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Principia Discordia => Discordian Recipes => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2005, 01:00:43 AM

Title: TURN OFF THE AUTOLOCK, OR
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2005, 01:00:43 AM
I WILL EAT THIS KITTEN------>(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/kitty.gif)

DON'T MAKE ME DO IT!

TGRR,
Wonders why Mgt hates kittens.
Title: TURN OFF THE AUTOLOCK, OR
Post by: agent compassion on March 10, 2005, 01:04:02 AM
::gives the kitten a machine gun::

Do never test the kittens, Roger!

8)
Title: TURN OFF THE AUTOLOCK, OR
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2005, 01:08:12 AM
Quote from: agent compassion::gives the kitten a machine gun::

Do never test the kittens, Roger!

8)

Won't help.  Kitties do not have teh thumbs.
Title: TURN OFF THE AUTOLOCK, OR
Post by: agent compassion on March 10, 2005, 01:10:23 AM
::gives the kittens grenades instead::

8)
Title: TURN OFF THE AUTOLOCK, OR
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2005, 01:12:26 AM
Quote from: agent compassion::gives the kittens grenades instead::

8)

You cannot throw teh grenade without teh thumbs.

TGRR,
Knows what he is talking about, on this one.
Title: TURN OFF THE AUTOLOCK, OR
Post by: agent compassion on March 10, 2005, 01:19:49 AM
Teh kittens use teh claws to pull teh ring out.

DUCK

AC,
Trained these kittens herself.
Title: TURN OFF THE AUTOLOCK, OR
Post by: President Bush on March 10, 2005, 02:58:14 AM
Kitten eating terrorists! I knew it! This is why faith based welfare exists. To show you people the error of your ways. Only the autolock keeps this country from people turned into a demon invested den of Schenectady.
Title: TURN OFF THE AUTOLOCK, OR
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on March 10, 2005, 04:31:38 AM
Rog, I don't think the Mgt cares if you eat pussy or not. :roll:
Title: TURN OFF THE AUTOLOCK, OR
Post by: -->Eris<-- on March 10, 2005, 04:37:36 AM
Quote from: Fart BoyOnly the autolock keeps this country from people turned into a demon invested den of Schenectady.

Why do you hate Schenechtady?

8)
Title: TURN OFF THE AUTOLOCK, OR
Post by: Billy Bob Biblethumper on March 10, 2005, 02:27:03 PM
Schenechtady is infested with demons! Our glorious leader said so! Get down on your knees and pray, woman. Beg for forgiveness from your Lord and Master! Speak humbly before God and maybe he will relent and not make you crawl before George W like the craven snake you are!
Title: TURN OFF THE AUTOLOCK, OR
Post by: Sepia on March 11, 2005, 01:44:05 AM
This was fast, simple, and yummy! I used fresh spinach instead of frozen because I needed to get rid of it, and added a few mushrooms for because they were there. It's one of those meals I should have been able to think up myself, but didn't. Thanks!

Soulsong
Title: TURN OFF THE AUTOLOCK, OR
Post by: Ghost In The Machine on March 11, 2005, 06:53:27 AM
Quote from: SepiaThis was fast, simple, and yummy! I used fresh spinach instead of frozen because I needed to get rid of it, and added a few mushrooms for because they were there. It's one of those meals I should have been able to think up myself, but didn't. Thanks!

Soulsong

Okay.  That was weird.
Title: TURN OFF THE AUTOLOCK, OR
Post by: doubtless incident on March 14, 2005, 06:37:01 AM
i don't know about weird. spinach is pretty good.
Title: TURN OFF THE AUTOLOCK, OR
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 14, 2005, 10:54:19 AM
VELVEETA IS BETTER!
Title: TURN OFF THE AUTOLOCK, OR
Post by: Ben on March 14, 2005, 08:18:07 PM
BLASPHEMY!
Title: TURN OFF THE AUTOLOCK, OR
Post by: Bella on March 14, 2005, 08:23:36 PM
I concur. Velvetta is the food of blasphemy.
Title: Re: TURN OFF THE AUTOLOCK, OR
Post by: Cain on December 17, 2009, 08:28:54 PM
Heh, autolock
Title: Re: TURN OFF THE AUTOLOCK, OR
Post by: Reginald Ret on December 17, 2009, 08:37:04 PM
the hell?
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