IT'S FULL OF AMERICANS.
THE END.
CHEF D,
APOLOGIZES FOR THE LONG POST.
Its gonna take me all night to read that man! What were you thinking?
Quote from: ScribeIts gonna take me all night to read that man! What were you thinking?
I GOT ALL CARRIED AWAY.
CHEF D,
WENT ALL "HERMAN MELVILLE" ON YUOR ASS.
Isn't "It's full of Americans" the reason why you hate the United States? Most Americans have never seen America.
Quote from: CannedLizardIsn't "It's full of Americans" the reason why you hate the United States? Most Americans have never seen America.
ARE YUO STEPPING, SON?
DO NEVER.
Quote from: CannedLizardIsn't "It's full of Americans" the reason why you hate the United States? Most Americans have never seen America.
I've seen America. Been all over and back and forth across the country lots of times. Damn shame it's full of Americans because it's a beautiful place otherwise.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: CannedLizardIsn't "It's full of Americans" the reason why you hate the United States? Most Americans have never seen America.
I've seen America. Been all over and back and forth across the country lots of times. Damn shame it's full of Americans because it's a beautiful place otherwise.
TRY CHEF D'S NEW OPIE-AWAY(TM) BRAND EXTERMINATOR!
NOW WITH *TWICE* THA RADS!
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: CannedLizardIsn't "It's full of Americans" the reason why you hate the United States? Most Americans have never seen America.
I've seen America. Been all over and back and forth across the country lots of times. Damn shame it's full of Americans because it's a beautiful place otherwise.
I have seen more of Americans and America than most Americans would care to fucking even believe exists. So yes. I can see why you hippies hate it. But don't worry. It won't exist after the Indians finally get to step and get rid of the OPIE government.
Quote from: ChefIT'S FULL OF AMERICANS.
THE END.
CHEF D,
APOLOGIZES FOR THE LONG POST.
I disagree. Americans are almost extinct.
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCI have seen more of Americans and America than most Americans would care to fucking even believe exists. So yes. I can see why you hippies hate it. But don't worry. It won't exist after the Indians finally get to step and get rid of the OPIE government.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
are you
serious?
8)
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC[
I have seen more of Americans and America than most Americans would care to fucking even believe exists. So yes. I can see why you hippies hate it. But don't worry. It won't exist after the Indians finally get to step and get rid of the OPIE government.
WHY MUST YOU TEST, HUGH?
CHEF D,
IS THE ONLY ONE WHO SAYS "OPIE" RIGHT.
Quote from: ChefQuote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC[
I have seen more of Americans and America than most Americans would care to fucking even believe exists. So yes. I can see why you hippies hate it. But don't worry. It won't exist after the Indians finally get to step and get rid of the OPIE government.
WHY MUST YOU TEST, HUGH?
CHEF D,
IS THE ONLY ONE WHO SAYS "OPIE" RIGHT.
SHUT UP BEFORE I SICK A RAVING PACK OF CLAW SHRIMP STUFFED WITH HABANEROS UPON YOUR TONGAN FACE!
And Again!
i bump for your salvation Discordians :twisted:
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: ChefQuote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC[
I have seen more of Americans and America than most Americans would care to fucking even believe exists. So yes. I can see why you hippies hate it. But don't worry. It won't exist after the Indians finally get to step and get rid of the OPIE government.
WHY MUST YOU TEST, HUGH?
CHEF D,
IS THE ONLY ONE WHO SAYS "OPIE" RIGHT.
SHUT UP BEFORE I SICK A RAVING PACK OF CLAW SHRIMP STUFFED WITH HABANEROS UPON YOUR TONGAN FACE!
AND PEOPLE WONDER WHY CHEF HARRASSES HUGH.
Quote from: ChefIT'S FULL OF AMERICANS.
THE END.
CHEF D,
APOLOGIZES FOR THE LONG POST.
That must mean
you don't live here!
Oh drats!
No, really! (http://bestsmileys.com/usa1/16.gif)
Don't need to post as to where you live, I'll just sigh in angst. *sssiiiighhhh*
No, really.
Best long winded rant ever.
Quote from: Clich?©s_Dyed_4_My_SinsQuote from: ChefIT'S FULL OF AMERICANS.
THE END.
CHEF D,
APOLOGIZES FOR THE LONG POST.
That must mean you don't live here!
Oh drats!
No, really! (http://bestsmileys.com/usa1/16.gif)
Don't need to post as to where you live, I'll just sigh in angst. *sssiiiighhhh*
No, really.
*ahem*
UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!
Upstanding Americans:
-Robert Anton Wilson
-Don Van Vliet
-John Waters
-James Brown
-William S. Burroughs
-Miles Davis
-God
-Frank Zappa
-George Clinton
-Hunter S. Thompson
-Nick Nolte
-Marvin Gaye
-Glen Campbell
-Ignatius J. Reilly
-Chef D
It's true . . . all of the above were actually Americans, so remember that on the next American Appreciation Day.
*edited to add more dead people*
Quote from: Baron von HooplaUpstanding Americans:
-Robert Anton Wilson
-Don Van Vliet
-John Waters
-William S. Burroughs
-God
-Frank Zappa
-Hunter S. Thompson
-Ignatius J. Reilly
-Chef D
It's true . . . all of the above were actually Americans, so remember that on the next American Appreciation Day.
mostly dead.
Quotemostly dead.
:shock: Dead
and upstanding!? Woah!
Quote from: Clich?©s_Dyed_4_My_SinsQuotemostly dead.
:shock: Dead and upstanding!? Woah!
That didn't used to be unusual, back when we had a Zombie Queen around here.
Fuck! Roger beat me to the zombie comment!
Quote from: FnordiscordiaFuck! Roger beat me to the zombie comment!
I'm quick like dat.
The Good Reverend Trees is not impressed.
How bout now? (http://www.emotihost.com/ver1/halloween1/17.gif)
BRAAIIIIIIINS!
Quote from: Clich?©s_Dyed_4_My_Sins How bout now? (http://www.emotihost.com/ver1/halloween1/17.gif)
Now the Good Reverend Trees is impressed.
(BT is easily amused.)
Quote from: Baron von HooplaUpstanding Americans:
-Robert Anton Wilson
-Don Van Vliet
-John Waters
-James Brown
-William S. Burroughs
-Miles Davis
-God
-Frank Zappa
-George Clinton
-Hunter S. Thompson
-Nick Nolte
-Marvin Gaye
-Glen Campbell
-Ignatius J. Reilly
-Chef D
It's true . . . all of the above were actually Americans, so remember that on the next American Appreciation Day.
*edited to add more dead people*
Thats a short list for a country of 250 million or more people.
yes, and there are several names on that list that are marginal at best.
please read my rant titled "a ton of bricks" for insight into why Americans are the way they are.
8)