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Title: I AM THE TONGAN
Post by: Chef on March 15, 2005, 01:50:19 AM

I've broke your jaw
Time after time
I've mangled sentences
But committed no crime
And bad sports mistakes
I've made a few
I've had my share of salsa
barfed in my face
But I've come through
And I need to roll on and on and on and on

I am the Tongan - never test
And I'll keep on stepping to the best
I am the Tongan
I am the Tongan
No time for opiez
'cause I am the Tongan of SanFran

I've knocked out your teef
And given you a baggie
You've bought me fame and fortune
And everything that goes with it

I thank you all
But it's been no bed of roses no Supercuts 'do
I consider it a challenge before the whole opie race
That i never lose
And i need to roll on and on and on and on

I am the Tongan - never test
And I'll keep on stepping to the best
I am the Tongan
I am the Tongan
No time for opiez
'cause I am the Tongan of SanFran

I am the Tongan - never test
And I'll keep on stepping to the best
I am the Tongan
I am the Tongan
No time for opiez
'cause I am the Tongan of SanFran

Profuse apologies to Freddie Mercury

Title: I AM THE TONGAN
Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 15, 2005, 02:12:53 AM

cept that one time a few months ago lol. :P

Title: I AM THE TONGAN
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 16, 2005, 09:05:15 AM

Goddamn fucking savages always wanna step.

Title: Re: I AM THE TONGAN
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 25, 2007, 01:05:58 AM

Bump.

Title: Re: I AM THE TONGAN
Post by: Cain on September 14, 2007, 12:47:31 PM

Not really Chef, lacks caps.

Title: Re: I AM THE TONGAN
Post by: the dreadful hours on September 14, 2007, 05:57:40 PM

a rally song if i ever heard one

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