, that we are obliged to keep our mouths shut about being fed up with it.
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Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on March 12, 2005, 05:45:21 AM
Jesus fucking Eris, take a Midol.



[/insensitive comment of the week]



No really, grow a sense of humor.  Y'all just look silly.
Title: Rev Roger Lost in America, pt 2: Efrim lays the law down.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2005, 06:34:14 AM
I think everyone should take a valium.

We Doktors know what's best.  Everybody chill out, and leave the senseless tantrums to us experts.
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Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on March 12, 2005, 02:54:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerI think everyone should take a valium.

We Doktors know what's best.  Everybody chill out, and leave the senseless tantrums to us experts.
I did the next best thing, this decades mother's little helper is Zoloft.  Has helped the mood swings (no, really) and a lot of other things.  My skin is in better condition for one.  

I'm sorry, Era's comments are so over the top they are just making me laugh out loud.  Every bit of my relationship with Rog is what you see here.  We have exchanged PM's about stuff, Era has known him longer and I am sure she actually does know him better.  No sarcasm intended.  

And for the record, the only things ever mentioned about Era, not in her presense were

1  WTF is wrong with her and why is she over reacting?

2  Is she always like this?

3  I was going to say something snotty, but decided it was in everybody's best interest not to.  

And I have experienced many things and I am a buttinski.  It's in my nature.
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 12, 2005, 03:00:08 PM
what kind of a sissy catfight is this? looks to me like someone's trying to weasel out of a confrontation...

*lowers the steel cage around the ring*

that's it...now neither of you gets out until only one of you is left standing...

*grabs popcorn and beer*

*calls bookie*

whassat? Era's a 3 to 1 favorite? hmm...I'll put $50 on Era to win and another $50 at 7 to 1 on Era to score a Verbal TKO by the 3rd round...

are you ready?

are you ready?

let's get it on!

8)
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Post by: agent compassion on March 12, 2005, 04:40:50 PM
It's just not the PD boards without a meaningless argument. Though frankly, I don't see (not even with the insane hormones in my brain ATM) what Era's so pissed off about. She threw a comment out there, Eldora commented on that, and Era didn't like it.

SO. FUCKING. WHAT?

Get over it, and leave the snotty attitudes at home, it's not worth it.


8)
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2005, 05:31:02 PM
Quote from: EraPassingIf, as Eldora not-so-subtly hints, Rog's private relationship with her is stronger than my very public relationship with him, and this posts offends him...  Too bad.  I'll accept my "do never" comment.  At least I'm not interfering in that relationship behind her back, which is a courtesy she has, at least once, not bothered to extend to me.

I'm not offended.  I just think everyone needs to calm down just a bit.
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 12, 2005, 07:30:23 PM
fuck that shit!

I WANNA SEE A CATFIGHT!!

8)
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Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on March 12, 2005, 08:07:19 PM
Y'know what would be cool?  A Valium aerosol.  Stick it in a glass case labeled, "Break in case of tantrums".
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Post by: agent compassion on March 12, 2005, 08:16:39 PM
::hands Turd a couple of cats in heat::

You were saying?  :lol:
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 12, 2005, 08:26:32 PM
Quote from: Wenchmaster KY'know what would be cool?  A Valium aerosol.  Stick it in a glass case labeled, "Break in case of tantrums".

plus, it'd make huffing socially acceptable.

:lol:
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Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 13, 2005, 12:22:00 AM
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodagain, backwards.

what's wrong with karaoke bars?

8)

nothing i love karaoke man.

i don't get any of this.

can i jsut have vlaium in some pills? or ebtter yet gimme some weed, i don't need no fuckin pharmaceuticals. fuckign drug companies can lick my hairy fuckin balls.

edit: roger is scary?

rofl.
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Post by: EraPassing on March 13, 2005, 02:12:38 AM
*bites Rog's head*
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Post by: Ben on March 13, 2005, 02:20:02 AM
edited edit: Era is scary?
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 13, 2005, 03:01:52 AM
Quote from: EraPassing*bites Rog's head*

Ouch!

TGRR,
::pretends he doesn't like it::
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Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 13, 2005, 03:08:16 AM
Quote from: Manedited edit: Era is scary?

i dunno is she?

i think al women are scary at multiple times through out their existences.

inf act womena re the only thing i'm afraid of. i healthy fear i think.
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Post by: The meringue on March 14, 2005, 05:59:51 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerI think everyone should take a valium.

We Doktors know what's best.  Everybody chill out, and leave the senseless tantrums to us experts.

Oh fair reverend. teach me! teach me!  :lol:

*is dying with tears of laughter*
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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 14, 2005, 10:02:38 AM
Quote from: The meringue
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerI think everyone should take a valium.

We Doktors know what's best.  Everybody chill out, and leave the senseless tantrums to us experts.

Oh fair reverend. teach me! teach me!  :lol:

*is dying with tears of laughter*

He may just preach you. Or some random tongan savage might just do something horrible............nevermind all that.
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Post by: The Meringue on March 14, 2005, 10:06:51 AM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: The meringue
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerI think everyone should take a valium.

We Doktors know what's best.  Everybody chill out, and leave the senseless tantrums to us experts.

Oh fair reverend. teach me! teach me!  :lol:

*is dying with tears of laughter*

He may just preach you. Or some random tongan savage might just do something horrible............nevermind all that.

Damn.  :( here was I hoping for something more than the ordinary crap.
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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 14, 2005, 10:14:57 AM
Quote from: The Meringue
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: The meringue
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerI think everyone should take a valium.

We Doktors know what's best.  Everybody chill out, and leave the senseless tantrums to us experts.

Oh fair reverend. teach me! teach me!  :lol:

*is dying with tears of laughter*

He may just preach you. Or some random tongan savage might just do something horrible............nevermind all that.

Damn.  :( here was I hoping for something more than the ordinary crap.

Nope. This is PD, man. What do you want?
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Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 14, 2005, 10:20:00 AM
i crapped diferent colours before...
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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 14, 2005, 10:31:26 AM
Quote from: horabi crapped diferent colours before...

Yeah, I warned you about that gin.
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Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 14, 2005, 10:42:24 AM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: horabi crapped diferent colours before...

Yeah, I warned you about that gin.

there was gin in that acid... whoah
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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 14, 2005, 10:47:52 AM
Quote from: horab
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: horabi crapped diferent colours before...

Yeah, I warned you about that gin.

there was gin in that acid... whoah

Yup. You should always snif first.
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Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 14, 2005, 10:58:44 AM
nuts!
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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 14, 2005, 10:59:56 AM
Quote from: horabnuts!

strife!
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Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 14, 2005, 11:00:23 AM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: horabnuts!

strife!

that's all there ever is, isn't there?
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Post by: Guido Finucci on March 14, 2005, 11:03:12 AM
Quote from: horab
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: horabnuts!

strife!

that's all there ever is, isn't there?

And gonads! Don't forget the gonads with your strife!
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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 14, 2005, 11:04:59 AM
Quote from: Slapdash & Cavalier
Quote from: horab
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: horabnuts!

strife!

that's all there ever is, isn't there?

And gonads! Don't forget the gonads with your strife!

We already mentioned those, you know.
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Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 14, 2005, 11:06:12 AM
bollocks!
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Post by: Guido Finucci on March 14, 2005, 11:07:01 AM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Slapdash & Cavalier
Quote from: horab
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: horabnuts!

strife!

that's all there ever is, isn't there?

And gonads! Don't forget the gonads with your strife!

We already mentioned those, you know.

Nuts a quite a different thing. Nuts roast nicely, without screaming.
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Post by: The Meringue on March 14, 2005, 11:08:04 AM
Quote from: Slapdash & Cavalier
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Slapdash & Cavalier
Quote from: horab
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: horabnuts!

strife!

that's all there ever is, isn't there?

And gonads! Don't forget the gonads with your strife!

We already mentioned those, you know.

Nuts a quite a different thing. Nuts roast nicely, without screaming.

depends on what you mean by "nuts" just ask nobby.
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Post by: Guido Finucci on March 14, 2005, 11:11:10 AM
Quote from: The Meringue
Quote from: Slapdash & Cavalier
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Slapdash & Cavalier
Quote from: horab
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: horabnuts!

strife!

that's all there ever is, isn't there?

And gonads! Don't forget the gonads with your strife!

We already mentioned those, you know.

Nuts a quite a different thing. Nuts roast nicely, without screaming.

depends on what you mean by "nuts" just ask nobby.

You nibbled Nobby's nuts? You fiend.
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Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 14, 2005, 11:12:16 AM
but what does thsi have to do with raw mountain oysters?
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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 14, 2005, 11:13:29 AM
Quote from: Slapdash & Cavalier
Quote from: The Meringue
Quote from: Slapdash & Cavalier
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Slapdash & Cavalier
Quote from: horab
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: horabnuts!

strife!

that's all there ever is, isn't there?

And gonads! Don't forget the gonads with your strife!

We already mentioned those, you know.

Nuts a quite a different thing. Nuts roast nicely, without screaming.

depends on what you mean by "nuts" just ask nobby.

You nibbled Nobby's nuts? You fiend.

By the NIBBLED GNOME'S NADS of NIPPERMORE!

NUTS IS NUTS AND STRIFE WILL FUCKING YOU ALL!
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Post by: DJRubberducky on March 14, 2005, 03:26:48 PM
I'm reminded of a conversation I had with somebody Saturday night.

Him: "I didn't give up sex for Lent.  I gave up crazy girlfriends for Lent."

Me: "Just a hint, kid: Every girlfriend is going to be psycho a few days out of every month.  Get them on the pill, and then you can predict it."
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Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on March 14, 2005, 05:06:34 PM
Quote from: horabbut what does thsi have to do with raw mountain oysters?
That's Rocky Mountain Oysters, you dork  :roll:
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Post by: LMNO on March 14, 2005, 05:11:03 PM
Ah, but what if they were raw rocky mountain oysters?
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Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on March 14, 2005, 05:25:39 PM
Quote from: LMNOAh, but what if they were raw rocky mountain oysters?
I would give you my share.  Actually I would do that anyway, (http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/prank/repuke.gif)
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 14, 2005, 07:14:06 PM
Quote from: DJRubberduckyI'm reminded of a conversation I had with somebody Saturday night.

Him: "I didn't give up sex for Lent.  I gave up crazy girlfriends for Lent."

Me: "Just a hint, kid: Every girlfriend is going to be a raving psycho all the time. Keep a handgun close by so you can defend yourself if need be."

edited for accuracy.

8)
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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 14, 2005, 07:22:35 PM
What about Rocky Mountain Claw Shrimp or the Great North American Prairie Squid?
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Post by: Guido Finucci on March 14, 2005, 09:33:53 PM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: horabbut what does thsi have to do with raw mountain oysters?
That's Rocky Mountain Oysters, you dork  :roll:

Now, now. Let's not be intolerant of other cultures. The world has Mountain Oysters, the world does not have the Rocky Mountains.
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Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on March 14, 2005, 11:32:28 PM
Quote from: Slapdash & Cavalier
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: horabbut what does thsi have to do with raw mountain oysters?
That's Rocky Mountain Oysters, you dork  :roll:

Now, now. Let's not be intolerant of other cultures. The world has Mountain Oysters, the world does not have the Rocky Mountains.
1  I have never heard them called anything but Rocky Mountain Oysters.

2  I didn't realise this 'delicacy' was eaten anywhere else.

3  Horab lives waaaaay closer to the Rocky Mountains than I do.

4  How much is that doggie in the window? :wink:
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Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 14, 2005, 11:33:36 PM
i ehard the term in texas.

/me shrugs.
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Post by: Guido Finucci on March 15, 2005, 01:34:27 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy1  I have never heard them called anything but Rocky Mountain Oysters.

2  I didn't realise this 'delicacy' was eaten anywhere else.

3  Horab lives waaaaay closer to the Rocky Mountains than I do.

4  How much is that doggie in the window? :wink:

1) More things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio... No need to go calling people dorky just because they're different.

4) For you, my rates are very reasonable.
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Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on March 15, 2005, 02:32:55 AM
Quote from: Slapdash & Cavalier
1) More things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio... No need to go calling people dorky just because they're different.

4) For you, my rates are very reasonable.

1  Sorry, but keep in mind, I have a 4 year old in my house and dork has become a term of endearment, no really,  :roll:

2  OOOooooohhh, it is a good thing for me that you live on a different continent  :wink:
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Post by: Bob the Mediocre on March 15, 2005, 06:05:11 AM
Quote from: DJRubberduckyHim: "I didn't give up sex for Lent.  I gave up crazy girlfriends for Lent."

A friend's professor: "When I was 14, I gave up Catholisicm for Lent. My Priest never forgave me."
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Post by: Hoshiko on March 15, 2005, 06:22:00 AM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Slapdash & Cavalier
Quote from: The Meringue
Quote from: Slapdash & Cavalier
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Slapdash & Cavalier
Quote from: horab
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: horabnuts!

strife!

that's all there ever is, isn't there?

And gonads! Don't forget the gonads with your strife!

We already mentioned those, you know.

Nuts a quite a different thing. Nuts roast nicely, without screaming.

depends on what you mean by "nuts" just ask nobby.

You nibbled Nobby's nuts? You fiend.

By the NIBBLED GNOME'S NADS of NIPPERMORE!

NUTS IS NUTS AND STRIFE WILL FUCKING YOU ALL!

Add Rocky Mountain Oysters and the word Dork and hilarity ensues. :mrgreen:

I've lived right next to the rocky mountains, and let me tell you, I ain't eating anything that those people call oysters, ever.

The people of Guido can have them and call them anything they'd like.
Title: Rev Roger Lost in America, pt 2: Efrim lays the law down.
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on March 15, 2005, 07:23:06 PM
Quote from: HoshikoAdd Rocky Mountain Oysters and the word Dork and hilarity ensues. :mrgreen:
I've lived right next to the rocky mountains, and let me tell you, I ain't eating anything that those people call oysters, ever.

The people of Guido can have them and call them anything they'd like.
I am glad someone finally got that joke  :roll:
Thanks for being as twisted as me, Hoshi  :wink:
Title: Rev Roger Lost in America, pt 2: Efrim lays the law down.
Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 15, 2005, 07:47:16 PM
i don't thin kit matters what moutnain they come from...

i wouldn't eat them either tho.
Title: Rev Roger Lost in America, pt 2: Efrim lays the law down.
Post by: LMNO on March 15, 2005, 08:06:36 PM
::claps hands::


Attention!


Did anyone not realize that Eldora was referring to deep fried bull testicles?


Anyone?  A show of hands, please....
Title: Rev Roger Lost in America, pt 2: Efrim lays the law down.
Post by: Bella on March 15, 2005, 08:12:15 PM
::raises her hand::

I didn't realize she meant deep fried. :shock:
That's just gross.........all that grease could kill someone.
Title: Rev Roger Lost in America, pt 2: Efrim lays the law down.
Post by: fluffy on March 15, 2005, 08:46:32 PM

eeewwwwwwwwwwwww

they don't tell you that in bunny school
that's just gross

ewwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Rev Roger Lost in America, pt 2: Efrim lays the law down.
Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 15, 2005, 08:50:13 PM
Quote from: LMNO::claps hands::


Attention!


Did anyone not realize that Eldora was referring to deep fried bull testicles?


Anyone?  A show of hands, please....

and here i thought she was talking about people's nuts.

or at least i thought i was.

see raw moutnain oysters aren't rocky mountain oysters at all.
Title: Rev Roger Lost in America, pt 2: Efrim lays the law down.
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 16, 2005, 08:43:49 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom::raises her hand::

I didn't realize she meant deep fried. :shock:
That's just gross.........all that grease could kill someone.

But that's the point.
Title: Re: Rev Roger Lost in America, pt 2: Efrim lays the law down.
Post by: the last yatto on March 07, 2010, 09:42:53 AM
Quote from: Sepia on March 12, 2005, 02:01:44 AM
POPCORN!
:popcorn:
Title: Re: Rev Roger Lost in America, pt 2: Efrim lays the law down.
Post by: Payne on March 08, 2010, 12:42:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 15, 2005, 08:06:36 PM
::claps hands::


Attention!


Did anyone not realize that Eldora was referring to deep fried bull testicles?


Anyone?  A show of hands, please....

This post is rather funny, right next to (as it is) the Alpha Panced Ones current avatar.
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