Eris loves us all and wants to teach us macrame. Eris is really nice and didn't destroy a whole civilization because she got snubbed and you can't prove anything so stop saying that.
Eris wants us all to be nice to each other and she shoot rainbows out of her forehead and pisses pure patchouli. She is amothering type, and is always willing to share her stash. She wouldn't hurt a fly, because Bad Things aren't REAL chaos.
So there.
Chaos is smoggy gray pollution and pink bunny minions for religion of bloody hell and war. Kill Eris!
Quote from: ¬°?!Chaos is smoggy gray pollution and pink bunny minions for religion of bloody hell and war. Kill Eris!
You are a horrible, horrible person.
Eris is sweetness and light.
Eris is the detonator on my explosives.
You sound just like the Christians. Jehova is pure goodness. The God of wrath? No, no, He's the God of love and forgiveness.
Fuck that.
Eris is a bitch, and she slaps me like it, very often.
Quote from: ¬°?!You sound just like the Christians. Jehova is pure goodness. The God of wrath? No, no, He's the God of love and forgiveness.
http://principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=4327
Closed-captioned for the sarcasm-impaired.
Eris keeps her hands clean the same way I do. Give people enough rope and they hang themselves, so you don't have to. :roll: Plus, I like macrame and would be glad to teach it.
Quote from: This thread saidChaos is fluffy white clouds and pink bunnies and shit.
Actually, white fluffy clouds are a study in Chaos. Details only upon request. Pink bunnies, do you ever watch Malcolm in the Middle? Don't ask. Shit can be quite chaotic, especially the first one of a new born. The first week, nothing to eat that does not come from a breast, but they poop something that looks like spinache, I swear :shock:
wait...are you telling me that your breasts dispense spinach?
8)
Quote from: hasn't seen breasts in a whilewait...are you telling me that your breasts dispense spinach?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I think she was saying no matter what you feed a baby when they're brand new, they poop something spinachy.
::not looking forward to that part of motherhood::
Quote from: agent compassionQuote from: hasn't seen breasts in a whilewait...are you telling me that your breasts dispense spinach?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I think she was saying no matter what you feed a baby when they're brand new, they poop something spinachy.
::not looking forward to that part of motherhood::
The very first one looks like hot fudge, then for a few days it looks like spinache, then after a couple of weeks it looks like regular baby poop. Of course this is the way it goes if you breast feed, if you use formula you have other weird things to deal with :roll:
:shock: :shock: :shock:
I will never use formula. Ugh.
I'm not carrying these mammoths around for my whole life just to not use them for their original purpose!
Quote from: agent compassion:shock: :shock: :shock:
I will never use formula. Ugh.
I'm not carrying these mammoths around for my whole life just to not use them for their original purpose!
Define "original purpose" in this context.
TGRR,
Is probably going to disagree with you. :lol:
Quote from: TiggerDefine "original purpose"
Feeding babies, duh.
And by "babies" I mean those little tiny ones, not the full-grown ones.
:wink:
Quote from: agent compassionQuote from: TiggerDefine "original purpose"
Feeding babies, duh.
And by "babies" I mean those little tiny ones, not the full-grown ones.
:wink:
I just fed the one that cried the loudest :roll:
By full grown I meant grownups who just ACT like babies...
:lol:
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerEris loves us all and wants to teach us macrame. Eris is really nice and didn't destroy a whole civilization because she got snubbed and you can't prove anything so stop saying that.
Eris wants us all to be nice to each other and she shoot rainbows out of her forehead and pisses pure patchouli. She is amothering type, and is always willing to share her stash. She wouldn't hurt a fly, because Bad Things aren't REAL chaos.
So there.
my piss is pure thc. fuk i coudl sell me piss for 20$ a go, it's some m0f0x0rin hi grade stuff. or uh high test. lol. get high if ya linger after the toilet bowl for too long.
i'm off to church now to get a piece of ass. mmm hawt religious b4bez0rz!!!
Quote from: agent compassionQuote from: TiggerDefine "original purpose"
Feeding babies, duh.
And by "babies" I mean those little tiny ones, not the full-grown ones.
:wink:
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/sadbanana.gif)
Woah, the banana's not dancing? Did I do that? Shit, score another mystical power for me, huh?
Ph3ar my awesome abilities of making art that makes people soil themselves and the power to make bananas stop dancing! w00t!
8) :lol:
Quote from: agent compassionWoah, the banana's not dancing? Did I do that? Shit, score another mystical power for me, huh?
Ph3ar my awesome abilities of making art that makes people soil themselves and the power to make bananas stop dancing! w00t!
8) :lol:
Can you make the banana do THIS?
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/idhitit.gif)
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: agent compassionWoah, the banana's not dancing? Did I do that? Shit, score another mystical power for me, huh?
Ph3ar my awesome abilities of making art that makes people soil themselves and the power to make bananas stop dancing! w00t!
8) :lol:
Can you make the banana do THIS?
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/idhitit.gif)
Um, are we still talking about tits? :shock:
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: agent compassionWoah, the banana's not dancing? Did I do that? Shit, score another mystical power for me, huh?
Ph3ar my awesome abilities of making art that makes people soil themselves and the power to make bananas stop dancing! w00t!
8) :lol:
Can you make the banana do THIS?
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/idhitit.gif)
Um, are we still talking about tits? :shock:
You say that like it's a BAD thing...:lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyQuote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Can you make the banana do THIS?
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/idhitit.gif)
Um, are we still talking about tits? :shock:
You say that like it's a BAD thing...:lol:
Just checking Rog, your mind makes more left turns than an old wheelbarrow that can't go right :D
Or something. It makes more left turns than mine and I lose people, so I was just checking that you hadn't gone off somewhere else when I wasn't paying attention :wink:
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyQuote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Can you make the banana do THIS?
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/idhitit.gif)
Um, are we still talking about tits? :shock:
You say that like it's a BAD thing...:lol:
Just checking Rog, your mind makes more left turns than an old wheelbarrow that can't go right :D
Or something. It makes more left turns than mine and I lose people, so I was just checking that you hadn't gone off somewhere else when I wasn't paying attention :wink:
Um, actually, I was off tormenting neocons.
Quote from: TiggerUm, actually, I was off tormenting neocons.
That's a fine way to spend a sunny afternoon! 8)
Quote from: agent compassionQuote from: TiggerUm, actually, I was off tormenting neocons.
That's a fine way to spend a sunny afternoon! 8)
The 700 Club website is like my own personal hunting preserve.
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Quote from: TiggerThe 700 Club website is like my own personal hunting preserve.
Do tell. I must hear more of these trolling ways.
:twisted:
Quote from: agent compassionQuote from: TiggerThe 700 Club website is like my own personal hunting preserve.
Do tell. I must hear more of these trolling ways.
:twisted:
1. You need a cable modem to do ti properly.
2. You need to find your own victims. Teh 700 Club is MINE.
1. Don't have cable modem.
2. I meant show me some *samples* of your awesome trollishness.
3. There are more than enough 700 club weirdo types for everyone on this board to have a whack at them and then some.
:mrgreen:
Quote from: agent compassion1. Don't have cable modem.
2. I meant show me some *samples* of your awesome trollishness.
3. There are more than enough 700 club weirdo types for everyone on this board to have a whack at them and then some.
:mrgreen:
1. Get one, as soon as you can.
2. I wish I could. For some reason, they erase my timeless prose almost as fast as I can type it.
3. There are many weirdos, but these are MINE!
Quote from: Tigger
1. Get one, as soon as you can.
2. I wish I could. For some reason, they erase my timeless prose almost as fast as I can type it.
3. There are many weirdos, but these are MINE!
1. Why would I do that when I can use T1 at the school for free? :)
2. Notepad, Crtl-C, Crtl-V.
8)
Quote from: agent compassionQuote from: Tigger
1. Get one, as soon as you can.
2. I wish I could. For some reason, they erase my timeless prose almost as fast as I can type it.
3. There are many weirdos, but these are MINE!
1. Why would I do that when I can use T1 at the school for free? :)
2. Notepad, Crtl-C, Crtl-V.
8)
1. Because *I* can change my IP at will?
2. I'll save some of my next ones.
Quote from: Tigger1. Because *I* can change my IP at will?
Ah, so
you're IP Freely...
8)
Quote from: agent compassionQuote from: Tigger1. Because *I* can change my IP at will?
Ah, so you're IP Freely...
8)
Yup! I wrote a book, once. :lol:
Quote from: IP FreelyYup! I wrote a book, once.
"The Yellow River," right? Say, are you related to Ace?
8)
*vomits*
ha ha! 8)
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: ¬°?!Chaos is smoggy gray pollution and pink bunny minions for religion of bloody hell and war. Kill Eris!
You are a horrible, horrible person.
Eris is sweetness and light.
Eris wants you to wake the fuck up man! only she doesn't much care how that happens. and once you've woken up you avoid her like the fucken plague, Eris wants to break you down and grind you up and have you watch at the same time so you can see what it looks like to be a serf.
Chaos is death, and damnation. Chaos is a life without time to live, chained to a desk in tower one where your manager tells you to keep doing your job while he parachutes to safety long after the smoke from the fire has made that impossible. Chaos is the eyes that see past the veil, into the thinly disguised concentration camp where the common worker is sent to the chamber for earning too little. Where one human being grinds another into the sand, to stand at the top of an illusory pyramid. How many people have you suffocated to death on these verdent shores just to stand on top of the sandcastle and eat your gritty prepackaged tv dinners?
The Meringue: A concerned non-sequiteur.
Quote from: The meringueEris wants you to wake the fuck up man!
<snip>
Chaos is death, and damnation.... blah blah blah doom blah blah
Translation: Eris wants you to be free. I'm free now so I'm off back to the Rut of Soulessness.
Newsflash -- We've always been free. Some people are born with clue, some acquire clue, the rest are the playthings of Eris. I like your T-shirt btw.
Quote from: Slapdash & CavalierQuote from: The meringueEris wants you to wake the fuck up man!
<snip>
Chaos is death, and damnation.... blah blah blah doom blah blah
Translation: Eris wants you to be free. I'm free now so I'm off back to the Rut of Soulessness.
Newsflash -- We've always been free. Some people are born with clue, some acquire clue, the rest are the playthings of Eris. I like your T-shirt btw.
Here's where you and I differ Slapper. The misfortunate thuddites while a source of entertainment or not deserve some gentle handling. All you've done is take the way the con acts and place it in the eristic paradigm, making you less than a pathetic bottom-feeder, your a plagairist pathetic bottom-feeder.
Might doesn't make right, because one day you won't be so mighty, and you won't exactly think it fair then. I hope you remember that when you retire and the government taxes you your pension away because you're no longer earning anything.
Quote from: The meringueQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: ¬°?!Chaos is smoggy gray pollution and pink bunny minions for religion of bloody hell and war. Kill Eris!
You are a horrible, horrible person.
Eris is sweetness and light.
Eris wants you to wake the fuck up man! only she doesn't much care how that happens. and once you've woken up you avoid her like the fucken plague, Eris wants to break you down and grind you up and have you watch at the same time so you can see what it looks like to be a serf.
Chaos is death, and damnation. Chaos is a life without time to live, chained to a desk in tower one where your manager tells you to keep doing your job while he parachutes to safety long after the smoke from the fire has made that impossible. Chaos is the eyes that see past the veil, into the thinly disguised concentration camp where the common worker is sent to the chamber for earning too little. Where one human being grinds another into the sand, to stand at the top of an illusory pyramid. How many people have you suffocated to death on these verdent shores just to stand on top of the sandcastle and eat your gritty prepackaged tv dinners?
The Meringue: A concerned non-sequiteur.
Roger, if you killed him, we still want some of the pie.
Quote from: The MeringueHere's where you and I differ Slapper. The misfortunate thuddites while a source of entertainment or not deserve some gentle handling. All you've done is take the way the con acts and place it in the eristic paradigm...
We differ in this? I treat them gently (regardless of belief and deserving -- things I have difficulty nailing down at the best of times).
I haven't taken away any con act at all -- precisely what made you think that the Eristic paradigm was first among equals? It is as much of a con as all the others. It's attractiveness lies soley in that it is a con that trys to con you into being con-proof. Naturally it is doomed to failure, until it is, like all the others, rejected. Or to put it another way, it ony works because there is no
real reason to accept it over any other.
What I
did do, was nibble at your troll to see what sort of an entertainment you were -- so let us stop playing this game and play the meta-game instead. I find it, by far, more rewarding. (Besides, you've been around long enough that we can't see who can piss higher up the Erisian doctrine with mere words; we'd have to play for the cheers and barracking of a highly intoxicated audience, or not at all).
Quote from: The Meringue... making you less than a pathetic bottom-feeder, your a plagairist pathetic bottom-feeder.
We are all pathetic plagarising bottom-feeders but some of us are looking at the stars, but not me; I yam what I yam. Yuck, yuck, yuck.
Quote from: The MeringueMight doesn't make right, because one day you won't be so mighty, and you won't exactly think it fair then. I hope you remember that when you retire and the government taxes you your pension away because you're no longer earning anything.
Might absolutely makes right. Sole and absolute right to do as you please. If you don't use it to make the world such that it will catch you when the mighty fall then you'll land on something hard. If human history has shown us anything, then it has surely shown us that thinking something was unfair only ever matter when it was the mighty doing the thinking.
As for my retirement -- I am lucky enough to live in a socialist welfare state where the retired enjoy pensions in the hand of at least 80% of the average salary. Not only that, but I am old money (at least as old as this country gets) and my grandchildren will still be living off the fruits of my great grandfather's fortuitious land investments, even if I piss away as much as I am physically capable of doing. Thus I am afforded the bourgeois pleasures of slacking on the 'Net and drinking as much as I can hold down. The descendants of the Bush dynasty can tax the American old folk as much as they can get away with and it will matter to me about as much as your need for emotional validation.
King Kong died for your sins.
Oh ye of little pessimism :lol:
Quote from: Slapdash & Cavalier
King Kong died for your sins.
for mine too?
Quote from: The MeringueOh ye of little pessimism :lol:
Does this mean that you aren't going to engage? If you don't, I'll drink. I swear.
Quote from: horabQuote from: Slapdash & Cavalier
King Kong died for your sins.
for mine too?
Last I checked, you didn't have any sins worth dying for. Yours just blow away int he smoke...
:/
Quote from: Slapdash & CavalierQuote from: The MeringueOh ye of little pessimism :lol:
Does this mean that you aren't going to engage? If you don't, I'll drink. I swear.
And I'll swear and drink either way.
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: Slapdash & CavalierQuote from: The MeringueOh ye of little pessimism :lol:
Does this mean that you aren't going to engage? If you don't, I'll drink. I swear.
And I'll swear and drink either way.
well go ahead and drink, it's not me that's needing the emotional gratification if you're threatening self harm if I don't keep attempting to batter your ego. Me abuse, you abuse, same old same old right? now hold still, this is going to hurt.
Quote from: The meringuewell go ahead and drink, it's not me that's needing the emotional gratification if you're threatening self harm if I don't keep attempting to batter your ego. Me abuse, you abuse, same old same old right? now hold still, this is going to hurt.
/me assumes the position, fully expecting to be disappointed by the outburst.
(You wouldn't kick a
puppy would you? :shock: )
Quote from: Slapdash & CavalierQuote from: The meringuewell go ahead and drink, it's not me that's needing the emotional gratification if you're threatening self harm if I don't keep attempting to batter your ego. Me abuse, you abuse, same old same old right? now hold still, this is going to hurt.
/me assumes the position, fully expecting to be disappointed by the outburst.
(You wouldn't kick a puppy would you? :shock: )
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Hey it's nothing I haven't been accused of before, might as well provide the proof to the rumour.
Quote from: The MeringueQuote from: Slapdash & CavalierQuote from: The meringuewell go ahead and drink, it's not me that's needing the emotional gratification if you're threatening self harm if I don't keep attempting to batter your ego. Me abuse, you abuse, same old same old right? now hold still, this is going to hurt.
/me assumes the position, fully expecting to be disappointed by the outburst.
(You wouldn't kick a puppy would you? :shock: )
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Hey it's nothing I haven't been accused of before, might as well provide the proof to the rumour.
/me draws an exectant breath...
None of this has absolutely anything to do with anything related to the merest hint of the slightest inkling of the worm.
Quote from: Slapdash & CavalierQuote from: The MeringueQuote from: Slapdash & CavalierQuote from: The meringuewell go ahead and drink, it's not me that's needing the emotional gratification if you're threatening self harm if I don't keep attempting to batter your ego. Me abuse, you abuse, same old same old right? now hold still, this is going to hurt.
/me assumes the position, fully expecting to be disappointed by the outburst.
(You wouldn't kick a puppy would you? :shock: )
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Hey it's nothing I haven't been accused of before, might as well provide the proof to the rumour.
/me draws an exectant breath...
Kicks the puppy and feels good about it* GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!!!!!!!!111ONE!
Quote from: The MeringueQuote from: Slapdash & CavalierQuote from: The MeringueQuote from: Slapdash & CavalierQuote from: The meringuewell go ahead and drink, it's not me that's needing the emotional gratification if you're threatening self harm if I don't keep attempting to batter your ego. Me abuse, you abuse, same old same old right? now hold still, this is going to hurt.
/me assumes the position, fully expecting to be disappointed by the outburst.
(You wouldn't kick a puppy would you? :shock: )
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Hey it's nothing I haven't been accused of before, might as well provide the proof to the rumour.
/me draws an exectant breath...
Kicks the puppy and feels good about it* GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!!!!!!!!111ONE!
... and is really disappointed when you decided not to play.
Thhhhhhbbbbbbt!
*stabs the next poster*
And that had nothing to do with the worm either.
Quote from: Slapdash & CavalierAnd that had nothing to do with the wortm either.
Nor did it have anything to do with the flies.
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: Slapdash & CavalierAnd that had nothing to do with the wortm either.
Nor did it have anything to do with the flies.
Quite so. Now where were we?
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: Slapdash & CavalierAnd that had nothing to do with the wortm either.
Nor did it have anything to do with the flies.
Hey, sometimes you gotta scoop your own eyes out and fuck your own mind, even if you can't afford a dildo and have to use a broom handle.
Finklestein!
We were involved in a heated discussion about the deleterious effects of ass jacking whilst on crack.
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCWe were involved in a heated discussion about the deleterious effects of ass jacking whilst on crack.
You freeze your arse and scrape the layer of ice off it to make stronger arse.... while on crack?
That is fucked up, right there.
Quote from: Slapdash & CavalierQuote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCWe were involved in a heated discussion about the deleterious effects of ass jacking whilst on crack.
You freeze your arse and scrape the layer of ice off it to make stronger arse.... while on crack?
That is fucked up, right there.
Plastic surgery the way it should be, painful and convoluted! :lol:
Quote from: The MEringueQuote from: Slapdash & CavalierQuote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCWe were involved in a heated discussion about the deleterious effects of ass jacking whilst on crack.
You freeze your arse and scrape the layer of ice off it to make stronger arse.... while on crack?
That is fucked up, right there.
Plastic surgery the way it should be, painful and convoluted! :lol:
No. That's too crass for what we do to puppies man. Sheesh. Keep it down! There are kids around here!
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerEris loves us all and wants to teach us macrame. Eris is really nice and didn't destroy a whole civilization because she got snubbed and you can't prove anything so stop saying that.
Eris wants us all to be nice to each other and she shoot rainbows out of her forehead and pisses pure patchouli. She is amothering type, and is always willing to share her stash. She wouldn't hurt a fly, because Bad Things aren't REAL chaos.
So there.
Chaos is very rarely beneficial, in the grand scheme of things.
Especially as implimented by humans. Usually it results in war, genocide, and mass starvation. The Hutu/Tutsi conflict is a good example of this, as is Bosnia. The recent history of Iraq is an even better example.
that all depends on what you consider beneficial.
eradicating the Tutsis = probably not beneficial
eradicating the entire population of the balkans = probably long overdue
8)
Quote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerEris loves us all and wants to teach us macrame. Eris is really nice and didn't destroy a whole civilization because she got snubbed and you can't prove anything so stop saying that.
Eris wants us all to be nice to each other and she shoot rainbows out of her forehead and pisses pure patchouli. She is amothering type, and is always willing to share her stash. She wouldn't hurt a fly, because Bad Things aren't REAL chaos.
So there.
Chaos is very rarely beneficial, in the grand scheme of things.
Especially as implimented by humans. Usually it results in war, genocide, and mass starvation. The Hutu/Tutsi conflict is a good example of this, as is Bosnia. The recent history of Iraq is an even better example.
Chaos doesn't cause genocides. People who want State or Social Order and Power cause genocides....and wars, and all that. We just blame chaos so we can pass the buck and live off of the very people our politicians and corporate bosses are fucking over and murdering. (That's the american way and america pwns the world.)
chaos is a amthematical abstract describign the whole of creation from an outside point of view.
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerEris loves us all and wants to teach us macrame. Eris is really nice and didn't destroy a whole civilization because she got snubbed and you can't prove anything so stop saying that.
Eris wants us all to be nice to each other and she shoot rainbows out of her forehead and pisses pure patchouli. She is amothering type, and is always willing to share her stash. She wouldn't hurt a fly, because Bad Things aren't REAL chaos.
So there.
Chaos is very rarely beneficial, in the grand scheme of things.
Especially as implimented by humans. Usually it results in war, genocide, and mass starvation. The Hutu/Tutsi conflict is a good example of this, as is Bosnia. The recent history of Iraq is an even better example.
Chaos doesn't cause genocides. People who want State or Social Order and Power cause genocides....and wars, and all that. We just blame chaos so we can pass the buck and live off of the very people our politicians and corporate bosses are fucking over and murdering. (That's the american way and america pwns the world.)
Incorrect. The Hutu/Tutsi genocide occured during a breakdown of law.
The world != America.
Quote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerEris loves us all and wants to teach us macrame. Eris is really nice and didn't destroy a whole civilization because she got snubbed and you can't prove anything so stop saying that.
Eris wants us all to be nice to each other and she shoot rainbows out of her forehead and pisses pure patchouli. She is amothering type, and is always willing to share her stash. She wouldn't hurt a fly, because Bad Things aren't REAL chaos.
So there.
Chaos is very rarely beneficial, in the grand scheme of things.
Especially as implimented by humans. Usually it results in war, genocide, and mass starvation. The Hutu/Tutsi conflict is a good example of this, as is Bosnia. The recent history of Iraq is an even better example.
Chaos doesn't cause genocides. People who want State or Social Order and Power cause genocides....and wars, and all that. We just blame chaos so we can pass the buck and live off of the very people our politicians and corporate bosses are fucking over and murdering. (That's the american way and america pwns the world.)
Incorrect. The Hutu/Tutsi genocide occured during a breakdown of law.
The world != America.
No it didn't. I was in Kigali when that shit started. There was a war between rebels and the gov't, but the shit didn't hit the fan until the gov't decided to broadcast via radio to all the war refugees that they should kill the Tutsis. A group called the Interahamwe then went around and armed all refugees with machetes and knives and other implements and they went up to everyone asking for their passbooks. (In Rwanda everyone had to carry a passbook which describes your racial background.) If the passbook said "Tutsi" they took you out to the highway and hacked you up.
The violence didn't stop until the rebels finally ousted the gov't and shot up all those idiot Interahamwe scumbags. You should see the spectacle of men armed with machetes trying to defend themselves against machine gun fire and mortars. The assholes deserved it either way.
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerEris loves us all and wants to teach us macrame. Eris is really nice and didn't destroy a whole civilization because she got snubbed and you can't prove anything so stop saying that.
Eris wants us all to be nice to each other and she shoot rainbows out of her forehead and pisses pure patchouli. She is amothering type, and is always willing to share her stash. She wouldn't hurt a fly, because Bad Things aren't REAL chaos.
So there.
Chaos is very rarely beneficial, in the grand scheme of things.
Especially as implimented by humans. Usually it results in war, genocide, and mass starvation. The Hutu/Tutsi conflict is a good example of this, as is Bosnia. The recent history of Iraq is an even better example.
Chaos doesn't cause genocides. People who want State or Social Order and Power cause genocides....and wars, and all that. We just blame chaos so we can pass the buck and live off of the very people our politicians and corporate bosses are fucking over and murdering. (That's the american way and america pwns the world.)
Incorrect. The Hutu/Tutsi genocide occured during a breakdown of law.
The world != America.
No it didn't. I was in Kigali when that shit started. There was a war between rebels and the gov't, but the shit didn't hit the fan until the gov't decided to broadcast via radio to all the war refugees that they should kill the Tutsis. A group called the Interahamwe then went around and armed all refugees with machetes and knives and other implements and they went up to everyone asking for their passbooks. (In Rwanda everyone had to carry a passbook which describes your racial background.) If the passbook said "Tutsi" they took you out to the highway and hacked you up.
The violence didn't stop until the rebels finally ousted the gov't and shot up all those idiot Interahamwe scumbags. You should see the spectacle of men armed with machetes trying to defend themselves against machine gun fire and mortars. The assholes deserved it either way.
You call that law? No, that was one or two idiots that made a very, very bad decision.
BTW- most of Rwanda's neighbors have the same racial makeup...Tutsi/Hutu and have the same sort of problems. Every few years some group of Hutus decides to kill some more Tutsis. It's almost a predictable cycle.
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCBTW- most of Rwanda's neighbors have the same racial makeup...Tutsi/Hutu and have the same sort of problems. Every few years some group of Hutus decides to kill some more Tutsis. It's almost a predictable cycle.
Doesn't make it lawful.
Chaos doesn't have to be unpredictable, at contradictory as that may sound.
Quote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCBTW- most of Rwanda's neighbors have the same racial makeup...Tutsi/Hutu and have the same sort of problems. Every few years some group of Hutus decides to kill some more Tutsis. It's almost a predictable cycle.
Doesn't make it lawful.
Chaos doesn't have to be unpredictable, at contradictory as that may sound.
These are usually supported by local gov't and authorities, unless the Tutsis are in charge. (Which is probably why the Tutsis like to try to stay in charge....they get tired of being killed on, you know.) But, actually, Rwanda in '94 was quite peaceful. You heard reports about the fighting and you saw refugees in the streets, but it was very orderly....unless you account for the almost daily demonstrations against one group or another by one group or another. When the killing really started, you heard a lot of noise, like a New Year's Eve party across the city (Kigali) and just stayed inside and hoped to all gods they wouldn't come looking for the foreigners. But it was all very legal. Both the Tutsis and the Hutus are all about legality. That's why they fight each other for state power.
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCBTW- most of Rwanda's neighbors have the same racial makeup...Tutsi/Hutu and have the same sort of problems. Every few years some group of Hutus decides to kill some more Tutsis. It's almost a predictable cycle.
Doesn't make it lawful.
Chaos doesn't have to be unpredictable, at contradictory as that may sound.
These are usually supported by local gov't and authorities, unless the Tutsis are in charge. (Which is probably why the Tutsis like to try to stay in charge....they get tired of being killed on, you know.) But, actually, Rwanda in '94 was quite peaceful. You heard reports about the fighting and you saw refugees in the streets, but it was very orderly....unless you account for the almost daily demonstrations against one group or another by one group or another. When the killing really started, you heard a lot of noise, like a New Year's Eve party across the city (Kigali) and just stayed inside and hoped to all gods they wouldn't come looking for the foreigners. But it was all very legal. Both the Tutsis and the Hutus are all about legality. That's why they fight each other for state power.
Were the killings ordered under law, or was that an arbitrary call by a wannabe Pol Pot? That's all I'm asking.
Quote from: HughBut it was all very legal. Both the Tutsis and the Hutus are all about legality. That's why they fight each other for state power.
That's fucked up man.
So they both want law and order, but they want it THEIR way, so they're killing each other over it, which creates disorder of a destructive murderous sort.
and don;t forget the drugged death squads, who are particularly popular in african politics.
Quote from: horaband don;t forget the drugged death squads, who are particularly popular in african politics.
NOT TO MENTION SOCAL.
CHEF,
ALWAYS GOTS THA GAT.
attn CHEF:
San Fran =/= SoCal
just FYI
8)
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodattn CHEF:
San Fran =/= SoCal
just FYI
8)
THAT'S OKAY, OPES. I'M IN NEITHER PLACE, RIGHT NOW.
CHEF D,
IS STUCK IN FLYOVER HELL.
so tell me, CHEF, who's in your Final Four?
8)
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodso tell me, CHEF, who's in your Final Four?
8)
WHICH SPORT, SON?
FOOTBALL:
BEARS
RAIDERS
RAMS
COLTS
NEXT SEASON = TEH UPSET!11
BASKETBALL:
WHO CARES?
AMERICA'S CUP:
SWITZERLAND
UGANDA
ARGENTINA
LITHUANIA
CHEF D,
SPORTS PSYCHIC
RAIDERS?!?!?!?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
the Raiders couldn't beat egg whites. who's their QB again?
8)
Quote from: Bathory's SainthoodRAIDERS?!?!?!?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
the Raiders couldn't beat egg whites. who's their QB again?
8)
YOU STEPPING, SON?
WORST MISTAKE SINCE YOU WORE PLAID TO THA CLUB.
CHEF D,
KNOWS THAT THA RAIDERS ARE PICKING UP JEFF GEORGE THIS YEAR.
169% O\/\/NED! AND 1!!
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: ¬°?!Chaos is smoggy gray pollution and pink bunny minions for religion of bloody hell and war. Kill Eris!
You are a horrible, horrible person.
Eris is sweetness and light.
roger
is laughing his ass off
at all the people
reading this thread
who think
he thinks
"Eris is sweetness and light"
Quote from: The meringue
Chaos is a life without time to live, chained to a desk in tower one where your manager tells you to keep doing your job while he parachutes to safety long after the smoke from the fire has made that impossible. Chaos is the eyes that see past the veil, into the thinly disguised concentration camp where the common worker is sent to the chamber for earning too little. Where one human being grinds another into the sand, to stand at the top of an illusory pyramid. How many people have you suffocated to death on these verdent shores just to stand on top of the sandcastle and eat your gritty prepackaged tv dinners?.
actually
around here
we define this as order
not disorder
as greyface
not erisian
to us
chaos is a good thing
the best of things
a far far better thing than..
oops
sorry
oh
rog and turd
colts
just saying
Quote from: fluffy
oh
rog and turd
colts
just saying
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HOLLA!
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you think Jeff George is gonna save the Raiders? the only QB who's name is a verb? as in "I was trying to fix that rattling noise in my engine, but I just JeffGeorge'd it all up."
oh, and they got Locker Room Cancer #1.
and their superstar running back...
who's their running back again?
they'll be lucky to win 4 games.
8)
Quote from: fluffy
Quote from: The meringue
Chaos is a life without time to live, chained to a desk in tower one where your manager tells you to keep doing your job while he parachutes to safety long after the smoke from the fire has made that impossible. Chaos is the eyes that see past the veil, into the thinly disguised concentration camp where the common worker is sent to the chamber for earning too little. Where one human being grinds another into the sand, to stand at the top of an illusory pyramid. How many people have you suffocated to death on these verdent shores just to stand on top of the sandcastle and eat your gritty prepackaged tv dinners?.
actually
around here
we define this as order
not disorder
as greyface
not erisian
to us
chaos is a good thing
the best of things
a far far better thing than..
oops
sorry
]
id disagree, on the basis that i do blame eris for that sorta thing, ina round about nto forgettingit's people doing it to other people sorta way.
it's soem sotrta hodge podge yin yang hoo ha combination of forces and events of an invariably dynamic nature.
but i do agree that such things mo at least are generally undesirable and repugnant, as well as terrible and horrible.
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodyou think Jeff George is gonna save the Raiders? the only QB who's name is a verb? as in "I was trying to fix that rattling noise in my engine, but I just JeffGeorge'd it all up."
oh, and they got Locker Room Cancer #1.
and their superstar running back...
who's their running back again?
they'll be lucky to win 4 games.
8)
THA RAIDERS = TEH SWEEP.
TWO LOSSES, TOPS.
D/N/T.
CHEF,
KNOAS THA RAIDERS WILL OWN THA NFL NEXT SEASON.
jeff george's best years were with the colts
1990: 7-9
1991: 1-15
1992: 9-7
1993: 4-12
raiders won't do so well
are you a betting man, CHEF?
cuz i am and I'd just love to make a friendly wager concerning the success (or lack thereof) of the much-hated Raiders this coming season...
8)
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodare you a betting man, CHEF?
cuz i am and I'd just love to make a friendly wager concerning the success (or lack thereof) of the much-hated Raiders this coming season...
8)
CHEF HAS ALWAYS BEEN A SPORTING MAN.
YOUR WAGER?
CHEF D,
HATES TO TAKE MONEY FROM TEH OPIES, SO WILL ENTERTAIN OTHER IDEAS.
there are 5 months until the season starts...I oughtta be able to think of something by then.
8)
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodthere are 5 months until the season starts...I oughtta be able to think of something by then.
8)
CHEF WILL WAIT FOR YOU TO STEP.
phhffftttttttttttt!!!!!!!!
the raiders
and the seahawks
are pansies
Quote from: fluffy
phhffftttttttttttt!!!!!!!!
the raiders
and the seahawks
are pansies
WORST MISTAKE SINCE YOU WENT TO SUPERCUTS, BUNNY.
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/digtbk.gif)
phhffftttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you make cheesecake out of velveeta
phhhffffttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: fluffy
phhffftttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you make cheesecake out of velveeta
phhhffffttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY MUST YOU TEST, LITTLE RABBIT?
CHEF D,
WOULDN'T HAVE VELVEETA IN A MOUSETRAP.
sorry
my mistake
your tie is made of velveeta!
you make mousetraps
out of spam!
hehehehe
Quote from: fluffy
sorry
my mistake
your tie is made of velveeta!
you make mousetraps
out of spam!
hehehehe
BABY JESUS STOMPS ON A KITTEN EVERY TIME YOU LIE LIKE THAT.
CHEF D,
THINKS YOU SHOULD SPARE A THOUGHT FOR THA KITTENS. (http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/kitty.gif)
you should know better
than to mess with malaul
chef
but i guess
not
since
you use
velveeta
instead of a toupe
to cover that bald spot
phhfffffttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
raiders still suck
Teh kittens will be fine, they have teh landmines.
8)
Quote from: fluffy
you should know better
than to mess with malaul
chef
but i guess
not
since
you use
velveeta
instead of a toupe
to cover that bald spot
phhfffffttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
raiders still suck
STOMP!
OH, NO! THERE GOES ANOTHER KITTEN!
WHY, BUNNY? WHY?
because of your obsession
with velvetta clothing
and spam underwear
Quote from: fluffy
because of your obsession
with velvetta clothing
and spam underwear
STOMPITY STOMP!
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/kitty.gif)(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/kitty.gif)<----MURDER TOLL OF THA BUNNY.
::watches Chef step on a kittenshaped landmine and go flying into midair scattering himself in 5 different directions::
8)
phhhffffttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: agent compassion::watches Chef step on a kittenshaped landmine and go flying into midair scattering himself in 5 different directions::
8)
THAT'S NOT ME, HONEY. THAT WAS BABY JEBUS.
LOOK WHAT YUO DID TO BABY JEBUS. SO HORRIBLE.
CHEF D,
WONDERS WHERE IS THA LOVE FOR BABY JEBUS.
Quote from: Big Baby Jesus
WU-TANG IS FOR THA OPIEZ!!!!!
8)
ONCE AGAIN, BABY JEBUS = TEH W1N.
CHEF D,
KNOWS TEH FIGHTING JEBUS IS TOUGHER, BUT IS SOMETIMES WRONG.
Anybody follow college basketball? I only ask cause I'm in the UB band, and have become kinda interested.
U of Buffalo = Biggest snub for the dance since Carrie went to the prom
BS,knows UDub is going all the way
8)
Quote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCBTW- most of Rwanda's neighbors have the same racial makeup...Tutsi/Hutu and have the same sort of problems. Every few years some group of Hutus decides to kill some more Tutsis. It's almost a predictable cycle.
Doesn't make it lawful.
Chaos doesn't have to be unpredictable, at contradictory as that may sound.
These are usually supported by local gov't and authorities, unless the Tutsis are in charge. (Which is probably why the Tutsis like to try to stay in charge....they get tired of being killed on, you know.) But, actually, Rwanda in '94 was quite peaceful. You heard reports about the fighting and you saw refugees in the streets, but it was very orderly....unless you account for the almost daily demonstrations against one group or another by one group or another. When the killing really started, you heard a lot of noise, like a New Year's Eve party across the city (Kigali) and just stayed inside and hoped to all gods they wouldn't come looking for the foreigners. But it was all very legal. Both the Tutsis and the Hutus are all about legality. That's why they fight each other for state power.
Were the killings ordered under law, or was that an arbitrary call by a wannabe Pol Pot? That's all I'm asking.
Actually, to the Hutu, the killings were justified by law. To the Tutsis, they were not. Obviously the victims of 'the law' are gonna think differently. Think about the masses of American Indians that the whites killed so the USA could take over. It was all perfectly legal under USA law.
There was no Rwandan Pol Pot. There were a couple of people, but I won't give there names here because I am still kinda miffed about the whole fucking experience.
Quote from: ChefQuote from: fluffy
you should know better
than to mess with malaul
chef
but i guess
not
since
you use
velveeta
instead of a toupe
to cover that bald spot
phhfffffttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
raiders still suck
STOMP!
OH, NO! THERE GOES ANOTHER KITTEN!
WHY, BUNNY? WHY?
Hey, the kittens are now armed so they can kill the likes of you opies.
not that I disbelieve you....but what the FUCK were you doing in Kigali?
8)
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: ChefQuote from: fluffy
you should know better
than to mess with malaul
chef
but i guess
not
since
you use
velveeta
instead of a toupe
to cover that bald spot
phhfffffttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
raiders still suck
STOMP!
OH, NO! THERE GOES ANOTHER KITTEN!
WHY, BUNNY? WHY?
Hey, the kittens are now armed so they can kill the likes of you opies.
Chef isn't stomping on them. Apparently, Baby Jesus is.
omg
ghost
you are actually trying to follow a thread?
and try to keep the discussion on track?
silly silly boy
give yourself over to chaos
let yourself go
read every third post
or something
Quote from: fluffy
omg
ghost
you are actually trying to follow a thread?
and try to keep the discussion on track?
silly silly boy
give yourself over to chaos
let yourself go
read every third post
or something
Never. My blue collar nature demands continuity!
buy a tshirt
Quote from: fluffy
buy a tshirt
I have lots of them. I'm working class, remember? :lol:
Quote from: the Upper CrustI'm a Friend of a Friend of the Working Class
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Quote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: fluffy
buy a tshirt
I have lots of them. I'm working class, remember? :lol:
then
buy one without a collar
that isn't blue
how about a red one
that bleeds
then you could be a redneck!
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerEris loves us all and wants to teach us macrame. Eris is really nice and didn't destroy a whole civilization because she got snubbed and you can't prove anything so stop saying that.
Eris wants us all to be nice to each other and she shoot rainbows out of her forehead and pisses pure patchouli. She is amothering type, and is always willing to share her stash. She wouldn't hurt a fly, because Bad Things aren't REAL chaos.
So there.
bumped for lulz.
ELL
EM
EF
AY
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