Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: The Meringue on March 14, 2005, 05:49:08 AM

Title: Feudalism's not dead.
Post by: The Meringue on March 14, 2005, 05:49:08 AM
It's just been renamed "capitalism."

Don't forget kiddies, you've enshrined kings with constitutions and shareholder's meetings and they're worse than Ghengis Khan with a hangover and a bad case of VD, believe you me. Once you were tied to tracts of land, now it's your desk with a subsistence wage and no benefits that will take its place. Only this time you'll be lucky to keep your allotment for more than 5 years and keep being shuffled around from place to place job to job. Welcome to the ghetto of new warsaw, you're not here because of anything you can see, it's becase the number inscribed on your bottom line has one too few zeros after it.

Meet the new boss kiddies, King george, same as the old boss. But don't worry, you can "elect" next season's tyrant soon enough.
Title: Feudalism's not dead.
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 14, 2005, 09:57:41 AM
R U gonna smash the filthy thing, or just drink coffee and whine?
Title: Feudalism's not dead.
Post by: The Meringue on March 14, 2005, 09:59:57 AM
Patience my Triskellon-weilding balaclava-clad ontological terrorist, all good things take time.
Title: Feudalism's not dead.
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 14, 2005, 10:01:17 AM
Quote from: The MeringuePatience my Triskellon-weilding balaclava-clad ontological terrorist, all good things take time.

Yeah about as much time as it takes to light the fuse and toss the stick.
Title: Feudalism's not dead.
Post by: The Meringue on March 14, 2005, 10:08:08 AM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: The MeringuePatience my Triskellon-weilding balaclava-clad ontological terrorist, all good things take time.

Yeah about as much time as it takes to light the fuse and toss the stick.

depends on how you like your euphamisms.
Title: Feudalism's not dead.
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 14, 2005, 10:14:17 AM
Quote from: The Meringue
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: The MeringuePatience my Triskellon-weilding balaclava-clad ontological terrorist, all good things take time.

Yeah about as much time as it takes to light the fuse and toss the stick.

depends on how you like your euphamisms.


solid with no ice, just like my tequila.
Title: Re: Feudalism's not dead.
Post by: Ghost In The Machine on March 14, 2005, 04:22:40 PM
Quote from: The MeringueMeet the new boss kiddies, King george, same as the old boss. But don't worry, you can "elect" next season's sock puppet soon enough.

I fixed that for you.
Title: Feudalism's not dead.
Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 14, 2005, 07:37:05 PM
i don't think you know what a subsistence wage is, or could begin to comprehend.
he who has grown into his overblown subsistence wage is a slave to his toys.

<--- lives like a king on next to minimum wage.
Title: Re: Feudalism's not dead.
Post by: Chef on March 14, 2005, 09:31:31 PM
Quote from: The MeringueIt's just been renamed "capitalism."

Don't forget kiddies, you've enshrined kings with constitutions and shareholder's meetings and they're worse than Ghengis Khan with a hangover and a bad case of VD, believe you me. Once you were tied to tracts of land, now it's your desk with a subsistence wage and no benefits that will take its place. Only this time you'll be lucky to keep your allotment for more than 5 years and keep being shuffled around from place to place job to job. Welcome to the ghetto of new warsaw, you're not here because of anything you can see, it's becase the number inscribed on your bottom line has one too few zeros after it.

Meet the new boss kiddies, King george, same as the old boss. But don't worry, you can "elect" next season's tyrant soon enough.

THIS IS THE BESTEST LITTLE POST THIS YEAR.

CHEF DIESEL,
THINKS YOU MIGHT JUST BE A GENIUS.
Title: Feudalism's not dead.
Post by: The Meringue on March 15, 2005, 06:27:46 AM
Quote from: horabi don't think you know what a subsistence wage is, or could begin to comprehend.
he who has grown into his overblown subsistence wage is a slave to his toys.

<--- lives like a king on next to minimum wage.

Break an arm bucko, or get a tooth abcess. how's your minimum wage gonna help you pay for the medical then?

The Meringue: Lives on next to nothing in his parents' basement, and still can't afford that surgery.
Title: Feudalism's not dead.
Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 15, 2005, 07:03:58 AM
i jsut paid for it. lol. it;s called credit buckeroo.


i thought you were married. who offers a parent's basement in marriage?
Title: Feudalism's not dead.
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on March 15, 2005, 08:13:55 PM
Quote from: The Meringue
Quote from: horabi don't think you know what a subsistence wage is, or could begin to comprehend.
he who has grown into his overblown subsistence wage is a slave to his toys.

<--- lives like a king on next to minimum wage.

Break an arm bucko, or get a tooth abcess. how's your minimum wage gonna help you pay for the medical then?

The Meringue: Lives on next to nothing in his parents' basement, and still can't afford that surgery.
Horab lives in Canada, that's how :roll:
Title: Feudalism's not dead.
Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 15, 2005, 08:21:29 PM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Meringue
Quote from: horabi don't think you know what a subsistence wage is, or could begin to comprehend.
he who has grown into his overblown subsistence wage is a slave to his toys.

<--- lives like a king on next to minimum wage.

Break an arm bucko, or get a tooth abcess. how's your minimum wage gonna help you pay for the medical then?

The Meringue: Lives on next to nothing in his parents' basement, and still can't afford that surgery.
Horab lives in Canada, that's how :roll:

dude we don;t get dental, not even here. :/

i jsut worked out a payment plan with the ol dentist. well his secretary anyway. which is alot of fun in excruciating pain.
Title: Feudalism's not dead.
Post by: The Meringue on March 15, 2005, 11:45:51 PM
Quote from: run the place redi jsut paid for it. lol. it;s called credit buckeroo.


i thought you were married. who offers a parent's basement in marriage?

A guy who can't afford to let his newly retired parents be placed in government care because they can't afford to keep their house, and who can't afford to live on his own. go figure. It's all fucked.
And for your information bucko, the world runs on credit, and when someone finally turns around and asks what the fuck happened to the gold standard someone's gonna discover that the misers in zurich own all the world's capital, and we'll all be in debt up to the top floor because of people like you. and the priveledged landowners of the future will by and sell you sorry canadian ass with disgusting bright yellow notes that are impossible to take seriously.
Title: Feudalism's not dead.
Post by: Cain on March 15, 2005, 11:54:55 PM
Quote from: The Meringue
Quote from: run the place redi jsut paid for it. lol. it;s called credit buckeroo.


i thought you were married. who offers a parent's basement in marriage?

A guy who can't afford to let his newly retired parents be placed in government care because they can't afford to keep their house, and who can't afford to live on his own. go figure. It's all fucked.
And for your information bucko, the world runs on credit, and when someone finally turns around and asks what the fuck happened to the gold standard someone's gonna discover that the misers in zurich own all the world's capital, and we'll all be in debt up to the top floor because of people like you. and the priveledged landowners of the future will by and sell you sorry canadian ass with disgusting bright yellow notes that are impossible to take seriously.

It will be great crash time again!  Only, our Government sold of alot of our gold (most stable investment) for cheap to various "private groups".  Oh and the UK has one of the most internationalised economies in Europe.  Fuck.
Title: Feudalism's not dead.
Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 16, 2005, 01:39:54 AM
economic collapse? lol.

in any case i pay my debts in a mannerly fashion.

as for well whatever, never mind.
it's obvious your life being worse than mine gives you all the answers.

/me's canadian ass is going to get stoned.
Title: Feudalism's not dead.
Post by: The Meringue on March 16, 2005, 03:24:50 AM
Quote from: run the place redeconomic collapse? lol.

in any case i pay my debts in a mannerly fashion.

as for well whatever, never mind.
it's obvious your life being worse than mine gives you all the answers.

/me's canadian ass is going to get stoned.

No I've just got the monopoly on bile. And it's fun to melodramatize... when you say you were sexually abused as a child people are afraid to argue with you in case they get labelled a bigot. I'd bet if I was bi, jewish and black I could start a cult and force people to cannibalise each other and get off scott free where charlie manson could not. It makes me sick, we go from one extreme to the other: dirty, godless orphans, or abominations against god who just happen to have more melanin than we do, to fragile statues, the poster children of a much crueler era. We're all people, but most of us are in need of shearing.

The Meringue: Baaa!
Title: Feudalism's not dead.
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 16, 2005, 08:36:53 AM
Shut up and help me smash the filthy thing....or get out of my way, otherwise I'll smash you with it.