Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Literate Chaotic => Topic started by: LMNO on March 10, 2005, 02:15:12 PM

Title: Can you believe I havent done this?
Post by: LMNO on March 10, 2005, 02:15:12 PM
I just realized I never posted a poem to Hotsuma!

:shock:

Ok, kids, here you go....




Unused condom

Lying

In the gutter, on a frigid morning.

Hermetic wrapper intact, grime encrusted,
Gleaming in the first rays of a bitter dawn.


A tightly wrapped parcel of promise
Wasting away in filth

Like a pimped-out teenage hooker
Or
A junkie professor without tenure.
Title: Can you believe I havent done this?
Post by: Hoshiko on March 15, 2005, 08:37:35 AM
You lost me at "A tightly wrapped parcel of promise".

Sorry L. I just can't dance to it.
Title: Can you believe I havent done this?
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on March 15, 2005, 10:32:00 AM
10/10
Title: Can you believe I havent done this?
Post by: LMNO on March 15, 2005, 02:44:22 PM
Quote from: HoshikoYou lost me at "A tightly wrapped parcel of promise".

Sorry L. I just can't dance to it.

Funny you should say that.  Try saying the line out loud, in 6/8 time.


It's actually the most rythmic line there:

da-DA, da-da, DA-da-da DA-da.
Title: Can you believe I havent done this?
Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 15, 2005, 02:57:03 PM
i was vainly looking for dido nude pictures when i saw this. the beat was laying itself down in my y head, and the res tis histroy. needless to say befor elistening to this, it's 8 am here.

it's big, if you know a goodmp3 recording/ converting prgram, gimma a holla j0! (http://tornasunder.sensibilium.com/promise.wav)


is also big and possibly hairy. (http://tornasunder.sensibilium.com/promisetheremixj0.wav)
Title: Can you believe I havent done this?
Post by: Hoshiko on March 15, 2005, 04:18:51 PM
I dance erratically.

I was also reading it in Alfred Hitchcock's voice. But now that Lilianne mentioned Dido I think that -

QuoteUnused condom

Lying

In the gutter, on a frigid morning.

Hermetic wrapper intact, grime encrusted,
Gleaming in the first rays of a bitter dawn.

Is almost swedishly lyrical.
Title: Can you believe I havent done this?
Post by: LMNO on March 15, 2005, 04:40:42 PM
Quote from: HoshikoI dance erratically.

I was also reading it in Alfred Hitchcock's voice. But now that Lilianne mentioned Dido I think that -

QuoteUnused condom

Lying

In the gutter, on a frigid morning.

Hermetic wrapper intact, grime encrusted,
Gleaming in the first rays of a bitter dawn.

Is almost swedishly lyrical.


I'm stealing this.
Title: Can you believe I havent done this?
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on March 15, 2005, 05:04:00 PM
stealing is wrong
Title: Can you believe I havent done this?
Post by: LMNO on March 15, 2005, 05:06:20 PM
::pays Hoshiko a vegan cookie for licensing fees::


Happy now?
Title: Can you believe I havent done this?
Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 15, 2005, 05:21:18 PM
no i want a meat cookie. for middleman fees.

i'm her uh manager, yeah. that's right.

nwo hand over the cookies and no one gets hurt see?
Title: Can you believe I havent done this?
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on March 15, 2005, 10:08:14 PM
O    :shock:   M   :shock:    G

I just now got a chance to listen to that, I think it should be the theme song for this forum, or maybe for a forum we hate, I can't decide.  :twisted:
Title: Can you believe I havent done this?
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 16, 2005, 09:01:38 AM
This is all very sweet, but it has absolutely nothing to do with toe jam whatsoever.
Title: Can you believe I havent done this?
Post by: Hoshiko on March 16, 2005, 07:16:13 PM
Quote from: LMNO::pays Hoshiko a vegan cookie for licensing fees::


Happy now?

Cookie!  8)

I gank literary stuff from people all the time. Does that make me bad?

I think not.

Stealing is wrong unless you're really stealthy.

See?
Title: Can you believe I havent done this?
Post by: Hoshiko on March 16, 2005, 07:21:05 PM
Pst, LMNO. Your sig should say "All-mighty pope of the swedishly lyrical".

Or some such official post in the Poems about Condoms Bureau.
Title: Re: Can you believe I havent done this?
Post by: Cain on December 29, 2011, 02:01:54 PM
Bump
Title: Re: Can you believe I havent done this?
Post by: LMNO on December 29, 2011, 04:37:29 PM
Best poem I ever wrote.


Though I sometimes miss Hoshiko, PD2011/2012 would certainly not be a good fit for her.