the date is undecied, but me and hoshi have decied to tie the ol knot as it were. she willeb the nija, i will eb the lumberjack, we need a minsiter or pastor or episkopos to priside. everyone is invted but you msut bring cookies and get drunk, and bring us beeer and cookies. the wedding cermony will eb followed shortly after by the happy couple being divorced, from which i will receive a beer, adn hoshi will get soem tofu. also everyoen ahs to get drunk twice, as per the pre-nuptial agreement.
Summer would like to be the first to congratulate the Grunge Rock Hamster and the Vengeful Lobster, but Summer is sure someone will beat Summer to it.
Can Summer be a Gollum at your wedding, to plague the Ringbearers who stole our Preciouss?
rings?
hmm hoshi we ahve to talk abotu this ring thing. what the heck is it allabout? we don't ahve to have rings do we? not that we can't, but i definitely want soemthign out of a cracker jack box if we do have em.
You'll have to start calling me Auntie Bella now, horab.
And you'll need to learn the secret family handshake.
Hahaha, this title is going to give the Duchess a heart attack.
Sorry mom. Please don't write me out of your will.Quote from: defective irc botrings?
hmm hoshi we ahve to talk abotu this ring thing. what the heck is it allabout? we don't ahve to have rings do we?
Will funyuns or some kind of breakfast cereal work? Because then they'd be tasty as well as economical.
Also, I have to stipulate that silken tofu is too much of a commitment for me, and it can't be garlic flavored or I'm bound to get cold feet.
And the bride may or may not flip out and kill people if anyone plays any type of disco.
Quote from: HoshikoAnd the bride may or may not flip out and kill people if anyone plays any type of disco.
Well, don't invite Roger then, 'cause you know he will bring that guy from
Baywatch and then all disco will break loose.
Quote from: HoshikoAnd the bride may or may not flip out and kill people if anyone plays any type of disco.
how about Disco Volante?
8)
Sometimes Electric Six will play stuff that's suspiciously close to disco.
But if you don't play "Danger! High Voltage!" or "Gay Bar", I'm not comin'.
Electric Six fuckin' rocks.
also, check out Junior Senior and T. Raumschmiere
8)
Quote from: Bathory's SainthoodElectric Six fuckin' rocks.
also, check out Junior Senior and T. Raumschmiere
8)
Jinior Senior? Eh, i liked "lets make sandwiches" for about 45 seconds, but then it started grating on my nerves.
T. Raumschmiere, tho, is cool.
Have you heard Automatic Head Detonator?
the only good TR is the stuff with Mis Kitten in it
the rest is crap
give Add N to (x) if you do like TR
Quote from: HoshikoHahaha, this title is going to give the Duchess a heart attack. Sorry mom. Please don't write me out of your will.
I haven't warned her about this thread, either. :twisted:
Call me evil, if you will.........but I'm going to call the Duchess this morning and direct her to this sub-forum.
Then I'm going to listen to her sputter and gasp.
It's good to be the evil big sister. >:D
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: HoshikoHahaha, this title is going to give the Duchess a heart attack. Sorry mom. Please don't write me out of your will.
I haven't warned her about this thread, either. :twisted:
Call me evil, if you will.........but I'm going to call the Duchess this morning and direct her to this sub-forum.
Then I'm going to listen to her sputter and gasp.
It's good to be the evil big sister. >:D
Could you record that for us? :twisted:
Quote from: HoshikoHahaha, this title is going to give the Duchess a heart attack. Sorry mom. Please don't write me out of your will.
Quote from: defective irc botrings?
hmm hoshi we ahve to talk abotu this ring thing. what the heck is it allabout? we don't ahve to have rings do we?
Will funyuns or some kind of breakfast cereal work? Because then they'd be tasty as well as economical.
Also, I have to stipulate that silken tofu is too much of a commitment for me, and it can't be garlic flavored or I'm bound to get cold feet.
And the bride may or may not flip out and kill people if anyone plays any type of disco.
of course, i'd assume it'd eb soem kind of latter johnny cash or any johnny cash really, seems appropriate for wedding music.,
i'll hav eto have a tofu expert guide my tofu selection, as i'm rathe rignroant, tho on that note i'm afraid red beer or thick beer will kill me, start this thing off ont he right foot with soemthign genric name branded like budweiser, tho a fine canadian lager would be much nicer, tho less cheap and genric. or somesuch. :P
and funyuns totally works.
as well, as long as the duchess doesn't kill me, tho that might be fun, and soemthign to write into the ritual thing there.
someone mentioned mal should officiate. so how bout it?
I am not coming if I don't get to have all the cookies I can eat.
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyQuote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: HoshikoHahaha, this title is going to give the Duchess a heart attack. Sorry mom. Please don't write me out of your will.
I haven't warned her about this thread, either. :twisted:
Call me evil, if you will.........but I'm going to call the Duchess this morning and direct her to this sub-forum.
Then I'm going to listen to her sputter and gasp.
It's good to be the evil big sister. >:D
Could you record that for us? :twisted:
I wish I could have, El.
She made the prettiest little gugrgling sound and then there was silence.
Life is good. :lol:
ps: Not that any of us would mind having horab in the family, tho.
We don't happen to have any lumberjacks at the mo - haven't had one since Zorga divorced her second Bob.
i wanna be the flower bunny
Quote from: defective irc botthe date is undecied, but me and hoshi have decied to tie the ol knot as it were. she willeb the nija, i will eb the lumberjack, we need a minsiter or pastor or episkopos to priside. everyone is invted but you msut bring cookies and get drunk, and bring us beeer and cookies. the wedding cermony will eb followed shortly after by the happy couple being divorced, from which i will receive a beer, adn hoshi will get soem tofu. also everyoen ahs to get drunk twice, as per the pre-nuptial agreement.
Hmmmmm....::thinks real hard::
Is this a true marriage and divorce proposal?
If it's money you're after you'll have to give the 'for the release of hostage' demands list
to Hoshi's father, 'MonkeyBean Montoya'
I would so love to have Horab in the family! :D
But after the divorce we're NOT gonna let Horab go.
We have duct tape::makes out christmas list::
Donkey & Demonseed, Horab & Hoshi.........
I wanna dress like Boy George and sing Johny Cash's 'Burnin' ring of fire'
:twisted:
sure. never midn we've never met int eh flesh, the first time we do, we're gonan get hitched. that's all tehre is to it, and i dont' mind being int eh family after, as long as yall don't get werid abotu me flirting. and stuff. ro seomthing.
also ifiw ere after money, would i be in teh fast food business?
You can only flirt with my mom AFTER the divorce. Anything else is too Arkansas.
If LMNO and a select few play their favorite disco hits, the bride might not flip out and kill people, depending on the entertainment factor.
Horab, waitaminute... the marriage and divorce ceremonies aren't going to be binding, are they? :shock: If so, I'm afraid that I'm going to have to add my pencil sharpener collection and magic 8-ball onto the pre-nup.
you mean i have to take custody of your pencil sharpener collection and magic eightball? well as long as they don't break intot eh neighbors hosue and throw wild parties in the common room of my rooming house, i spose...
well as long as we do it, it's cool with me. teh binding part of it. i ddidn;t even really think of that. i was jsu thinking, cookies and beer, and i get to wear flannel.
btu yeah sure, no flirting with you r mom or sister or even bella or anyone else you may be realted to until after the divorce. tho on that note i request you can;t flirt with uh, my little brother until after the divorce either, on account uh, little kids always get all the chicks dmanit.
Fluffy and her brood are hereby designated flower bunnies, but per their preference, all baskets will be filled with kale and carrots instead. Please don't eat them until after the ceremony.
Well, I was thinking about putting them in the pre-nup as off-limits, but then I thought, nah. Pencil sharpeners are meant to be shared. So now they will be gifts to all of the guests.
I was thinking about having a giant revolving thing that passed out cookies and beer while playing Johnny Cash songs. That would be cool.
There should also be open karaoke during the ceremony. Because that's just the right thing to do if you're making people sit there anyway.
i toally agree abotu the akraoke. you amy hav eto steal me away from it to get ti over with.
<--- loves karaoke more than life itself.
One warning Horab. A rapid eye twitch runs in the family
so you'll have to learn the difference between eye
twitching and winking. Hoshi's eye twitching is always winking.
We wont tell you what to do often as most of our family are deaf mutes.
Anyway, why wait until you meet to get married?
Can't we have an on-line marriage? or an international
absentee marriage? I love weddings!
Oh, and don't try to wake up great grandma sitting over there in the corner.
She's dead.
sorry man, if im'm going to get married i want to at least meet the person in the flesh first, even if we're getting divorced shrotly thereafter, and even if it is a bad joke.
i've got a general twitch all over, so it's all good.
and i'm mostly deaf myself. at least when i'm nto hearing everything within earshot the deafness gets worse in traffic.
ok, I guess maybe you should meet her before the marriage.
Sorry to hear about your body twitch.
Sometimes Hoshi does this little skip walk thing, but it's not really
a twitch and it's cute so it should be ok as long as you're
not standing directly in front of her.
i canunderstand your love of wedding s, so no worries. it humanity at it's best, a drunken orgy of pniched cheeks and drunken toasts, of karaoke and the chicken dance.
Quote from: defective irc boti canunderstand your love of wedding s, so no worries. it humanity at it's best, a drunken orgy of pniched cheeks and drunken toasts, of karaoke and the chicken dance.
Weddings are wonderful, but the best is the cake!
I always get married in vegas.
Is it just me, Bella dearest, or isn't Horab one of the cousins (in the same way I am)? If so...well thats just plain dirty. I'm sure Eris will love it.
Quote from: Saint Zurtok Ah.D.Is it just me, Bella dearest, or isn't Horab one of the cousins (in the same way I am)? If so...well thats just plain dirty. I'm sure Eris will love it.
Of course!
It's a royal tradition!
We're royalty now? I didn't know this family came with titles.
Quote from: Saint Zurtok Ah.D.We're royalty now? I didn't know this family came with titles.
"Duchess" Demonica
"Presidente" Devil Squerrel
"Baron" Von PoohBah
"Lady" Hoshiko
"Divine" Child of Christ (demon seed #three)
"Lord" Donkeyote
"Queen" Bella
"Prince" Saint Zurtok Ah.D.
"Good King" Horab
Titles abound!!!
All titles shall be considered fictional and non-binding until paid for.
Titles may be hazardous to your health and should not be used
by anyone under the age of 12 or over the age of 122. Do not use if
pompous or over-inflated ego is present. Do not use titles while operating
a motor vehicle and or while pregnant. Use of this product does
not constitute the right to bear arms or arm bears. http://www.infoplease.com/spot/royal2.html
Tut tut Demonica, we're family now, you don't have to call me Saint Zurtok Ah.D. You can simply call me Zurtok (or "hey, you queer" works just as well, as my friends at Uni of Utah have demonstrated).
So I've managed to beomce "Prince" Zurtok? Wow, and I did absoultely nothing for it.
awesome, i beign "good king" horab in addition to emperor and protector is prtty cool.
you can call me 'rab, bob, don, rod, or whatever your heart pleases, just don't call me late for dinner!
Hey late for dinner, upon careful consideration I'm thinking that we need to register for chocolate and beer.
And possibly a year's supply of breakfast cereal and books.
How about a year of breakfast cereal delivered crushed inside the pages of books?
Quote from: HoshikoHey late for dinner, upon careful consideration I'm thinking that we need to register for chocolate and beer.
And possibly a year's supply of breakfast cereal and books.
but i only eat breakfast out, or homeade, well not form a box, from abox is blasphe,y desptie lunch and dinner boxed stuff ebign quite alright.
but yes, registed for chocolate andbeer... i'm not up on the current stuff uh tends? on amraige? what? oh yes, registering, how dowe do that that i put opur names in at all the local lauara secord's? and uh lcbo's?
also i may be in ove mriand a july...
can we have athree some? she's pretty hawt.
i'm down with e books tho, fer sure,i can eat alot of boks in a year.
I'll be there, but only for the pencil sharpener. And the alcohol, of course.
Quote from: Sinner BobI'll be there, but only for the pencil sharpener. And the alcohol, of course.
Why do you think me and everyone else will be there too? :mrgreen:
Quote from: horab fibslager
but i only eat breakfast out, or homeade, well not form a box, from abox is blasphe,y desptie lunch and dinner boxed stuff ebign quite alright.
Oh, I wasn't going to eat it for breakfast or any such blasphemous thing! Just use it to make cookies and bird food.
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also i may be in ove mriand a july...
can we have athree some? she's pretty hawt.
Well, hawt wouldn't quite be good enough I'm afraid. She'd also have to be a pirate.
And not THAT kind of pirate.
Horab! Nephew! Do not forget that Zorga will require lots of rum at the reception.
Not to mention a tacky plastic Hawaiian lei and one of those coconut shells to drink out of.
of course!
do you think i'd forget zorga?
Quote from: HoshikoQuote from: Sinner BobI'll be there, but only for the pencil sharpener. And the alcohol, of course.
Why do you think me and everyone else will be there too? :mrgreen:
The hope that at least 3 of the seven deadly sins (http://mrpalmguru.com/uncyclopedia/index.php?title=Seven_Deadly_Sins) will be broken?
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also i may be in ove mriand a july...
can we have athree some? she's pretty hawt.
Well, hawt wouldn't quite be good enough I'm afraid. She'd also have to be a pirate.
And not THAT kind of pirate.
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Quote from: horab fibslager
but i only eat breakfast out, or homeade, well not form a box, from abox is blasphe,y desptie lunch and dinner boxed stuff ebign quite alright.
Oh, I wasn't going to eat it for breakfast or any such blasphemous thing! Just use it to make cookies and bird food.
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also i may be in ove mriand a july...
can we have athree some? she's pretty hawt.
Well, hawt wouldn't quite be good enough I'm afraid. She'd also have to be a pirate.
And not THAT kind of pirate.
ah well then that's all good then.
and i'll ahve to find out if she'sa pirate. and not that kind of pirate either, that sort will jsut not do!
Ummmm...Horab is not the only lumberjack in the family..I am also a lumberjack but, I haven't mentioned it cuz it was so long ago I forgot...Me and Robby Red Dread were in a band called the Acoustic Lumberjacks...And Horab, just because you are 'good king' doesn't give you licence to be an ass, thats my job. Oh and Duchess dear, DS#3 and I are concocting (is that spelled right?) a wonderfully devious plan to banish the grey faced old Baron to his own personal hell...Which involves vaccuum cleaners that veer of course, screwing up the little pattern he likes to make in the carpet. The best payback will be when DuMean grows up and behaves just like YOU! Hehehehe, she is such a cutie! Give her a hug from me!
Quote from: DonkeyotayUmmmm...Horab is not the only lumberjack in the family..I am also a lumberjack but, I haven't mentioned it cuz it was so long ago I forgot...Me and Robby Red Dread were in a band called the Acoustic Lumberjacks...And Horab, just because you are 'good king' doesn't give you licence to be an ass, thats my job. Oh and Duchess dear, DS#3 and I are concocting (is that spelled right?) a wonderfully devious plan to banish the grey faced old Baron to his own personal hell...Which involves vaccuum cleaners that veer of course, screwing up the little pattern he likes to make in the carpet. The best payback will be when DuMean grows up and behaves just like YOU! Hehehehe, she is such a cutie! Give her a hug from me!
Where the fuck you been? I thought you got eaten by opies.
Quote from: DonkeyotayUmmmm...Horab is not the only lumberjack in the family..I am also a lumberjack but, I haven't mentioned it cuz it was so long ago I forgot...Me and Robby Red Dread were in a band called the Acoustic Lumberjacks...And Horab, just because you are 'good king' doesn't give you licence to be an ass, thats my job. Oh and Duchess dear, DS#3 and I are concocting (is that spelled right?) a wonderfully devious plan to banish the grey faced old Baron to his own personal hell...Which involves vaccuum cleaners that veer of course, screwing up the little pattern he likes to make in the carpet. The best payback will be when DuMean grows up and behaves just like YOU! Hehehehe, she is such a cutie! Give her a hug from me!
assness is unusally but common of late. my bad, i'll stop mowing your grass man. it'sa bad trip i'm nto really into anyway.
and a sogn abotu family. but if you're clowntrodden you may wish to refrain from listenign to it, as it may contain circus music. and there are clowns on the cd and cover artwork. drunken sad looking clowns mind, but also evil devil clowns who want to eat your livign soul.
QuoteStubb (a Dub) by mr. bungle(mr. bungle)
Do you remember
We called you puppy?
Now you're one of us
We call you family
Family...
Treading underfoot and stinking ass
Hold the door aside and let her pass
Glaucoma
Reflections of a bloated lie
A life stored in your cloudy eye
Now it's time to say goodbye
Stubb a Dub will never die
Chase a tail that isn't there
It's time to wipe your butt
Sliding down butt hill
Dahg Rastubfari - do you know
That you're a fucking dog?
If you can hear me, then throw up
Give me a sign
And I'll throw a stick, bring it back
Roll over and die
You taught me a lesson - thanks mom!
Do you understand me
Do you think about me when you're peeing?
Do you really think you're gonna grow
Into a human being?
This dog has seen better days
You're gonna die
How does it feel, Stubb?
Eat & sleep
Fulfill your only roll
Let your problems seep
Out of your hole
Cataract
Do you remember
We called you family?
Now you're underground
We call you memory
Memory...
Gone.
It reads better than it sounds.
LMNO
-Thinks Naked City is a better use of Patton's talents.
neve rheard of naked city, but uh that's a totally great song man.
not the peak of mr. patton's career by far, but uh pretty good.
the peak would be kaada and patton.
ohwait, there are no peaks because the man IS A TOO FUCKING BIG GENIOUS!
yeah no kidding.
disco volante is my favourite,. followed by the lounge crooning on california,
but then there's the director's cut, and hte nothing compares 2 u cover.
btu then that's only out of stuff i've heard. it's all so realy good.
i think he's the one man i'd think about havi sex with if he asked.
but then probaly not.(asking or otherwise)
It's all about the little gonads and strife.
Quote from: horab fibslagerneve rheard of naked city, but uh that's a totally great song man.
not the peak of mr. patton's career by far, but uh pretty good.
Naked City = John Zorn's pet project. Bill Frisell, Joey Baron, Fred Frith, Wayne Horvitz, Yamastuka Eye, and Patton (only recently).
Makes your brain hurt.
Quote from: Sepiathe peak would be kaada and patton.
ohwait, there are no peaks because the man IS A TOO FUCKING BIG GENIOUS!
Troof!
though if I had to pick a favorite, it's be Angel Dust, conventional as that sounds. Fantomas' first album would be a close second. 8)
Quote from: Liam on October 23, 2010, 11:20:24 AM
this thread makes me filled with sadness and homicidal rage. Could I request it gets pulled please?
C'mon, it's horab. It could have been worse.
Horab certainly was a joke. :lol:
Naked City is fucking awesome.