and fuck you all. May you always be ushered to the wobbly table at resturaunts, may every little niggle in your life one day compound to make you homocidally insane and you get shot on the freeway for throwing bananas at the swat team!
This is a message to all the Discordians. You win. as much as that means anything. I've had it. No more forums, no more interaction with the likes of you over the net. I'm done, that's it. And tell eris I said she can go and get a 50 hour a week job with a cushy corner office, earn 26% less than a man in the same position and swallow the whole deal.
In other words, fuck you, fuck your irreligion and fuck your narcisistic self-superior, I'm-not what-I'm preaching-against bullshit. I hope I get the chance to kick the shit out of each and every discordian one day.
only 50 hours a week?
i actualyl went here for a legitmate reason. nto because of you lovekins.
to mindfuck you proeprly would take too much work, liek fidnign where you whine abotu beign on welfare and having to sell yoru house, while bragging abotu the new digital camcorder that's goign to get your business started. but never midn that.
in any case, do you really feel teh need to make your decisions based on what we may or may not do? or say?
aside from that, i really doubt you coudl kick the shit out of a beanpole.
waht really go t me riled up was the disclaimer thign on your website there. tho istill resisted and just posted sotned rambling mixed with honest criticisms adn a hello and a honest question, i belive still hasn;t been answered.
edit: of course you won't eb readin any of this now will you?
either way, I still hate Les Claypool for making my fingers feel like they are going to fall off. bat rastard.
Quote from: Rev Thwackeither way, I still hate Les Claypool for making my fingers feel like they are going to fall off. bat rastard.
id on't blame you. i understand it takes a logn time to do it for hours on end.
the one that's been killing me lately is power mad. It just feels like you are constantly in the middle of doing everything all at once. I have an easier time sitting and playing N.I.B for three hours solid.
the worst part is, the bassist never get any groupies...
yea, but we do most of the work. Bass is the backbone of every band.
it's one of those daily tragedies that define the human condition.
like the drummer from def lepard only having one arm.
no, that's just funny as can be.
sitting with him at a concert for another band: "what's wrong with you? Don't be an insensative asshole, clap for them, they did a good job."
"hey, want to go toss the old pigskin around?"
"Up for a game of pool?"
"dude, you suck at video games."
Bass is awesome. But it's not necessarily neccessary. Necessarily.
I'm not sure what the rest of this thread is about, but it's nice to know that I won something without ever trying. I think. :?
Thwack, you better watch out for those one armed drummers. Some of them use their prosthetics for weapons.
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDand fuck you all. May you always be ushered to the wobbly table at resturaunts, may every little niggle in your life one day compound to make you homocidally insane and you get shot on the freeway for throwing bananas at the swat team!
This is a message to all the Discordians. You win. as much as that means anything. I've had it. No more forums, no more interaction with the likes of you over the net. I'm done, that's it. And tell eris I said she can go and get a 50 hour a week job with a cushy corner office, earn 26% less than a man in the same position and swallow the whole deal.
In other words, fuck you, fuck your irreligion and fuck your narcisistic self-superior, I'm-not what-I'm preaching-against bullshit. I hope I get the chance to kick the shit out of each and every discordian one day.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMO!!!
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Christ, I never even got the chance to get started.
You'd think, after all this time, he'd find a sense of humor on sale at a flea market or something.
...And I really wanted to play...
QuoteEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMO!!!
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I would add to this statement:
BOARD SUICIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDand fuck you all. May you always be ushered to the wobbly table at resturaunts, may every little niggle in your life one day compound to make you homocidally insane and you get shot on the freeway for throwing bananas at the swat team!
This is a message to all the Discordians. You win. as much as that means anything. I've had it. No more forums, no more interaction with the likes of you over the net. I'm done, that's it. And tell eris I said she can go and get a 50 hour a week job with a cushy corner office, earn 26% less than a man in the same position and swallow the whole deal.
In other words, fuck you, fuck your irreligion and fuck your narcisistic self-superior, I'm-not what-I'm preaching-against bullshit. I hope I get the chance to kick the shit out of each and every discordian one day.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flounce
::kisses Scribe for so concicely deflating Trollax's diatribe::
Quote from: LMNO::kisses Scribe for so concicely deflating Trollax's diatribe::
Funnily enough, I posted on the same forum as the person who wrote that entry, and he is infamous for doing that. :lol:
Quote from: LMNOChrist, I never even got the chance to get started.
You'd think, after all this time, he'd find a sense of humor on sale at a flea market or something.
...And I really wanted to play...
ahh i'm sure there's lot of rotting veggies for you to play with still master scribe.
Quote from: defective irc botQuote from: LMNOChrist, I never even got the chance to get started.
You'd think, after all this time, he'd find a sense of humor on sale at a flea market or something.
...And I really wanted to play...
ahh i'm sure there's lot of rotting veggies for you to play with still master scribe.
:?: :?: :?: LMNO wrote that...
Quote from: ScribeQuote from: defective irc botQuote from: LMNOChrist, I never even got the chance to get started.
You'd think, after all this time, he'd find a sense of humor on sale at a flea market or something.
...And I really wanted to play...
ahh i'm sure there's lot of rotting veggies for you to play with still master scribe.
:?: :?: :?: LMNO wrote that...
oh well, uh, master el em en oh then... :?
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDand fuck you all. May you always be ushered to the wobbly table at resturaunts, may every little niggle in your life one day compound to make you homocidally insane and you get shot on the freeway for throwing bananas at the swat team!
This is a message to all the Discordians. You win. as much as that means anything. I've had it. No more forums, no more interaction with the likes of you over the net. I'm done, that's it. And tell eris I said she can go and get a 50 hour a week job with a cushy corner office, earn 26% less than a man in the same position and swallow the whole deal.
In other words, fuck you, fuck your irreligion and fuck your narcisistic self-superior, I'm-not what-I'm preaching-against bullshit. I hope I get the chance to kick the shit out of each and every discordian one day.
My, my...Someone's an angry youg man.
only if you're using a VERY liberal definition of the word "man"
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Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodonly if you're using a VERY liberal definition of the word "man"
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Perhaps. He throws a GREAT hissy fit, though. :lol:
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDI hope I get the chance to kick the shit out of each and every discordian one day.
Bring it, bitch.
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Bring it, bitch.
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He doesn't have the balls :twisted:
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Bring it, bitch.
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He doesn't have the balls :twisted:
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I dont get it.
Its not like he's getting attacked by discordians on the street... believe me, the internet is a superfluous and unnecessary thing. Just walk away.
Superfluous and unnecessary also describes Trollax pretty well.
perhaps he resents the competition.
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Bring it, bitch.
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My thoughts exactley.
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDI hope I get the chance to kick the shit out of each and every discordian one day.
Woah, what is this, Star Wars? We're the Jedi and you're Anakin? WHEE! I'M A JEDI! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDI hope I get the chance to kick the shit out of each and every discordian one day.
All ten of us?
That won't take long.
Quote from: agent compassionThat won't take long.
It will if we all run in different directions as
fast as we can!
You first. Leave your cookies.
No, give them to me!
I want a last meal before I get the shit kicked out of me.
he cant' kick the shit outta me cuz I JSUT TOOK A POOP!!!!!
in j0 face n00b!
Wait...if we are what he says we are, are we still Discordians? In which case he will be left with no one to kick the shit out of. Therefore, could you then say that he's already done it, and thus there is no need for anyone to get beat? Of course, my theory is that he's like those bitches (and my homies here in Utah know what I be talkin' about) who drive the BIG ASS trucks...they drive big cause their winky is reallllllly tiny. Trollaxe? I mean common, there is no way he's more then 3.5 inches with that name and the way he acts. TINY PENIS TINY PENIS TROLLAXE HAS A TINY PENIS!
Ohh, and all your cookies belong to me because I typed that.
Disregard everything I just said (beseides the bit about the cookies).
If he wants to rumble, he'll have to get a plane ticket to the 402... because I'm not leaving.
I refer him once again to Internet Tough Guy Magazine but if anyone is desperate to find me I am more than willing to comply.
Where's Butthead. Some guy said "There's Butthead's in that thread" he needs to go see my english teacher, if she can help me she can help him. I still don't see Butthead. Any one got any cappucino?
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDand fuck you all. May you always be ushered to the wobbly table at resturaunts, may every little niggle in your life one day compound to make you homocidally insane and you get shot on the freeway for throwing bananas at the swat team!
This is a message to all the Discordians. You win. as much as that means anything. I've had it. No more forums, no more interaction with the likes of you over the net. I'm done, that's it. And tell eris I said she can go and get a 50 hour a week job with a cushy corner office, earn 26% less than a man in the same position and swallow the whole deal.
In other words, fuck you, fuck your irreligion and fuck your narcisistic self-superior, I'm-not what-I'm preaching-against bullshit. I hope I get the chance to kick the shit out of each and every discordian one day.
I would NOT do that if I was you...the Eris part anyway. On the off hand chance that She is actually listening to you, you may wish you never learned to speak.
As for kicking the shit out of each and every discordian:
Heh. You'd have to find us first. We lie and pretend to fit in all the time. How would you be able to distinguish us from anyone else? And besides, what if we all run away real fast, as someone mentioned above? What then? I know WHAT you'll do then. You'll take it out on little Billy. Why? Because that's what everyone else does. They take it out on little Billy. Yeah sure. Kick a boy when he's down (shaking in the gutter on meth hangover, no doubt).
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD on March 18, 2005, 08:09:57 AM
and fuck you all. May you always be ushered to the wobbly table at resturaunts, may every little niggle in your life one day compound to make you homocidally insane and you get shot on the freeway for throwing bananas at the swat team!
This is a message to all the Discordians. You win. as much as that means anything. I've had it. No more forums, no more interaction with the likes of you over the net. I'm done, that's it. And tell eris I said she can go and get a 50 hour a week job with a cushy corner office, earn 26% less than a man in the same position and swallow the whole deal.
In other words, fuck you, fuck your irreligion and fuck your narcisistic self-superior, I'm-not what-I'm preaching-against bullshit. I hope I get the chance to kick the shit out of each and every discordian one day.
Bump for classic stern damage.
Ah, 2005. I was so much younger then.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 31, 2011, 05:28:59 PM
Ah, 2005. I was so much younger then.
I wasn't. I was always a foul old bastard.
But Trollax was always one of my favorites, for his ability to whine in the face of plenty. Not many people have the intestinal fortitude to complain when their family is reduced to less than a quarter million in the bank, after all, and especially not to people who haven't got a pot to piss in.
He was an inspiration to me.
what the fuck is an opie?
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 31, 2011, 05:53:27 PM
what the fuck is an opie?
It's like the sucker at the poker table. If you don't know who it is, it's you. :lulz:
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Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 31, 2011, 05:53:27 PM
what the fuck is an opie?
It's like the sucker at the poker table. If you don't know who it is, it's you. :lulz:
Ah
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 31, 2011, 06:06:18 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 31, 2011, 06:04:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 31, 2011, 06:03:04 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 31, 2011, 05:53:27 PM
what the fuck is an opie?
It's like the sucker at the poker table. If you don't know who it is, it's you. :lulz:
Ah
Opie ---> Opie from Mayberry, classic White boy.
OK, lol. It seems like that was some common slang here in the old threads. Never really watched the Andy Griffith show.
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Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 31, 2011, 06:04:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 31, 2011, 06:03:04 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 31, 2011, 05:53:27 PM
what the fuck is an opie?
It's like the sucker at the poker table. If you don't know who it is, it's you. :lulz:
Ah
Opie ---> Opie from Mayberry, classic White boy.
OK, lol. It seems like that was some common slang here in the old threads. Never really watched the Andy Griffith show.
Yeah, we pretty much brought an entire lexicon here from Fucked Company.
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Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD on March 18, 2005, 08:09:57 AM
and fuck you all. May you always be ushered to the wobbly table at resturaunts, may every little niggle in your life one day compound to make you homocidally insane and you get shot on the freeway for throwing bananas at the swat team!
This is a message to all the Discordians. You win. as much as that means anything. I've had it. No more forums, no more interaction with the likes of you over the net. I'm done, that's it. And tell eris I said she can go and get a 50 hour a week job with a cushy corner office, earn 26% less than a man in the same position and swallow the whole deal.
In other words, fuck you, fuck your irreligion and fuck your narcisistic self-superior, I'm-not what-I'm preaching-against bullshit. I hope I get the chance to kick the shit out of each and every discordian one day.
Bump for classic stern damage.
Holy shit, which of you shat in his sherbert?
Roger, ECH, Horab and myself, for the most part.
Quote from: Cain on August 31, 2011, 06:22:14 PM
Roger, ECH, Horab and myself, for the most part.
Anybody wanna tell the kiddies what he did to deserve it, and what you did? That's a great meltdown...
Quote from: Cain on August 31, 2011, 06:22:14 PM
Roger, ECH, Horab and myself, for the most part.
Also, Efrim, may he rest in piece.
Oh yes, indeed, in fact as I recall Efrim and you were pretty much the catalysts for the whole thing...
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Quote from: Cain on August 31, 2011, 06:22:14 PM
Roger, ECH, Horab and myself, for the most part.
Anybody wanna tell the kiddies what he did to deserve it, and what you did? That's a great meltdown...
We failed to hold his hand and dry his tears when life became too rough for his posh, entitled arse.
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Quote from: Cain on August 31, 2011, 06:22:14 PM
Roger, ECH, Horab and myself, for the most part.
Anybody wanna tell the kiddies what he did to deserve it, and what you did? That's a great meltdown...
We trolled his forum a little, he threw a MAJOR tantrum and flounced, deleting his account in the process. In the ensuing chaos, the website was abandoned by the pagan infidels and handed over to PD.com.
And that's how EB&G came about.
Speaking as a posh, entitled arse, I would thank you kindly for not associating me with someone of his stature.
:sniff:
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 31, 2011, 06:28:56 PM
Speaking as a posh, entitled arse, I would thank you kindly for not associating me with someone of his stature.
:sniff:
You may have been posh, but I've never seen you act entitled.
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Quote from: Luna on August 31, 2011, 06:24:43 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 31, 2011, 06:22:14 PM
Roger, ECH, Horab and myself, for the most part.
Anybody wanna tell the kiddies what he did to deserve it, and what you did? That's a great meltdown...
We trolled his forum a little, he threw a MAJOR tantrum and flounced, deleting his account in the process. In the ensuing chaos, the website was abandoned by the pagan infidels and handed over to PD.com.
And that's how EB&G came about.
I thought that was Hugh. Trollax, as I recall, was just this whiny kid that exploded when it turned out that nobody was sympathetic to his plight.
Trollax was one of the admins of the Obsidian Mirror, back in the day.
As I recall, you and Efrim went over there to screw with him a bit, and he started locking all your threads for no good reason, and then banned you. So ECH, Horab and myself went over and started trolling, and he flipped out and did the above.
Then Obsidian flipped out and shut down the whole site for a bit, only leaving that one thread open for everyone to argue in. Then SMFabal came back for a bit, looked around and handed the site over to Bella.
Hugh was an admin there later, under Bella, but doing pretty much the same petty shit Trollax did to you, only to Slaknet/TTM.
I know you had an earlier argument with him that resulted in him flouncing from PD for forever. Maybe that was when he was being an entitled shit? I never knew the backstory to that disagreement.
Quote from: Cain on August 31, 2011, 06:39:18 PM
Trollax was one of the admins of the Obsidian Mirror, back in the day.
As I recall, you and Efrim went over there to screw with him a bit, and he started locking all your threads for no good reason, and then banned you. So ECH, Horab and myself went over and started trolling, and he flipped out and did the above.
Then Obsidian flipped out and shut down the whole site for a bit, only leaving that one thread open for everyone to argue in. Then SMFabal came back for a bit, looked around and handed the site over to Bella.
Hugh was an admin there later, under Bella, but doing pretty much the same petty shit Trollax did to you, only to Slaknet/TTM.
I know you had an earlier argument with him that resulted in him flouncing from PD for forever. Maybe that was when he was being an entitled shit? I never knew the backstory to that disagreement.
Oh, yeah. LOL.
Anyway, the story was that his mother and he were "broke", which in Trollaxian terms meant that they had dipped below a quarter million in liquid assets, and that he wouldn't be able to buy whatever ridiculous electronic toy and like that.
This was at a time when Efrim's father was about to be laid off, and Efrim was looking at the whole "no college, and we're moving to Bellewood" thing. Shortly thereafter, things got better for Efrim's family, but at the time, the whimpering from Trollax drove Efrim nuts.
You monsters! I don't know WHAT I would do if my bank account dipped bel...
I can't even.
I'm so broke I'm driving a car you can see daylight through the frame... glad y'all made him cry.
Poor baby. And I can totally understand Efrim's response. If I hadn't have gotten a job two summers ago, I likely would've ended up whacking someone eventually. Mocking on the internet is letting them off lightly.
I was gonna do some necromancy, but it looks like all but one of his other posts has been archived.
Quote from: Nigel on August 31, 2011, 10:37:30 PM
I was gonna do some necromancy, but it looks like all but one of his other posts has been archived.
Yeah, I went looking, which is why I was puzzled about what he'd done to deserve the nad-kicking that caused his butthurt.
This thread is dildoes. :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 31, 2011, 11:56:40 PM
This thread is dildoes.
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