I just realized I never posted a poem to Hotsuma!
:shock:
Ok, kids, here you go....
Unused condom
Lying
In the gutter, on a frigid morning.
Hermetic wrapper intact, grime encrusted,
Gleaming in the first rays of a bitter dawn.
A tightly wrapped parcel of promise
Wasting away in filth
Like a pimped-out teenage hooker
Or
A junkie professor without tenure.
You lost me at "A tightly wrapped parcel of promise".
Sorry L. I just can't dance to it.
10/10
Quote from: HoshikoYou lost me at "A tightly wrapped parcel of promise".
Sorry L. I just can't dance to it.
Funny you should say that. Try saying the line out loud, in 6/8 time.
It's actually the most rythmic line there:
da-DA, da-da, DA-da-da DA-da.
i was vainly looking for dido nude pictures when i saw this. the beat was laying itself down in my y head, and the res tis histroy. needless to say befor elistening to this, it's 8 am here.
it's big, if you know a goodmp3 recording/ converting prgram, gimma a holla j0! (http://tornasunder.sensibilium.com/promise.wav)
is also big and possibly hairy. (http://tornasunder.sensibilium.com/promisetheremixj0.wav)
I dance erratically.
I was also reading it in Alfred Hitchcock's voice. But now that Lilianne mentioned Dido I think that -
QuoteUnused condom
Lying
In the gutter, on a frigid morning.
Hermetic wrapper intact, grime encrusted,
Gleaming in the first rays of a bitter dawn.
Is almost swedishly lyrical.
Quote from: HoshikoI dance erratically.
I was also reading it in Alfred Hitchcock's voice. But now that Lilianne mentioned Dido I think that -
QuoteUnused condom
Lying
In the gutter, on a frigid morning.
Hermetic wrapper intact, grime encrusted,
Gleaming in the first rays of a bitter dawn.
Is almost swedishly lyrical.
I'm stealing this.
stealing is wrong
::pays Hoshiko a vegan cookie for licensing fees::
Happy now?
no i want a meat cookie. for middleman fees.
i'm her uh manager, yeah. that's right.
nwo hand over the cookies and no one gets hurt see?
O :shock: M :shock: G
I just now got a chance to listen to that, I think it should be the theme song for this forum, or maybe for a forum we hate, I can't decide. :twisted:
This is all very sweet, but it has absolutely nothing to do with toe jam whatsoever.
Quote from: LMNO::pays Hoshiko a vegan cookie for licensing fees::
Happy now?
Cookie! 8)
I gank literary stuff from people all the time. Does that make me bad?
I think not.
Stealing is wrong
unless you're really stealthy.See?
Pst, LMNO. Your sig should say "All-mighty pope of the swedishly lyrical".
Or some such official post in the Poems about Condoms Bureau.
Bump
Best poem I ever wrote.
Though I sometimes miss Hoshiko, PD2011/2012 would certainly not be a good fit for her.