Orthodoxy is Unconcious
-George Orwell
As an entity the Discordian (bowel?) Movement(tm) is neither Orthodox or Unconcious, right now. But, it's only a matter of time. Everything is accepted eventually. Even our *ahem* precious creative creative disorder will eventually be our enemy. The pendelum swings, and we are sitting on it being swung. It seems to me that while the majority sits upon the heavier side of the pendulum, that the Discordian Bowel Movment (tm) is sitting comfortably on the counterweight. We are just as much to blame for the interplay between order and chaos, creativity and destruction; we are the ying to the greyface yang. And yet, we do not look plainly into the face of what we (dis)believe. We make pretenses toward being something else, towards being something above this average herd of humanity we so disdain. Well, boys and girls, thats nice. It's great to think that. But it's bullshit. Like I said, we are the counterweight of the pendulum, we swing with it like everyone else. We are led by the great interplay just like everyone else. When we have convinced everyone else of the error of their ways and we sit upon on thrones like great founders we are, there will be a movement oppisite us. Do I honestly think that thats what any of you are after? Of course not. Not conciously anyway.
my couch is ont e middle part of the endulum, wher eit doesn't swing or whatever :P
Quote from: Saint Zurtok Ah.D.
We make pretenses toward being something else, towards being something above this average herd of humanity we so disdain.
Actually, I'd put myself about 30 feet BELOW the mass of humanity.
Sometimes lower.
Quote from: Saint Zurtok Ah.D.Orthodoxy is Unconcious
-George Orwell
As an entity the Discordian (bowel?) Movement(tm) is neither Orthodox or Unconcious, right now. But, it's only a matter of time. Everything is accepted eventually. Even our *ahem* precious creative creative disorder will eventually be our enemy. The pendelum swings, and we are sitting on it being swung. It seems to me that while the majority sits upon the heavier side of the pendulum, that the Discordian Bowel Movment (tm) is sitting comfortably on the counterweight. We are just as much to blame for the interplay between order and chaos, creativity and destruction; we are the ying to the greyface yang. And yet, we do not look plainly into the face of what we (dis)believe. We make pretenses toward being something else, towards being something above this average herd of humanity we so disdain. Well, boys and girls, thats nice. It's great to think that. But it's bullshit. Like I said, we are the counterweight of the pendulum, we swing with it like everyone else. We are led by the great interplay just like everyone else. When we have convinced everyone else of the error of their ways and we sit upon on thrones like great founders we are, there will be a movement oppisite us. Do I honestly think that thats what any of you are after? Of course not. Not conciously anyway.
you are giving us much too much credit
I challenge myself every day in the mirror. I always win, but I lose just as much. Or maybe I just lose on principle of being the loser, but winning.
My reflection wins. It loses a lot, too. I haven't decided.
There was never any clear point to this; get the windex.
Quote from: Saint Zurtok Ah.D.Orthodoxy is Unconcious
-George Orwell
As an entity the Discordian (bowel?) Movement(tm) is neither Orthodox or Unconcious, right now. But, it's only a matter of time. Everything is accepted eventually. Even our *ahem* precious creative creative disorder will eventually be our enemy. The pendelum swings, and we are sitting on it being swung. It seems to me that while the majority sits upon the heavier side of the pendulum, that the Discordian Bowel Movment (tm) is sitting comfortably on the counterweight. We are just as much to blame for the interplay between order and chaos, creativity and destruction; we are the ying to the greyface yang. And yet, we do not look plainly into the face of what we (dis)believe. We make pretenses toward being something else, towards being something above this average herd of humanity we so disdain. Well, boys and girls, thats nice. It's great to think that. But it's bullshit. Like I said, we are the counterweight of the pendulum, we swing with it like everyone else. We are led by the great interplay just like everyone else. When we have convinced everyone else of the error of their ways and we sit upon on thrones like great founders we are, there will be a movement oppisite us. Do I honestly think that thats what any of you are after? Of course not. Not conciously anyway.
Well, then, I guess we should all shoot ourselves.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Well, then, I guess we should all shoot ourselves.
Does somebody need a hug? Have one of Rubber Ducky's cookies.
There's plenty... ah... well...
Have a hug.
Quote from: gnimbleyQuote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Well, then, I guess we should all shoot ourselves.
Does somebody need a hug? Have one of Rubber Ducky's cookies.
There's plenty... ah... well...
Have a hug.
Please re-read the original post.
All your hugs are meaningless! Nothing will ever make anything better, ever again!
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Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: gnimbleyQuote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Well, then, I guess we should all shoot ourselves.
Does somebody need a hug? Have one of Rubber Ducky's cookies.
There's plenty... ah... well...
Have a hug.
Please re-read the original post.
All your hugs are meaningless! Nothing will ever make anything better, ever again!
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/sadbanana.gif)
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: gnimbleyQuote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Well, then, I guess we should all shoot ourselves.
Does somebody need a hug? Have one of Rubber Ducky's cookies.
There's plenty... ah... well...
Have a hug.
Please re-read the original post.
All your hugs are meaningless! Nothing will ever make anything better, ever again!
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/sadbanana.gif)
Then-n-n-n-n-n-n ...
::perkily::
How about a banana split with whipped cream and a cherry?
Quote from: ScribeQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: gnimbleyQuote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Well, then, I guess we should all shoot ourselves.
Does somebody need a hug? Have one of Rubber Ducky's cookies.
There's plenty... ah... well...
Have a hug.
Please re-read the original post.
All your hugs are meaningless! Nothing will ever make anything better, ever again!
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/sadbanana.gif)
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
ITZ ALL HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPELEESSSSSSSSS!
Nothing means anything! Don't even try! Roll up into a fetal position, and wait to die!
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/cry.gif)
There, there. here, borrow my sig file for a day or two.
*wubbles*
Quote from: DJRubberduckyThere, there. here, borrow my sig file for a day or two.
*wubbles*
THAT WON'T HELP! :cry:
NOTHING HELPS!
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Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: DJRubberduckyThere, there. here, borrow my sig file for a day or two.
*wubbles*
THAT WON'T HELP! :cry:
NOTHING HELPS!
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/gay.gif)
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/lol.gif)(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/fag.gif)
Uber-emo. :roll:
Quote from: ScribeQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: DJRubberduckyThere, there. here, borrow my sig file for a day or two.
*wubbles*
THAT WON'T HELP! :cry:
NOTHING HELPS!
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/gay.gif)
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/lol.gif)(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/fag.gif)
Uber-emo. :roll:
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I needed to be a nihilist for an hour. I feel better now.
[sarcasm] It all matters [/sarcasm]
Bitch.
DAMN RIGHT!!!
Quote from: Saint Zurtok Ah.D.
Bitch.
You wouldn't say that, if you didn't care.
I never said I didn't care, did I? (thats not a rhetorical question, I honestly don't remember if I ever said anything like that)
And when talking to me most people are bitches, I like them that way.
Personally, I appreciate that Emo has surpassed Goth as the go-to label for whiny bitching tards.
::dons black poet blouse and applies liquid eyeliner::
W00t! Crank up the Bauhaus!
Love & Rockets > Bauhaus
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SILENCE!
(http://img187.exs.cx/img187/3249/gothlex6fj.jpg) (http://www.imageshack.us)
The Goth has Spoken!
Quote from: LMNOSILENCE!
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The Goth sobbed!
Fixed that for you.
Hey, at least it's not Emo....
I thought it was a faux pas in the goth world to have facial hair?
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::raises back of wrist to forhead::
Oh, why is it, that no one can understand my pain! I, I, I... the outcast of the Dark Children, the lonely wanderer of the Night!
::sobs::
Quote from: LMNO::raises back of wrist to forhead::
Oh, why is it, that no one can understand my pain! I, I, I... the outcast of the Dark Children, the lonely wanderer of the Night!
::sobs::
:lol:
"My life is blackness! I am like unto a creature of darkness!"
Forsooth! I may as well be dead! Bring me a rusty knife with which to bleed these veins dry! I shall leave a note in which I tell everyone of the Good Rev. Roger's true evil, as he didst drive me to this place of utmost misery. Woe is me. WOE IS ME.
Wow, we could all write a bad emo play, that would make tons of money because all the idiot emo teenagers (and Trollaxe) would go to see and show it to everyone to explain their pain.
Quote from: Saint Zurtok Ah.D.Wow, we could all write a bad emo play,
Summer thinks killing puppies by slamming them together in an atom smasher is illegal.
Quote from: Saint Zurtok Ah.D.Forsooth! I may as well be dead! Bring me a rusty knife with which to bleed these veins dry! I shall leave a note in which I tell everyone of the Good Rev. Roger's true evil, as he didst drive me to this place of utmost misery. Woe is me. WOE IS ME.
Wow, we could all write a bad emo play, that would make tons of money because all the idiot emo teenagers (and Trollaxe) would go to see and show it to everyone to explain their pain.
And others would see it for the comedy value.
Quote from: Caster BraidsQuote from: Saint Zurtok Ah.D.Wow, we could all write a bad emo play,
Summer thinks killing puppies by slamming them together in an atom smasher is illegal.
I like puppies. Can we use baby seals instead?
8)
Quote from: Bathory's SainthoodQuote from: Caster BraidsQuote from: Saint Zurtok Ah.D.Wow, we could all write a bad emo play,
Summer thinks killing puppies by slamming them together in an atom smasher is illegal.
I like puppies. Can we use baby seals instead?
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Only if Summer and others club them to death with
other baby seals. Summer wishes to remind Alanis it is not ironic, and Canadeland, home of the fearsome and malnourished giant dwarf warriors the Canades, and their fiesty but gentle friends the Canucks, dwell, is cold.
I'm down for that as long as we save a couple of pieces that are big enough for me to make slippers out of.
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Quote from: Bathory's SainthoodI'm down for that as long as we save a couple of pieces that are big enough for me to make slippers out of.
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The pieces will be big enough for slippers, but Summer thinks you miss the larger framing device.
Thousands upon Thousands of Slipper-pieces = Thousands of full body sealskin suits.
oh my.
we must make this happen.
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Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodoh my.
we must make this happen.
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Also, Summer and Others can eat the seals hearts, livers, and brains, thus gaining their courage, wisdom and knowledge. Their Tasty, Tasty, Blubbery Seal Courage, Wisdom and Knowledge.
you think baby seals have lots of courage, wisdom, and knowledge?
also, does this consciousness transferrence apply to the consumption of human organs as well?
if so, I'm gonna really regret treating the Maine GOP convention as my personal all-you-can-eat buffet.
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Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodyou think baby seals have lots of courage, wisdom, and knowledge?
also, does this consciousness transferrence apply to the consumption of human organs as well?
if so, I'm gonna really regret treating the Maine GOP convention as my personal all-you-can-eat buffet.
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Summer reminds the Sainthood that members of the Grand Ole Party are not human.
good point!
actually, I'm a member of the Maine GOP, but only because I signed up in a fit of pique after the election in order to volunteer to "help" with mass mailings.
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Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodgood point!
actually, I'm a member of the Maine GOP, but only because I signed up in a fit of pique after the election in order to volunteer to "help" with mass mailings.
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Summer understands, Gospazha Bathory. Or is it Gospodin?
Gospodin, pahjalusta.
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nooooooooooooooooooooo russian!!!
Quote from: Bathory's SainthoodGospodin, pahjalusta.
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*Giggles*
:twisted:
shto?
ya ni zhnayu shto ti vozbukhdyeni vokrug?
ti znayesh ya bolshoi kulikhovati.
ti znayesh kak mi rolik.
8)
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthood:twisted:
shto?
ya ni zhnayu shto ti vozbukhdyeni vokrug?
ti znayesh ya bolshoi kulikhovati.
ti znayesh kak mi rolik.
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Summer don't understand a word of that, Cobber.
gershkin nepalowitcz, i nh heballen arnen treb'allin'nalin'in.
RGMALKIN RFGHARKIN N'ARK'IN 'LARK'NIN!
that's OK.
it was directed at Mal.
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Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodthat's OK.
it was directed at Mal.
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Gospodin...
Skol'ko stoit bilet?
you both suck
Quote from: Malaulyou both suck
Summer is a slutty virgin.
:roll:
ah yes
how could we forget
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodthat's OK.
it was directed at Mal.
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I hate you
Quote from: Caster BraidsGospodin...
Skol'ko stoit bilet?
something something ticket?
you phoneticize your pidgin russian diffrently than I do, so I couldn't quite understand what the first two words were supposed to be.
8)
Quote from: Bathory's SainthoodQuote from: Caster BraidsGospodin...
Skol'ko stoit bilet?
something something ticket?
you phoneticize your pidgin russian diffrently than I do, so I couldn't quite understand what the first two words were supposed to be.
8)
How much is the fare?
hey fuckers, leave mal alone ok.
depends on where you're based out of, I suppose.
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Quote from: Bathory's Sainthooddepends on where you're based out of, I suppose.
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Somewhere down south?
Quote from: horab fibslagerhey fuckers, leave mal alone ok.
huh? what the fuck are you talking about?
*hand horab the vagisil*
I don't know if there's any left though...we've really been going through taht stuff lately. but really, you should know better. I'm about the last person here that would ever be rude or mean to Mal, seing as how she's the only person here that's my friend IRL.
Sometimes I wonder if you just lurk around waiting for an opportunity to try and jump down my throat for something. FYI: Nothing I do here should be anything for you to get pissy about. If that changes, I'll let you know.
now, back to your regularly scheduled deprogramming.
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Lemme clear this up for folks
the russian thing
I am Uhhh affected lets say by foreing languages as GOat knows,
he wasnt posting this to be mean inna mean way
it was mroe mean inna good way
and dread head here doesnt know that about me at all
so lets put our respective drama away and get on with the thread ok?
Quote from: horab fibslagerhey fuckers, leave mal alone ok.
My Champion
Always comming to my rescue ::hugs::
Quote from: Bathory's SainthoodQuote from: horab fibslagerhey fuckers, leave mal alone ok.
huh? what the fuck are you talking about?
*hand horab the vagisil*
I don't know if there's any left though...we've really been going through taht stuff lately. but really, you should know better. I'm about the last person here that would ever be rude or mean to Mal, seing as how she's the only person here that's my friend IRL.
Sometimes I wonder if you just lurk around waiting for an opportunity to try and jump down my throat for something. FYI: Nothing I do here should be anything for you to get pissy about. If that changes, I'll let you know.
now, back to your regularly scheduled deprogramming.
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/me shrugs
:P :oops:
Quote from: MalaulQuote from: horab fibslagerhey fuckers, leave mal alone ok.
My Champion
Always comming to my rescue ::hugs::
it's my job, bein a superhero an all.
can I be the emotionally abused female love intrest that always plays hard to get?
sorry, horab...I didn't mean to bite your head off, I'm just surprised that you'd think I would ever be intentionally discourteous to Mal.
*slides horab a pitcher of good beer*
no worries.
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sure, jsut make sure to swoon and say "my hero" erotically.
mmmmmmm erotic.
::flutters lashes::
My Hero-oh oh oh yes ohhoooohooohhhhhhhhhh
::swoons::
hows that?
ok you're in.
sweet
::flutters lashes::
Back to the topic at hand, Discordians are ass-douches sometimes. Just lookit all the strife in the world. People really are monsters sometimes. We're like orcs in service to Sauron. The MAN in general is a murderous bully who picks on people for stupid reasons. If there is one good thing to say about Discordianism, it's that it has the potential to snap people out of orc mentality. People can use the power of discord to be heros instead of monsters. Unfortunately, many peoples' idea of being a hero is to kill em all and let God sort em out.
Quote from: ManBack to the topic at hand, Discordians are ass-douches sometimes. Just lookit all the strife in the world. People really are monsters sometimes. We're like orcs in service to Sauron. The MAN in general is a murderous bully who picks on people for stupid reasons. If there is one good thing to say about Discordianism, it's that it has the potential to snap people out of orc mentality. People can use the power of discord to be heros instead of monsters. Unfortunately, many peoples' idea of being a hero is to kill em all and let God sort em out.
Problem is, discordians tend to go from one side to the other, 5 - 6 times per day.
That's what makes them discordians.
Quote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: ManBack to the topic at hand, Discordians are ass-douches sometimes. Just lookit all the strife in the world. People really are monsters sometimes. We're like orcs in service to Sauron. The MAN in general is a murderous bully who picks on people for stupid reasons. If there is one good thing to say about Discordianism, it's that it has the potential to snap people out of orc mentality. People can use the power of discord to be heros instead of monsters. Unfortunately, many peoples' idea of being a hero is to kill em all and let God sort em out.
Problem is, discordians tend to go from one side to the other, 5 - 6 times per day.
That's what makes them discordians.
No, that's what makes them fickle. The threat of a bomb over their heads is what makes them Discordian.
Quote from: ManQuote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: ManBack to the topic at hand, Discordians are ass-douches sometimes. Just lookit all the strife in the world. People really are monsters sometimes. We're like orcs in service to Sauron. The MAN in general is a murderous bully who picks on people for stupid reasons. If there is one good thing to say about Discordianism, it's that it has the potential to snap people out of orc mentality. People can use the power of discord to be heros instead of monsters. Unfortunately, many peoples' idea of being a hero is to kill em all and let God sort em out.
Problem is, discordians tend to go from one side to the other, 5 - 6 times per day.
That's what makes them discordians.
No, that's what makes them fickle. The threat of a bomb over their heads is what makes them Discordian.
No, I think most of them/us would be discordians, even if the world was perfect.
Especially if the world was perfect.
Quote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: ManQuote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: ManBack to the topic at hand, Discordians are ass-douches sometimes. Just lookit all the strife in the world. People really are monsters sometimes. We're like orcs in service to Sauron. The MAN in general is a murderous bully who picks on people for stupid reasons. If there is one good thing to say about Discordianism, it's that it has the potential to snap people out of orc mentality. People can use the power of discord to be heros instead of monsters. Unfortunately, many peoples' idea of being a hero is to kill em all and let God sort em out.
Problem is, discordians tend to go from one side to the other, 5 - 6 times per day.
That's what makes them discordians.
No, that's what makes them fickle. The threat of a bomb over their heads is what makes them Discordian.
No, I think most of them/us would be discordians, even if the world was perfect.
Especially if the world was perfect.
::shrugs and joins the forces of evil for a couple hours::
Yeah! FUCK GOODNESS!!!!!
the world is perfect j0! right down to the very last flaw.
Including the roses and the goat cheeses.
And the goat cheese with rose petals mixed into it!
Yum, rosy goat cheese.