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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Chef on March 15, 2005, 11:31:26 PM

Title: WHY CHEF HATES AMERICA (LONG)
Post by: Chef on March 15, 2005, 11:31:26 PM
IT'S FULL OF AMERICANS.

THE END.

CHEF D,
APOLOGIZES FOR THE LONG POST.
Title: WHY CHEF HATES AMERICA (LONG)
Post by: Cain on March 15, 2005, 11:44:05 PM
Its gonna take me all night to read that man!  What were you thinking?
Title: WHY CHEF HATES AMERICA (LONG)
Post by: Chef on March 15, 2005, 11:44:59 PM
Quote from: ScribeIts gonna take me all night to read that man!  What were you thinking?

I GOT ALL CARRIED AWAY.

CHEF D,
WENT ALL "HERMAN MELVILLE" ON YUOR ASS.
Title: WHY CHEF HATES AMERICA (LONG)
Post by: CannedLizard on March 16, 2005, 12:31:26 AM
Isn't "It's full of Americans" the reason why you hate the United States? Most Americans have never seen America.
Title: WHY CHEF HATES AMERICA (LONG)
Post by: Chef on March 16, 2005, 12:38:58 AM
Quote from: CannedLizardIsn't "It's full of Americans" the reason why you hate the United States? Most Americans have never seen America.

ARE YUO STEPPING, SON?

DO NEVER.
Title: WHY CHEF HATES AMERICA (LONG)
Post by: Bella on March 16, 2005, 12:42:10 AM
Quote from: CannedLizardIsn't "It's full of Americans" the reason why you hate the United States? Most Americans have never seen America.
I've seen America. Been all over and back and forth across the country lots of times. Damn shame it's full of Americans because it's a beautiful place otherwise.
Title: WHY CHEF HATES AMERICA (LONG)
Post by: Chef on March 16, 2005, 12:43:42 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: CannedLizardIsn't "It's full of Americans" the reason why you hate the United States? Most Americans have never seen America.
I've seen America. Been all over and back and forth across the country lots of times. Damn shame it's full of Americans because it's a beautiful place otherwise.

TRY CHEF D'S NEW OPIE-AWAY(TM) BRAND EXTERMINATOR!

NOW WITH *TWICE* THA RADS!
Title: WHY CHEF HATES AMERICA (LONG)
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 16, 2005, 08:38:53 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: CannedLizardIsn't "It's full of Americans" the reason why you hate the United States? Most Americans have never seen America.
I've seen America. Been all over and back and forth across the country lots of times. Damn shame it's full of Americans because it's a beautiful place otherwise.

I have seen more of Americans and America than most Americans would care to fucking even believe exists. So yes. I can see why you hippies hate it. But don't worry. It won't exist after the Indians finally get to step and get rid of the OPIE government.
Title: Re: WHY CHEF HATES AMERICA (LONG)
Post by: Ghost In The Machine on March 16, 2005, 12:18:44 PM
Quote from: ChefIT'S FULL OF AMERICANS.

THE END.

CHEF D,
APOLOGIZES FOR THE LONG POST.

I disagree.  Americans are almost extinct.
Title: WHY CHEF HATES AMERICA (LONG)
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 16, 2005, 02:59:32 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCI have seen more of Americans and America than most Americans would care to fucking even believe exists. So yes. I can see why you hippies hate it. But don't worry. It won't exist after the Indians finally get to step and get rid of the OPIE government.

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

are you serious?

8)
Title: WHY CHEF HATES AMERICA (LONG)
Post by: Chef on March 17, 2005, 04:59:04 AM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC[

I have seen more of Americans and America than most Americans would care to fucking even believe exists. So yes. I can see why you hippies hate it. But don't worry. It won't exist after the Indians finally get to step and get rid of the OPIE government.

WHY MUST YOU TEST, HUGH?

CHEF D,
IS THE ONLY ONE WHO SAYS "OPIE" RIGHT.
Title: WHY CHEF HATES AMERICA (LONG)
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 30, 2005, 03:36:24 PM
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC[

I have seen more of Americans and America than most Americans would care to fucking even believe exists. So yes. I can see why you hippies hate it. But don't worry. It won't exist after the Indians finally get to step and get rid of the OPIE government.

WHY MUST YOU TEST, HUGH?

CHEF D,
IS THE ONLY ONE WHO SAYS "OPIE" RIGHT.

SHUT UP BEFORE I SICK A RAVING PACK OF CLAW SHRIMP STUFFED WITH HABANEROS UPON YOUR TONGAN FACE!
Title: WHY CHEF HATES AMERICA (LONG)
Post by: Donkeyotay on August 09, 2005, 02:08:55 AM
And Again!


i bump for your salvation Discordians :twisted:
Title: WHY CHEF HATES AMERICA (LONG)
Post by: Chef on August 09, 2005, 02:10:14 AM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC[

I have seen more of Americans and America than most Americans would care to fucking even believe exists. So yes. I can see why you hippies hate it. But don't worry. It won't exist after the Indians finally get to step and get rid of the OPIE government.

WHY MUST YOU TEST, HUGH?

CHEF D,
IS THE ONLY ONE WHO SAYS "OPIE" RIGHT.

SHUT UP BEFORE I SICK A RAVING PACK OF CLAW SHRIMP STUFFED WITH HABANEROS UPON YOUR TONGAN FACE!

AND PEOPLE WONDER WHY CHEF HARRASSES HUGH.
Title: Re: WHY CHEF HATES AMERICA (LONG)
Post by: Clichés_Dyed_4_My_Sins on August 09, 2005, 11:01:57 PM
Quote from: ChefIT'S FULL OF AMERICANS.

THE END.

CHEF D,
APOLOGIZES FOR THE LONG POST.



That must mean you don't live here!

Oh drats!
No, really! (http://bestsmileys.com/usa1/16.gif)

Don't need to post as to where you live, I'll just sigh in angst. *sssiiiighhhh*

No, really.
Title: WHY CHEF HATES AMERICA (LONG)
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 10, 2005, 12:18:01 AM
Best long winded rant ever.
Title: Re: WHY CHEF HATES AMERICA (LONG)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 10, 2005, 01:16:41 AM
Quote from: Clich?©s_Dyed_4_My_Sins
Quote from: ChefIT'S FULL OF AMERICANS.

THE END.

CHEF D,
APOLOGIZES FOR THE LONG POST.



That must mean you don't live here!

Oh drats!
No, really! (http://bestsmileys.com/usa1/16.gif)

Don't need to post as to where you live, I'll just sigh in angst. *sssiiiighhhh*

No, really.

*ahem*

UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!
Title: WHY CHEF HATES AMERICA (LONG)
Post by: hooplala on August 10, 2005, 01:25:04 AM
Upstanding Americans:

-Robert Anton Wilson
-Don Van Vliet
-John Waters
-James Brown
-William S. Burroughs
-Miles Davis
-God
-Frank Zappa
-George Clinton
-Hunter S. Thompson
-Nick Nolte
-Marvin Gaye
-Glen Campbell
-Ignatius J. Reilly
-Chef D

It's true . . . all of the above were actually Americans, so remember that on the next American Appreciation Day.

*edited to add more dead people*
Title: WHY CHEF HATES AMERICA (LONG)
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on August 10, 2005, 01:25:41 AM
Quote from: Baron von HooplaUpstanding Americans:

-Robert Anton Wilson
-Don Van Vliet
-John Waters
-William S. Burroughs
-God
-Frank Zappa
-Hunter S. Thompson
-Ignatius J. Reilly
-Chef D

It's true . . . all of the above were actually Americans, so remember that on the next American Appreciation Day.
mostly dead.
Title: WHY CHEF HATES AMERICA (LONG)
Post by: Clichés_Dyed_4_My_Sins on August 10, 2005, 02:08:47 AM
Quotemostly dead.
:shock: Dead and upstanding!? Woah!
Title: WHY CHEF HATES AMERICA (LONG)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 10, 2005, 02:11:51 AM
Quote from: Clich?©s_Dyed_4_My_Sins
Quotemostly dead.
:shock: Dead and upstanding!? Woah!

That didn't used to be unusual, back when we had a Zombie Queen around here.
Title: WHY CHEF HATES AMERICA (LONG)
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 10, 2005, 02:17:20 AM
Fuck! Roger beat me to the zombie comment!
Title: WHY CHEF HATES AMERICA (LONG)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 10, 2005, 02:18:18 AM
Quote from: FnordiscordiaFuck! Roger beat me to the zombie comment!

I'm quick like dat.
Title: WHY CHEF HATES AMERICA (LONG)
Post by: Burning Trees on August 12, 2005, 10:53:10 AM
The Good Reverend Trees is not impressed.
Title: WHY CHEF HATES AMERICA (LONG)
Post by: Clichés_Dyed_4_My_Sins on August 12, 2005, 05:08:17 PM
How bout now? (http://www.emotihost.com/ver1/halloween1/17.gif)
Title: WHY CHEF HATES AMERICA (LONG)
Post by: hooplala on August 12, 2005, 05:11:46 PM
BRAAIIIIIIINS!
Title: WHY CHEF HATES AMERICA (LONG)
Post by: Burning Trees on August 12, 2005, 05:14:15 PM
Quote from: Clich?©s_Dyed_4_My_Sins How bout now? (http://www.emotihost.com/ver1/halloween1/17.gif)

Now the Good Reverend Trees is impressed.

(BT is easily amused.)
Title: WHY CHEF HATES AMERICA (LONG)
Post by: Cain on August 13, 2005, 12:29:50 PM
Quote from: Baron von HooplaUpstanding Americans:

-Robert Anton Wilson
-Don Van Vliet
-John Waters
-James Brown
-William S. Burroughs
-Miles Davis
-God
-Frank Zappa
-George Clinton
-Hunter S. Thompson
-Nick Nolte
-Marvin Gaye
-Glen Campbell
-Ignatius J. Reilly
-Chef D

It's true . . . all of the above were actually Americans, so remember that on the next American Appreciation Day.

*edited to add more dead people*

Thats a short list for a country of 250 million or more people.
Title: WHY CHEF HATES AMERICA (LONG)
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 13, 2005, 03:11:43 PM
yes, and there are several names on that list that are marginal at best.

please read my rant titled "a ton of bricks" for insight into why Americans are the way they are.

8)