Skeptics are pricks. Well, not really, but they're people who are trying to force their own little boring unimaginative reality on other people. Some of us want to live in a world where Bigfoot, Elvis, The Batboy, and the Chupa-Cabra are in league with aliens, angels, demons, faeries, and deities to battle the Kenndy-assassinating Illuminati using magickal energy which they harness using shit they bought at new age stores and that this was all predicted in the Quatrains. And what's fucking wrong with that? Skeptics have this quaint little notion of "science", blissfully unaware that their precious "science" is no different than our beloved superstitious that they so contemptuously look down on. Newsflash, assholes! Nothing is real! Everything is real! Reality is defined by perception because perception is all we have and different points of view are like different realities because the way you observe reality is reality! Duh! So if I say Martin Luther King Jr. was killed by the government, said government has secret Tesla technology which it's using in Alaska to build doomsday devices, Donald Rumsfeld is an alien from outer space, and that all of the gods from the bronze age are entities from demension X, than that Tesla government deminsion X killed that nigga! At this point I have no idea what I'm talking about and Conan's on, so I'll conclude this 3 AM rant by saying that out of sheer spite, I have turned my perception of reality into an artform, slowly stretching the limits of the absurdities I believe, bringing the most intentionally ludicris ideas gradually into my realm of believable and acceptable reality, like my belief system is some sort of anus, until I've become a total crackpot and my reality-anus a bloody, red, swollen Goatse.cx of glory. So, for your information, all of the early-20th century pulp fiction writers were chaneling memories from Atlantis, The Beatles and Hunter S. Thompson were Eristic avatars, and Jesus Christ was a black magic-using gay nigger from outer space. HAIL ERIS!
I might believe that.
Sceptics are normally quite boring and unimaginative.
yeah okay we dont care. :evil:
I always suspected that Rumsfeld was from outer space....
you lost me when you got to eh Beatles.
FUCK the Beatles.
repeatedly with a sharp stick.
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Quote from: Chaplin_Sinatra_FonzarellSkeptics are pricks. Well, not really, but they're people who are trying to force their own little boring unimaginative reality on other people. Some of us want to live in a world where Bigfoot, Elvis, The Batboy, and the Chupa-Cabra are in league with aliens, angels, demons, faeries, and deities to battle the Kenndy-assassinating Illuminati using magickal energy which they harness using shit they bought at new age stores and that this was all predicted in the Quatrains. And what's fucking wrong with that? Skeptics have this quaint little notion of "science", blissfully unaware that their precious "science" is no different than our beloved superstitious that they so contemptuously look down on. Newsflash, assholes! Nothing is real! Everything is real! Reality is defined by perception because perception is all we have and different points of view are like different realities because the way you observe reality is reality! Duh! So if I say Martin Luther King Jr. was killed by the government, said government has secret Tesla technology which it's using in Alaska to build doomsday devices, Donald Rumsfeld is an alien from outer space, and that all of the gods from the bronze age are entities from demension X, than that Tesla government deminsion X killed that nigga! At this point I have no idea what I'm talking about and Conan's on, so I'll conclude this 3 AM rant by saying that out of sheer spite, I have turned my perception of reality into an artform, slowly stretching the limits of the absurdities I believe, bringing the most intentionally ludicris ideas gradually into my realm of believable and acceptable reality, like my belief system is some sort of anus, until I've become a total crackpot and my reality-anus a bloody, red, swollen Goatse.cx of glory. So, for your information, all of the early-20th century pulp fiction writers were chaneling memories from Atlantis, The Beatles and Hunter S. Thompson were Eristic avatars, and Jesus Christ was a black magic-using gay nigger from outer space. HAIL ERIS!
The real world is weird enough. You don't need the above crap.
Except Chupacabras. They'd fucking ANYBODY!
Damn right! What he said!
Quote from: EraPassingDamn right! What he said!
::covers head::
*leaps, POUNCES, munches on Rog's beloved head*
I haven't seen you forever!
*munchmunchmunchmunch*
Quote from: EraPassing*leaps, POUNCES, munches on Rog's beloved head*
I haven't seen you forever!
*munchmunchmunchmunch*
I hope that hard hat is tasty.
Yeah, where HAVE you been? I've was gone forever for a while. :lol:
I've learned to enjoy the hard hat. It provides my daily roughage, and adds a piquant crunchiness to the spicy flavor of Roghead.
I haven't really found any topics going on lately that caught my interest. I haven't been in the mood lately to talk for the sake of talking, or rather, considering this is a message board, type for the sake of typing.
But I missed you!
pah! a likely story!
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Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodpah! a likely story!
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It's true. My cranium is surprisingly tasty.
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodyou lost me when you got to eh Beatles.
FUCK the Beatles.
repeatedly with a sharp stick.
8)
Haven't we argued about this thuroughly in another thread? In fact, it lead me to initially not notice your awesomeness. However, I'll just say that they weren't anything spectacular until they started doing LSD.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
The real world is weird enough. You don't need the above crap.
Except Chupacabras. They'd fucking ANYBODY!
Obviously the real world is pretty fucking weird. But it still could be weirder, otherwise why would people still take LSD?
The word "LSD" is in this post three times.
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The word "LSD" is in this post three times.
Yes, but you used the letter "L" 27 time, the letter "S"
also 27 times, and the letter "D" 23 times.
Just saying.
::mind is fucked::
::bows::
Quote from: Chaplin_Sinatra_FonzarellQuote from: Bathory's Sainthoodyou lost me when you got to eh Beatles.
FUCK the Beatles.
repeatedly with a sharp stick.
8)
Haven't we argued about this thuroughly in another thread? In fact, it lead me to initially not notice your awesomeness. However, I'll just say that they weren't anything spectacular until they started doing LSD.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
The real world is weird enough. You don't need the above crap.
Except Chupacabras. They'd fucking ANYBODY!
Obviously the real world is pretty fucking weird. But it still could be weirder, otherwise why would people still take LSD?
The word "LSD" is in this post three times.
yeah, I know, it's beating a dead horse...but I have a sworn a solemn oath to lead a lifelong campaign to wage war against the concept of the Beatles being a good band...I'd like to drop it, but I am a man of my word...
LSD is
so 1995...people should get with the program and do mescaline instead...
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I thought mushrooms were the halucinogenic drug of choice this year :?
mushrooms are to hallucinogenics what Coor's Light is to alcohol.
don't get me wrong, I like shrooms now and then, but if you really wanna squeegee your third eye clean, it's gotta be mescaline.
or 2CB.
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So what, your next name change is gonna be "Castaneda's Dealer" or something?
don't be a hater.
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Is it still OK to hate the game?
of course it's OK...it's just pointless.
the game is far bigger than you and me, my friend. it goes on regardless.
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Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodmushrooms are to hallucinogenics what Coor's Light is to alcohol.
don't get me wrong, I like shrooms now and then, but if you really wanna squeegee your third eye clean, it's gotta be mescaline.
or 2CB.
8)
mushrooms are on teh same level as lsd.
you must get shitty mushrooms to say even think of saying that dude.
mind i've never had mescaline.