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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Ghost In The Machine on March 16, 2005, 01:11:47 PM

Title: I am joining the anti-autolock revolution!
Post by: Ghost In The Machine on March 16, 2005, 01:11:47 PM
There are a whole slew of good threads I want to reply to, but they are all locked.

This situation cannot stand.

I hereby demand that Mgt turn off the autolock function, or face the dire consequences that - may I add - are nobody's fault but her own.

We tire of the tyranny of the forum settings.  And we will not be silenced.

Be warned.

Signed,
Ghost in the Machine,
Angry Blue Collar Cracker & High Commander of the Sewer Hordes.
Title: I am joining the anti-autolock revolution!
Post by: Cain on March 16, 2005, 01:15:04 PM
You go for it.  It would be nice for them to be turned off, but LMNO did give a method you can use in the meantime (linking to the thread, cut and paste etc) if you are that desperate to answer them.
Title: I am joining the anti-autolock revolution!
Post by: Ghost In The Machine on March 16, 2005, 01:16:14 PM
Quote from: ScribeYou go for it.  It would be nice for them to be turned off, but LMNO did give a method you can use in the meantime (linking to the thread, cut and paste etc) if you are that desperate to answer them.

That's it, man.  Just KOWTOW to Mgt.
Title: I am joining the anti-autolock revolution!
Post by: Cain on March 16, 2005, 01:17:46 PM
Quote from: Ghost In The Machine
Quote from: ScribeYou go for it.  It would be nice for them to be turned off, but LMNO did give a method you can use in the meantime (linking to the thread, cut and paste etc) if you are that desperate to answer them.

That's it, man.  Just KOWTOW to Mgt.

I saw what she did to aini.  I fear the Mgt. She possibly has more power than The Man.   :wink:

And I did say "in the meantime".
Title: I am joining the anti-autolock revolution!
Post by: Ghost In The Machine on March 16, 2005, 01:19:57 PM
Quote from: Scribe
Quote from: Ghost In The Machine
Quote from: ScribeYou go for it.  It would be nice for them to be turned off, but LMNO did give a method you can use in the meantime (linking to the thread, cut and paste etc) if you are that desperate to answer them.

That's it, man.  Just KOWTOW to Mgt.

I saw what she did to aini.  I fear the Mgt. She possibly has more power than The Man.   :wink:

And I did say "in the meantime".

Grumble, grumble..."summertime soldiers"...grumble...
Title: I am joining the anti-autolock revolution!
Post by: Cain on March 16, 2005, 01:21:42 PM
Quote from: Ghost In The Machine
Quote from: Scribe
Quote from: Ghost In The Machine
Quote from: ScribeYou go for it.  It would be nice for them to be turned off, but LMNO did give a method you can use in the meantime (linking to the thread, cut and paste etc) if you are that desperate to answer them.

That's it, man.  Just KOWTOW to Mgt.

I saw what she did to aini.  I fear the Mgt. She possibly has more power than The Man.   :wink:

And I did say "in the meantime".

Grumble, grumble..."summertime soldiers"...grumble...


:lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: I am joining the anti-autolock revolution!
Post by: Ghost In The Machine on March 16, 2005, 01:23:18 PM
Quote from: Scribe
Quote from: Ghost In The Machine
Quote from: Scribe
Quote from: Ghost In The Machine
Quote from: ScribeYou go for it.  It would be nice for them to be turned off, but LMNO did give a method you can use in the meantime (linking to the thread, cut and paste etc) if you are that desperate to answer them.

That's it, man.  Just KOWTOW to Mgt.

I saw what she did to aini.  I fear the Mgt. She possibly has more power than The Man.   :wink:

And I did say "in the meantime".

Grumble, grumble..."summertime soldiers"...grumble...


:lol:  :lol:  :lol:

You'll be singing a different tune, after the revolution.
Title: I am joining the anti-autolock revolution!
Post by: Cain on March 16, 2005, 01:25:08 PM
I just happen to know the Mgt rarely comes on here, so she may not even know your demands yet.
Title: I am joining the anti-autolock revolution!
Post by: Ghost In The Machine on March 16, 2005, 01:26:06 PM
Quote from: ScribeI just happen to know the Mgt rarely comes on here, so she may not even know your demands yet.

We will not be ignored.
Title: I am joining the anti-autolock revolution!
Post by: fluffy on March 16, 2005, 03:25:57 PM

the mgt laughs at your puniness
she also responds
eventually
to pm's
and any of the mods will unlock a thread
upon request
just ask
Title: I am joining the anti-autolock revolution!
Post by: Ghost In The Machine on March 16, 2005, 03:30:10 PM
Quote from: fluffy
the mgt laughs at your puniness
she also responds
eventually
to pm's
and any of the mods will unlock a thread
upon request
just ask

Trnaslation:  Kiss mucho ass, maybe get a thread unlocked.

That's no way to live, wabbit.
Title: I am joining the anti-autolock revolution!
Post by: fluffy on March 16, 2005, 03:43:08 PM
Quote from: Ghost In The Machine
Quote from: fluffy
the mgt laughs at your puniness
she also responds
eventually
to pm's
and any of the mods will unlock a thread
upon request
just ask

Trnaslation:  Kiss mucho ass, maybe get a thread unlocked.

That's no way to live, wabbit.


who you callin wabbit
sewer boy?
besides
bella and mal
are mods
why wouldn't you want to kiss their ass?
Title: I am joining the anti-autolock revolution!
Post by: Ghost In The Machine on March 16, 2005, 03:45:05 PM
Quote from: fluffy
Quote from: Ghost In The Machine
Quote from: fluffy
the mgt laughs at your puniness
she also responds
eventually
to pm's
and any of the mods will unlock a thread
upon request
just ask

Trnaslation:  Kiss mucho ass, maybe get a thread unlocked.

That's no way to live, wabbit.


who you callin wabbit
sewer boy?
besides
bella and mal
are mods
why wouldn't you want to kiss their ass?

I'm calling you wabbit, stooge of the establishment!

As for kissing their asses, why not?  But not in this context.  The evil that is Mgt must be overthrown.
Title: I am joining the anti-autolock revolution!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 16, 2005, 06:40:33 PM
just remember, whoever successfully deposes the Mgt also has to start paying for the bandwidth...however, if that person makes me the one and only mod, I'd be happy to chip in.

8)
Title: I am joining the anti-autolock revolution!
Post by: Malaul on March 16, 2005, 06:43:51 PM
MGT > Me and Bella


one of us is almost always on
you dont need to kiss ass
just ask us to unlock it


The MGT works in mysterious ways
Title: I am joining the anti-autolock revolution!
Post by: Ghost In The Machine on March 16, 2005, 06:45:32 PM
Quote from: MalaulMGT > Me and Bella


one of us is almost always on
you dont need to kiss ass
just ask us to unlock it


The MGT works in mysterious ways

You sound...counter-revolutionary, Comrade.
Title: I am joining the anti-autolock revolution!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 16, 2005, 06:47:23 PM
methinks some people are missing the point.

having to ask = kissing ass in some peoples' minds

autolock function = artificially imposed barrier to our freedom of choice/speech/thought

and on a discordian forum, no less...

8)
Title: I am joining the anti-autolock revolution!
Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 16, 2005, 06:48:01 PM
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodmethinks some people are missing the point.

having to ask = kissing ass in some peoples' minds

autolock function = artificially imposed barrier to our freedom of choice/speech/thought

and on a discordian forum, no less...

8)

mayeb it's on purpose? for that ver reason
Title: I am joining the anti-autolock revolution!
Post by: Ghost In The Machine on March 16, 2005, 06:49:01 PM
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodmethinks some people are missing the point.

having to ask = kissing ass in some peoples' minds

autolock function = artificially imposed barrier to our freedom of choice/speech/thought

and on a discordian forum, no less...

8)

Useless artificially imposed barrier, no less.

Up the revolution, Comrade!
Title: I am joining the anti-autolock revolution!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 16, 2005, 07:01:33 PM
attn: the MGT!!

the NSRA has decided to throw its considerable weight behind the cause. Cease and desist all auto-lock functions or the streets will run with the blood of the bourgeoise!

8)
Title: I am joining the anti-autolock revolution!
Post by: Cain on March 16, 2005, 07:04:45 PM
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodattn: the MGT!!

the NSRA has decided to throw its considerable weight behind the cause. Cease and desist all auto-lock functions or the streets will run with the blood of the bourgeoise!

8)

And it may just do that anyway! :D  :shock:  :twisted:
Title: I am joining the anti-autolock revolution!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 16, 2005, 07:09:22 PM
shh! of course it will, but we need to keep our leverage...

8)
Title: I am joining the anti-autolock revolution!
Post by: Cain on March 16, 2005, 07:10:08 PM
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodshh! of course it will, but we need to keep our leverage...

8)

nah, we have plenty more social groups to pick from....
Title: I am joining the anti-autolock revolution!
Post by: Ghost In The Machine on March 16, 2005, 07:11:45 PM
Quote from: Scribe
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodshh! of course it will, but we need to keep our leverage...

8)

nah, we have plenty more social groups to pick from....

Sanitation Workers Local *** is with the revolution.

Useful advice:  Do NOT piss off the people that control the sewers.
Title: I am joining the anti-autolock revolution!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 16, 2005, 07:13:13 PM
our sewers are 250 years old...they more or less control themselves, and occasionally we sacrifice one of the townies to fix a break in the lines.

8)
Title: I am joining the anti-autolock revolution!
Post by: Ghost In The Machine on March 16, 2005, 07:14:33 PM
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodour sewers are 250 years old...they more or less control themselves, and occasionally we sacrifice one of the townies to fix a break in the lines.

8)

Our sewers range in age from 10 to 175 years.

Without constant maintenance... :twisted:
Title: I am joining the anti-autolock revolution!
Post by: EraPassing on March 16, 2005, 08:07:28 PM
Will the Mgt. actually care if the streets run with the blood of the bourgeoise?
Cuz, it's not leverage if the person you're threatening is going to make hors d'oeuvres, break out the good scotch, and egg you to get on with it.
Title: I am joining the anti-autolock revolution!
Post by: LMNO on March 16, 2005, 08:08:48 PM
DING!

1 point, EraPassing.
Title: I am joining the anti-autolock revolution!
Post by: Cain on March 16, 2005, 08:10:56 PM
Quote from: EraPassingWill the Mgt. actually care if the streets run with the blood of the bourgeoise?
Cuz, it's not leverage if the person you're threatening is going to make hors d'oeuvres, break out the good scotch, and egg you to get on with it.

But the people (who arent dead) will protest to the Mgt, hold rallies outside her house etc..And we need somewhere to dump the bodies...
Title: I am joining the anti-autolock revolution!
Post by: Ghost In The Machine on March 16, 2005, 08:22:44 PM
Quote from: EraPassingWill the Mgt. actually care if the streets run with the blood of the bourgeoise?
Cuz, it's not leverage if the person you're threatening is going to make hors d'oeuvres, break out the good scotch, and egg you to get on with it.

Mgt herself must be cast down, for oppressing the masses.
Title: I am joining the anti-autolock revolution!
Post by: LMNO on March 16, 2005, 08:37:20 PM
Quote from: Ghost In The Machine
Mgt herself must be lifted up, for oppressing the massive amount of lame posts.


Fixed that for you.
Title: I am joining the anti-autolock revolution!
Post by: President Bush on March 16, 2005, 09:04:59 PM
Quote from: Ghost In The Machine

Sanitation Workers Local *** is in the pocket of the several large Italian gentlemen currently receiving consulting contracts from the RNC.

Useful advice:  Do NOT piss off the people that control the military forces of the only superpower in the world. Just ask Sadamn.

Quote from: LMNO
Fixed that  for you.
Title: I am joining the anti-autolock revolution!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 16, 2005, 10:39:11 PM
good advice, G Dub...I'll try to remember not to piss Beijing off from now on...

8)
Title: I am joining the anti-autolock revolution!
Post by: CannedLizard on March 16, 2005, 10:41:31 PM
I'm not sure if I'm ready for a revolution yet. Can I just be a sympathetic journalist?
Title: I am joining the anti-autolock revolution!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 16, 2005, 10:49:41 PM
if by sympathetic, you mean willing to pass covert messages for us and possibly assassinate any of our enemies you may find yourself interviewing, then yes.

8)
Title: I am joining the anti-autolock revolution!
Post by: agent compassion on March 16, 2005, 11:09:34 PM
What's funny is that if you go back into some old threads there's one where y'all are arguing with the Mgt about whether to do autodelete and autolock, and you guys preferred autolock then...



:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: I am joining the anti-autolock revolution!
Post by: Malaul on March 16, 2005, 11:56:19 PM
::chalksone up to AC::
Title: I am joining the anti-autolock revolution!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 17, 2005, 12:55:41 AM
by "you guys", you are most certainly not referring to me.

8)
Title: I am joining the anti-autolock revolution!
Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 17, 2005, 01:09:54 AM
i'm not sure if i was or not. i think i was against deletion or anythign, but took auto lock over deletion.
Title: I am joining the anti-autolock revolution!
Post by: Baron Von Stevenstein on March 18, 2005, 01:46:22 AM
stupid question of the day: whats auto lock? :?:
Title: I am joining the anti-autolock revolution!
Post by: Cain on March 18, 2005, 01:47:57 AM
Quote from: Ignotum per Ignotiusstupid question of the day: whats auto lock? :?:

The threads get automaticaly locked if you they arent answered after a set period.  Look back about 5 pages in here and you will see you can't answer the threads.  No question is stupid when it comes to the workings of the phpbb forum.
Title: I am joining the anti-autolock revolution!
Post by: Baron Von Stevenstein on March 18, 2005, 01:53:14 AM
that sounds like a good enough cauz 2 revolt, count me in!
Title: I am joining the anti-autolock revolution!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 18, 2005, 09:35:34 PM
Whoopsie!

Did I start a civil war?  :twisted:
Title: I am joining the anti-autolock revolution!
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on March 18, 2005, 10:00:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerWhoopsie!

Did I start a civil war?  :twisted:
I am not sure, but we do seem to have a bunny on a bump mission today.
Title: I am joining the anti-autolock revolution!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 18, 2005, 10:30:29 PM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerWhoopsie!

Did I start a civil war?  :twisted:
I am not sure, but we do seem to have a bunny on a bump mission today.

WOOT!