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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Zurtok Khan on March 10, 2005, 05:18:05 AM

Title: Rant - Shut up, you have no idea either.
Post by: Zurtok Khan on March 10, 2005, 05:18:05 AM
Get over you life, damn it.  Just because you have *ahem* seen things, makes you no better then me, and it doesn't change anything basic about the universe.  Or, I mean that it doesn't change the fact that there is no universe.  You posture and you tell me that I must be a large load of shit because I apparently don't have troubles, just because I'm happy all the time.  Fuck you.  I am everything I want to be, and just because I'm happy doesn't mean I don't see the shit in life, it means that I understand what the shit in life means.  It's what we have to get through to be able to live life.  If you can't get over that, then you're obviously just an ignorant prick.  We all have a million million things we can't look away from, theres something that scares all of us.  Well thats not true, really.  Theres something we cling to so hard, we think it's worth giving a fit over.  For most people it's life.  Yeah, as if life is worth all that much.  Personally I'm apathetic on the subject, I can die, and then maybe I come back here to live again.  Well, whatever.  Death is scary because we don't know what lies on the other side, unless you're like me.  Ohh, don't get me wrong, I fear death...no, I don't, I respect it.  I am rather intriged with it, I think many of things that people think will happen after life are rather beautiful, and I hope some of them are right, but in the end, it doesn't matter that much.  Mostly, I fear the pain that will probably come before death...but even that can't be that bad.  

Anyway, everthing is an illusion.  Every action (including this one) has no real import to it.  Nothing really does.  Everything feels so empty, unless I want it to feel better then this.  But, everything I want is gonna fall apart eventually, so I don't see the point.  Ohh well, in the end I'm going to die and then it won't matter...or it will.  Maybe I'll become a buddhist and see things as clear as I can, or maybe not, maybe I'll devote myself to a god I can never know (unless I look inside, because we're all god in the inside, as much as anything is) and be happy that way.  Maybe I'll just say fuck it, and go out in the desert and live off of rattlesnakes and cactus.  Or maybe I'll keep doing what I'm doing, even though I have no fucking idea why I do it.
Title: Rant - Shut up, you have no idea either.
Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 10, 2005, 05:31:16 AM
boy i;ve seen things that woudlmake ya glad to eat shit for weeks.

lol


i thought logn and hard abotu joining the franciscan monks once. btu then i realized they probaly wouldn't want me gettign drunk and stoned and fraternizing with women. and i'd probaly have to convert to catholicism as well.

everyone must wake from this dream one day. or some such.<--left field.
Title: Re: Rant - Shut up, you have no idea either.
Post by: LMNO on March 10, 2005, 03:09:51 PM
Quote from: Saint Zurtok Ah.D.You posture and you tell me that I must be a large load of shit because I apparently don't have troubles, just because I'm happy all the time.  Fuck you.


Self-refutation at its best.  

Oh, and I agree.  Welcome to the False ELF (there is no True ELF, for it Does Not Exist).
Title: Rant - Shut up, you have no idea either.
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on March 10, 2005, 04:04:13 PM
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Title: Rant - Shut up, you have no idea either.
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on March 10, 2005, 04:09:44 PM
bouncey green stuff O_O
Title: Rant - Shut up, you have no idea either.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2005, 01:56:31 AM
Make me shut up.

Or kill me.

Or give me the Swedish Bikini Team.
Title: Re: Rant - Shut up, you have no idea either.
Post by: Ghost In The Machine on March 11, 2005, 07:15:30 AM
Quote from: Saint Zurtok Ah.D.Get over you life, damn it.  Just because you have *ahem* seen things, makes you no better then me, and it doesn't change anything basic about the universe.  

Can I ask you a question?

What do you do for a living?
Title: Re: Rant - Shut up, you have no idea either.
Post by: LMNO on March 11, 2005, 02:15:58 PM
Quote from: Ghost In The Machine
Quote from: Saint Zurtok Ah.D.Get over you life, damn it.  Just because you have *ahem* seen things, makes you no better then me, and it doesn't change anything basic about the universe.  

Can I ask you a question?

What do you do for a living?

Quote from: Travis Bickle
You talkin to me?
Title: Rant - Shut up, you have no idea either.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 11, 2005, 03:12:44 PM
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you know, they have a twelve-step program for this little problem of yours...

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Title: Re: Rant - Shut up, you have no idea either.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 11, 2005, 03:13:52 PM
Quote from: Ghost In The Machine
Quote from: Saint Zurtok Ah.D.Get over you life, damn it.  Just because you have *ahem* seen things, makes you no better then me, and it doesn't change anything basic about the universe.  

Can I ask you a question?

What do you do for a living?

I've got $5 on "patchouli-drenched hippie"

he's admitted it before....

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Title: Rant - Shut up, you have no idea either.
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on March 11, 2005, 03:53:50 PM
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthood
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you know, they have a twelve-step program for this little problem of yours...

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As a matter of fact, I do know that  8)
Title: Rant - Shut up, you have no idea either.
Post by: Zurtok Khan on March 12, 2005, 07:42:07 AM
I'm not entirely sure what Patchuli is...although I am a hippy.

And no, I was mad at an asshat on one of my other message boards.  But, ehh, my stress is over, so once again I couldn't care less about most of the retards in the world.
Title: Rant - Shut up, you have no idea either.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 12, 2005, 03:01:49 PM
patchouli = the dirt & leaves-smelling stuff that hippies slather all over themselves in place of regular bathing.

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Title: Rant - Shut up, you have no idea either.
Post by: illusion on March 12, 2005, 04:27:35 PM
patchouli makes me sneeze. There's tons of hippies around here, so I sneeze a lot.
Title: Rant - Shut up, you have no idea either.
Post by: agent compassion on March 12, 2005, 04:31:07 PM
Fuck that shit!

Dragon's blood is where it's at!
 
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Title: Rant - Shut up, you have no idea either.
Post by: Cain on March 12, 2005, 04:46:49 PM
I tried dry soap once.  It worked OK, but not brilliantly.
Title: Rant - Shut up, you have no idea either.
Post by: Laughter on the Wind on March 12, 2005, 11:53:02 PM
Quote from: agent compassionFuck that shit!

Dragon's blood is where it's at!
 
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Virgins Blood is better.


Ersabet!
Title: Rant - Shut up, you have no idea either.
Post by: agent compassion on March 13, 2005, 01:23:55 AM
Dragon's blood is a plant resin used as perfume. It's very nice. No dragons are harmed to make it.

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Title: Rant - Shut up, you have no idea either.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 13, 2005, 01:36:31 AM
it's also frequently passed off as opium by sketchy or uninformed hippies at rainbow gatherings.

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Title: Rant - Shut up, you have no idea either.
Post by: agent compassion on March 13, 2005, 01:39:01 AM
WTF

You mean someone's actually dumb enough to smoke dragon's blood???
Title: Rant - Shut up, you have no idea either.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 13, 2005, 02:24:37 AM
happens all the time...hell, happened to me once when I was a wee lad...bought a gram and convinced myself I was high as all hell until the first person I tried to share with pointed it out to me...I've frequently found myself playing the role of the pointer-outer with less savvy friends of mine...

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Title: Rant - Shut up, you have no idea either.
Post by: agent compassion on March 13, 2005, 02:28:26 AM
Wow.
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 13, 2005, 04:42:07 PM
yeah...but hey, I was 15...I had an excuse.

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Title: Rant - Shut up, you have no idea either.
Post by: agent compassion on March 13, 2005, 05:48:44 PM
You convinced yourself you were high?

And you take drugs why now?

Man, if I could make myself high through autosuggestion.... 8)
Title: Rant - Shut up, you have no idea either.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 13, 2005, 05:52:24 PM
perhaps I should clarify...I was already quite stoned, I just convinced myself that I was much higher than I actually was due to the opium I smoked that wasn't actually opium...

and what makes you think I do drugs now?

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Title: Rant - Shut up, you have no idea either.
Post by: agent compassion on March 13, 2005, 06:05:15 PM
Aha, stoned-er. Damn, and here I thought you'd solved one of humanity's greatest mysteries.

And I seem to remember a certain commie bastard who got high and shaved his "area" a while back and then came to a certain Discordian board to tell us all how much it itched...

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Title: Rant - Shut up, you have no idea either.
Post by: Zurtok Khan on March 14, 2005, 07:41:13 AM
AgComp, until you have *that* shaved, you just can't understand.
Title: Rant - Shut up, you have no idea either.
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 14, 2005, 10:26:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerMake me shut up.

Or kill me.

Or give me the Swedish Bikini Team.

I second this motion.

AGREE TO OUR DEMANDS!

OR.................
Title: Rant - Shut up, you have no idea either.
Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 14, 2005, 10:45:44 AM
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Title: Rant - Shut up, you have no idea either.
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 14, 2005, 10:49:35 AM
SEE!


WE MEAN BUSINESS!
Title: Rant - Shut up, you have no idea either.
Post by: agent compassion on March 14, 2005, 10:04:21 PM
QuoteAgComp, until you have *that* shaved, you just can't understand.

:roll:

I may not have one of those(or two) but I know what "lower stubble" feels like.  :shock:
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Post by: Chef on March 14, 2005, 10:05:32 PM
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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 16, 2005, 08:41:57 AM
Sadly.